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(Daily Mail)   John Cleese has to sell off props and photos to fund multi-million-pound divorce in "Monty Python and the Holy Sale"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 104
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2013-01-21 12:13:33 AM  
Cleese has also moved from the US to Monaco to avoid paying a huge tax bill on his divorce payments to Miss Eichelberger.

Wait why is he paying taxes on alimony?

cdn.static.ovimg.com

He has already said he would not return to the UK because of harsh tax laws.

Wait won't go back or won't move back? He's running out of countries.

www.boxcarmarketing.com
 
2013-01-21 12:25:58 AM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Cleese has also moved from the US to Monaco to avoid paying a huge tax bill on his divorce payments to Miss Eichelberger.

Wait why is he paying taxes on alimony?


It was poorly written, but my guess is its to avoid taxes on sales of property/investments that he then used to pay his ex-wife.
 
2013-01-21 12:34:54 AM  
Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.
 
2013-01-21 12:44:11 AM  

fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.


This
 
2013-01-21 12:50:49 AM  
Should have taken the class on how to defend yourself from various types of suits.
 
2013-01-21 01:03:52 AM  
And now for something completely different all too familiar.....
 
2013-01-21 01:16:32 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Should have taken the class on how to defend yourself from various types of suits.


His problem is that he married that woman in California.

Never get married in California.  Ever.
 
2013-01-21 01:22:49 AM  
Poor guy.
 
2013-01-21 02:24:15 AM  

fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.


came here to say THIS
 
2013-01-21 02:30:03 AM  
I bet the vag wasn't worth the price tag.
 
2013-01-21 02:32:34 AM  
i1079.photobucket.com
Whoa. This is heavy...
 
2013-01-21 03:41:32 AM  
Yet another example of why you should never get married.

Why do men keep falling for that trap?
 
2013-01-21 04:52:22 AM  

Lsherm: His problem is that he married that woman in California.

Never get married in California. Ever.


California is pretty good about enforcing prenups.  Why he didn't have one drawn up for his last marriage, I have no idea.  You'd think he knew better by this point.
 
2013-01-21 06:28:44 AM  

ShawnDoc: Lsherm: His problem is that he married that woman in California.

Never get married in California. Ever.

California is pretty good about enforcing prenups.  Why he didn't have one drawn up for his last marriage, I have no idea.  You'd think he knew better by this point.


He remained good freinds with his first two wives. That may be why he didn't get a prenup.

You can't leave a woman of 16 years for one 31 years younger and not pay the price.
 
2013-01-21 06:28:47 AM  
Dude: the pussy ain't worth it.

Take a tip from Bill Maher and Charlie Sheen: Cut your losses and get a hooker next time. Stop getting married.
 
2013-01-21 06:42:14 AM  
Has he any Red Leicester? Tilsit? Four ounces of Caerphilly? Bel Paese? Red Windsor? Stilton? Ementhal? Gruyere? Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance? Lipta? Lancashire? White Stilton? Danish Bleu? Double Goucester? Cheshire? Dorset Bluveny? Brie? Roquefort? Pol le Veq? Port Salut? Savoy Aire? Saint Paulin? Carrier de lest? Bres Bleu? Bruson? Camenbert, perhaps (I don't care how f**king runny it is)? Gouda? Edam? Case Ness? Smoked Austrian? Japanese Sage Darby? Wensleydale (the cheese, not the shop proprietor)? Greek Feta? Gorgonzola? Parmesan? Mozarella? Paper Cramer? Danish Bimbo? Czech sheep's milk? Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? How about Cheddar? Illchester?
 
2013-01-21 07:00:11 AM  
Skip marriage. Just find a woman who hates your farking guts...and buy her a house.
 
2013-01-21 07:27:59 AM  
Judging by the photo of the latest model it doesn't look like he learned his lesson.
 
2013-01-21 07:29:43 AM  
If she only gets half, how the hell do you loose more than you have?
 
