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2013-01-21 09:29:40 AM
In the meantime, who is hoarding subby's thesaurus?
 
2013-01-21 09:30:16 AM
*they're

/pet peave
 
2013-01-21 09:30:20 AM
Subby went their.
 
2013-01-21 09:31:47 AM
THERE
 
2013-01-21 09:32:29 AM
The secrit two greenlite sucess
 
2013-01-21 09:32:38 AM
They're they're now, don't get frazzled over a simple linguistic mistake.
 
2013-01-21 09:32:57 AM
guaranteed green
 
2013-01-21 09:32:58 AM
SUBBY FAIL
 
2013-01-21 09:33:10 AM

muddythinker: They're they're now, don't get frazzled over a simple linguistic mistake.


Here here.
 
2013-01-21 09:33:50 AM
Wheir castle?
 
2013-01-21 09:33:54 AM
Your dumb.
 
2013-01-21 09:35:13 AM
Yumm.

muddythinker: They're they're now, don't get frazzled over a simple linguistic mistake.


Yummmm....

www.photokitchenblog.com
 
2013-01-21 09:35:40 AM
They're cassel!
 
2013-01-21 09:35:49 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
/hot
 
2013-01-21 09:36:22 AM

fnordest: The secrit two greenlite sucess


I'm really starting to think this is why my eloquently phrased and grammatically correct headlines never make the main page. That or they suck.
 
2013-01-21 09:37:28 AM
Their they're, Smitty - we appreciate your effort. We really do!
 
2013-01-21 09:38:13 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-21 09:38:30 AM
My only green was put up so people could rip on me for farking up an "it's."
 
2013-01-21 09:41:28 AM
The animals' owner, who has not been identified, was very cooperative and knowledgeable about the birds, which included homing pigeons

Somebody was getting ready for a real life Worms Armageddon.
 
2013-01-21 09:42:06 AM
Their, but for the grace of God go I.
 
2013-01-21 09:42:16 AM
than.
 
2013-01-21 09:45:44 AM

Mentalpatient87: My only green was put up so people could rip on me for farking up an "it's."


Settle down. Its not something you should get your jimmies rustled over .
 
2013-01-21 09:46:37 AM
Its really to bad about those animals. At least the animal control people can thanks themselves for a job well good.
 
2013-01-21 09:50:03 AM
I cant beleive that up until a few minutes ago their was only free greenlights today and that was won of then.
 
2013-01-21 09:51:01 AM

Mentalpatient87: My only green was put up so people could rip on me for farking up an "it's."


They'll complain about grammar even when you're right.

Case in point, my favorite green light from the sports tab of all places:
Link
 
2013-01-21 10:01:43 AM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: fnordest: The secrit two greenlite sucess

I'm really starting to think this is why my eloquently phrased and grammatically correct headlines never make the main page. That or they suck.


Me too! I actually have considered purposely making errors, but can't bring myself to do it (for a headline, anyway)
 
2013-01-21 10:19:15 AM
Signs you might have an animal-hoarding problem:

10. Your feed bill is so big that the Barnum & Bailey Circus is using it as a model for their winter budget.
9. Your educated pig keeps trying to get you to claim cockroaches as dependants on your taxes.
8. You know how to adjust the levels of nitrogen and calcium in the diet of an aging tiger.
7. Your wife can't keep up with the wool production although she is a first rate knitter.
6. You buy your animal feed in bulk from CostCo and can't see why people complain about the giant packages--they don't seem to last.
5. That's not mud on the floor.
4. Your sheep dogs have herded all of the cats into the Master Bedroom so you have to sleep on the floor in the mudroom. See (5).
3. You have more than three cats named "Mittens".
2. You're up to your hips in llama manure, Dr. Doolittle. Figure it out!
1. Your nickname locally is "Noah".
 
2013-01-21 10:24:26 AM
CLEVELAND, Ohio -

...Authorities were tipped off by complaints about a stench coming from the property.

How could they tell the difference?
 
