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2013-01-20 12:06:10 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-20 01:46:56 PM
The stars may be old, but the boobs are still pretty fresh.
 
2013-01-20 02:45:24 PM
She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.
 
2013-01-20 03:05:54 PM

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


Obviously, you're a terrorist.
 
2013-01-20 03:23:56 PM
Katy Perry wearing boobs again? Such a limited wardrobe.
 
2013-01-20 03:25:12 PM

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


If it wasn't for Katy Perry, you'd never know what Zooey Deschanel would look like as a stripper.
 
2013-01-20 03:28:05 PM

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.



Appeal is only what your corporate masters mass markets to you.
 
2013-01-20 03:28:26 PM

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


Gosling: Katy Perry wearing boobs again? Such a limited wardrobe.


images.wikia.com

BUT SHE'S SUPPORTING AMERICA AND PROVIDING JOBS
 
2013-01-20 03:30:19 PM
She looks like she'll Goodyear after her first kid.
 
2013-01-20 03:33:19 PM

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


Bolded to help you understand.
 
2013-01-20 03:34:14 PM
I appreciate that she is not actually in violation of the Flag Code there.
 
2013-01-20 03:36:27 PM
I'd raise her up a pole.
 
2013-01-20 03:39:33 PM
I'd salute for her.
 
2013-01-20 03:40:54 PM

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


Face?
 
2013-01-20 03:42:31 PM

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


Came for meh. Found meh.

/meh
 
2013-01-20 03:44:41 PM
Since the Katy Perry 'honoring the flag' style dress will upset our more pretentious prohibitionist teabaggers here, here is one for true American Patriots to get all horny over.

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"I want to eat your imaginary pizza!!!"

this version is fully suitable for a male or female as we are not sure what actual sex this is.
 
2013-01-20 03:46:45 PM

Cyno01: Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

Face?


We're all hoping a short skirt and an exit from a car will expose the appeal.
 
2013-01-20 03:50:26 PM
Patriotism has never looked more enticing.
 
2013-01-20 03:51:01 PM
Well that article was very boobs. I can't boobslieve that I bothered to even boobs it. I think I'll stop boobsing these tits.
 
2013-01-20 03:56:16 PM
i230.photobucket.com

what Katy in a flag dress might look like.....
 
2013-01-20 03:58:21 PM
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www.globalpost.com
 
2013-01-20 04:02:10 PM
I can't wait til she run's for the Christian Right Wing and wins....

Prez Perry.....
 
2013-01-20 04:09:19 PM
askanatheist.tv
 
2013-01-20 04:10:04 PM
For some reason I thought she was Canadian.
 
2013-01-20 04:16:36 PM
i478.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-20 04:19:11 PM

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


well, for me it's the boobs.
 
2013-01-20 04:22:49 PM
This is not a flattering photograph.
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(Particularly after I'd finished photoshopping it to make it worse.)
 
2013-01-20 04:26:17 PM
Well you can't really say she has sharp knees. At least in this slideshow.
 
2013-01-20 04:33:32 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

well, for me it's the boobs.


You must not like boobs.

/boobs
 
2013-01-20 04:37:35 PM

Haliburton Cummings: I can't wait til she run's for the Christian Right Wing and wins....

Prez Perry.....


"run's"? "til"?

Oy.
 
2013-01-20 04:47:44 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-20 04:50:52 PM
www.atomicnerds.com
 
2013-01-20 04:53:11 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: Well that article was very boobs. I can't boobslieve that I bothered to even boobs it. I think I'll stop boobsing these tits.


I couldn't boob with your point of tit more. This is a boobrage.
 
2013-01-20 04:54:56 PM
God bless her. Who but Katy Perry can we count on for our good old fashioned PG-13 tits and ass?
 
2013-01-20 05:05:54 PM
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/Has anyone seen Bill?
 
2013-01-20 05:11:40 PM

red5ish: This is not a flattering photograph.


LOL

For those without PS skillz, just wait ten years...
 
2013-01-20 05:13:54 PM
 
2013-01-20 05:15:59 PM
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i.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-20 05:16:33 PM

The Man Who Laughs: Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

If it wasn't for Katy Perry, you'd never know what Zooey Deschanel would look like as a stripper.