2013-01-21 07:31:19 AM  
The French helmet is already sold.
 
2013-01-21 07:40:03 AM  
You know, if it was me, I'd write a letter to that farking greedy coont and include The World's Funniest Joke in it.

/I'd write it blind to lessen the effect it has, obviously
 
2013-01-21 07:41:48 AM  
I hope he doesn't have to sell his hovercraft.
 
2013-01-21 07:42:48 AM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Cleese has also moved from the US to Monaco to avoid paying a huge tax bill on his divorce payments to Miss Eichelberger.

Wait why is he paying taxes on alimony?



He has already said he would not return to the UK because of harsh tax laws.

Wait won't go back or won't move back? He's running out of countries.


What manner of man are you, that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
 
2013-01-21 07:45:47 AM  

Son of Thunder: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Cleese has also moved from the US to Monaco to avoid paying a huge tax bill on his divorce payments to Miss Eichelberger.

Wait why is he paying taxes on alimony?

He has already said he would not return to the UK because of harsh tax laws.

Wait won't go back or won't move back? He's running out of countries.

What manner of man are you, that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?


I think that's more a case of "Mr. Cleese cannot be seen..."
 
2013-01-21 07:49:52 AM  
She's 31 years his junior!?!?! That makes him..........what like 150?
 
2013-01-21 07:51:43 AM  

L.D. Ablo: Yet another example of why you should never get married.

Why do men keep falling for that trap?


Oh shut up
 
2013-01-21 07:53:19 AM  

strangeguitar: I hope he doesn't have to sell his hovercraft.


Wouldn't be cost effective, eel removal is expensive.
 
2013-01-21 08:08:22 AM  

L.D. Ablo: Yet another example of why you should never get married.

Why do men keep falling for that trap?


Um, it isn't only men. I ended up paying absolutely everything (his cc bills, racked up while separated), to the tune of 70k. However... When confronted with huge debt vs. tolerating the guy any longer... The debt was worth it.

/so glad it was only that much, and that I had no retirement saved at the time.
 
2013-01-21 08:12:24 AM  
Well that sucks.
 
2013-01-21 08:16:57 AM  
Perhaps Mr. Cleese can get a loan from Johann Gambolputty...... de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker - thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser - kurstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -ein -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache - auuber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker-kalbsfleisch -mittler -aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
 
2013-01-21 08:17:04 AM  
Is Wanda for sale?
 
2013-01-21 08:17:27 AM  

fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.


Stupid is as stupid does.
 
2013-01-21 08:22:04 AM  
"It's..."
 
2013-01-21 08:22:13 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: The French helmet is already sold.


And the asking price was about $1600 US. I hope they got a bidding war going; that's bleeding paltry compensation for making "Grail" and having to give up your relics of it.
 
2013-01-21 08:22:48 AM  
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has to sell shiat to pay the bills
 
2013-01-21 08:25:14 AM  

PandaPorn: If she only gets half, how the hell do you loose more than you have?


You have a temper-tantrum and blow through a huge sum of money so that "She can't have it." Of course she still does.

/The man is as stupid in life as he is funny.
 
2013-01-21 08:27:47 AM  

SDRR: fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.

Stupid is as stupid does.


Maybe now he'll do something completely different.
 
2013-01-21 08:29:20 AM  
John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.
 
2013-01-21 08:31:16 AM  
Considering the fact that the Python franchise has carte blanche to be used as a cash register for any of them it's a little suspect.

First, stop getting married.
Second, get a GOOD agent
Third, get a laptop and start writing books, screenplays, skits, jokes, gags or any old friends that will put up with you.

You can cash in on this thing, John. It just requires a little bit of effort. So knock off the snogging and put in a solid 90 minutes of work and call it a day.
 
2013-01-21 08:32:56 AM  

browneye: John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.


Aren't we all?
 
2013-01-21 08:39:04 AM  

digistil: PandaPorn: If she only gets half, how the hell do you loose more than you have?

