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(Lincoln Journal Star)   "When I called William Shatner for this interview, he said Saturday would be the first time he set foot in Nebraska. He then asked I tell him about the trees in the state"   (journalstar.com) divider line 11
    More: Cool, William Shatner, David E. Kelley, Priceline, 3rd Rock, Boston Legal, Denny Crane, T.J. Hooker, Star Trek  
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2013-01-20 03:15:12 PM  
4 votes:
When Nebraska invited George Takei to come to their fine state, all he did was ask about the quality of their manholes.
2013-01-20 07:37:28 PM  
3 votes:
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FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Sheriff, what kind of fantastic trees have you got growing around here? Big, majestic.

Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Douglas firs.

FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: [Marveling] Douglas firs...
2013-01-20 07:27:58 PM  
2 votes:
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The truth is that if/when Shatner ever dies -the whole world will blink out of existence -"in the twinkling of an eye". We are merely figments of his imagination.
2013-01-20 04:04:01 PM  
2 votes:

shanrick: FirstNationalBastard: When Nebraska invited George Takei to come to their fine state, all he did was ask about the quality of their manholes.

oh my.


Hey, the man is interested in sewer infrastructure.
2013-01-20 03:23:22 PM  
2 votes:
My mother in law was an office manager at a farm which raised horses. They were the stupidly expensive kind where you invest in them because each vial of sperm is worth $50,000 or something. Anyway Shatner comes in one day looking to invest and she starts getting all excited and says "I just loved you in TJ Hooker!" He looks at her and says "No one's ever said that to me before. They usually say something about Star Trek." She says "Sorry. I've never seen it but I bet you were good in that too." He thought she was just hilarious.
2013-01-20 03:13:53 PM  
2 votes:

xanadian: There are trees in Nebraska??

/that's-the-joke


Sorta like the Adak National Forest.
2013-01-21 12:15:49 AM  
1 votes:

bumblebee: When I was a kid I only knew him as the Rescue 911 guy. I remember it came on Tuesdays at 8 because watching that show was the only way I would get to stay up past my 8pm bedtime (let's ignore the fact that Rescue 911 only fueled my irrational, perpetual paranoia and gave me nightmares about accidentally running into plate glass, swallowing quarters, getting my tongue stuck in the freezer, etc.). Had no idea he was famous for anything else until way later. After Star Trek 2009 I watched a couple of TOS episodes out of curiosity and found him disturbingly attractive. Man, but he was pretty.


You know that Kirk had to have farked his transporter created duplicate.
2013-01-20 11:52:24 PM  
1 votes:
When I was a kid I only knew him as the Rescue 911 guy. I remember it came on Tuesdays at 8 because watching that show was the only way I would get to stay up past my 8pm bedtime (let's ignore the fact that Rescue 911 only fueled my irrational, perpetual paranoia and gave me nightmares about accidentally running into plate glass, swallowing quarters, getting my tongue stuck in the freezer, etc.). Had no idea he was famous for anything else until way later. After Star Trek 2009 I watched a couple of TOS episodes out of curiosity and found him disturbingly attractive. Man, but he was pretty.
2013-01-20 06:40:51 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Are they just the right height?


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2013-01-20 05:40:52 PM  
1 votes:
Are they just the right height?
2013-01-20 03:25:04 PM  
1 votes:

Gwendolyn: My mother in law was an office manager at a farm which raised horses. They were the stupidly expensive kind where you invest in them because each vial of sperm is worth $50,000 or something. Anyway Shatner comes in one day looking to invest and she starts getting all excited and says "I just loved you in TJ Hooker!" He looks at her and says "No one's ever said that to me before. They usually say something about Star Trek." She says "Sorry. I've never seen it but I bet you were good in that too." He thought she was just hilarious.


Now you have me wanting to meet Shatner so I can gush over his work on Barbary Coast, and nothing else.
 
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