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(Daily Mail)   John Cleese has to sell off props and photos to fund multi-million-pound divorce in "Monty Python and the Holy Sale"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 25
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2013-01-21 07:00:11 AM  
5 votes:
Skip marriage. Just find a woman who hates your farking guts...and buy her a house.
2013-01-21 06:42:14 AM  
4 votes:
Has he any Red Leicester? Tilsit? Four ounces of Caerphilly? Bel Paese? Red Windsor? Stilton? Ementhal? Gruyere? Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance? Lipta? Lancashire? White Stilton? Danish Bleu? Double Goucester? Cheshire? Dorset Bluveny? Brie? Roquefort? Pol le Veq? Port Salut? Savoy Aire? Saint Paulin? Carrier de lest? Bres Bleu? Bruson? Camenbert, perhaps (I don't care how f**king runny it is)? Gouda? Edam? Case Ness? Smoked Austrian? Japanese Sage Darby? Wensleydale (the cheese, not the shop proprietor)? Greek Feta? Gorgonzola? Parmesan? Mozarella? Paper Cramer? Danish Bimbo? Czech sheep's milk? Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? How about Cheddar? Illchester?
2013-01-21 08:27:47 AM  
3 votes:

SDRR: fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.

Stupid is as stupid does.


Maybe now he'll do something completely different.
2013-01-21 08:55:25 AM  
2 votes:
That is a late marriage
2013-01-21 08:22:04 AM  
2 votes:
"It's..."
2013-01-21 07:45:47 AM  
2 votes:

Son of Thunder: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Cleese has also moved from the US to Monaco to avoid paying a huge tax bill on his divorce payments to Miss Eichelberger.

Wait why is he paying taxes on alimony?

He has already said he would not return to the UK because of harsh tax laws.

Wait won't go back or won't move back? He's running out of countries.

What manner of man are you, that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?


I think that's more a case of "Mr. Cleese cannot be seen..."
2013-01-21 07:29:43 AM  
2 votes:
If she only gets half, how the hell do you loose more than you have?
2013-01-22 10:58:59 PM  
1 votes:
Comedy pioneer, great entertainer, gives multiple generations laughs and quotes to last forever. Makes big money and deserves it. Then he's legally obligated to give half of everything he has to a woman who's done nothing other than fark him for a while.

It's been downhill ever since we gave them the vote.
2013-01-21 03:08:49 PM  
1 votes:
THIS...IS AN EX-WIFE!
2013-01-21 12:11:44 PM  
1 votes:

browneye: John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.


Well to be fair, he did marry Connie Booth first. I'd go limbless as the Black Knight to get that lucky.
2013-01-21 10:03:25 AM  
1 votes:
HALF!
i177.photobucket.com
2013-01-21 09:49:31 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.TO ANOREXIC MALE ANN COULTER IMPERSONATORS


Fixed, which I'm sure applies in the animal husbandry sense, as well.
2013-01-21 09:37:36 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe he can borrow the money from the rest of the Pythons. Scott "Buddy" Thompson hasn't done anything since Spamalot.
2013-01-21 09:17:50 AM  
1 votes:

Skarekrough: Considering the fact that the Python franchise has carte blanche to be used as a cash register for any of them it's a little suspect.

First, stop getting married.
Second, get a GOOD agent
Third, get a laptop and start writing books, screenplays, skits, jokes, gags or any old friends that will put up with you.

You can cash in on this thing, John. It just requires a little bit of effort. So knock off the snogging and put in a solid 90 minutes of work and call it a day.


So... act like Eric Idle?
2013-01-21 09:09:16 AM  
1 votes:
Cheaper to pay them to leave in the morning than a couple of years later.
2013-01-21 08:43:16 AM  
1 votes:

browneye: John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.


Smart man + hard-on = blithering idiot
When will we learn?
2013-01-21 08:29:20 AM  
1 votes:
John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.
2013-01-21 08:17:04 AM  
1 votes:
Is Wanda for sale?
2013-01-21 07:49:52 AM  
1 votes:
She's 31 years his junior!?!?! That makes him..........what like 150?
2013-01-21 02:32:34 AM  
1 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
Whoa. This is heavy...
2013-01-21 01:16:32 AM  
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Should have taken the class on how to defend yourself from various types of suits.


His problem is that he married that woman in California.

Never get married in California.  Ever.
2013-01-21 01:03:52 AM  
1 votes:
And now for something completely different all too familiar.....
2013-01-21 12:50:49 AM  
1 votes:
Should have taken the class on how to defend yourself from various types of suits.
2013-01-21 12:34:54 AM  
1 votes:
Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.
2013-01-21 12:13:33 AM  
1 votes:
Cleese has also moved from the US to Monaco to avoid paying a huge tax bill on his divorce payments to Miss Eichelberger.

Wait why is he paying taxes on alimony?

cdn.static.ovimg.com

He has already said he would not return to the UK because of harsh tax laws.

Wait won't go back or won't move back? He's running out of countries.

www.boxcarmarketing.com
 
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