[taps floor lightly with bamboo tea ladle]
*involuntarily shiats pants*
Heron: I've got some great ideas about how to reduce suicide rates; quit doping your soldiers with speed, putting them back on the line before their mandatory rest period is up, and forcing them into multiple back-to-back tours contrary to established regulation. We made those rules during WWII, Korea, and Vietnam for a god-damn reason you asses. Something else that might help them not kill themselves? Quit using basic to brain-wash people into thinking their girlfriends are whores, their family doesn't love them, and that the only thing in the world they can rely on is the Same farking Corps which forgets about them the minute their demobilize. Maybe try that you stupid, heartless sons of biatches.
liam76: sheep snorter: christians hate yoga, because it is tied to the hindu type religion, which believes in reincarnation, therefor it is evil and must be abolished./christians also hate Buddhists as they also believe in reincarnation.///christians hate acupuncture because Buddhists.//And in a few weeks, christians celebrate zombie jesus and his resurrection/reincarnation.//I celebrate the chocolate bunny god by eating his disciples.That kind of religious ignorance against christian is far too common on Fark.
sheep snorter: christians hate yoga, because it is tied to the hindu type religion, which believes in reincarnation, therefor it is evil and must be abolished.
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