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(Daily Mail)   John Cleese has to sell off props and photos to fund multi-million-pound divorce in "Monty Python and the Holy Sale"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 22
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2013-01-21 12:34:54 AM
10 votes:
Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.
2013-01-21 08:29:20 AM
2 votes:
John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.
2013-01-21 07:29:43 AM
2 votes:
If she only gets half, how the hell do you loose more than you have?
2013-01-21 06:28:47 AM
2 votes:
Dude: the pussy ain't worth it.

Take a tip from Bill Maher and Charlie Sheen: Cut your losses and get a hooker next time. Stop getting married.
2013-01-21 01:16:32 AM
2 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Should have taken the class on how to defend yourself from various types of suits.


His problem is that he married that woman in California.

Never get married in California.  Ever.
2013-01-21 04:10:10 PM
1 votes:

moel: I love how many people don't RTFA

If you employed those big ol brains of yours, the lady in the picture is his current wife. Who is a)not American and more critically b) not his ex wife


The summary lines at the top don't help with the confusion. Also, what kind of divorce takes ~4 years to go through?!
2013-01-21 03:50:31 PM
1 votes:
I love how many people don't RTFA

If you employed those big ol brains of yours, the lady in the picture is his current wife. Who is a)not American and more critically b) not his ex wife
2013-01-21 03:25:53 PM
1 votes:

Contents Under Pressure: As an older woman, I get very annoyed when men divorce their same-age wives and take up with women young enough to be their children. Then I realize that those men are getting exactly what they deserve.

Karma's a biatch, but schadenfreude is a joy forever.


Wow, you sound bitter.
2013-01-21 01:28:24 PM
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: protips:

1) don't marry gold diggin' f'n whores
2) see step 1


3. Remember that the division of assets is going to be based on when the divorce was filed or before you knew it was coming, and don't go "spending it so she can't have it" on the assumption that this will reduce the amount she gets in a no-fault at the end of the proceedings. It'll be 50% (or whatever) of what you had _on filing_, even if by the time the judge confirms you've spent 75% of it.
2013-01-21 01:09:41 PM
1 votes:

LonMead: I think that's more a case of "Mr. Cleese cannot be seen..."


This, but

Son of Thunder: What manner of man are you, that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?


this is also a good answer.
2013-01-21 12:49:24 PM
1 votes:
protips:

1) don't marry gold diggin' f'n whores
2) see step 1
2013-01-21 12:11:44 PM
1 votes:

browneye: John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.


Well to be fair, he did marry Connie Booth first. I'd go limbless as the Black Knight to get that lucky.
2013-01-21 09:24:33 AM
1 votes:

BalugaJoe: he is an old man and you can't take it with you has been married four times.


The daft twat should have learned his lesson by wife #3.
2013-01-21 09:09:16 AM
1 votes:
Cheaper to pay them to leave in the morning than a couple of years later.
2013-01-21 08:43:16 AM
1 votes:

browneye: John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.


Smart man + hard-on = blithering idiot
When will we learn?
2013-01-21 08:32:56 AM
1 votes:

browneye: John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.


Aren't we all?
2013-01-21 07:51:43 AM
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: Yet another example of why you should never get married.

Why do men keep falling for that trap?


Oh shut up
2013-01-21 07:27:59 AM
1 votes:
Judging by the photo of the latest model it doesn't look like he learned his lesson.
2013-01-21 07:00:11 AM
1 votes:
Skip marriage. Just find a woman who hates your farking guts...and buy her a house.
2013-01-21 02:30:03 AM
1 votes:
I bet the vag wasn't worth the price tag.
2013-01-21 02:24:15 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.


came here to say THIS
2013-01-21 12:44:11 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.


This
 
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