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(Globe and Mail)   The first rule of Figure Skater Fight Club is DO NOT join Figure Skater Fight Club   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 73
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2013-01-20 08:46:57 PM  
Why?

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2013-01-20 08:48:36 PM  
I would watch a cat fight between Sascha Cohen and Jamie Sale
 
2013-01-20 09:33:57 PM  

Incazzarsi: Why?

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kubashi.com

Because she made her cry.
 
2013-01-20 10:06:43 PM  

Incazzarsi: Why?

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Remember the simpler times? When kids settled their differences with crowbars and not guns?

/Peppridge Farm remembers
 
2013-01-20 10:14:33 PM  
WWBBD?
 
2013-01-20 10:16:42 PM  

fusillade762: Incazzarsi: Why?

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Because she made her cry.


That's funny... I was just skimming through a "20 most stupid" TV show my Tivo decided to record and I shiat you not, one of the people they have making snide comments about the videos was Tonya Harding.
 
2013-01-20 10:20:00 PM  
figure skaters "letting off steam"

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2013-01-20 10:26:35 PM  
♫ I bet he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do ♫
 
2013-01-20 10:27:24 PM  
Peel Police?

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2013-01-20 10:28:18 PM  

Jument: fusillade762: Incazzarsi: Why?

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[kubashi.com image 500x580]

Because she made her cry.

That's funny... I was just skimming through a "20 most stupid" TV show my Tivo decided to record and I shiat you not, one of the people they have making snide comments about the videos was Tonya Harding.


Must have been a Smoking Gun "World's Dumbest." Did it also have Gary Busey?
 
2013-01-20 10:29:32 PM  

Jument: fusillade762: Incazzarsi: Why?

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[kubashi.com image 500x580]

Because she made her cry.

That's funny... I was just skimming through a "20 most stupid" TV show my Tivo decided to record and I shiat you not, one of the people they have making snide comments about the videos was Tonya Harding.


...You just now noticed this? She's been on that show since the beginning.
 
2013-01-20 10:34:54 PM  
So did anybody break a nail or was it all confined to a hearty round of scratching and biatch slapping?
 
2013-01-20 10:36:01 PM  
Came for that lotus thing
 
2013-01-20 10:36:39 PM  
Mr. Slipchuk doesn't think the fight had anything to do with the the championship or skating rivalries.

That just made me think of every 80's movie featuring an inexperienced underdog ultimately victorious against an arrogant sporting champion.
 
2013-01-20 10:41:43 PM  
So I said, 'I will kick you in the nuts'.  But he didn't give it back to me.  So I kicked him squaw in the nuts, and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan.
 
2013-01-20 10:42:04 PM  
It was Mr. Slipchuck with numchucks in the conservatory.
 
2013-01-20 10:44:46 PM  
One man cut his cheek in the scuffle at Mississauga's Delta Meadowvale Hotel and Conference Centre, where hundreds of figure skaters were finishing a week of national championships

www.openingceremony.us
 
2013-01-20 10:45:26 PM  

macadamnut: figure skaters "letting off steam"


Someone gave a limp wristed slap strong enough to draw blood. Didn't know the queens had it in them. (insert pun/gerbil joke here)
 
2013-01-20 10:46:25 PM  
www.judgmentofparis.com

Second rule is try to get your head between thighs like that.
 
2013-01-20 10:51:13 PM  
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2013-01-20 10:56:04 PM  
Tonya Harding

I came for Tonya Harding

// but I stayed for Kristi Yamaguchi

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2013-01-20 10:57:06 PM  
DRTFA. Came here for a Hockey thread.
 
2013-01-20 10:57:43 PM  
Quantum Apostrophe: Second rule is try to get your head between thighs like that.

♫ Thighs like what what what? ♫
 
2013-01-20 11:01:16 PM  

LoneWolf343: Jument: fusillade762: Incazzarsi: Why?

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[kubashi.com image 500x580]

Because she made her cry.

That's funny... I was just skimming through a "20 most stupid" TV show my Tivo decided to record and I shiat you not, one of the people they have making snide comments about the videos was Tonya Harding.

...You just now noticed this? She's been on that show since the beginning.


Well to be fair, I don't watch this drek that often and IMDB says she's been on in only since 2012. Sue me. ;)
 
2013-01-20 11:01:26 PM  
www.failfunnies.com
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gulfnews.com
 
2013-01-20 11:04:19 PM  
...and last, but certainly not least:
www.poptalkers.com
 
2013-01-20 11:10:24 PM  

SlothB77: Came for that lotus thing


cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-01-20 11:10:46 PM  
An entire hotel full of drunk 18-22 yr olds partying till 5am and the only injury is a cut cheek that didn't need medical attention? Kids, I am disappoint. In my day they would be calling in the riot police and setting up a triage in the lobby. Buncha pansies.

