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(Lincoln Journal Star)   "When I called William Shatner for this interview, he said Saturday would be the first time he set foot in Nebraska. He then asked I tell him about the trees in the state"   (journalstar.com) divider line 7
    More: Cool, William Shatner, David E. Kelley, Priceline, 3rd Rock, Boston Legal, Denny Crane, T.J. Hooker, Star Trek  
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2013-01-20 07:27:58 PM  
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The truth is that if/when Shatner ever dies -the whole world will blink out of existence -"in the twinkling of an eye". We are merely figments of his imagination.
2013-01-20 07:20:33 PM  
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Wayne 985: Gwendolyn: My mother in law was an office manager at a farm which raised horses. They were the stupidly expensive kind where you invest in them because each vial of sperm is worth $50,000 or something. Anyway Shatner comes in one day looking to invest and she starts getting all excited and says "I just loved you in TJ Hooker!" He looks at her and says "No one's ever said that to me before. They usually say something about Star Trek." She says "Sorry. I've never seen it but I bet you were good in that too." He thought she was just hilarious.

I've seen very little of the original Star Trek, but I loved him in Boston Legal. He and James Spader made a perfect pair and that show is where I became a fan.


You've seen very little Star Trek and you still managed to find Fark? I don't think I fully understand this.
2013-01-20 03:23:22 PM  
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My mother in law was an office manager at a farm which raised horses. They were the stupidly expensive kind where you invest in them because each vial of sperm is worth $50,000 or something. Anyway Shatner comes in one day looking to invest and she starts getting all excited and says "I just loved you in TJ Hooker!" He looks at her and says "No one's ever said that to me before. They usually say something about Star Trek." She says "Sorry. I've never seen it but I bet you were good in that too." He thought she was just hilarious.
2013-01-20 07:37:28 PM  
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FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Sheriff, what kind of fantastic trees have you got growing around here? Big, majestic.

Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Douglas firs.

FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: [Marveling] Douglas firs...
2013-01-20 07:07:10 PM  
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Gwendolyn: My mother in law was an office manager at a farm which raised horses. They were the stupidly expensive kind where you invest in them because each vial of sperm is worth $50,000 or something. Anyway Shatner comes in one day looking to invest and she starts getting all excited and says "I just loved you in TJ Hooker!" He looks at her and says "No one's ever said that to me before. They usually say something about Star Trek." She says "Sorry. I've never seen it but I bet you were good in that too." He thought she was just hilarious.


I've seen very little of the original Star Trek, but I loved him in Boston Legal. He and James Spader made a perfect pair and that show is where I became a fan.
2013-01-20 03:25:04 PM  
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Gwendolyn: My mother in law was an office manager at a farm which raised horses. They were the stupidly expensive kind where you invest in them because each vial of sperm is worth $50,000 or something. Anyway Shatner comes in one day looking to invest and she starts getting all excited and says "I just loved you in TJ Hooker!" He looks at her and says "No one's ever said that to me before. They usually say something about Star Trek." She says "Sorry. I've never seen it but I bet you were good in that too." He thought she was just hilarious.


Now you have me wanting to meet Shatner so I can gush over his work on Barbary Coast, and nothing else.
2013-01-20 03:15:12 PM  
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When Nebraska invited George Takei to come to their fine state, all he did was ask about the quality of their manholes.
 
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