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2013-01-20 02:50:33 PM  
BOOBIES
 
2013-01-20 02:56:08 PM  
Motorboats don't run without air
 
2013-01-20 03:18:28 PM  
WHAR REPEAT tag?
 
2013-01-20 03:22:14 PM  
Oh the huge mammaries.
 
2013-01-20 03:23:48 PM  
Life's a biatch.
 
2013-01-20 04:06:32 PM  
Boobies
 
2013-01-20 04:15:34 PM  
Good lord these things come in pairs!
 
2013-01-20 05:12:32 PM  
I was hoping someone would submit this.
 
2013-01-20 05:16:23 PM  

I never thought I would die this way, but I always hoped!


~Philip J Fry

 
2013-01-20 05:16:46 PM  
At least it was boobies and not wieners.
 
2013-01-20 05:17:29 PM  
He died doing what he loved.

/obviously
 
2013-01-20 05:19:29 PM  
Got milk?
 
2013-01-20 05:19:38 PM  
I don't know if the repeat tag is new or not, but it's long overdue!
 
2013-01-20 05:20:29 PM  
More than a mouthfull is a waste? In this case I would agree.
 
2013-01-20 05:22:44 PM  
She's 5'6" and 195lbs.

No, not the way I'd like to go.
 
2013-01-20 05:22:49 PM  
I don't quite understand this, when lack of air hit and I realized what she was doing, I think I would chomp down. I also noted underneath this article was "5 Worst Mistakes Women Make in Bed." Smothering your lover to death with your boobs didn't make the list. I guess it is #6, I like to think it at least would make the top 10.
 
2013-01-20 05:22:56 PM  
I would say there are worse ways to go out, but then I pictured in my head what 50 yr old boobies capable of smothering a man would look like and I shuddered.
 
2013-01-20 05:24:15 PM  
Did he not have teeth or what?
 
2013-01-20 05:25:49 PM  
Observed fleeing the scene:

img685.imageshack.us

/when I die, holmes
//I wanna die like thaaat
 
2013-01-20 05:26:13 PM  
I'm too lazy to Google it but my guess is the motel is along Airport rd, which should be considered a 3rd world country of its own.
 
2013-01-20 05:27:06 PM  
Found a pic of suspect
umuseke.com
 
2013-01-20 05:27:35 PM  
The Smothers brothers were a pair of firsts
 
2013-01-20 05:28:15 PM  

blinkybluegnome: I don't know if the repeat tag is new or not, but it's long overdue!


Or they could not repeat. It's almost like saying fark you we are to lazy to do our jobs so instead of trying harder we are just going to point out the fact we don't give a shiat so just click the link so Drew can collect his checks.
 
GBB
2013-01-20 05:30:53 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Life's a biatch.


Death's a biatch
 
2013-01-20 05:33:51 PM  

GBB: Ed Finnerty: Life's a biatch.

Death's a biatch


Life and Death, biatches
 
2013-01-20 05:38:28 PM  

poe_zlaw: Found a pic of suspect
[umuseke.com image 450x324]


Well l was going to say how grateful l was that they didn't post a pic of the woman, but you just had to help us along, didn't you
 
2013-01-20 05:46:36 PM  

Torion!: GBB: Ed Finnerty: Life's a biatch.

Death's a biatch

Life and Death, biatches


Hakuna Matata, biatches.
 
2013-01-20 05:53:45 PM  

blinkybluegnome: I don't know if the repeat tag is new or not, but it's long overdue!


We've had it for over a year, but it's admin use only.
 
2013-01-20 05:54:01 PM  

Boxcutta: Torion!: GBB: Ed Finnerty: Life's a biatch.

Death's a biatch

Life and Death, biatches

Hakuna Matata, biatches.


Death by biatch.
 
2013-01-20 05:55:23 PM  

mjjt: poe_zlaw: Found a pic of suspect
[umuseke.com image 450x324]

Well l was going to say how grateful l was that they didn't post a pic of the woman, but you just had to help us along, didn't you


I did a search for her name and these three articles came with pics.

i.huffpost.com

assets.nydailynews.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

/what boobies may look like
 
2013-01-20 05:59:56 PM  
shiatty mobile version of site redirects to "main page", nor mobile version of article.
 
2013-01-20 06:10:47 PM  
And right here in me own back yard, Everett, WA. I'll have to drive by the Airport Inn Trailer Park to check this out (it's along the RV dealer row of WA State 99 and near both the Wal-Mart and Home Depot).
 
2013-01-20 06:14:06 PM  
Awesome headline subby

youtube downloader
 
2013-01-20 06:15:11 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: shiatty mobile version of site redirects to "main page", nor mobile version of article.


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-01-20 06:15:26 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: She's 5'6" and 195lbs.

No, not the way I'd like to go.


I was thinking the same thing.
 
2013-01-20 06:17:48 PM  
Wasn't this a CSI episode?
 
2013-01-20 06:21:36 PM  
She is being charged with boobacide.
 
2013-01-20 06:25:31 PM  
I've never, ever seen boobies unfiltered on FARK before. I almost didn't know what was going on for a second.

LULZ
 
2013-01-20 06:52:02 PM  

PowerSlacker: WHAR REPEAT tag?


It's not a repeat. They were so big that it required a second run.
 
2013-01-20 07:04:28 PM  
past lost
 
2013-01-20 07:13:21 PM  

poe_zlaw: Found a pic of suspect
[umuseke.com image 450x324]


i1190.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-20 07:13:52 PM  
That's a titty way to die
 
2013-01-20 07:23:05 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-20 07:35:43 PM  
But What About The Children?

Think of the Twins!
 
2013-01-20 07:39:35 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

Police evidence
 
2013-01-20 07:41:05 PM  

poe_zlaw: Found a pic of suspect
[umuseke.com image 450x324]


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-20 09:07:20 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: shiatty mobile version of site redirects to "main page", nor mobile version of article.


Here you go...
 
2013-01-20 09:25:46 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Motorboats don't run without air


This shiat right here...this shiat right here, is why you appear on my screen in a lovely shade of green.
 
2013-01-20 09:35:40 PM  
pic from the scene of the crime
mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-01-20 09:43:19 PM  
A stripper almost did that to me. Best day ever.
 
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