kmaywfec: Human bites are nasty too.
Dinjiin: kmaywfec: Human bites are nasty too.Don't even think about biting my sister.
BigLuca: She was bit by a dog. Her legs were amputated.Two separate incidences ... correlation does not equal causation.
SwiftFox: Some people catch weird diseases...
Pribar: My dogs hobby is licking his balls so this surprises me not one whit
netcentric: SwiftFox: Some people catch weird diseases...Well........there you go.
LoneWolf343: If you think that's bad, imagine what a human mouth is like.
TomD9938: Have a buddy who had his hand chewed up by a mugger a few years back.The infection landed him in the hospital for an entire month and damn near killed him.
whither_apophis: That's bites./and clean any cuts with iodine or something.
xellas84: silverjets:I'm guessing you missed the part where the dog bite caused sepsis.
coco ebert: Who the f*ck thinks a dog's mouth is clean?
buckler: 'Both of her legs had turned black below the knees," her mother Carol Wilson told the broadcaster.'Her body was literally dying, her extremities were dying, it's like a horror movie, I can't put it into words.'But you just did.
WhippingBoy: I thought it was a dog's ass that was so clean...
WhippingBoy: Pribar: My dogs hobby is licking his balls so this surprises me not one whitMy dog's hobby is licking the cat's asses. The guilty look on his face when you catch him doing it is priceless.
Dr. Goldshnoz: i find all the ball licking comments perplexing. dogs dont wear underwear and pants so their balls dont get ripe. shouldnt they really be just as clean as their back or belly or tail?
BigLuca: xellas84: silverjets:I'm guessing you missed the part where the dog bite caused sepsis.Again, two separate incidences: getting a dog bite and getting sepsis. Just because doctors think there MIGHT be a link doesn't mean one exists.And if you are the type that believes in these magical, microscopic organisms called "bacteria" that cause illness, well then I have some midichlorians to sell you because, brother, you are so gullible that aww hell I can't do this I am a horrible troll i'm just kidding.
Gyrfalcon: coco ebert: Who the f*ck thinks a dog's mouth is clean?I guess subby does. The rest of us know that dogs eat shiat.
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