Hey, I like both of those women, but Zooey doesn't have remotely the same figure as Perry. Emily, maybe, she's got more curve, but Zooey's not really the 'pinup' style.

/all three are hot
//light-eyed raven haired girls make me tingly
 
2013-01-20 05:20:29 PM
i116.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-20 05:21:30 PM
What kid is being inaugurated today?

red5ish: This is not a flattering photograph.
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(Particularly after I'd finished photoshopping it to make it worse.)


I still would.
 
2013-01-20 05:21:51 PM
Kid's Inaugural concert? WTF??
 
2013-01-20 05:23:17 PM
cache.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-01-20 05:27:25 PM
Katy Perry, Freedom Fighter-- defending our right to life, liberty and the pursuit of fappiness.
 
2013-01-20 05:28:11 PM

edmo: red5ish: This is not a flattering photograph.

LOL

For those without PS skillz, just wait ten years...


Not to go all Studman69 here, but have her thighs gotten a tad on the chunky side or is it just me?
 
2013-01-20 05:32:09 PM
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2013-01-20 05:33:10 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Kid's Inaugural concert? WTF??


TFA forgets to mention that the concert was for military families.
 
2013-01-20 05:40:56 PM

wildcardjack: [cache.gawkerassets.com image 160x176]


The fact that that movie had Dana Delaney in the same hot outfits was what made that movie so meta. It was an S & M movie that both tortured and delighted your eyes.
 
2013-01-20 05:50:05 PM
She's starting to get thunder thighs.
 
2013-01-20 05:56:38 PM
I'm 43 and I like her and don't mind her music, though I don't listen.


Brunette, tits, sexy? Sign me up.
 
2013-01-20 06:23:05 PM

fastfxr: I'm 43 and I like her and don't mind her music, though I don't listen.


Brunette, tits, sexy? Sign me up.

 
2013-01-20 06:31:02 PM

thunderchunk jones: For some reason I thought she was Canadian.


For years this Canadian thought she was a Brit.
 
2013-01-20 06:33:04 PM
I've seen Emily Blunt's boobies so she'll substitute as a standin for having not seen Katy Perry's or Zooey Dachanel's boobs.
 
2013-01-20 06:43:06 PM

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


It turns out she's a singer.

Real strange twist, right?
 
2013-01-20 06:57:18 PM
God bless her and her awesome boobage
 
2013-01-20 07:03:40 PM
She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


you, sir, are totally ghey
 
2013-01-20 08:21:10 PM
Does anyone else think that she's starting to look a little bit like Robert Smith of the Cure?
 
2013-01-20 08:29:44 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

you, sir, are totally ghey


You don't have to be polite...
..
..

He's gay.
 
2013-01-20 08:53:53 PM

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


she's kinda cute without makeup.  I'd throw her one.
 
2013-01-20 09:01:27 PM

ManateeGag: Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

she's kinda cute without makeup.  I'd throw her one.


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2013-01-20 09:05:44 PM
I think this is the only really attractive pic:
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-01-20 10:15:45 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

you, sir, are totally ghey


You, sir are gagging on Obama's cawk.
 
2013-01-20 10:18:28 PM
she's a pig fame whore with limited talent and total willingness to do anything for celebrity. i'd wager she sucked many a tool on her way to the top.
 
2013-01-20 10:23:58 PM

KrispyKritter: she's a pig fame whore with limited talent and total willingness to do anything for celebrity. i'd wager she sucked many a tool on her way to the top.


But tell us how you really feel, no need to sugar coat it, we are all adults here.
 
2013-01-20 10:27:17 PM

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


You know how I know you're gay? NTTAWWT.
 
2013-01-20 10:32:23 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: ManateeGag: Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

she's kinda cute without makeup.  I'd throw her one.

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Am I the only guy on the internet that looks at that photo and thinks, "hey, she's cute"? I mean, no makeup, in the dark with a flash, and she is just waking up... and she looks good. Her eyebrows aren't drawn on with a sharpy, she doesn't have fish lips. Guess my standards are too low.
 
2013-01-20 10:37:25 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: She's starting to get thunder thighs.


