FARK.com: (7546100) Man vows to fight charges that he stole 16 train batteries. You're probably expecting an electricity-related pun here, but it's a better time to point out the culprit is on probation for sexual activity with a miniature donkey. Now THAT'S shocking

		Man vows to fight charges that he stole 16 train batteries. You're probably expecting an electricity-related pun here, but it's a better time to point out the culprit is on probation for sexual activity with a miniature donkey. Now THAT'S shocking (nbcmiami.com)		8
		More: Florida, Carlos Romero, Ocala Star-Banner, probation, grand theft, criminal mischief

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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-01-20 03:00:33 PM

4 votes:

This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.

Somacandra		2013-01-20 08:29:28 PM

1 votes:

KrispyKritter		2013-01-20 07:48:45 PM

1 votes:

LoneWolf343: A bit of unsolicited trivia for you all. Sometimes, people like to troll furry imageboards with floods of pictures of trains. Now, I see why.

Knowing you know that makes me not want to know you. Know what I mean.

Nothing To See Here		2013-01-20 06:56:59 PM

1 votes:

TheOther: How do you train batteries?

Send them to AA meetings.

Nothing To See Here		2013-01-20 04:46:04 PM

1 votes:

I just re-read the link, it was a miniature donkey.

Statically speaking, 6 out 7 dwarves are not Happy.

That is all.

Zarquon's Flat Tire		2013-01-20 04:25:59 PM

1 votes:

See that's just embarrassing. If you don't fark a full size donkey people will make assumptions about your junk.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-01-20 03:22:48 PM

1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.

Haw!

/heehaw

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-01-20 02:47:10 PM

1 votes:

Guy gets a little ass and the next thing you know it's trains

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