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(NBC Miami)   Man vows to fight charges that he stole 16 train batteries. You're probably expecting an electricity-related pun here, but it's a better time to point out the culprit is on probation for sexual activity with a miniature donkey. Now THAT'S shocking   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 37
    More: Florida, Carlos Romero, Ocala Star-Banner, probation, grand theft, criminal mischief  
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2013-01-20 03:00:33 PM
25 votes:
This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.
2013-01-20 02:47:10 PM
11 votes:
Guy gets a little ass and the next thing you know it's trains
2013-01-20 06:56:59 PM
8 votes:

TheOther: How do you train batteries?


Send them to AA meetings.
2013-01-20 06:15:19 PM
8 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
2013-01-20 02:58:54 PM
8 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-01-20 03:32:07 PM
7 votes:
imgc.allpostersimages.com

Too soon?
2013-01-20 02:55:47 PM
5 votes:
anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
2013-01-20 09:26:15 PM
3 votes:

DownDaRiver: A GIS of train batteries came back with this pic. Wasn't really expecting it, but its interesting.

i877.photobucket.com



Reminds me of the old dirty limerick:

There once was a villain so feared
Tied a lady to the train track and sneered
Well he tied her up wrongways
Not crossways but longways
And a 40 car train disappeared
2013-01-20 07:02:33 PM
3 votes:

ds_4815: Last month, Romero accepted a plea deal for a year of probation and a $200 fine, avoiding jail at the time for pleading guilty to sexual activity with a miniature donkey named Doodle.

"NO MEANS NO."
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THIS DONKEY IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BUTTHURT!

Wait a second...
2013-01-20 04:46:04 PM
3 votes:
I just re-read the link, it was a miniature donkey.

Statically speaking, 6 out 7 dwarves are not Happy.

That is all.
2013-01-20 03:19:01 PM
3 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.


LAUGHTER OLE'
2013-01-20 08:29:28 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-20 07:00:42 PM
2 votes:
Last month, Romero accepted a plea deal for a year of probation and a $200 fine, avoiding jail at the time for pleading guilty to sexual activity with a miniature donkey named Doodle.

"NO MEANS NO."
th00.deviantart.net
2013-01-20 06:52:57 PM
2 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-01-20 02:59:18 PM
2 votes:
He just wanted a little ass.
2013-01-21 08:54:31 AM
1 votes:
So wait...the dude diddled Doodle?

Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me.
You don't know me but you make me so happy.
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve.
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed.

Jenny, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Jenny, don't change your number,
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2013-01-21 12:19:18 AM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Paris1127: Was that pun instantaneous or did you have to mule that one over?

These puns aren't cheap. Folks pony up serious cash for that material.


So you would describe your income from farm animal-related puns as stable?
2013-01-20 08:57:24 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.


Didn't you read the article? Miniature donkey, so it was the Federal Burrito of Investigation.
2013-01-20 07:51:56 PM
1 votes:
That poor donkey! Eeyore-ta sue.
2013-01-20 07:44:13 PM
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: TheOther: How do you train batteries?

Send them to AA meetings.


i105.photobucket.com
2013-01-20 07:42:59 PM
1 votes:
cache.daylife.com
2013-01-20 07:30:19 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-20 07:07:59 PM
1 votes:
You fark one miniature donkey...

Prefers the term, "made love."
2013-01-20 07:06:03 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: Carlos Romero....

Its even funnier since half the population of Miami is named Carlos Romero.

"Dude is that you?" will be repeated a lot.
2013-01-20 07:04:38 PM
1 votes:
Earlier this week, he was charged with dealing in stolen property and violation of Florida's pawnbroker.

See - he's not just into farm animals.
2013-01-20 07:02:04 PM
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: TheOther: How do you train batteries?

Send them to AA meetings.


Lol'd
2013-01-20 06:56:38 PM
1 votes:
LOL so hard that I'm a little horse.
2013-01-20 06:54:11 PM
1 votes:
Pin the tail on the donkey now has totally new meaning. Thanks for destroying my childhood.
2013-01-20 06:52:42 PM
1 votes:
Hero: protecting the identity of the donkey.

www.sickandwrongpodcast.com
2013-01-20 06:51:50 PM
1 votes:
Slut was askin' for it!

i.ebayimg.com
2013-01-20 06:39:02 PM
1 votes:
Never stick your noodle in Doodle.
2013-01-20 06:33:15 PM
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Very good, very, very Good.


meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OLE'


MaudlinMutantMollusk: Haw!

/heehaw


Apos: Brilliant.


*tips hat*

Thank ya!


SilentStrider: Well played.


In this case, meow is the Karl Malone to my John Stockton.


Paris1127: Was that pun instantaneous or did you have to mule that one over?


These puns aren't cheap. Folks pony up serious cash for that material.
2013-01-20 06:25:28 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.


Was that pun instantaneous or did you have to mule that one over?
2013-01-20 05:42:28 PM
1 votes:
I guess he just wanted to run a train.
2013-01-20 05:19:54 PM
1 votes:
Since then, Romero says he has been living in the woods or his pickup.

Creepiest woods ever.

"Did you hear that?"

"What?"

"I don't know...like...something's moving out there in the trees...RUN!  IT'S THE DONKEY farkER!"
2013-01-20 05:02:29 PM
1 votes:
That miniature donkey was asking for it. Everyone knows what sluts they are.
2013-01-20 01:57:52 PM
1 votes:
actually, what I'm expecting is for the batteries to be wired to your genitals, then I'm expecting that the donkey kicks you in the genitals.
...that should solve any remaining problems.
 
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