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(Daily Mail)   Janet Jackson has moved past Nipplegate and bizarre death of brother Michael, now wears Hammer pants in public and is engaged to Qatari billionaire   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
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2013-01-20 09:35:54 PM
Honestly, she still gets a pass 20+ years later for Rhythm Nation 1814.
 
2013-01-20 09:36:19 PM
But it's LOVE, we swaer!!1!!

(Check for the prenup)
 
2013-01-20 09:36:59 PM

enry: Honestly, she still gets a pass 20+ years later for Rhythm Nation 1814.


Wasn't that 1812, actually?

(FYI, I don't care for Jackson personally, but that was an AWESOME album)
 
2013-01-20 09:42:20 PM
The only thing sadder than wearing those pants is being the person writing the article about wearing those pants.

all those commenting in this thread, distance third place.
 
2013-01-20 09:45:18 PM
LOOK! SOMEONE FAMOUS ISN'T DRESSED UP! STOP THE PRESSES!!!
 
2013-01-20 09:47:14 PM
I've had an irrational hatred of Miss Jackson since her Good Times days. But come on... she's wearing baggy black pants for a flight. I don't see anything to mock here. She looks fine.
 
2013-01-20 09:47:20 PM
It's a good thing I don't have millions of dollars, because if some schmuck dogged me for what I wore to the airport on a random Saturday, I'd make it my mission in life to ensure that person was exposed to the public in every humiliating way possible. I'd create my own damn paper dedicated to printing whatever sad-sack pictures of that person my personal paparazzi could take.
 
2013-01-20 09:54:54 PM
Can anyone here explain what the deal is with Jacksons and these middle east countries? Is it that super wealthy people there are fans and are willing to purchase access to them?
 
2013-01-20 09:58:42 PM
Holy farking shiat, stop the farking presses! Someone wore a pair of baggy sweatpants to the airport! How farking dare she wear loose fitting comfortable clothes when she travels.
 
2013-01-20 10:00:33 PM
"Miss Jackson, if you're nasty."
 
2013-01-20 10:01:07 PM
Wait, Michael Jackson is dead? When did this happen? I would think this would have been big news..

v030o.popscreen.com
 
2013-01-20 10:01:35 PM

xaks: enry: Honestly, she still gets a pass 20+ years later for Rhythm Nation 1814.

Wasn't that 1812, actually?

(FYI, I don't care for Jackson personally, but that was an AWESOME album)


Yeah, but what has she done for us lately?
 
2013-01-20 10:09:04 PM

miniflea: Can anyone here explain what the deal is with Jacksons and these middle east countries? Is it that super wealthy people there are fans and are willing to purchase access to them?


bingo. and they get treated like royalty, instead of like they are being treated here in the linked article.
 
2013-01-20 10:20:15 PM
Who wants to dress up to fly? It's not 1965 anymore.
 
2013-01-20 10:24:33 PM
The Jacksons, the family that keeps on giving
 
2013-01-20 10:26:23 PM
ahh, entertainment writers. Basically just jealous of celebrities, but just as ruthless and catty.
 
2013-01-20 10:39:27 PM

JasonOfOrillia: xaks: enry: Honestly, she still gets a pass 20+ years later for Rhythm Nation 1814.

Wasn't that 1812, actually?

(FYI, I don't care for Jackson personally, but that was an AWESOME album)

Yeah, but what has she done for us lately?


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2013-01-20 11:23:22 PM
who, this guy? oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2013-01-21 12:14:42 AM
"When you see the world, the world sees you"
-Sebastian Maniscalco
 
2013-01-21 12:18:38 AM
i.imgur.com

What a Qatari billionaire may look like
 
2013-01-21 12:19:24 AM
cdn2.gamefront.com

The Qotile got my last post
 
2013-01-21 01:04:06 AM

jayhawk88: It's a good thing I don't have millions of dollars, because if some schmuck dogged me for what I wore to the airport on a random Saturday, I'd make it my mission in life to ensure that person was exposed to the public in every humiliating way possible. I'd create my own damn paper dedicated to printing whatever sad-sack pictures of that person my personal paparazzi could take.


I'd probably do something berserk like bite them. I don't deal well with stress. Being famous sounds horrible.
 
2013-01-21 01:28:27 AM

FunkOut: Being famous sounds horrible.


I hear the bank accounts are nice.
 
2013-01-21 01:32:43 AM

Kurmudgeon: FunkOut: Being famous sounds horrible.

I hear the bank accounts are nice.


It wouldn't stop me from biting people and then I would get sued.
 
2013-01-21 02:48:06 AM

JasonOfOrillia: xaks: enry: Honestly, she still gets a pass 20+ years later for Rhythm Nation 1814.

Wasn't that 1812, actually?

(FYI, I don't care for Jackson personally, but that was an AWESOME album)

Yeah, but what has she done for us lately?


lol
 
2013-01-21 04:27:28 AM

xaks: enry: Honestly, she still gets a pass 20+ years later for Rhythm Nation 1814.

Wasn't that 1812, actually?

(FYI, I don't care for Jackson personally, but that was an AWESOME album)


Not sure if serious, but 1814 was a reference to the R and N being the 18th and 14th letters in the alphabet. Not sure why I remember that either....
 
2013-01-21 05:19:08 AM
Those pants look comfy for flying in, plus you can hide lots of drugs taped to your legs in those.
 
2013-01-21 05:34:02 AM
Haters gonna hate!
 
2013-01-21 07:21:37 AM
Put me on a planet where they all look like Janet!
 
2013-01-21 08:18:16 AM

WrongTrousers: xaks: enry: Honestly, she still gets a pass 20+ years later for Rhythm Nation 1814.

Wasn't that 1812, actually?

(FYI, I don't care for Jackson personally, but that was an AWESOME album)

Not sure if serious, but 1814 was a reference to the R and N being the 18th and 14th letters in the alphabet. Not sure why I remember that either....


Awesome album. I also enjoyed Control. Never really was interested in listening to any of her albums that came after Rhythm Nation. Not sure why.
 
2013-01-21 08:42:08 AM
Sten is a billionaire?
 
2013-01-21 09:14:37 AM
Yes Janet, the pants are hideous. Please come over here and take them off this moment!

hydepark.hevre.co.il
 
2013-01-21 09:35:56 AM
I'm gonna have you pantsed by the end of this song.


[PANTSES JANET]

[REVEALS PENIS WITH ALOPECIA]

[WORLD GASPS]
 
2013-01-21 03:57:58 PM

xaks: enry: Honestly, she still gets a pass 20+ years later for Rhythm Nation 1814.

Wasn't that 1812, actually?

(FYI, I don't care for Jackson personally, but that was an AWESOME album)


Not a big fan of her music, either, but her performance of "Black Cat" at the 1990 VMAs was one of the best I've ever seen. She absolutely kicked ass(new window).
 
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