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(Daily Mail)   John Cleese has to sell off props and photos to fund multi-million-pound divorce in "Monty Python and the Holy Sale"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 104
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2013-01-21 12:13:33 AM
Cleese has also moved from the US to Monaco to avoid paying a huge tax bill on his divorce payments to Miss Eichelberger.

Wait why is he paying taxes on alimony?

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He has already said he would not return to the UK because of harsh tax laws.

Wait won't go back or won't move back? He's running out of countries.

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2013-01-21 12:25:58 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Cleese has also moved from the US to Monaco to avoid paying a huge tax bill on his divorce payments to Miss Eichelberger.

Wait why is he paying taxes on alimony?


It was poorly written, but my guess is its to avoid taxes on sales of property/investments that he then used to pay his ex-wife.
 
2013-01-21 12:34:54 AM
Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.
 
2013-01-21 12:44:11 AM

fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.


This
 
2013-01-21 12:50:49 AM
Should have taken the class on how to defend yourself from various types of suits.
 
2013-01-21 01:03:52 AM
And now for something completely different all too familiar.....
 
2013-01-21 01:16:32 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Should have taken the class on how to defend yourself from various types of suits.


His problem is that he married that woman in California.

Never get married in California.  Ever.
 
2013-01-21 01:22:49 AM
Poor guy.
 
2013-01-21 02:24:15 AM

fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.


came here to say THIS
 
2013-01-21 02:30:03 AM
I bet the vag wasn't worth the price tag.
 
2013-01-21 02:32:34 AM
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Whoa. This is heavy...
 
2013-01-21 03:41:32 AM
Yet another example of why you should never get married.

Why do men keep falling for that trap?
 
2013-01-21 04:52:22 AM

Lsherm: His problem is that he married that woman in California.

Never get married in California. Ever.


California is pretty good about enforcing prenups.  Why he didn't have one drawn up for his last marriage, I have no idea.  You'd think he knew better by this point.
 
2013-01-21 06:28:44 AM

ShawnDoc: Lsherm: His problem is that he married that woman in California.

Never get married in California. Ever.

California is pretty good about enforcing prenups.  Why he didn't have one drawn up for his last marriage, I have no idea.  You'd think he knew better by this point.


He remained good freinds with his first two wives. That may be why he didn't get a prenup.

You can't leave a woman of 16 years for one 31 years younger and not pay the price.
 
2013-01-21 06:28:47 AM
Dude: the pussy ain't worth it.

Take a tip from Bill Maher and Charlie Sheen: Cut your losses and get a hooker next time. Stop getting married.
 
2013-01-21 06:42:14 AM
Has he any Red Leicester? Tilsit? Four ounces of Caerphilly? Bel Paese? Red Windsor? Stilton? Ementhal? Gruyere? Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance? Lipta? Lancashire? White Stilton? Danish Bleu? Double Goucester? Cheshire? Dorset Bluveny? Brie? Roquefort? Pol le Veq? Port Salut? Savoy Aire? Saint Paulin? Carrier de lest? Bres Bleu? Bruson? Camenbert, perhaps (I don't care how f**king runny it is)? Gouda? Edam? Case Ness? Smoked Austrian? Japanese Sage Darby? Wensleydale (the cheese, not the shop proprietor)? Greek Feta? Gorgonzola? Parmesan? Mozarella? Paper Cramer? Danish Bimbo? Czech sheep's milk? Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? How about Cheddar? Illchester?
 
2013-01-21 07:00:11 AM
Skip marriage. Just find a woman who hates your farking guts...and buy her a house.
 
2013-01-21 07:27:59 AM
Judging by the photo of the latest model it doesn't look like he learned his lesson.
 
2013-01-21 07:29:43 AM
If she only gets half, how the hell do you loose more than you have?
 
2013-01-21 07:31:19 AM
The French helmet is already sold.
 
2013-01-21 07:40:03 AM
You know, if it was me, I'd write a letter to that farking greedy coont and include The World's Funniest Joke in it.

/I'd write it blind to lessen the effect it has, obviously
 
2013-01-21 07:41:48 AM
I hope he doesn't have to sell his hovercraft.
 
2013-01-21 07:42:48 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Cleese has also moved from the US to Monaco to avoid paying a huge tax bill on his divorce payments to Miss Eichelberger.

Wait why is he paying taxes on alimony?



He has already said he would not return to the UK because of harsh tax laws.

Wait won't go back or won't move back? He's running out of countries.


What manner of man are you, that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
 
2013-01-21 07:45:47 AM

Son of Thunder: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Cleese has also moved from the US to Monaco to avoid paying a huge tax bill on his divorce payments to Miss Eichelberger.

Wait why is he paying taxes on alimony?

He has already said he would not return to the UK because of harsh tax laws.

Wait won't go back or won't move back? He's running out of countries.

What manner of man are you, that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?


I think that's more a case of "Mr. Cleese cannot be seen..."
 
2013-01-21 07:49:52 AM
She's 31 years his junior!?!?! That makes him..........what like 150?
 
