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(The Sun)   Benedict Cumberbatch loves his snug Starfleet uniform. "You can almost see what religion I am"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 166
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2013-01-21 01:35:19 AM  
ZOMG was Khan circumcised?!? Quick, everyone scrutinize his junk in the photos!!!
 
2013-01-21 01:43:35 AM  
he looks like a young Dennis Quaid
 
2013-01-21 01:43:44 AM  
"You can almost see what religion I am."


Buddhist?
 
2013-01-21 02:11:43 AM  

Apos: "You can almost see what religion I am."

Buddhist?


Are you familiar with the 32 signs of the Buddha body?
 
2013-01-21 02:26:34 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk
I'm a Lizard!
 
2013-01-21 02:35:18 AM  

Chariset: Apos: "You can almost see what religion I am."

Buddhist?

Are you familiar with the 32 signs of the Buddha body?



More familiar than I was five minutes ago.
 
2013-01-21 02:59:13 AM  
i613.photobucket.com
Good news everyone, having a small dick is a religion now
 
2013-01-21 03:02:15 AM  

fusillade762: ZOMG was Khan circumcised?!? Quick, everyone scrutinize his junk in the photos!!!


If you insist...
 
2013-01-21 03:08:36 AM  
I like the term "lunchbox."
 
2013-01-21 03:19:09 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: [i613.photobucket.com image 465x315]
Good news everyone, having a small dick is a religion now


I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Cumberbatch is well endowed.
 
2013-01-21 03:24:20 AM  
That joke only makes sense outside the US, where circumcision is the norm no matter what religion you are, due to health practices.
 
2013-01-21 03:26:21 AM  
And suddenly, this is a circumcision thread.
 
2013-01-21 03:27:21 AM  
The Catskills called. They want their joke from 1965 back.
 
2013-01-21 03:40:25 AM  
Whats the first thing a Jew with an erection hits when he walks into a wall?

His nose.
 
2013-01-21 03:42:15 AM  
Benedict Cumberbatch is one funny looking guy with one funny looking/sounding name.

Also, I can't believe this:

Benedict Cumberbatch said: "The costumes look great. Some of them were very cumbersome and heavy, but some were very snug.

OMG, BBQ, WTF!
 
2013-01-21 03:45:59 AM  
Benjamin Cumberbatch in Star Trek: Into Darkness:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-21 03:56:35 AM  
why have I not heard the name "Benedict Cumberbatch" before and why am I, apparently, the only one who finds it so amusing?
 
2013-01-21 03:57:16 AM  

JerkyMeat: [img.thesun.co.uk image 300x450]
I'm a

n Lizard otter!

blogs.independent.co.uk

FTFY,
 
2013-01-21 04:00:18 AM  

log_jammin: why have I not heard the name "Benedict Cumberbatch" before and why am I, apparently, the only one who finds it so amusing?


Because its the most British name ever.

/his full name is Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch
 
2013-01-21 04:05:37 AM  
"his clingy costume showed off his lunchbox."

So is this what the kids are calling it these days?
 
2013-01-21 04:13:31 AM  

ReapTheChaos: "his clingy costume showed off his lunchbox."

So is this what the kids are calling it these days?


Well, in some areas they're calling it the ol' marshmallow yam casserole.
 
2013-01-21 04:40:24 AM  

FunkOut: ReapTheChaos: "his clingy costume showed off his lunchbox."

So is this what the kids are calling it these days?

Well, in some areas they're calling it the ol' marshmallow yam casserole.


oh wow. if you laugh hard enough while eating guacamole, it really can come out your nose!
 
2013-01-21 04:45:59 AM  

ReapTheChaos: "his clingy costume showed off his lunchbox."

So is this what the kids are calling it these days?


That or 'Me meat and two veg'

really.
 
mhd
2013-01-21 04:57:58 AM  

Cyno01: Because its the most British name ever.


He really needs to be made a life peer, to complete the picture.
 
2013-01-21 04:58:14 AM  

ReapTheChaos: "his clingy costume showed off his lunchbox."

So is this what the kids are calling it these days?


I always thought that was the term for the female genitals, no so much for a mans.
 
2013-01-21 04:59:20 AM  

HotWingAgenda: That joke only makes sense outside the US, where circumcision is the norm no matter what religion you are, due to health practices.


As it was in other countries until Washing Yourself was invented.
 
2013-01-21 05:09:46 AM  

log_jammin: why have I not heard the name "Benedict Cumberbatch" before and why am I, apparently, the only one who finds it so amusing?


I'm honestly surprised you haven't heard of him before now. Amongst other things, he's the star of the British TV series Sherlock.
 
2013-01-21 05:11:49 AM  
They say most of George R.R. Martin's next Ice of Fire book will spend about 800 pages on House Cumberbatch in the distant moors somewhere off the Riverlands, full of wonderful characters and places no one ever thought to care about before!

Lord Benedict will one day reclaim his rightful position, so the smallfolk say.
 
2013-01-21 05:13:20 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: log_jammin: why have I not heard the name "Benedict Cumberbatch" before and why am I, apparently, the only one who finds it so amusing?

I'm honestly surprised you haven't heard of him before now. Amongst other things, he's the star of the British TV series Sherlock.


Which rocks.
 
2013-01-21 05:14:09 AM  

ShawnDoc: ReapTheChaos: "his clingy costume showed off his lunchbox."

So is this what the kids are calling it these days?

I always thought that was the term for the female genitals, no so much for a mans.