You have a temper-tantrum and blow through a huge sum of money so that "She can't have it." Of course she still does.

/The man is as stupid in life as he is funny.


Blowing through 12,5 million is less Monty Python and more Brewster's Millions.
 
2013-01-21 08:43:16 AM  

browneye: John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.


Smart man + hard-on = blithering idiot
When will we learn?
 
2013-01-21 08:55:25 AM  
That is a late marriage
 
2013-01-21 09:09:16 AM  
Cheaper to pay them to leave in the morning than a couple of years later.
 
2013-01-21 09:17:50 AM  

Skarekrough: Considering the fact that the Python franchise has carte blanche to be used as a cash register for any of them it's a little suspect.

First, stop getting married.
Second, get a GOOD agent
Third, get a laptop and start writing books, screenplays, skits, jokes, gags or any old friends that will put up with you.

You can cash in on this thing, John. It just requires a little bit of effort. So knock off the snogging and put in a solid 90 minutes of work and call it a day.


So... act like Eric Idle?
 
2013-01-21 09:21:31 AM  
he is an old man and you can't take it with you.

let him have his fun.
 
2013-01-21 09:24:33 AM  

BalugaJoe: he is an old man and you can't take it with you has been married four times.


The daft twat should have learned his lesson by wife #3.
 
2013-01-21 09:26:32 AM  

BalugaJoe: he is an old man and you can't take it with you.

let him have his fun.


No one's not letting him have his fun. We just wish he wouldn't whine about how much it costs to have that much fun.

/Love the man
 
2013-01-21 09:29:50 AM  
The bachelor party needs a serious overhaul. Instead of taking your buddy out to watch strippers or play poker, men should tie him to a chair and beat him within an inch of his life until he agrees to call off the wedding.
 
2013-01-21 09:30:30 AM  
We now know what happened to the other half of Eric, Half a Bee. John has the time to explore the wilds of British Columbia, be a lumberjack, and wear women's clothing like his dear papa. Or have someone sit on his face. Or go to Australia, change his name to Bruce and make fun of the Aborigines.
If someone did sit on his face or if he wore women's clothing, that might explain why he keeps getting into marital problems.
 
2013-01-21 09:33:56 AM  

eyeq360: We now know what happened to the other half of Eric, Half a Bee. John has the time to explore the wilds of British Columbia, be a lumberjack, and wear women's clothing like his dear papa. Or have someone sit on his face. Or go to Australia, change his name to Bruce and make fun of the Aborigines.
If someone did sit on his face or if he wore women's clothing, that might explain why he keeps getting into marital problems.


Uh... you might wanna work on your act a bit... not *quite* ready for prime-time.
 
2013-01-21 09:37:36 AM  
Maybe he can borrow the money from the rest of the Pythons. Scott "Buddy" Thompson hasn't done anything since Spamalot.
 
2013-01-21 09:49:31 AM  

fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.TO ANOREXIC MALE ANN COULTER IMPERSONATORS


Fixed, which I'm sure applies in the animal husbandry sense, as well.
 
2013-01-21 09:51:03 AM  

Skarekrough: First, stop getting married.


Why pay to maintain hardware with built in planned obsolescence, when you can download an ap for free, and delete it when you don't wan tit anymore? .
 
2013-01-21 09:55:40 AM  
men never learn. that 31 year old will clean his clock; finish him off. he won't be able to afford a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.


men never learn.
 
2013-01-21 09:56:49 AM  

L.D. Ablo: Yet another example of why you should never get married.

Why do men keep falling for that trap?



they get old and desparate and convince themselves that the young biatch really loves them.
 
2013-01-21 09:58:19 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Skip marriage. Just find a woman who hates your farking guts...and buy her a house.



lol and become that biatch's slave, but only in bed and only on weekends. have your own place to live in peace.
 
2013-01-21 09:59:32 AM  
there is a silver lining........he'll die broke. can't take it with you.
 
