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(Boston.com)   Miss America won't be going to the inauguration because it's too cold outside   (boston.com) divider line 28
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jbc [TotalFark]
2013-01-20 11:24:32 AM
10 votes:
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have coats and, uh, I believe that our weather like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our weather over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our climate for our children.
2013-01-20 01:55:43 PM
6 votes:

Lorelle: Those fake tits should help keep her warm.


Does anyone else think when they do these pageants they should introduce the contestants, tell where they're from, and announce what major work they've had done?  Just to keep stuff on the up-and-up?

"And announcing Miss Florida, Gigi Rodriguez, She's 21 years old, with breasts from Plastic Surgery Associates of Central Florida, Lips from Dr. Plumpers, butt implants from Baby's Back Docs of Tampa, and a fresh new nose from Dr. Manny Rosen of Rosen, Rosen, and Liebowicz, Esthetic Surgeons Inc."
2013-01-20 04:01:06 PM
5 votes:

Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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Below 2024
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2013-01-20 12:11:40 PM
5 votes:
You can't tell me Trump doesn't have a closet full of old toupees she can staple together
2013-01-20 03:12:24 PM
3 votes:
Someone did tell her she doesn't have to wear a bikini, right?
2013-01-20 02:20:32 PM
3 votes:
The secret to staying warm is to think of how that secrit muslin commiefascist is destroying America. Your existential, impotent rage can keep you toasty during all the complicated words and speechy business.
2013-01-20 12:39:54 PM
3 votes:

Apos: STOP. THE. PRESSES.


SHUT.

DOWN.

EVERYTHING.
2013-01-20 03:22:03 PM
2 votes:
I can't go to Alabama because it's too obese, uneducated, and bigoted.
2013-01-20 02:50:29 PM
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Jeebus, her bio is pathetic.  She comes from a family of dance instructors who were sexually abused as children. She's dropped out of college twice.  She's lived in 6 different locations since 2008.  She hit NYC with $1000 and found a sugar daddy named Charmel Maynard who works at JPMorgan.  All that's missing is a meth conviction.

This is the epitome of American womanhood.


you're writing of a gold digging woman who is willing to make her way in the world solely on how others judge her physical appearance. in a country filled with competent, hard working and stable women she is a rare freak indeed, USA hater.
2013-01-20 02:06:57 PM
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Lorelle: Those fake tits should help keep her warm.

Does anyone else think when they do these pageants they should introduce the contestants, tell where they're from, and announce what major work they've had done?  Just to keep stuff on the up-and-up?

"And announcing Miss Florida, Gigi Rodriguez, She's 21 years old, with breasts from Plastic Surgery Associates of Central Florida, Lips from Dr. Plumpers, butt implants from Baby's Back Docs of Tampa, and a fresh new nose from Dr. Manny Rosen of Rosen, Rosen, and Liebowicz, Esthetic Surgeons Inc."


Sponsor patches on the gowns and swimsuits

/Like NASCAR fire suits
2013-01-20 12:27:56 PM
2 votes:
Jeebus, her bio is pathetic.  She comes from a family of dance instructors who were sexually abused as children. She's dropped out of college twice.  She's lived in 6 different locations since 2008.  She hit NYC with $1000 and found a sugar daddy named Charmel Maynard who works at JPMorgan.  All that's missing is a meth conviction.

This is the epitome of American womanhood.
2013-01-20 11:46:48 AM
2 votes:
Holy crap, has a chance to attend an historic ceremony, but has never heard of a coat.
2013-01-20 11:43:50 AM
2 votes:
I'm freezin my nips off out here.
2013-01-20 11:25:31 AM
2 votes:
There are already enough dimwits attending.
2013-01-21 12:22:01 PM
1 votes:
So, did she come? To the inauguration, I mean?
2013-01-20 10:10:00 PM
1 votes:
That was an incredibly graceless answer from someone who's supposed to be some kind of ambassador of something. Not spokesmodel material IMHO.
2013-01-20 05:36:27 PM
1 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: Holy crap, has a chance to attend an historic ceremony, but has never heard of a coat.


She got advice from Tim Thomas.
2013-01-20 04:17:49 PM
1 votes:

jht: varmitydog: I could have sworn that Miss America was some Italian girl from Rhode Island. Was that last year or are there more than one of these things?

I think that's Miss USA, who won Miss Universe. Miss America is the one that was in Atlantic City forever and then went onto some obscure cable channel. Trump owns the USA/Universe one so it's a bonus reason to not watch it.


I never watched any of these to begin with so I guess my job is done.
2013-01-20 03:55:36 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: My boyfriend was happy that Miss New York won, since he's from Manhattan, but was disappointed to find out that she's not from New York City.  He said he'd love to see a Miss America that talked like Rosie Perez.


He never heard of Bess Myerson? I know she won Miss America before he was born - hell, before his mother was born - but she's as Noo Yawk as they come, straight from da Bronx.
2013-01-20 03:32:04 PM
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.


You damn skippy!!
2013-01-20 03:02:14 PM
1 votes:
I find most women attractive. Pretty sure all the women who have been in contention for Miss America looked good enough for me to think they are beautiful. Guys, take it easy on the ladies.
Ladies, remember that there are a lot of guys like me. You look as good as you treat us.
2013-01-20 03:00:59 PM
1 votes:

Glancing Blow: I know, I'm a pig.

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Roundmouth from eating bananas?
2013-01-20 02:57:12 PM
1 votes:

left - 2010
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2013-01-20 02:56:18 PM
1 votes:

ekdikeo4: snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.

I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?

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Pretty sure that's long face-y.


Neigh.

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2013-01-20 01:56:21 PM
1 votes:
My boyfriend was happy that Miss New York won, since he's from Manhattan, but was disappointed to find out that she's not from New York City.  He said he'd love to see a Miss America that talked like Rosie Perez.
2013-01-20 12:31:40 PM
1 votes:
ideological / meteorological  maybe she got confused.
2013-01-20 12:05:35 PM
1 votes:

ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.


Stop forcing your gay culture on me!
2013-01-20 11:59:07 AM
1 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: Holy crap, has a chance to attend an historic ceremony, but has never heard of a coat.


Pretty much what I was thinking...

With an added "free ticket" thrown in.
 
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