Nah, the women's bits are sometimes called the 'clunge', fanny, box, minge...etc (feel free to add your favourites...)

The Lunchbox is also known as the 'Packet' or 'Package', and many others names...

www.the-latest.com

Linford Christie, the owner of the 'lunchbox' that launched its popular culture usage when comedians and alike remarked upon its display in lycra (search Youtube for why).
 
2013-01-21 05:27:30 AM  
I have no problem examining his Cumberbatch.

/everyone's thinking it, I'm just saying...
 
2013-01-21 05:28:38 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: I'm honestly surprised you haven't heard of him before now. Amongst other things, he's the star of the British TV series Sherlock.


after looking at his Wikipedia page, I'm surprised as well.
 
2013-01-21 05:29:27 AM  
I'm an admitted Cumberbiatch, myself.  No apologies.
 
2013-01-21 05:37:57 AM  

MorrisBird: Which rocks.


Indeed
 
2013-01-21 05:39:26 AM  
That guy looks like Mark Thatcher's Spitting Image puppet.
 
2013-01-21 05:41:08 AM  

log_jammin: why have I not heard the name "Benedict Cumberbatch" before and why am I, apparently, the only one who finds it so amusing?


No, it's quite amusing in a rather childish way, I suppose, and as has been pointed out, it's such a very British name. Which reminds me, I had a good laugh the other day when listening to a podcast interview with Brent Spiner, where he related how he and Patrick Stewart met Benedict in a restaurant, and one of the female members of the audience squealed in glee at the mention of him. They referred to it as "cumberbatching" and used it several times during the rest of the podcast. I'm not sure how, but I intend to use it myself in conversation one of these days...

/it was on The Nerdist, May 30 2012, if you're interested
 
2013-01-21 05:46:53 AM  

Bob Down: HotWingAgenda: That joke only makes sense outside the US, where circumcision is the norm no matter what religion you are, due to health practices.

As it was in other countries until Washing Yourself was invented.


Washing doesn't prevent cancer of the penis and stds including aids.
 
2013-01-21 05:52:59 AM  

L33t Squirrel: /it was on The Nerdist, May 30 2012, if you're interested


now that you mention it, I remember the episode and even remember laughing at it.
 
2013-01-21 06:05:04 AM  
ROBIN WILLIAMS MADE THAT JOKE IN 1982!
 
2013-01-21 06:05:32 AM  
*takes a quick look*

Hmmmm... Anglican.
 
2013-01-21 06:08:44 AM  
TL;DR
 
2013-01-21 06:09:34 AM  

log_jammin: why have I not heard the name "Benedict Cumberbatch" before and why am I, apparently, the only one who finds it so amusing?


I've never heard it before either. I thouhgt for sure it had to have been a fake name or some kind of character.
 
2013-01-21 06:25:21 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: ROBIN WILLIAMS MADE THAT JOKE IN 1982!


Borscht Belt comedians made that joke in the 40's and 50's.
Shakespeare made that joke at the Globe Theatre.
The well-known stand-up philosopher Comicus made that joke working the main room at The Palace.
blogs.amctv.com

What I'm getting at is old joke, is old.
 
2013-01-21 07:35:43 AM  
Cumberbund Bandersnatch.
 
2013-01-21 07:39:27 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: log_jammin: why have I not heard the name "Benedict Cumberbatch" before and why am I, apparently, the only one who finds it so amusing?

I'm honestly surprised you haven't heard of him before now. Amongst other things, he's the star of the British TV series Sherlock.



He was very good as a young Stephen Hawking. I've recommended "Hawking" to a number of people. It's well done and actually fairly brief.
 
2013-01-21 07:40:27 AM  
letsgetskill.files.wordpress.com

Benedict's not in Starfleet. He's with the Colonial Fleet.
 
2013-01-21 08:00:10 AM  

LonMead:
The well-known stand-up philosopherbullshiat artist Comicus


FTFY.
 
2013-01-21 08:25:14 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: Bob Down: HotWingAgenda: That joke only makes sense outside the US, where circumcision is the norm no matter what religion you are, due to health practices.

As it was in other countries until Washing Yourself was invented.

Washing doesn't prevent cancer of the penis and stds including aids.


Circumsision doesn't prevent it either, it merely lowers your risk factor. By a pretty sizable percentage points, but double-digit reductions in extremely small percentages results in fairly small reductions. As in, it isn't enough for it to be much of a factor overall.

That and neither of those reasons is why it is so prevalent in the US, where it has been that way for decades and those are both fairly recent findings.
 
2013-01-21 08:49:12 AM  

entropic_existence: Mid_mo_mad_man: Bob Down: HotWingAgenda: That joke only makes sense outside the US, where circumcision is the norm no matter what religion you are, due to health practices.

As it was in other countries until Washing Yourself was invented.

Washing doesn't prevent cancer of the penis and stds including aids.

Circumsision doesn't prevent it either, it merely lowers your risk factor. By a pretty sizable percentage points, but double-digit reductions in extremely small percentages results in fairly small reductions. As in, it isn't enough for it to be much of a factor overall.

That and neither of those reasons is why it is so prevalent in the US, where it has been that way for decades and those are both fairly recent findings.


Anything that's is cheap, simple and makes condom usage more effective should be done. I doubt I'm missing anything not have a foreskin.
 
2013-01-21 08:53:57 AM  
Star Trek is dead, this version is from the hipster universe.
/prefers the Terran Empire.
 
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