2013-01-21 07:51:43 AM

L.D. Ablo: Yet another example of why you should never get married.

Why do men keep falling for that trap?


Oh shut up
 
2013-01-21 07:53:19 AM

strangeguitar: I hope he doesn't have to sell his hovercraft.


Wouldn't be cost effective, eel removal is expensive.
 
2013-01-21 08:08:22 AM

L.D. Ablo: Yet another example of why you should never get married.

Why do men keep falling for that trap?


Um, it isn't only men. I ended up paying absolutely everything (his cc bills, racked up while separated), to the tune of 70k. However... When confronted with huge debt vs. tolerating the guy any longer... The debt was worth it.

/so glad it was only that much, and that I had no retirement saved at the time.
 
2013-01-21 08:12:24 AM
Well that sucks.
 
2013-01-21 08:16:57 AM
Perhaps Mr. Cleese can get a loan from Johann Gambolputty...... de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker - thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser - kurstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -ein -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache - auuber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker-kalbsfleisch -mittler -aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
 
2013-01-21 08:17:04 AM
Is Wanda for sale?
 
2013-01-21 08:17:27 AM

fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.


Stupid is as stupid does.
 
2013-01-21 08:22:04 AM
"It's..."
 
2013-01-21 08:22:13 AM

JasonOfOrillia: The French helmet is already sold.


And the asking price was about $1600 US. I hope they got a bidding war going; that's bleeding paltry compensation for making "Grail" and having to give up your relics of it.
 
2013-01-21 08:22:48 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has to sell shiat to pay the bills
 
2013-01-21 08:25:14 AM

PandaPorn: If she only gets half, how the hell do you loose more than you have?


You have a temper-tantrum and blow through a huge sum of money so that "She can't have it." Of course she still does.

/The man is as stupid in life as he is funny.
 
2013-01-21 08:27:47 AM

SDRR: fusillade762: Cleese, who last year married his fourth wife, Jennifer Wade

Dude, here's a tip: STOP GETTING MARRIED.

Stupid is as stupid does.


Maybe now he'll do something completely different.
 
2013-01-21 08:29:20 AM
John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.
 
2013-01-21 08:31:16 AM
Considering the fact that the Python franchise has carte blanche to be used as a cash register for any of them it's a little suspect.

First, stop getting married.
Second, get a GOOD agent
Third, get a laptop and start writing books, screenplays, skits, jokes, gags or any old friends that will put up with you.

You can cash in on this thing, John. It just requires a little bit of effort. So knock off the snogging and put in a solid 90 minutes of work and call it a day.
 
2013-01-21 08:32:56 AM

browneye: John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.


Aren't we all?
 
2013-01-21 08:39:04 AM

digistil: PandaPorn: If she only gets half, how the hell do you loose more than you have?

You have a temper-tantrum and blow through a huge sum of money so that "She can't have it." Of course she still does.

/The man is as stupid in life as he is funny.


Blowing through 12,5 million is less Monty Python and more Brewster's Millions.
 
2013-01-21 08:43:16 AM

browneye: John Cleese is a very funny and articulate man.

But when it comes to women he is as dumb as a bag of lint.


Smart man + hard-on = blithering idiot
When will we learn?
 
2013-01-21 08:55:25 AM
That is a late marriage
 
2013-01-21 09:09:16 AM
Cheaper to pay them to leave in the morning than a couple of years later.
 
2013-01-21 09:17:50 AM

Skarekrough: Considering the fact that the Python franchise has carte blanche to be used as a cash register for any of them it's a little suspect.

First, stop getting married.
Second, get a GOOD agent
Third, get a laptop and start writing books, screenplays, skits, jokes, gags or any old friends that will put up with you.

You can cash in on this thing, John. It just requires a little bit of effort. So knock off the snogging and put in a solid 90 minutes of work and call it a day.


So... act like Eric Idle?
 
2013-01-21 09:21:31 AM
he is an old man and you can't take it with you.

let him have his fun.
 
2013-01-21 09:24:33 AM

BalugaJoe: he is an old man and you can't take it with you has been married four times.


The daft twat should have learned his lesson by wife #3.
 
2013-01-21 09:26:32 AM

BalugaJoe: he is an old man and you can't take it with you.

let him have his fun.


No one's not letting him have his fun. We just wish he wouldn't whine about how much it costs to have that much fun.

/Love the man
 
2013-01-21 09:29:50 AM
The bachelor party needs a serious overhaul. Instead of taking your buddy out to watch strippers or play poker, men should tie him to a chair and beat him within an inch of his life until he agrees to call off the wedding.
 
2013-01-21 09:30:30 AM
We now know what happened to the other half of Eric, Half a Bee. John has the time to explore the wilds of British Columbia, be a lumberjack, and wear women's clothing like his dear papa. Or have someone sit on his face. Or go to Australia, change his name to Bruce and make fun of the Aborigines.
If someone did sit on his face or if he wore women's clothing, that might explain why he keeps getting into marital problems.
 
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