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2013-01-20 06:23:05 PM  

fastfxr: I'm 43 and I like her and don't mind her music, though I don't listen.


Brunette, tits, sexy? Sign me up.

 
2013-01-20 06:31:02 PM  

thunderchunk jones: For some reason I thought she was Canadian.


For years this Canadian thought she was a Brit.
 
2013-01-20 06:33:04 PM  
I've seen Emily Blunt's boobies so she'll substitute as a standin for having not seen Katy Perry's or Zooey Dachanel's boobs.
 
2013-01-20 06:43:06 PM  

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


It turns out she's a singer.

Real strange twist, right?
 
2013-01-20 06:57:18 PM  
God bless her and her awesome boobage
 
2013-01-20 07:03:40 PM  
She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


you, sir, are totally ghey
 
2013-01-20 08:21:10 PM  
Does anyone else think that she's starting to look a little bit like Robert Smith of the Cure?
 
2013-01-20 08:29:44 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

you, sir, are totally ghey


You don't have to be polite...
..
..

He's gay.
 
2013-01-20 08:53:53 PM  

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


she's kinda cute without makeup.  I'd throw her one.
 
2013-01-20 09:01:27 PM  

ManateeGag: Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

she's kinda cute without makeup.  I'd throw her one.


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2013-01-20 09:05:44 PM  
I think this is the only really attractive pic:
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-01-20 10:15:45 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

you, sir, are totally ghey


You, sir are gagging on Obama's cawk.
 
2013-01-20 10:18:28 PM  
she's a pig fame whore with limited talent and total willingness to do anything for celebrity. i'd wager she sucked many a tool on her way to the top.
 
2013-01-20 10:23:58 PM  

KrispyKritter: she's a pig fame whore with limited talent and total willingness to do anything for celebrity. i'd wager she sucked many a tool on her way to the top.


But tell us how you really feel, no need to sugar coat it, we are all adults here.
 
2013-01-20 10:27:17 PM  

Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.


You know how I know you're gay? NTTAWWT.
 
2013-01-20 10:32:23 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: ManateeGag: Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

she's kinda cute without makeup.  I'd throw her one.

[imgsrv.98pxy.com image 500x375]


Am I the only guy on the internet that looks at that photo and thinks, "hey, she's cute"? I mean, no makeup, in the dark with a flash, and she is just waking up... and she looks good. Her eyebrows aren't drawn on with a sharpy, she doesn't have fish lips. Guess my standards are too low.
 
2013-01-20 10:37:25 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: She's starting to get thunder thighs.


She's ostensibly a dancer, so those are I believe, dancer thighs.

Course I like my women a little thick anyway.

KrispyKritter: she's a pig fame whore with limited talent and total willingness to do anything for celebrity. i'd wager she sucked many a tool on her way to the top.


Curious as to why you'd say that, I guess. She's clearly attractive to a lot of people, has a decent voice, is a good enough dancer, and has giant natural tits, and doesn't weight 400 lbs. Why would she have to suck cock to get....oh. Right. Because those are a dime a dozen.
 
2013-01-20 10:53:22 PM  

HotWingAgenda: CigaretteSmokingMan: ManateeGag: Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

she's kinda cute without makeup.  I'd throw her one.

[imgsrv.98pxy.com image 500x375]

Am I the only guy on the internet that looks at that photo and thinks, "hey, she's cute"? I mean, no makeup, in the dark with a flash, and she is just waking up... and she looks good. Her eyebrows aren't drawn on with a sharpy, she doesn't have fish lips. Guess my standards are too low.


No, Sir, you are not alone. She's cute.
 
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2013-01-20 11:31:51 PM  

fusillade762: edmo: red5ish: This is not a flattering photograph.

LOL

For those without PS skillz, just wait ten years...

Not to go all Studman69 here, but have her thighs gotten a tad on the chunky side or is it just me?


I think her legs look healthy for a change.
 
2013-01-20 11:46:59 PM  
She sang Teenage Dream at a kids' concert and people are concerned about her outfit?
 
2013-01-20 11:52:05 PM  
She's a remarkably average-looking girl who has a fantastic team of homosexuals who treat her like a Barbie doll. They paint her, and dress her, and push up her boobs, and turn her bland canvas of a body and face into the perfect drag queen, but with real boobs instead of fakes (so far).

And musically, she's a waste of eardrum vibrations. She's like pouring sugar directly into your ears.

If an artist can't sell albums without posing for mostly-naked pictures on their album cover, then it's a good sign that their music isn't the point, and not what the producers want you to pay attention to (because it sucks). So far, I'm not sure Ms. Perry has had a record without showing a fair amount of skin on it.

Basically, she's a gaudy stripper who sings. Rescue me from this torch song nightmare.
 
2013-01-20 11:56:52 PM  

"Not to go all Studman69 here, but have her thighs gotten a tad on the chunky side or is it just me?"


Oh my God! There's gaining some pounds, and then there's way above normal weight. putting on a few pounds doesn't mean she's chunky. Women are farked. If your thin like Taylor Swift you're too thin and you need to eat some sammiches. Look like Katy Perry and you're called chunky, though Katy is probably close to a healthy weight.

I think a lot of Farkers who criticize women should just be given Real Dolls and sent on their way.

 
2013-01-20 11:57:59 PM  

fusillade762: edmo:
Not to go all Studman69 here, but have her thighs gotten a tad on the chunky side or is it just me?


