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(KSL Salt Lake City)   Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock...House   (ksl.com) divider line 39
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2013-01-20 02:50:52 PM  
Interesting. FTFA:
 
2013-01-20 03:26:05 PM  
*shrugs*

Well that's what you get when you start building subdivisions in places houses shouldn't even be built:

Greater odds.
 
2013-01-20 03:28:16 PM  
Yeah, the husband was not at home because he was up on the ridge trying to dislodge a boulder to kill his wife!
 
2013-01-20 03:30:55 PM  
She is no longer a Rolling Stones fan.
 
2013-01-20 03:33:02 PM  
Maybe the husband was trying to stop the mailman. By the time he gets out there he's pretty well liquored up 'n pissed off.
 
2013-01-20 03:34:37 PM  
not impressed
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2013-01-20 03:34:44 PM  
www.mysafetysign.com
 
2013-01-20 03:39:53 PM  
static.ddmcdn.com
 
2013-01-20 03:40:30 PM  
Purple monkey dinosaur.
 
2013-01-20 03:43:51 PM  
ispr.info
 
2013-01-20 03:48:13 PM  
Bazinga.
 
2013-01-20 03:53:14 PM  

whidbey: *shrugs*

Well that's what you get when you start building subdivisions in places houses shouldn't even be built:

Greater odds.


Came here to say pretty much this.
 
2013-01-20 03:57:37 PM  
Does anyone remember the rules to Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock? (Or even if that's the correct name?)

Oh, and, bazinga!
 
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2013-01-20 04:01:39 PM  

dopekitty74: whidbey: *shrugs*

Well that's what you get when you start building subdivisions in places houses shouldn't even be built:

Greater odds.

Came here to say pretty much this.


Me too.
 
2013-01-20 04:01:52 PM  

endosymbiont: Does anyone remember the rules to Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock? (Or even if that's the correct name?)

Oh, and, bazinga!


Sheldon explains
 
2013-01-20 04:03:12 PM  
Lupus beats House
 
2013-01-20 04:04:23 PM  

endosymbiont: Does anyone remember the rules to Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock? (Or even if that's the correct name?)

Oh, and, bazinga!


www.ignitesaltlake.com
 
2013-01-20 04:15:22 PM  

Donnchadha: Lupus beats House


It's NEVER lupus.

...until it actually is.
 
2013-01-20 04:17:38 PM  
Sure Spock beats rock because he can mind meld with it, but Spock never fought the "lizard". That was Kirk. Of course, you can't introduce Kirk into the game, it'll just overpower everything. Even if Kirk could lose, you'd get infinite tries to get it right due to the ribbon.  The whole game is flawed.
 
2013-01-20 04:27:54 PM  

Gunny Walker: Sure Spock beats rock because he can mind meld with it, but Spock never fought the "lizard". That was Kirk. Of course, you can't introduce Kirk into the game, it'll just overpower everything. Even if Kirk could lose, you'd get infinite tries to get it right due to the ribbon.  The whole game is flawed.


Picard. That is all.
 
2013-01-20 04:30:02 PM  
img.ksl.com

Is this the boulder?

Looks like an awful big roll
 
2013-01-20 04:31:54 PM  
users.zoominternet.net
 
2013-01-20 04:34:56 PM  

fatkidinabeenie: [users.zoominternet.net image 635x356]


Is that for real?

You mean they could have REMOVED it before building all that shiat?

Let me guess--it's on someone else's property.

Bonus if it's public land.
 
2013-01-20 04:37:42 PM  
Actually fatkidinabeenie it's the house south-west of the one you pointed out. Look closer.
 
2013-01-20 04:46:41 PM  
St. George police have not returned calls from KSL News inquiring about the incident.

It's safe to say that the suspect is in custody and isn't going anywhere soon.
 
2013-01-20 04:49:00 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Maybe the husband was trying to stop the mailman. By the time he gets out there he's pretty well liquored up 'n pissed off.


Her husband was in the bathroom at the time barfing up the record number of sheep testicles he had eaten the night before.

/'Funny farm' for those of you who don't get it
 
2013-01-20 04:58:46 PM  

eraser8: Sheldon explains


Scissors cuts paper; paper covers rock; rock crushes lizard; lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; scissors decapitates lizard; lizard eats paper; paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock, and rock crushes scissors.

(too much free time on my hands.)
 
2013-01-20 05:03:48 PM  
Roadhouse.
 
2013-01-20 05:09:29 PM  

Killroy69: Actually fatkidinabeenie it's the house south-west of the one you pointed out. Look closer.


I see now I do have the wrong house, and it does still appear to be a smaller boulder directly south of the one I have circled, that is also more than likely the boulder in question.
 
2013-01-20 05:17:12 PM  
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
 
2013-01-20 06:03:15 PM  
I think it's safe to say that Rock beats House.
 
2013-01-20 06:19:22 PM  
Oh, well, if you can't move to Boulder...
 
2013-01-20 07:40:21 PM  
Well that's what you get when you start building subdivisions in places houses shouldn't even be built:

The video portion mentioned that a housing development was going up on the top of the hill. Can't blame the woman too much if someone carelessly undermined the boulder and sent it her way when it had been stable for years.

St. George police have not returned calls from KSL News inquiring about the incident.

It's safe to say that the suspect is in custody and isn't going anywhere soon.


I think they may be referring to who caused the rock to roll, though your comment did make me lol.
 
2013-01-20 09:03:50 PM  
If she thinks it's bad now, wait until Don Logan shows up at her house.
 
2013-01-20 11:56:54 PM  
It was only a matter of time:
colotto.com
 
2013-01-21 12:17:59 AM  

rfenster: It was only a matter of time:
colotto.com


Soon.
 
2013-01-21 02:10:42 AM  
Roadhouse....
 
2013-01-21 07:35:41 AM  
no "Tommy Boy" references?
 
2013-01-21 07:41:04 AM  
wow, I'm an idiot.

"Black Sheep" references.

/"that kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!"
 
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