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(Yahoo)   All right marines, the Corps wants you to be a serene lotus blossom floating on sea of lava. You WILL achieve oneness with universal consciousness of all living things, you maggots   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 14
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2013-01-20 04:45:21 PM  
2 votes:
[taps floor lightly with bamboo tea ladle]

A disciple of another sect once came to the AI Master Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.

"I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy."

Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster, saying: "I wish the toaster to be happy, too."
2013-01-20 04:02:10 PM  
2 votes:
collider.com
2013-01-20 03:53:01 PM  
2 votes:
awww..they can break out the yoga mats after a hard day of baby killin for Exxon..

what will they think of next...
2013-01-20 03:51:44 PM  
2 votes:
christians hate yoga, because it is tied to the hindu type religion, which believes in reincarnation, therefor it is evil and must be abolished.

/christians also hate Buddhists as they also believe in reincarnation.
///christians hate acupuncture because Buddhists.
//And in a few weeks, christians celebrate zombie jesus and his resurrection/reincarnation.
//I celebrate the chocolate bunny god by eating his disciples.
2013-01-20 03:46:52 PM  
2 votes:
www.majhost.com

Truth is beauty! Beauty is truth, sir!
2013-01-20 02:48:03 PM  
2 votes:
www.slate.com

Your sat-guru.
2013-01-21 01:24:32 AM  
1 votes:
OK, which crazy in PsiCorps finally got on Dubya's case?

Hahahahahahah.
2013-01-20 10:00:30 PM  
1 votes:
Haliburton Cummings: awww..they can break out the yoga mats after a hard day of bLLLAAAAGGHHhhhffrrgghhhh *involuntarily shiats pants*

Oh dear, I really should have warned you about that.

Someone on the Joint Chiefs of Staff just figured out how to read minds.
2013-01-20 07:38:06 PM  
1 votes:

Heron: I've got some great ideas about how to reduce suicide rates; quit doping your soldiers with speed, putting them back on the line before their mandatory rest period is up, and forcing them into multiple back-to-back tours contrary to established regulation. We made those rules during WWII, Korea, and Vietnam for a god-damn reason you asses. Something else that might help them not kill themselves? Quit using basic to brain-wash people into thinking their girlfriends are whores, their family doesn't love them, and that the only thing in the world they can rely on is the Same farking Corps which forgets about them the minute their demobilize. Maybe try that you stupid, heartless sons of biatches.


Nobody loved me the way the Corps loved me.
/Except that "date" in Olongapo
2013-01-20 05:13:55 PM  
1 votes:
[carefully pours tea into OscarTamerz' cup]

It's white tea, you see.

[keeps pouring until the cup overflows]

Quite scalding too. I just brewed it.

[keeps pouring...]
2013-01-20 04:34:57 PM  
1 votes:
smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net

It's been done
2013-01-20 04:23:49 PM  
1 votes:

liam76: sheep snorter: christians hate yoga, because it is tied to the hindu type religion, which believes in reincarnation, therefor it is evil and must be abolished.

/christians also hate Buddhists as they also believe in reincarnation.
///christians hate acupuncture because Buddhists.
//And in a few weeks, christians celebrate zombie jesus and his resurrection/reincarnation.
//I celebrate the chocolate bunny god by eating his disciples.

That kind of religious ignorance against christian is far too common on Fark.


akpartikonyaalti.com
2013-01-20 04:10:39 PM  
1 votes:

sheep snorter: christians hate yoga, because it is tied to the hindu type religion, which believes in reincarnation, therefor it is evil and must be abolished.


this is weird to me, I do yoga 3 to 4 times a week and have never had an instructor try to convert me.

unlike christians who won't let me watch a football game without letting me their favorite bible verse.
2013-01-20 03:51:44 PM  
1 votes:
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting."
--Sun Tzu


You heard the man, troops. Jedi mind tricks, on the double!
 
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