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(NBC Miami)   Man vows to fight charges that he stole 16 train batteries. You're probably expecting an electricity-related pun here, but it's a better time to point out the culprit is on probation for sexual activity with a miniature donkey. Now THAT'S shocking   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Carlos Romero, Ocala Star-Banner, probation, grand theft, criminal mischief  
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2013-01-22 01:35:32 PM  

FloydA: Paris1127: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Paris1127: Hay, do you take me for a foal? I know these puns tend to make people roan...

... either that, or they're just stallion for time.

Knowing Farkers, they're probably busy thinking Derby thoughts... Come to think of it, they Shergar being quiet right now...

They're probably all just tipsy.  After they drink a pinto f beer, they get all weepy and sit around singing sad songs like "Abyssinian all the old familiar places."

I sure can't call any of them a palomino...

/this game of pun chess will never end, will it?
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