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(Boston.com)   Miss America won't be going to the inauguration because it's too cold outside   (boston.com) divider line 40
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2013-01-20 01:55:43 PM  
6 votes:

Lorelle: Those fake tits should help keep her warm.


Does anyone else think when they do these pageants they should introduce the contestants, tell where they're from, and announce what major work they've had done?  Just to keep stuff on the up-and-up?

"And announcing Miss Florida, Gigi Rodriguez, She's 21 years old, with breasts from Plastic Surgery Associates of Central Florida, Lips from Dr. Plumpers, butt implants from Baby's Back Docs of Tampa, and a fresh new nose from Dr. Manny Rosen of Rosen, Rosen, and Liebowicz, Esthetic Surgeons Inc."
2013-01-20 03:02:14 PM  
4 votes:
I find most women attractive. Pretty sure all the women who have been in contention for Miss America looked good enough for me to think they are beautiful. Guys, take it easy on the ladies.
Ladies, remember that there are a lot of guys like me. You look as good as you treat us.
2013-01-20 11:46:48 AM  
4 votes:
Holy crap, has a chance to attend an historic ceremony, but has never heard of a coat.
2013-01-20 02:46:37 PM  
3 votes:
It feels like spring outside here in DC. It's t-shirt weather.
2013-01-20 10:10:00 PM  
2 votes:
That was an incredibly graceless answer from someone who's supposed to be some kind of ambassador of something. Not spokesmodel material IMHO.
jht [TotalFark]
2013-01-20 04:12:39 PM  
2 votes:

varmitydog: I could have sworn that Miss America was some Italian girl from Rhode Island. Was that last year or are there more than one of these things?


I think that's Miss USA, who won Miss Universe. Miss America is the one that was in Atlantic City forever and then went onto some obscure cable channel. Trump owns the USA/Universe one so it's a bonus reason to not watch it.
2013-01-20 03:09:17 PM  
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.


Gals with curves bending to the popular notion that thin is better. Next thing, they'll be waxing their lady parts..
2013-01-20 03:09:01 PM  
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.


This
2013-01-20 03:04:23 PM  
2 votes:

Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.
2013-01-20 02:59:37 PM  
2 votes:
Man, our standards are slipping as a nation.
2013-01-20 02:50:43 PM  
2 votes:

snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.

I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?


I am not sure what that is, but it is not real and it is not pretty.
2013-01-20 02:48:43 PM  
2 votes:
I guess the people claiming that because she was originally from Alabama she wasn't really a New Yorker were right.
2013-01-20 11:51:00 AM  
2 votes:

ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.


I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?

i1.ezinemark.com
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-01-20 11:24:32 AM  
2 votes:
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have coats and, uh, I believe that our weather like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our weather over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our climate for our children.
2013-01-20 11:09:53 AM  
2 votes:
That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.
2013-01-21 12:10:25 AM  
1 votes:
Isn't this the dumb biatch's job? What else does she have to do?
2013-01-20 05:44:14 PM  
1 votes:

spidermilk: smoothvirus: In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.

I am soooo sick of people complaining about the cold. If you are cold, you need to wear warmer clothes. Period. The end. The secretary at our work place doesn't wear a coat because she parks her car in the garage and close to our building and 'doesn't have to go inside'. WTF would she do if her car broke down? Just buy some warm clothes people!

If you just buy one good coat, gloves, hat, and then wear natural fiber layers you should not be cold unless it is 10 deg F or less. She could wear a dress with underarmor underneath, tights (and underarmor), a long-ish wool coat, knee high or higher boots with wool socks, leather gloves, wool hat- no way she could possibly cold.

Not owning warm clothes is just stupid, what if your power went out and you had no heat?


How much did Underarmor pay you for that post?

Just kidding. I used to love that shiat back when I played judo and karate. No rugburn, and all the sweat comes off with the shirt. I never used it for warmth though. I'm an old-school thermal shirt guy.
2013-01-20 04:43:27 PM  
1 votes:
This thread is supposed to be about cold nipples

www.freepspwallpaper.co.uk

You're welcome. Now, keep it going
2013-01-20 04:31:20 PM  
1 votes:

spidermilk: smoothvirus: In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.

