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(Daily Mail)   14-year-old boy lets fleeing rape victim into his house and fends off attacker with a knife   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 106
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2013-01-21 09:58:03 AM  
Twice in a week? That must be a real bad neighborhood. I think they need to move
 
2013-01-21 10:15:26 AM  
In before the Outraged RightTM claims that this would have been avoided if the girl had been armed with a gun and in less provocative clothing....
 
2013-01-21 10:26:24 AM  
Oh, this crazy guy. Good for the kid, his dad brought him up right.

And Ramsey's FB friend Monica Johnson is a farking idiot.

/my new rescue Rotty is named Ramsey... Ooops.
 
2013-01-21 10:47:21 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Twice in a week? That must be a real bad neighborhood. I think they need to move


I think this quote, if actually true of his neighborhood, is a better argument for them needing to move:
'A lot of people, maybe most people, would've been like, 'Get the hell off my porch.'
 
2013-01-21 10:50:22 AM  
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2013-01-21 10:50:28 AM  
However, Ramsey ceased trying to smash his way into the house and grabbed a can of gas from the vehicle, poured it around the base of the base, lit it and drove off.

Sup dawg, I heard you like base...
 
2013-01-21 10:51:33 AM  

Apos: In before the Outraged RightTM claims that this would have been avoided if the girl had been armed with a gun and in less provocative clothing....


Why would the gun need to be in less provocative clothing?
 
2013-01-21 10:52:08 AM  
I read this story yesterday - I have no snark for this kid. He was brave beyond is years...
 
2013-01-21 10:52:19 AM  
Sounds like every Internet ToughGuy's wet dream.
 
2013-01-21 10:52:32 AM  

serial_crusher: However, Ramsey ceased trying to smash his way into the house and grabbed a can of gas from the vehicle, poured it around the base of the base, lit it and drove off.

Sup dawg, I heard you like base...


He said a little something about tip to base.
 
2013-01-21 10:52:50 AM  
"However, Ramsey ceased trying to smash his way into the house and grabbed a can of gas from the vehicle, poured it around the base of the base, lit it and drove off."

NO! Not around the base of the base!! The HORROR!

/Grounded to the ground?
 
2013-01-21 10:53:02 AM  
Good riddance Rapey McBulletsponge, the world is a better place without you.
 
2013-01-21 10:53:58 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Rapey McBulletsponge


Hrmmm, used this one before, have you?
 
2013-01-21 10:54:03 AM  
Impossible.

You can only defend your home with a gun because guns and knives are exactly the same.
 
2013-01-21 10:54:06 AM  
Wow, crazy story. Good on the kid though.
 
2013-01-21 10:55:15 AM  
Whew, that was close.
Good thing that guy's going to live to rape another day.
 
2013-01-21 10:55:26 AM  
The best part being that she totally would have rewarded him with sex, being a rape-able slut and all.
 
2013-01-21 10:55:34 AM  
What an emasculated wuss, he should have shot her for being on his property.
 
2013-01-21 10:58:09 AM  
Updated his FB status too before getting shot? Did he tweet too?

@EricRamsey - oops, blood is coming out
 
2013-01-21 10:58:34 AM  

computerguyUT: Whew, that was close.
Good thing that guy's going to live to rape another day.


RTFA. The cops shot him.
 
2013-01-21 10:58:37 AM  
I wonder how long until the local police bring charges against the kid for putting the attacker in harms way. And his parents could face charges for allowing him access to a pointy stick.
 
2013-01-21 10:59:07 AM  

computerguyUT: Whew, that was close.
Good thing that guy's going to live to rape another day.


Only if his name is really Dracula spelled backwards.
 
2013-01-21 11:00:00 AM  

serial_crusher: However, Ramsey ceased trying to smash his way into the house and grabbed a can of gas from the vehicle, poured it around the base of the base, lit it and drove off.

Sup dawg, I heard you like base...


All his base belong to him?
 
2013-01-21 11:00:39 AM  

Wild Eyed and Wicked: I read this story yesterday - I have no snark for this kid. He was brave beyond is years...


He better get some tail for that !!
 
2013-01-21 11:01:07 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Rapey McBulletsponge

Hrmmm, used this one before, have you?


Well the first name changes as the situation dictates...

/did get an ass chewing a long time ago for calling a guy "Dumbass McRoadrash".
 
2013-01-21 11:01:23 AM  
She's totally gonna sleep with this kid now for saving her, right?
 
2013-01-21 11:01:42 AM  

Apos: In before the Outraged RightTM claims that this would have been avoided if the girl had been armed with a gun and in less provocative clothing....


In before the Outraged LeftTM claims that his death would have been avoided if the girl retained the moral high ground, not fought back, and accepted her rape like a good little victim.  Instead, a young man, with his whole life ahead of him, had to die.
 
2013-01-21 11:01:49 AM  

computerguyUT: Whew, that was close.
Good thing that guy's going to live to rape another day.


Well, except for that whole 'shot dead by police' thing mentioned in TFA...
 
2013-01-21 11:01:53 AM  
Okay, I read this last week on one of the major news sites, and thought about submitting. I was surprised it didn't make Fark's main page. And it eventually shows--old news is old!!--linked from The Daily Fail!?!?
 
