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		Man vows to fight charges that he stole 16 train batteries. You're probably expecting an electricity-related pun here, but it's a better time to point out the culprit is on probation for sexual activity with a miniature donkey. Now THAT'S shocking (nbcmiami.com)		37
		More: Florida, Carlos Romero, Ocala Star-Banner, probation, grand theft, criminal mischief

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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-01-20 03:00:33 PM

25 votes:

This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-01-20 02:47:10 PM

11 votes:

Guy gets a little ass and the next thing you know it's trains

Nothing To See Here		2013-01-20 06:56:59 PM

8 votes:

TheOther: How do you train batteries?

Send them to AA meetings.

PhiloeBedoe		2013-01-20 06:15:19 PM

8 votes:

FloydA		2013-01-20 02:58:54 PM

8 votes:

DanZero		2013-01-20 03:32:07 PM

7 votes:

Too soon?

Somacandra		2013-01-20 02:55:47 PM

5 votes:

/oblig

Tom_Slick		2013-01-20 09:26:15 PM

3 votes:

DownDaRiver: A GIS of train batteries came back with this pic. Wasn't really expecting it, but its interesting.

i877.photobucket.com

Reminds me of the old dirty limerick:

There once was a villain so feared
Tied a lady to the train track and sneered
Well he tied her up wrongways
Not crossways but longways
And a 40 car train disappeared

BronyMedic		2013-01-20 07:02:33 PM

3 votes:

ds_4815: Last month, Romero accepted a plea deal for a year of probation and a $200 fine, avoiding jail at the time for pleading guilty to sexual activity with a miniature donkey named Doodle.

"NO MEANS NO."
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THIS DONKEY IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BUTTHURT!

Wait a second...

Nothing To See Here		2013-01-20 04:46:04 PM

3 votes:

I just re-read the link, it was a miniature donkey.

Statically speaking, 6 out 7 dwarves are not Happy.

That is all.

meow said the dog		2013-01-20 03:19:01 PM

3 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.

LAUGHTER OLE'

Somacandra		2013-01-20 08:29:28 PM

2 votes:

ds_4815		2013-01-20 07:00:42 PM

2 votes:

Last month, Romero accepted a plea deal for a year of probation and a $200 fine, avoiding jail at the time for pleading guilty to sexual activity with a miniature donkey named Doodle.

"NO MEANS NO."
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skinink		2013-01-20 06:52:57 PM

2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection		2013-01-20 02:59:18 PM

2 votes:

He just wanted a little ass.

digitalrain		2013-01-21 08:54:31 AM

1 votes:

So wait...the dude diddled Doodle?

Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me.
You don't know me but you make me so happy.
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve.
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed.

Jenny, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Jenny, don't change your number,
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)

Paris1127		2013-01-21 12:19:18 AM

1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Paris1127: Was that pun instantaneous or did you have to mule that one over?

These puns aren't cheap. Folks pony up serious cash for that material.

So you would describe your income from farm animal-related puns as stable?

Hollie Maea		2013-01-20 08:57:24 PM

1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.

Didn't you read the article? Miniature donkey, so it was the Federal Burrito of Investigation.

gordian		2013-01-20 07:51:56 PM

1 votes:

That poor donkey! Eeyore-ta sue.

FloydA		2013-01-20 07:44:13 PM

1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: TheOther: How do you train batteries?

Send them to AA meetings.

i105.photobucket.com

gas giant		2013-01-20 07:42:59 PM

1 votes:

Tax Boy		2013-01-20 07:30:19 PM

1 votes:

Billy Bathsalt		2013-01-20 07:07:59 PM

1 votes:

You fark one miniature donkey...

Prefers the term, "made love."

Spanky_McFarksalot		2013-01-20 07:06:03 PM

1 votes:

FTFA: Carlos Romero....

Its even funnier since half the population of Miami is named Carlos Romero.

"Dude is that you?" will be repeated a lot.

puckrock2000		2013-01-20 07:04:38 PM

1 votes:

Earlier this week, he was charged with dealing in stolen property and violation of Florida's pawnbroker.

See - he's not just into farm animals.

UlandaUnicorn		2013-01-20 07:02:04 PM

1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: TheOther: How do you train batteries?

Send them to AA meetings.

Lol'd

Point02GPA		2013-01-20 06:56:38 PM

1 votes:

LOL so hard that I'm a little horse.

uncleacid		2013-01-20 06:54:11 PM

1 votes:

Pin the tail on the donkey now has totally new meaning. Thanks for destroying my childhood.

Glancing Blow		2013-01-20 06:52:42 PM

1 votes:

Hero: protecting the identity of the donkey.

www.sickandwrongpodcast.com

TheOther		2013-01-20 06:51:50 PM

1 votes:

Slut was askin' for it!

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OregonVet		2013-01-20 06:39:02 PM

1 votes:

Never stick your noodle in Doodle.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-01-20 06:33:15 PM

1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Very good, very, very Good.

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OLE'

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Haw!

/heehaw

Apos: Brilliant.

*tips hat*

Thank ya!

SilentStrider: Well played.

In this case, meow is the Karl Malone to my John Stockton.

Paris1127: Was that pun instantaneous or did you have to mule that one over?

These puns aren't cheap. Folks pony up serious cash for that material.

Paris1127		2013-01-20 06:25:28 PM

1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.

Was that pun instantaneous or did you have to mule that one over?

fusillade762		2013-01-20 05:42:28 PM

1 votes:

I guess he just wanted to run a train.

Dallymo		2013-01-20 05:19:54 PM

1 votes:

Since then, Romero says he has been living in the woods or his pickup.

Creepiest woods ever.

"Did you hear that?"

"What?"

"I don't know...like...something's moving out there in the trees...RUN! IT'S THE DONKEY farkER!"

Ghastly		2013-01-20 05:02:29 PM

1 votes:

That miniature donkey was asking for it. Everyone knows what sluts they are.

CoolBeans		2013-01-20 01:57:52 PM

1 votes:

actually, what I'm expecting is for the batteries to be wired to your genitals, then I'm expecting that the donkey kicks you in the genitals.
...that should solve any remaining problems.

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