/my lawn, off it
 
2013-01-20 11:15:02 PM  

lordargent: Tonya Harding
I came for Tonya Harding
// but I stayed for Kristi Yamaguchi
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Why does Kristi look like a neo cubist painting?
 
2013-01-20 11:16:45 PM  

pciszek: SlothB77: Came for that lotus thing

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Thank you.
 
2013-01-20 11:18:07 PM  

Ohlookabutterfly: An entire hotel full of drunk 18-22 yr olds partying till 5am and the only injury is a cut cheek that didn't need medical attention? Kids, I am disappoint. In my day they would be calling in the riot police and setting up a triage in the lobby. Buncha pansies.

/my lawn, off it


Old enough to say "THIS!"
We had a broken arm and two concussions on Grad Night for farks sake! And that was at Disneyland!
 
2013-01-20 11:18:08 PM  
The cruelest sport.
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2013-01-20 11:37:45 PM  

lordargent: I came for Tonya Harding


Dude, there is better porn out there...just google...well, anything. Trust me.
 
2013-01-20 11:41:29 PM  
There's a Street Fighter III ladder at work. We call it the Bieber Fight Club. Whoever is at the bottom gets the Justin Bieber mylar balloon over his desk.

"First rule of Bieber Fight Club: It's embarrassing to lose in the Bieber Fight Club."
 
2013-01-20 11:45:29 PM  
"As far as Mr. Slipchuk knows,.."

"Mr. Slipchuk doesn't think..."

"Mr. Slipchuk said he isn't sure..."


Just like the article, this guy is a wealth of information.
 
2013-01-20 11:45:53 PM  

Ohlookabutterfly: An entire hotel full of drunk 18-22 yr olds partying till 5am and the only injury is a cut cheek that didn't need medical attention? Kids, I am disappoint. In my day they would be calling in the riot police and setting up a triage in the lobby. Buncha pansies.

/my lawn, off it


Elvis is that you?
 
2013-01-20 11:47:40 PM  

Jument: That's funny... I was just skimming through a "20 most stupid" TV show my Tivo decided to record and I shiat you not, one of the people they have making snide comments about the videos was Tonya Harding.


Even back during the Nancy/Tonya rivalry when it became obvious that Tonya was involved in at least the cover up of the knee piping, she had fans. I remember one woman telling me the attack was ok because Nancy had rich parents so Tonya deserved to win.
 
2013-01-20 11:48:32 PM  
Look out! She's got a toe pick!
 
2013-01-20 11:53:04 PM  

InternetSecurityGuard: Look out! She's got a toe pick!


TOOOOOE-PIIIIICK!
 
2013-01-20 11:58:47 PM  
Reminds me of when the Green Bay Packers burnt half of the Titletown Motel.
 
2013-01-21 12:06:03 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Peel Police?

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If only you had paid attention in self-defense class.
 
2013-01-21 12:06:31 AM  
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Is there any reason why there are still male figure skaters? Isn't it time to let it go the way of the rope climb, the tug of war and male synchronized swimming.

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2013-01-21 12:10:31 AM  

blueviking: InternetSecurityGuard: Look out! She's got a toe pick!

TOOOOOE-PIIIIICK!


Those things are lethal. I'll keep my goalie skates even if I did sound like a horse. Or two coconut halves.
 
2013-01-21 12:11:07 AM  
God I love Canada. Fights break out, the Hotel calls the police to help out and... drumroll please... " Sergeant Pete Brandwood said police sent the figure skaters to their rooms" Awesome!
 
2013-01-21 12:42:11 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: God I love Canada. Fights break out, the Hotel calls the police to help out and... drumroll please... " Sergeant Pete Brandwood said police sent the figure skaters to their rooms" Awesome!


Seconded. TFA made me want to pinch Canada's cute little cheeks. Awww, they're just blowin' off some steam, eh?
 
2013-01-21 12:51:10 AM  
Figure skating: A waste of a perfectly good hockey rink.
 
2013-01-21 12:53:59 AM  
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Came for Blades of Glory. Leaving satisfied.

 
2013-01-21 12:54:21 AM  
Thank Darwin for a good laugh to start the week.
 
2013-01-21 12:54:41 AM  
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/disapproves this bizarre change in rules
//next thing you know they'll say I can't force myself on the girls that come to the rink
 
2013-01-21 01:00:24 AM  

Take a whiff of my pant leg baby: Uchiha_Cycliste: God I love Canada. Fights break out, the Hotel calls the police to help out and... drumroll please... " Sergeant Pete Brandwood said police sent the figure skaters to their rooms" Awesome!

Seconded. TFA made me want to pinch Canada's cute little cheeks. Awww, they're just blowin' off some steam, eh?


Right?!? It's adorable, and so awesome at the same time. Almost paradoxical.
 
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