2013-01-21 10:00:50 AM  
Life

Is

Unfair.


but he did make dumb decisions, so he can only blame himself.
 
2013-01-21 10:03:25 AM  
HALF!
i177.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-21 10:13:55 AM  

vudukungfu: Skarekrough: First, stop getting married.

Why pay to maintain hardware with built in planned obsolescence, when you can download an ap for free, and delete it when you don't wan tit anymore? .


*SNORT*
 
2013-01-21 10:56:04 AM  
Dibs on the Tim the Enchanter hat.

/A GRRRRRRAIL?
 
2013-01-21 11:21:24 AM  
Thank you Mr Cleese for the valuable lesson! If misfortune takes you down that road and you end up with more than one Ex you should concede and abstain from trying marriage at all costs! As stated earlier rentals can be cheaper.
 
2013-01-21 12:11:44 PM  

browneye: John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.


Well to be fair, he did marry Connie Booth first. I'd go limbless as the Black Knight to get that lucky.
 
2013-01-21 12:23:14 PM  
Everytime I start to get serious with a woman. I go back to a folder I have that has paperwork in it from my ex fiances loan. That will usually put things into more clarity for me.
 
2013-01-21 12:29:34 PM  
ONE look at that woman, and I could have predicted this.

WTF is WRONG with you, Mr. Cleese?
 
2013-01-21 12:31:44 PM  
fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.

This


I come from two parents who, between them, have been married SIX TIMES. I flat out told my father, after he married the current one, to STOP IT if this one shiats the bed. He's obviously not very good at it. Why guys do it more than once baffles me.

/married
//luckily married by best friend
///HS sweetheart
////still going after 25 years
 
2013-01-21 12:41:18 PM  
I know I'm just being dumb, but how can she live with herself? You married a guy a year ago and then divorced him and are taking him for so much money he has to resort to his equivalent of "flipping burgers" just to pay you off.

How about $1M for every year of marriage? That'd hold you pretty well until you find the next SD, no?

Enjoy those houses / trips / furs / etc ... you sure 'earned' them.
 
2013-01-21 12:49:24 PM  
protips:

1) don't marry gold diggin' f'n whores
2) see step 1
 
2013-01-21 01:03:28 PM  
still not sure how the pythons weren't involved in this. trotify
 
2013-01-21 01:08:52 PM  

fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.


Jesus, came to say this. I don't get why people this rich and this old keep getting married. In fact, I think marriage is kind of dumb at any age, but I can understand wanting to do it for tax reasons or if you're having kids. Even then...
 
2013-01-21 01:09:41 PM  

LonMead: I think that's more a case of "Mr. Cleese cannot be seen..."


This, but

Son of Thunder: What manner of man are you, that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?


this is also a good answer.
 
2013-01-21 01:16:42 PM  

Bob The Nob: I know I'm just being dumb, but how can she live with herself? You married a guy a year ago and then divorced him and are taking him for so much money he has to resort to his equivalent of "flipping burgers" just to pay you off.

How about $1M for every year of marriage? That'd hold you pretty well until you find the next SD, no?

Enjoy those houses / trips / furs / etc ... you sure 'earned' them.


They were married for 16 years. You might want to RTFA.
 
2013-01-21 01:28:24 PM  

Haliburton Cummings: protips:

1) don't marry gold diggin' f'n whores
2) see step 1


3. Remember that the division of assets is going to be based on when the divorce was filed or before you knew it was coming, and don't go "spending it so she can't have it" on the assumption that this will reduce the amount she gets in a no-fault at the end of the proceedings. It'll be 50% (or whatever) of what you had _on filing_, even if by the time the judge confirms you've spent 75% of it.
 
2013-01-21 01:50:13 PM  
It would have been a whole lot cheaper to have the biatch killed.
 
2013-01-21 01:57:52 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Cleese has also moved from the US to Monaco to avoid paying a huge tax bill on his divorce payments to Miss Eichelberger.

Wait why is he paying taxes on alimony?