2013-01-21 10:33:52 AM
I'd love to hoard Farkettes, especially those who chip in financially. If there were 10 of us we could live here for $50 apiece!

Of coarse I'd need a much bigger bed. Or everybody could bring her own twin mattress.
 
2013-01-21 10:51:17 AM
By the way, Cleveland has interesting architecture but it has a very low high school graduation rate.
 
2013-01-21 12:08:24 PM
Huber Heights has a ban on farm animals but does not limit the number of pets residents can own.

We lived in Huber Heights when I was a kid. It was billed as "the country's largest brick subdivision" or something like that. It was definitely not farm or rural country, unless Dayton has become like Detroit, which wouldn't surprise me, because god, what a shiathole, and what was I talking about?
 
2013-01-21 12:16:04 PM
Whenever you see a hoarding story it's always "some insane number of animals normally kept as pets", "some stupid number of animals typically kept in this environment" and one "animal that has no place on this continent."

The article isn't loading so I'm going to guess that animal was a mountain lion.
 
2013-01-21 12:42:28 PM
Mentalpatient87: My only green was put up so people could rip on me for farking up an "it's."

They'll complain about grammar even when you're right.


Maybe it is just early, but I don't see anything grammatically wrong with the headline. Subby uses the correct "there", correctly uses "are" and "is", and contracts "there is" correctly. Can someone tell me what is wrong?

/not subby
 
2013-01-21 12:53:38 PM
This dude was just prepping for doomsday -- squab, chickens, eggs, rabbits.
 
2013-01-21 01:43:44 PM

NotARocketScientist: Maybe it is just early, but I don't see anything grammatically wrong with the headline.


They fixed it.

/they didn't fix mine
 
2013-01-21 02:00:59 PM
Photo of the culprit:

www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
 
2013-01-21 07:03:58 PM
I always wondered, when a house is that choked with animals, how do you move in it? How do you go to the bathroom without stepping on anything? Or in anything?
 
2013-01-21 08:31:23 PM

Tiiba: I always wondered, when a house is that choked with animals, how do you move in it? How do you go to the bathroom without stepping on anything? Or in anything?


I have one cat and I trip over him all the time (he seems to do this on purpose). I have no clue how anyone with that many manages.
 
2013-01-21 11:10:14 PM

Tiiba: I always wondered, when a house is that choked with animals, how do you move in it? How do you go to the bathroom without stepping on anything? Or in anything?


You keep everything trapped in tiny, tiny cages. Hundreds of them.
 
2013-01-21 11:15:15 PM

Flakeloaf: Whenever you see a hoarding story it's always "some insane number of animals normally kept as pets", "some stupid number of animals typically kept in this environment" and one "animal that has no place on this continent."

The article isn't loading so I'm going to guess that animal was a mountain lion.


In this case it's hundreds of pigeons and rabbits.

When I was looking for an apartment a few years ago one place told me "no lions, no tigers." I thought the manager was joking. He said no, his ex-wife had a lion and tiger that she kept in their one bedroom apartment during their marriage. I didn't ask how how she became his ex-wife.
 
2013-01-22 08:22:22 AM
You know your home is bad when it's too nasty for pigeons
 
2013-01-22 01:35:47 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: You know your home is bad when it's too nasty for pigeons


Or any other animals for that matter. Future Hoarders episode?
 
2013-01-23 04:19:39 AM

kdawg7736: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: You know your home is bad when it's too nasty for pigeons

Or any other animals for that matter. Future Hoarders episode?


That could be a spinoff. Too Hot For Hoarders, the hoarding cases too nasty for for Hoarders.
 
2013-01-23 01:02:11 PM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: kdawg7736: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: You know your home is bad when it's too nasty for pigeons

Or any other animals for that matter. Future Hoarders episode?

That could be a spinoff. Too Hot For Hoarders, the hoarding cases too nasty for for Hoarders.


True. Just to think some episodes make me sick and angry depending on the situation, having one cat can be a chore sometimes for me.
 
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