2013-01-21 11:02:02 AM  
Good thing he wasn't in Connecticut, or he'd be getting the George Zimmerman treatment awaiting trial right now.
 
2013-01-21 11:02:25 AM  
Don't forget the sanitation company, whose flatbed truck Mr. McRapey Bulletsponge used to assault several police cars, on the way to collect his high-velocity lead poisoning.
 
2013-01-21 11:03:30 AM  

Apos: In before the Outraged RightTM claims that this would have been avoided if the girl had been armed with a gun and in less provocative clothing....


It's a tough call for them. They can't both claim that the situation demands a firearm AND that she was asking for it so it isn't "rape rape". Better wait until Rush gives marching orders and just follow them to the letter.
 
2013-01-21 11:04:34 AM  
So I am to believe this family who lives in Northern Michigan, in a trailer no less, didnt have a gun in their home?


/Grew up in Michigan. I'm really surprised they didnt have a gun.
 
2013-01-21 11:04:34 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: Good thing he wasn't in Connecticut, or he'd be getting the George Zimmerman treatment awaiting trial right now.


If the perp was in CT, he would have been paroled after 2.5 years instead of 5
 
2013-01-21 11:05:27 AM  

EdenLiesObscured: Okay, I read this last week on one of the major news sites, and thought about submitting. I was surprised it didn't make Fark's main page. And it eventually shows--old news is old!!--linked from The Daily Fail!?!?


It was on the main page last week.

Thanks for playing...
 
2013-01-21 11:05:44 AM  

RickN99: Apos: In before the Outraged RightTM claims that this would have been avoided if the girl had been armed with a gun and in less provocative clothing....

In before the Outraged LeftTM claims that his death would have been avoided if the girl retained the moral high ground, not fought back, and accepted her rape like a good little victim.


I thought that was the conservative position. "Take rape lemons and make rape lemonade" and all that. Doesn't her body have ways of just shutting that whole thing down if she doesn't really want it?
 
2013-01-21 11:05:49 AM  

Apos: In before the Outraged RightTM claims that this would have been avoided if the girl had been armed with a gun and in less provocative clothing....


Does beating up strawmen ever seem too easy?
 
2013-01-21 11:06:33 AM  
If only he had a gun, he could have killed both of them.
 
2013-01-21 11:06:51 AM  

Apos: In before the Outraged RightTM claims that this would have been avoided if the girl had been armed with a gun and in less provocative clothing....


Question from the floor: if my bootstraps hold twin Deringers, can I still dress provocatively?
 
2013-01-21 11:07:03 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: /did get an ass chewing a long time ago for calling a guy "Dumbass McRoadrash".


Heh heh. Call my older dog Bratty McBratterson all the time. The new dog got out of his leash the other day and thought it was funny to run away and play "you can't catch me", when I finally got him I called him Psycho Mcfarkface.
 
2013-01-21 11:07:45 AM  
ghee thanks, this 14 year old boy will now be spending the rest of his life in jail and Britons won't be allowed to own knives anymore.
 
2013-01-21 11:07:54 AM  

Nurglitch: The best part being that she totally would have rewarded him with sex, being a rape-able slut and all.


I did an 'Ewww' when I read that. Well Done!

Anal too, I bet, amirite?
 
2013-01-21 11:08:22 AM  
+1 to subby for appropriate use of the Hero tag.
 
2013-01-21 11:08:54 AM  
Boy opens door for woman in distress, psycho flees.

Daily fail editor: "Needs more knife fight. Rewrite it."
 
2013-01-21 11:09:03 AM  
Brave teen. Good job.

Good riddance to that worthless a-hole.

And, man alive, that article was horribly written.
 
2013-01-21 11:09:10 AM  

RickN99: Apos: In before the Outraged RightTM claims that this would have been avoided if the girl had been armed with a gun and in less provocative clothing....

In before the Outraged LeftTM claims that his death would have been avoided if the girl retained the moral high ground, not fought back, and accepted her rape like a good little victim.  Instead, a young man, with his whole life ahead of him, had to die.


That's a mighty nice haystack you are hiding out in.... how many strawmen are you going to build from it?
 
2013-01-21 11:09:21 AM  

RickN99: Apos: In before the Outraged RightTM claims that this would have been avoided if the girl had been armed with a gun and in less provocative clothing....

In before the Outraged LeftTM claims that his death would have been avoided if the girl retained the moral high ground, not fought back, and accepted her rape like a good little victim.  Instead, a young man, with his whole life ahead of him, had to die.


I don't think anyone on the left is going to make this argument. I'm about as far left as they come, and I wouldn't.
 
2013-01-21 11:09:43 AM  

utah dude: ghee thanks, this 14 year old boy will now be spending the rest of his life in jail and Britons won't be allowed to own knives anymore.


Did they recently move Michigan to the United Kingdom? Who knew?
 
2013-01-21 11:10:29 AM  
That kid is badass. Apparently the go-to-guy for hiding rape victims. I mean, two times this month. Damn.
 
2013-01-21 11:10:52 AM  

Captain Blackadder: Brave teen. Good job.

Good riddance to that worthless a-hole.

And, man alive, that article was horribly written.


The link to the local newspaper's article is much better. Link
 
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