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(Some Futonmonger)   And this year's frontrunner for Tackiest Martin Luther King Day tie-in goes to Big Apple Futon, featuring this lovely sofa with black and white sections...what matters is not the color of your skin, but the content of your living room   (bigapplefuton.com) divider line 31
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2013-01-21 09:06:29 AM  
But if you're thinking about my sofa, it don't matter if it's black or white.
 
2013-01-21 09:30:59 AM  
Totally racist. The whites get all the cushy jobs, and the blacks have to do all the supporting. Where are we, as a country, if even our furniture is racist?
 
2013-01-21 09:32:15 AM  
It's a metaphor for race relations in America, but not quite how King wanted them to turn out:

bigapplefuton.com
 
2013-01-21 09:33:06 AM  
media.philly.com
 
2013-01-21 09:33:51 AM  
sfist.com

/Oblig
 
2013-01-21 09:46:27 AM  
Sears didn't jump in on this promotion this year?
 
2013-01-21 09:47:56 AM  
That reminds me of the really ugly furniture you always see in porn. Why does everyone in porn seemingly have purple leather furniture?
 
2013-01-21 10:00:01 AM  

Rapmaster2000: That reminds me of the really ugly furniture you always see in porn. Why does everyone in porn seemingly have purple leather furniture?


Are you talking about the "casting couch?" I mean, not that I've seen it or anything...
 
2013-01-21 10:07:18 AM  
Futons? Have I gone through a worm hole and emerged in 1996?
 
2013-01-21 10:13:03 AM  
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood. on really tacky leather furniture.
 
2013-01-21 10:33:53 AM  
Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony side by side on sofa, loveseat. Why can't weeeee?
 
2013-01-21 10:47:48 AM  
Ortho Mattress, anybody?
 
2013-01-21 12:18:42 PM  

Rapmaster2000: That reminds me of the really ugly furniture you always see in porn. Why does everyone in porn seemingly have purple leather furniture?


Purple doesn't show cum stains, for some reason.
 
2013-01-21 12:19:30 PM  
This ad isn't even close to tacky/racist.  Subby is delusional.
 
2013-01-21 12:46:13 PM  
The negro community sits on your shenanigans.

/ I'm too lazy to photoshop it, so just pretend I did.
 
2013-01-21 12:55:34 PM  

Incremancer: Totally racist. The whites get all the cushy jobs, and the blacks have to do all the supporting. Where are we, as a country, if even our furniture is racist?


Excuse me?! The white parts are doing all the shiat work, supporting the butts and getting farted on! Meanwhile, the black parts are just standing there, cause affirmative action!
 
2013-01-21 01:01:14 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 01:15:22 PM  
Some of my best furniture pieces are black lacquer.
 
2013-01-21 01:46:11 PM  
I see no annual nightclub poster tie-ins.
 
2013-01-21 01:54:12 PM  
 
2013-01-21 02:41:11 PM  

YodaBlues: Incremancer: Totally racist. The whites get all the cushy jobs, and the blacks have to do all the supporting. Where are we, as a country, if even our furniture is racist?

Excuse me?! The white parts are doing all the shiat work, supporting the butts and getting farted on! Meanwhile, the black parts are just standing there, cause affirmative action!


Typical white problems! Literally standing on the backs of the black, getting soft, and yet they still complain! "Oh, I'm not racist!" they'll insist, "I have a Black & Decker mixer!"
 
2013-01-21 02:55:47 PM  
"I have a clean!" O. M. F. G.
 
2013-01-21 03:20:32 PM  
2catladies.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-21 03:27:27 PM  
"Have a Dreamy living room today!"
 
2013-01-21 04:57:08 PM  
 
2013-01-21 07:23:57 PM  
The promotion could be construed as a little awkward, I guess. I'm far more concerned about the furniture itself. That is one HUGLY couch.

The rest of their merch ain't exactly thrillsville, either. Does all their inventory look like it belongs in a doctor's waiting room?
 
2013-01-21 10:09:21 PM  
 
2013-01-21 11:15:53 PM  
I'm riding in the back of a bus right now, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-01-22 12:43:10 AM  
 
2013-01-22 03:22:30 AM  

peasandcarrots: The promotion could be construed as a little awkward, I guess. I'm far more concerned about the furniture itself. That is one HUGLY couch.

The rest of their merch ain't exactly thrillsville, either. Does all their inventory look like it belongs in a doctor's waiting room?


See, that's the racist part... they're saving their best stuff for the white folks' holiday sales!
 
2013-01-22 06:54:56 AM  
OMG a furniture company is having a sale on a national holiday! Everybody be outraged! Really scrapping the bottom of the barrel looking for outrage material there.

/It's not a metaphor
//It's a farking couch
///what are you people, stupid?
 
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