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(Sun Sentinel)   Proposed bill would not allow massages between the hours of 10PM and 6AM, and most parlors are happy with those hours ending   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 8
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2013-01-20 09:30:06 PM
3 votes:
Was golfing in Florida one time, when we made the turn, we stopped at the Snack Shack.

Sign said: Hot Dogs $3 Hamburgers $4 Hand Jobs $5

I asked the cute little coed at the window, " Who gives the hand jobs?"

She beamed and said, " I do. "

Being the gentleman that I am, I said, "Well wash your hands Missy, and cook me a burger."
2013-01-20 08:18:12 PM
2 votes:

rdkerns: This will not have a happy ending.


www.stargatecinema.com
2013-01-20 06:46:49 PM
2 votes:

Agent Smiths Laugh: skinink: How is allowing massages between 6am and 10pm going to stop human trafficking? Really, the U.S. just needs to legalize and regulate prostitution, then just spend redirect resources to going after actual human traffickers.

That would offend Jesus.


and José, Manuel, Pepe . . .
2013-01-20 06:34:45 PM
2 votes:

BiffDangler: For the life of me I don't get why anyone care is someone is getting a handjob at a massage parlour.


Beats me ...
2013-01-20 06:31:57 PM
2 votes:
Great. More regulations intended to screw the handjob creators.
2013-01-20 11:37:20 PM
1 votes:
Holy crap!
No one blamed Obama.
Have we moved past that? Or is it just that every one is being nice because its a special day for him and other sucessful and attractive americans?
2013-01-20 09:12:49 PM
1 votes:

untaken_name: HotWingAgenda: RatMaster999: namatad: The legislative effort comes amid increasing awareness of potential human trafficking in disreputable massage parlors. Police and federal agents fear that victims are being forced to live on the premises while working long hours and performing sex acts on clients.


and reducing the hours will affect this HOW??? HAHAHAH AHAHAHA
assholes
1) you hurt honest business people
2) you do ZERO to reduce the "crime" you are pretending to be concerned about?

sigh

war on consensual crimes continues to be fought, lost and complete waste of your tax dollars

It's the same logic as taking firearms out of the hands of regular citizens...

Massages don't kill people, massages don't f*cking kill people.

Oh yeah? Tell that to my cousin Shamus. Oh, right, you can't. He's farking DEAD. From a bad massage.


I told him that "clawhammer skull massage" sounded sketchy
2013-01-20 07:53:59 PM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: RatMaster999: namatad: The legislative effort comes amid increasing awareness of potential human trafficking in disreputable massage parlors. Police and federal agents fear that victims are being forced to live on the premises while working long hours and performing sex acts on clients.


and reducing the hours will affect this HOW??? HAHAHAH AHAHAHA
assholes
1) you hurt honest business people
2) you do ZERO to reduce the "crime" you are pretending to be concerned about?

sigh

war on consensual crimes continues to be fought, lost and complete waste of your tax dollars

It's the same logic as taking firearms out of the hands of regular citizens...

Massages don't kill people, massages don't f*cking kill people.


Not if they're done right....

/PTSD from the Thai incident
 
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