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(NBC Miami)   Man vows to fight charges that he stole 16 train batteries. You're probably expecting an electricity-related pun here, but it's a better time to point out the culprit is on probation for sexual activity with a miniature donkey. Now THAT'S shocking   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 101
    More: Florida, Carlos Romero, Ocala Star-Banner, probation, grand theft, criminal mischief  
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2013-01-20 01:57:52 PM
actually, what I'm expecting is for the batteries to be wired to your genitals, then I'm expecting that the donkey kicks you in the genitals.
...that should solve any remaining problems.
 
2013-01-20 02:09:02 PM
bravo.
 
2013-01-20 02:10:37 PM
I can't believe they released the name of the donkey victim.
 
2013-01-20 02:47:10 PM
Guy gets a little ass and the next thing you know it's trains
 
2013-01-20 02:55:47 PM
anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
2013-01-20 02:58:54 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-20 02:59:18 PM
He just wanted a little ass.
 
2013-01-20 03:00:33 PM
This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.
 
2013-01-20 03:15:55 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.


Very good, very, very Good.
 
2013-01-20 03:19:01 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.


LAUGHTER OLE'
 
2013-01-20 03:22:48 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.


Haw!

/heehaw
 
2013-01-20 03:32:07 PM
imgc.allpostersimages.com

Too soon?
 
2013-01-20 04:02:36 PM
 
2013-01-20 04:25:59 PM
See that's just embarrassing. If you don't fark a full size donkey people will make assumptions about your junk.
 
2013-01-20 04:34:29 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.


Brilliant.
 
2013-01-20 04:39:53 PM
Hey, sometimes everyone wants a little ass.
 
2013-01-20 04:40:58 PM

meow said the dog: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.

LAUGHTER OLE'


Well played.
 
2013-01-20 04:46:04 PM
I just re-read the link, it was a miniature donkey.

Statically speaking, 6 out 7 dwarves are not Happy.

That is all.
 
2013-01-20 05:02:29 PM
That miniature donkey was asking for it. Everyone knows what sluts they are.
 
2013-01-20 05:19:54 PM
Since then, Romero says he has been living in the woods or his pickup.

Creepiest woods ever.

"Did you hear that?"

"What?"

"I don't know...like...something's moving out there in the trees...RUN!  IT'S THE DONKEY farkER!"
 
2013-01-20 05:42:28 PM
I guess he just wanted to run a train.
 
2013-01-20 05:46:08 PM
Wasn't that a Dylan album, " Bray On The Tracks "
 
2013-01-20 05:58:14 PM

Nothing To See Here: I just re-read the link, it was a miniature donkey.

Statically speaking, 6 out 7 dwarves are not Happy.

That is all.


Yes, but that 7th Dwarf always has the possibility of going completely batshiat insane, opening the fortress doors to the elephants outside, and murdering everyone inside of it.
 
2013-01-20 06:15:19 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-20 06:25:28 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.


Was that pun instantaneous or did you have to mule that one over?
 
2013-01-20 06:33:15 PM

Nothing To See Here: Very good, very, very Good.


meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OLE'


MaudlinMutantMollusk: Haw!

/heehaw


Apos: Brilliant.


*tips hat*

Thank ya!


SilentStrider: Well played.


In this case, meow is the Karl Malone to my John Stockton.


Paris1127: Was that pun instantaneous or did you have to mule that one over?


These puns aren't cheap. Folks pony up serious cash for that material.
 
2013-01-20 06:38:38 PM
Don't you know you're gonna...shock the donkey.

/hey hey
 
2013-01-20 06:39:02 PM
Never stick your noodle in Doodle.
 
2013-01-20 06:50:46 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: The NSFW real story


That's already been a Law & Order episode.
 
2013-01-20 06:51:09 PM
Miniature like 1/2-inch tall and made of glass, or miniature like 3/4 the size of a normal donkey?
 
2013-01-20 06:51:50 PM
Slut was askin' for it!

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2013-01-20 06:52:42 PM
Hero: protecting the identity of the donkey.

www.sickandwrongpodcast.com
 
2013-01-20 06:52:57 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-01-20 06:54:04 PM
How do you train batteries?
 
2013-01-20 06:54:11 PM
Pin the tail on the donkey now has totally new meaning. Thanks for destroying my childhood.
 
2013-01-20 06:56:38 PM
LOL so hard that I'm a little horse.
 
2013-01-20 06:56:59 PM

TheOther: How do you train batteries?


Send them to AA meetings.
 
2013-01-20 07:00:42 PM
Last month, Romero accepted a plea deal for a year of probation and a $200 fine, avoiding jail at the time for pleading guilty to sexual activity with a miniature donkey named Doodle.

"NO MEANS NO."
th00.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-20 07:02:04 PM

Nothing To See Here: TheOther: How do you train batteries?

Send them to AA meetings.


Lol'd
 
2013-01-20 07:02:33 PM

ds_4815: Last month, Romero accepted a plea deal for a year of probation and a $200 fine, avoiding jail at the time for pleading guilty to sexual activity with a miniature donkey named Doodle.

"NO MEANS NO."
[th00.deviantart.net image 300x187]


25.media.tumblr.com

THIS DONKEY IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BUTTHURT!

Wait a second...
 
2013-01-20 07:03:12 PM
A bit of unsolicited trivia for you all. Sometimes, people like to troll furry imageboards with floods of pictures of trains. Now, I see why.
 
2013-01-20 07:04:38 PM
Earlier this week, he was charged with dealing in stolen property and violation of Florida's pawnbroker.

See - he's not just into farm animals.
 
2013-01-20 07:04:54 PM

LoneWolf343: A bit of unsolicited trivia for you all. Sometimes, people like to troll furry imageboards with floods of pictures of trains. Now, I see why.


Is that called "pulling a train"?
 
2013-01-20 07:06:03 PM
FTFA: Carlos Romero....

Its even funnier since half the population of Miami is named Carlos Romero.

"Dude is that you?" will be repeated a lot.
 
2013-01-20 07:07:59 PM
You fark one miniature donkey...

Prefers the term, "made love."
 
2013-01-20 07:09:05 PM

Glancing Blow: Hero: protecting the identity of the donkey.

[www.sickandwrongpodcast.com image 590x452]



A donkey that doesn't want to be identified?

s4.hubimg.com

Something interesting is gonna happen here.
 
2013-01-20 07:13:15 PM
Those nipple clamps aren't going to electrify themselves..
 
2013-01-20 07:30:19 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-20 07:34:34 PM

illannoyin: Glancing Blow: Hero: protecting the identity of the donkey.

[www.sickandwrongpodcast.com image 590x452]

A donkey that doesn't want to be identified?

[s4.hubimg.com image 520x292]

Something interesting is gonna happen here.


Just keep it away from my pills.
 
2013-01-20 07:36:48 PM
static.tvtome.com

O hai!
 
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