She's ostensibly a dancer, so those are I believe, dancer thighs.

Course I like my women a little thick anyway.

KrispyKritter: she's a pig fame whore with limited talent and total willingness to do anything for celebrity. i'd wager she sucked many a tool on her way to the top.


Curious as to why you'd say that, I guess. She's clearly attractive to a lot of people, has a decent voice, is a good enough dancer, and has giant natural tits, and doesn't weight 400 lbs. Why would she have to suck cock to get....oh. Right. Because those are a dime a dozen.
 
2013-01-20 10:53:22 PM

HotWingAgenda: CigaretteSmokingMan: ManateeGag: Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

she's kinda cute without makeup.  I'd throw her one.

[imgsrv.98pxy.com image 500x375]

Am I the only guy on the internet that looks at that photo and thinks, "hey, she's cute"? I mean, no makeup, in the dark with a flash, and she is just waking up... and she looks good. Her eyebrows aren't drawn on with a sharpy, she doesn't have fish lips. Guess my standards are too low.


No, Sir, you are not alone. She's cute.
 
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2013-01-20 11:31:51 PM

fusillade762: edmo: red5ish: This is not a flattering photograph.

LOL

For those without PS skillz, just wait ten years...

Not to go all Studman69 here, but have her thighs gotten a tad on the chunky side or is it just me?


I think her legs look healthy for a change.
 
2013-01-20 11:46:59 PM
She sang Teenage Dream at a kids' concert and people are concerned about her outfit?
 
2013-01-20 11:52:05 PM
She's a remarkably average-looking girl who has a fantastic team of homosexuals who treat her like a Barbie doll. They paint her, and dress her, and push up her boobs, and turn her bland canvas of a body and face into the perfect drag queen, but with real boobs instead of fakes (so far).

And musically, she's a waste of eardrum vibrations. She's like pouring sugar directly into your ears.

If an artist can't sell albums without posing for mostly-naked pictures on their album cover, then it's a good sign that their music isn't the point, and not what the producers want you to pay attention to (because it sucks). So far, I'm not sure Ms. Perry has had a record without showing a fair amount of skin on it.

Basically, she's a gaudy stripper who sings. Rescue me from this torch song nightmare.
 
2013-01-20 11:56:52 PM

"Not to go all Studman69 here, but have her thighs gotten a tad on the chunky side or is it just me?"


Oh my God! There's gaining some pounds, and then there's way above normal weight. putting on a few pounds doesn't mean she's chunky. Women are farked. If your thin like Taylor Swift you're too thin and you need to eat some sammiches. Look like Katy Perry and you're called chunky, though Katy is probably close to a healthy weight.

I think a lot of Farkers who criticize women should just be given Real Dolls and sent on their way.

 
2013-01-20 11:57:59 PM

fusillade762: edmo:
Not to go all Studman69 here, but have her thighs gotten a tad on the chunky side or is it just me?


She has shapely, sexy legs. She's got the kind of legs most sex symbols had prior to the last couple of years when all the sudden the media decided women should have stick legs like the quadriplegic.
 
2013-01-21 12:02:16 AM
And just to point out the obvious, according to the definition of "chunky", she isn't.
 
2013-01-21 12:21:50 AM

skinink: And just to point out the obvious, according to the definition of "chunky", she isn't.


Not to go all "Peter Pan" on this subject...

Hold on, back in a jif...

Sorry about that, my buddy Skippy was calling...

Anyway, she's a skippy kinda dancer, right? I mean, you'd be a goober not to notice...

Damn squirrels...

Wonder what she looks like in a teddie...
 
2013-01-21 12:49:33 AM
You guys go check out Katy's evil twin wrestler Annie Social sometime...

\Would provide a link but I'm using an iPad right now for the first time.
 
2013-01-21 01:14:16 AM
I'd hit it until I was red, white, and blue.
 
2013-01-21 01:19:52 AM

KrispyKritter: she's a pig fame whore with limited talent and total willingness to do anything for celebrity. i'd wager she sucked many a tool on her way to the top.


you sound mad. does your asshole hurt still?
 