I am soooo sick of people complaining about the cold. If you are cold, you need to wear warmer clothes. Period. The end. The secretary at our work place doesn't wear a coat because she parks her car in the garage and close to our building and 'doesn't have to go inside'. WTF would she do if her car broke down? Just buy some warm clothes people!

If you just buy one good coat, gloves, hat, and then wear natural fiber layers you should not be cold unless it is 10 deg F or less. She could wear a dress with underarmor underneath, tights (and underarmor), a long-ish wool coat, knee high or higher boots with wool socks, leather gloves, wool hat- no way she could possibly cold.

Not owning warm clothes is just stupid, what if your power went out and you had no heat?


She lives in Brooklyn so she must own a warm coat. She's also from Alabama so I wouldn't be surprised if it was really an anti-Obama thing.

I get what you're saying about people not dressing properly. I live a few blocks from a university. Every day I see 20-year-old hipsters standing on the corner and shivering because they're too cool to wear something that will protect them from the cold.

I also know someone who lives in an apartment building with an underground parking garage who also has an indoor garage at work. I doubt she spends more than 20 minutes exposed to the outside air during the work week.
2013-01-20 04:13:31 PM  
1 votes:

Parmenius: dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.

Ditto.


Yep.
2013-01-20 04:08:25 PM  
1 votes:

Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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i'll take the 2010 edition, tyvm
2013-01-20 04:01:06 PM  
1 votes:

Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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Below 2024
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2013-01-20 03:50:29 PM  
1 votes:
I did not vote for the man, but I'd go the the inauguration if invited, cold or not.
2013-01-20 03:32:24 PM  
1 votes:
I fail to see why this is anything close to being a big deal.

Also, Miss America is so 20th Century. It would be nice if we finally admitted as a society that we've outgrown it.
2013-01-20 03:30:56 PM  
1 votes:
1. Put on a damned coat and hat!
2. If you do not go then at least give your ticket to someone.
2013-01-20 03:30:25 PM  
1 votes:

Parmenius: dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.

Ditto.


Thirded.

/I'll be in my bunk
2013-01-20 03:24:26 PM  
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.


Ditto.
2013-01-20 03:23:00 PM  
1 votes:
They should have crowned Musberger's crush instead.
2013-01-20 03:22:03 PM  
1 votes:
I can't go to Alabama because it's too obese, uneducated, and bigoted.
2013-01-20 03:17:51 PM  
1 votes:
Miss America won't be going to the inauguration because it's too cold outside she's too vapid to understand what an honor it is.
2013-01-20 02:57:12 PM  
1 votes:

left - 2010
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2013-01-20 02:48:24 PM  
1 votes:
In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.
2013-01-20 02:20:32 PM  
1 votes:
The secret to staying warm is to think of how that secrit muslin commiefascist is destroying America. Your existential, impotent rage can keep you toasty during all the complicated words and speechy business.
2013-01-20 02:08:09 PM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: STOP. THE. PRESSES.

SHUT.

DOWN.

EVERYTHING.


*nods*
2013-01-20 01:56:21 PM  
1 votes:
My boyfriend was happy that Miss New York won, since he's from Manhattan, but was disappointed to find out that she's not from New York City.  He said he'd love to see a Miss America that talked like Rosie Perez.
2013-01-20 12:27:56 PM  
1 votes:
Jeebus, her bio is pathetic.  She comes from a family of dance instructors who were sexually abused as children. She's dropped out of college twice.  She's lived in 6 different locations since 2008.  She hit NYC with $1000 and found a sugar daddy named Charmel Maynard who works at JPMorgan.  All that's missing is a meth conviction.

This is the epitome of American womanhood.
2013-01-20 12:05:35 PM  
1 votes:

ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.


Stop forcing your gay culture on me!
2013-01-20 11:59:07 AM  
1 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: Holy crap, has a chance to attend an historic ceremony, but has never heard of a coat.


Pretty much what I was thinking...

With an added "free ticket" thrown in.
2013-01-20 11:37:02 AM  
1 votes:
She didn't want her lips to turn blue.
2013-01-20 11:14:09 AM  
1 votes:
STOP. THE. PRESSES.
 
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