[cdn.static.ovimg.com image 400x300]

He has already said he would not return to the UK because of harsh tax laws.

Wait won't go back or won't move back? He's running out of countries.

[www.boxcarmarketing.com image 595x350]


He's not paying taxes on the support payments, he has to pay the support payments after tax has been deducted from his earnings. Or to put it another way support payments are not tax deductible.
 
2013-01-21 02:01:12 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Haliburton Cummings: protips:

1) don't marry gold diggin' f'n whores
2) see step 1

3. Remember that the division of assets is going to be based on when the divorce was filed or before you knew it was coming, and don't go "spending it so she can't have it" on the assumption that this will reduce the amount she gets in a no-fault at the end of the proceedings. It'll be 50% (or whatever) of what you had _on filing_, even if by the time the judge confirms you've spent 75% of it.


like nested stocks when your company goes tatas up LOL
 
2013-01-21 02:05:20 PM  

digistil: PandaPorn: If she only gets half, how the hell do you loose more than you have?

You have a temper-tantrum and blow through a huge sum of money so that "She can't have it." Of course she still does.

/The man is as stupid in life as he is funny.


He did that? There goes a lot of my sympathy for him.
 
2013-01-21 02:05:31 PM  
That's expensive for a set of tits on a stick.
 
2013-01-21 02:08:43 PM  

coco ebert: Jesus, came to say this. I don't get why people this rich and this old keep getting married. In fact, I think marriage is kind of dumb at any age, but I can understand wanting to do it for tax reasons or if you're having kids. Even then...


Kelsey Grammer (sp?). Paul McCartney. I think they both just picked up wife #4 too.
 
2013-01-21 02:09:35 PM  
he should just stop marrying American blonds
 
2013-01-21 02:19:06 PM  

cryinoutloud: coco ebert: Jesus, came to say this. I don't get why people this rich and this old keep getting married. In fact, I think marriage is kind of dumb at any age, but I can understand wanting to do it for tax reasons or if you're having kids. Even then...

Kelsey Grammer (sp?). Paul McCartney. I think they both just picked up wife #4 too.


I bet they don't have pre-nups either. *smdh*
 
2013-01-21 02:34:31 PM  

toddalmighty: fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.

This


Yup.

The only thing his four marriages have in common is that he was part of each one.
THREE divorces?
Time to take a long, hard look in the mirror, Mr. Cleese.
 
2013-01-21 02:45:02 PM  
Hard cheese.
 
2013-01-21 03:08:49 PM  
THIS...IS AN EX-WIFE!
 
2013-01-21 03:09:35 PM  
As an older woman, I get very annoyed when men divorce their same-age wives and take up with women young enough to be their children. Then I realize that those men are getting exactly what they deserve.

Karma's a biatch, but schadenfreude is a joy forever.
 
2013-01-21 03:15:18 PM  
The lesson here is that marriage, when it fails, is typically an unfair prospect for men. Be self-sufficient, ensure relationships on your own terms, and avoid marriage unless it's an equitable business, as well as personal, relationship.
 
2013-01-21 03:21:05 PM  

FormlessOne: The lesson here is that marriage, when it fails, is typically an unfair prospect for men. Be self-sufficient, ensure relationships on your own terms, and avoid marriage unless it's an equitable business, as well as personal, relationship.


It was pretty goddamned unfair to me, and I'm a woman. But don't let that get in the way of your stereotypes.
 
2013-01-21 03:25:53 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: As an older woman, I get very annoyed when men divorce their same-age wives and take up with women young enough to be their children. Then I realize that those men are getting exactly what they deserve.

Karma's a biatch, but schadenfreude is a joy forever.


Wow, you sound bitter.
 