2013-01-21 01:24:40 AM
While not being the sharpest knife in the drawer I would still give her the best 11 seconds of my life...
 
2013-01-21 01:59:55 AM

Coelacanth: You guys go check out Katy's evil twin wrestler Annie Social sometime...

\Would provide a link but I'm using an iPad right now for the first time.


A GIS only turns up photos of some chubby chick with a pasty fivehead and cartoonishly fake boobs. I'm guessing the Annie Social you've seen hasn't gotten famous yet.

Link
Link
 
2013-01-21 02:07:10 AM
i877.photobucket.com

I do believe we have found the next
Wonder Woman

God Bless America
 
2013-01-21 05:26:16 AM

KrispyKritter: she's a pig fame whore with limited talent and total willingness to do anything for celebrity. i'd wager she sucked many a tool on her way to the top.



lol u mad
 
2013-01-21 07:16:31 AM
i.huffpost.com


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-21 08:08:18 AM

Raspil: KrispyKritter: she's a pig fame whore with limited talent and total willingness to do anything for celebrity. i'd wager she sucked many a tool on her way to the top.


lol u mad


he mad
 
2013-01-21 09:20:45 AM

born_yesterday: HotWingAgenda: CigaretteSmokingMan: ManateeGag: Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

she's kinda cute without makeup.  I'd throw her one.

[imgsrv.98pxy.com image 500x375]

Am I the only guy on the internet that looks at that photo and thinks, "hey, she's cute"? I mean, no makeup, in the dark with a flash, and she is just waking up... and she looks good. Her eyebrows aren't drawn on with a sharpy, she doesn't have fish lips. Guess my standards are too low.

No, Sir, you are not alone. She's cute.


Agreed, 100%.
 
2013-01-21 09:23:21 AM

skinink: "Not to go all Studman69 here, but have her thighs gotten a tad on the chunky side or is it just me?"
Oh my God! There's gaining some pounds, and then there's way above normal weight. putting on a few pounds doesn't mean she's chunky. Women are farked. If your thin like Taylor Swift you're too thin and you need to eat some sammiches. Look like Katy Perry and you're called chunky, though Katy is probably close to a healthy weight.

I think a lot of Farkers who criticize women should just be given Real Dolls and sent on their way.


Preach. We need to be done with the nasty ass waifs polluting the minds of women who not think being at the literal unhealthiest weight possible (underweight) is somehow desirable.

There's a word that has existed for a very long time for women whose bones are identifiable by sight from half a mile away: starving
 
2013-01-21 09:42:55 AM
I don't find her attractive.
 
2013-01-21 10:07:30 AM

airsupport: I don't find her attractive.


For some reason, I've had you favorited for some time as "irrational dislike of katy perry", and it always gives me a laugh when I see one of your posts in other, non-Perry areas of Fark.
 
2013-01-21 10:27:58 AM

ZeroCorpse: Rescue me from this torch song nightmare.


Step 1: Don't go into threads about her.
Step 2: See Step 1

You can save yourself, you know.
 
2013-01-21 12:20:11 PM

fusillade762: edmo: red5ish: This is not a flattering photograph.

LOL

For those without PS skillz, just wait ten years...

Not to go all Studman69 here, but have her thighs gotten a tad on the chunky side or is it just me?


I chose to accept that as a positive feature.
 
2013-01-21 01:07:26 PM
This is the weirdest Bioshock Infinite promotion I've seen yet. Why's Lincoln there?
 
2013-01-21 04:51:53 PM

croesius: airsupport: I don't find her attractive.

For some reason, I've had you favorited for some time as "irrational dislike of katy perry", and it always gives me a laugh when I see one of your posts in other, non-Perry areas of Fark.



LOL

Well, I used to post the "ugly middle of the night no makeup photo" a lot, until I saw how much it riled some people up. So, I chose to keep my decorum, not post the picture, and state my opinion as quietly and succinctly as possible. I'm not going to bleed my dislike onto other peoples' happiness if I can help it. One of my 2013 resolutions.

Is my aversion to Ms. Perry irrational? Probably. I should find her hot as hell, but for some reason I just don't.

:)
 
2013-01-21 05:11:23 PM
Salutes Miss Perry
 
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