shanrick: FirstNationalBastard: When Nebraska invited George Takei to come to their fine state, all he did was ask about the quality of their manholes.oh my.
xanadian: There are trees in Nebraska??/that's-the-joke
bumblebee: When I was a kid I only knew him as the Rescue 911 guy. I remember it came on Tuesdays at 8 because watching that show was the only way I would get to stay up past my 8pm bedtime (let's ignore the fact that Rescue 911 only fueled my irrational, perpetual paranoia and gave me nightmares about accidentally running into plate glass, swallowing quarters, getting my tongue stuck in the freezer, etc.). Had no idea he was famous for anything else until way later. After Star Trek 2009 I watched a couple of TOS episodes out of curiosity and found him disturbingly attractive. Man, but he was pretty.
fusillade762: Are they just the right height?
Gwendolyn: My mother in law was an office manager at a farm which raised horses. They were the stupidly expensive kind where you invest in them because each vial of sperm is worth $50,000 or something. Anyway Shatner comes in one day looking to invest and she starts getting all excited and says "I just loved you in TJ Hooker!" He looks at her and says "No one's ever said that to me before. They usually say something about Star Trek." She says "Sorry. I've never seen it but I bet you were good in that too." He thought she was just hilarious.
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