2013-01-21 03:50:31 PM  
I love how many people don't RTFA

If you employed those big ol brains of yours, the lady in the picture is his current wife. Who is a)not American and more critically b) not his ex wife
 
2013-01-21 04:10:10 PM  

moel: I love how many people don't RTFA

If you employed those big ol brains of yours, the lady in the picture is his current wife. Who is a)not American and more critically b) not his ex wife


The summary lines at the top don't help with the confusion. Also, what kind of divorce takes ~4 years to go through?!
 
2013-01-21 04:46:40 PM  

ShawnDoc: Lsherm: His problem is that he married that woman in California.

Never get married in California. Ever.

California is pretty good about enforcing prenups. Why he didn't have one drawn up for his last marriage, I have no idea. You'd think he knew better by this point.


I don't think he got married in Cali. I think he got married in London. The problem is that his wife was American and they had a home in LA, so she was able to file for divorce there.

Up until very recently, English courts didn't recognize prenups, but given that he was marrying an American, he should have had one anyway.
 
2013-01-21 04:54:10 PM  
He's still biatching about this? I heard him complaining about this several years ago. I have little sympathy for him. People who have married multiple times only have themselves to blame. You obviously make bad decisions for yourself and must live with the consequences.
 
2013-01-21 05:16:03 PM  

cryinoutloud: FormlessOne: The lesson here is that marriage, when it fails, is typically an unfair prospect for men. Be self-sufficient, ensure relationships on your own terms, and avoid marriage unless it's an equitable business, as well as personal, relationship.

It was pretty goddamned unfair to me, and I'm a woman. But don't let that get in the way of your stereotypes.


Been married for over 12 years. Not a stereotype - actually, fairly solid advice. My relationship with my wife is equitable, at both a business and personal level. If your experience was unfair, the advice still applies - avoid marriage unless it's an equitable business, as well as personal, relationship.
 
2013-01-21 05:19:58 PM  

MrEricSir: moel: I love how many people don't RTFA

If you employed those big ol brains of yours, the lady in the picture is his current wife. Who is a)not American and more critically b) not his ex wife

The summary lines at the top don't help with the confusion. Also, what kind of divorce takes ~4 years to go through?!


The messy kind. A clean, simple divorce takes willing, friendly, and fair participants. My wife's prior husband, for example (who comes over with his current wife on a regular basis) was understanding about the whole thing. Their divorce was a matter of weeks, and could've been shorter than that except that the judge thought something must be up precisely because both of them had been willing & amiable about the whole process.
 
2013-01-21 05:35:59 PM  
I don't know anything about his ex-wife and their relationship and I don't know anything about the terms of their divorce but I'm still certain that she's a gold diggin biatch and he's a moron.
 
2013-01-21 05:45:23 PM  
that's moran
 
2013-01-21 06:55:09 PM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7546582/82023787#c82023787" target="_blank">L.D. Ablo</a>:</b> <i>Yet another example of why you should never get married.

<b>Why do men keep falling for that trap</b>?</i>

Women and their devil vaginas lure us in.

/ I've been divorced twice
// should have known better
/// dang that stuff was pretty damn good
//// for a while
 
2013-01-21 08:47:21 PM  
Look... this is a job for bicycle repair man.

She is an ex-wife, she has ceased to be.
 
2013-01-21 11:10:59 PM  
When you've as much money as John Cleese, women are cheaper by the hour.

/just sayin'
 
2013-01-22 02:05:08 AM  
Why does divorce cost so much?

Because it's WORTH IT!
 
2013-01-22 09:41:11 AM  

The Repeated Meme: When you've as much money as John Cleese, women are cheaper by the hour.

/just sayin'


if it floats, farks or flys... rent it.
 
2013-01-22 10:36:13 AM  
I understand that Cleese is politically "left". And here he is running from increased taxes like a Frenchman from a cap gun. What, no "patriotism"?
 
2013-01-22 10:58:59 PM  
Comedy pioneer, great entertainer, gives multiple generations laughs and quotes to last forever. Makes big money and deserves it. Then he's legally obligated to give half of everything he has to a woman who's done nothing other than fark him for a while.

It's been downhill ever since we gave them the vote.
 
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