Lorelle: Those fake tits should help keep her warm.
Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x480]right 2013
Apos: STOP. THE. PRESSES.
BarkingUnicorn: Jeebus, her bio is pathetic. She comes from a family of dance instructors who were sexually abused as children. She's dropped out of college twice. She's lived in 6 different locations since 2008. She hit NYC with $1000 and found a sugar daddy named Charmel Maynard who works at JPMorgan. All that's missing is a meth conviction.This is the epitome of American womanhood.
dahmers love zombie: Lorelle: Those fake tits should help keep her warm.Does anyone else think when they do these pageants they should introduce the contestants, tell where they're from, and announce what major work they've had done? Just to keep stuff on the up-and-up?"And announcing Miss Florida, Gigi Rodriguez, She's 21 years old, with breasts from Plastic Surgery Associates of Central Florida, Lips from Dr. Plumpers, butt implants from Baby's Back Docs of Tampa, and a fresh new nose from Dr. Manny Rosen of Rosen, Rosen, and Liebowicz, Esthetic Surgeons Inc."
SecretAgentWoman: Holy crap, has a chance to attend an historic ceremony, but has never heard of a coat.
jht: varmitydog: I could have sworn that Miss America was some Italian girl from Rhode Island. Was that last year or are there more than one of these things?I think that's Miss USA, who won Miss Universe. Miss America is the one that was in Atlantic City forever and then went onto some obscure cable channel. Trump owns the USA/Universe one so it's a bonus reason to not watch it.
Coco LaFemme: My boyfriend was happy that Miss New York won, since he's from Manhattan, but was disappointed to find out that she's not from New York City. He said he'd love to see a Miss America that talked like Rosie Perez.
dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x480]right 2013She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.
Glancing Blow: I know, I'm a pig.[abcnews.go.com image 478x269]
left - 2010
ekdikeo4: snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck. Get her a blanket for her stable.I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?[i1.ezinemark.com image 442x600][c.o0bc.com image 215x350]Pretty sure that's long face-y.
ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck. Get her a blanket for her stable.
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