She has shapely, sexy legs. She's got the kind of legs most sex symbols had prior to the last couple of years when all the sudden the media decided women should have stick legs like the quadriplegic.
 
2013-01-21 12:02:16 AM  
And just to point out the obvious, according to the definition of "chunky", she isn't.
 
2013-01-21 12:21:50 AM  

skinink: And just to point out the obvious, according to the definition of "chunky", she isn't.


Not to go all "Peter Pan" on this subject...

Hold on, back in a jif...

Sorry about that, my buddy Skippy was calling...

Anyway, she's a skippy kinda dancer, right? I mean, you'd be a goober not to notice...

Damn squirrels...

Wonder what she looks like in a teddie...
 
2013-01-21 12:49:33 AM  
You guys go check out Katy's evil twin wrestler Annie Social sometime...

\Would provide a link but I'm using an iPad right now for the first time.
 
2013-01-21 01:14:16 AM  
I'd hit it until I was red, white, and blue.
 
2013-01-21 01:19:52 AM  

KrispyKritter: she's a pig fame whore with limited talent and total willingness to do anything for celebrity. i'd wager she sucked many a tool on her way to the top.


you sound mad. does your asshole hurt still?
 
2013-01-21 01:24:40 AM  
While not being the sharpest knife in the drawer I would still give her the best 11 seconds of my life...
 
2013-01-21 01:59:55 AM  

Coelacanth: You guys go check out Katy's evil twin wrestler Annie Social sometime...

\Would provide a link but I'm using an iPad right now for the first time.


A GIS only turns up photos of some chubby chick with a pasty fivehead and cartoonishly fake boobs. I'm guessing the Annie Social you've seen hasn't gotten famous yet.

Link
Link
 
2013-01-21 02:07:10 AM  
i877.photobucket.com

I do believe we have found the next
Wonder Woman

God Bless America
 
2013-01-21 05:26:16 AM  

KrispyKritter: she's a pig fame whore with limited talent and total willingness to do anything for celebrity. i'd wager she sucked many a tool on her way to the top.



lol u mad
 
2013-01-21 07:16:31 AM  
i.huffpost.com


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2013-01-21 08:08:18 AM  

Raspil: KrispyKritter: she's a pig fame whore with limited talent and total willingness to do anything for celebrity. i'd wager she sucked many a tool on her way to the top.


lol u mad


he mad
 
2013-01-21 09:20:45 AM  

born_yesterday: HotWingAgenda: CigaretteSmokingMan: ManateeGag: Bob Falfa: She has big boobs and a very 'meh' face.
I don't see the appeal.

she's kinda cute without makeup.  I'd throw her one.

[imgsrv.98pxy.com image 500x375]

Am I the only guy on the internet that looks at that photo and thinks, "hey, she's cute"? I mean, no makeup, in the dark with a flash, and she is just waking up... and she looks good. Her eyebrows aren't drawn on with a sharpy, she doesn't have fish lips. Guess my standards are too low.

No, Sir, you are not alone. She's cute.


Agreed, 100%.
 
2013-01-21 09:23:21 AM  

skinink: "Not to go all Studman69 here, but have her thighs gotten a tad on the chunky side or is it just me?"
Oh my God! There's gaining some pounds, and then there's way above normal weight. putting on a few pounds doesn't mean she's chunky. Women are farked. If your thin like Taylor Swift you're too thin and you need to eat some sammiches. Look like Katy Perry and you're called chunky, though Katy is probably close to a healthy weight.

I think a lot of Farkers who criticize women should just be given Real Dolls and sent on their way.


Preach. We need to be done with the nasty ass waifs polluting the minds of women who not think being at the literal unhealthiest weight possible (underweight) is somehow desirable.

There's a word that has existed for a very long time for women whose bones are identifiable by sight from half a mile away: starving
 
2013-01-21 09:42:55 AM  
I don't find her attractive.
 
2013-01-21 10:07:30 AM  

airsupport: I don't find her attractive.


For some reason, I've had you favorited for some time as "irrational dislike of katy perry", and it always gives me a laugh when I see one of your posts in other, non-Perry areas of Fark.
 
2013-01-21 10:27:58 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Rescue me from this torch song nightmare.


Step 1: Don't go into threads about her.
Step 2: See Step 1

You can save yourself, you know.
 
2013-01-21 12:20:11 PM  

fusillade762: edmo: red5ish: This is not a flattering photograph.

LOL

For those without PS skillz, just wait ten years...

Not to go all Studman69 here, but have her thighs gotten a tad on the chunky side or is it just me?


I chose to accept that as a positive feature.
 
2013-01-21 01:07:26 PM  
This is the weirdest Bioshock Infinite promotion I've seen yet. Why's Lincoln there?
 
2013-01-21 04:51:53 PM  

croesius: airsupport: I don't find her attractive.

For some reason, I've had you favorited for some time as "irrational dislike of katy perry", and it always gives me a laugh when I see one of your posts in other, non-Perry areas of Fark.



LOL

Well, I used to post the "ugly middle of the night no makeup photo" a lot, until I saw how much it riled some people up. So, I chose to keep my decorum, not post the picture, and state my opinion as quietly and succinctly as possible. I'm not going to bleed my dislike onto other peoples' happiness if I can help it. One of my 2013 resolutions.

Is my aversion to Ms. Perry irrational? Probably. I should find her hot as hell, but for some reason I just don't.

:)
 
2013-01-21 05:11:23 PM  
Salutes Miss Perry
 
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