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2013-01-20 11:09:53 AM  
That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.
 
2013-01-20 11:14:09 AM  
STOP. THE. PRESSES.
 
2013-01-20 11:17:44 AM  
And not a single f*ck was given that day
 
2013-01-20 11:21:56 AM  

Apos: STOP. THE. PRESSES.


This is a Big Farking Deal.
 
2013-01-20 11:22:47 AM  
She shares my bday

A few years younger than me, but still
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-01-20 11:24:32 AM  
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have coats and, uh, I believe that our weather like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our weather over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our climate for our children.
 
2013-01-20 11:25:31 AM  
There are already enough dimwits attending.
 
2013-01-20 11:37:02 AM  
She didn't want her lips to turn blue.
 
2013-01-20 11:43:50 AM  
I'm freezin my nips off out here.
 
2013-01-20 11:46:48 AM  
Holy crap, has a chance to attend an historic ceremony, but has never heard of a coat.
 
2013-01-20 11:51:00 AM  

ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.


I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?

i1.ezinemark.com
 
2013-01-20 11:59:07 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: Holy crap, has a chance to attend an historic ceremony, but has never heard of a coat.


Pretty much what I was thinking...

With an added "free ticket" thrown in.
 
2013-01-20 12:05:35 PM  

ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.


Stop forcing your gay culture on me!
 
2013-01-20 12:11:40 PM  
You can't tell me Trump doesn't have a closet full of old toupees she can staple together
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-20 12:13:56 PM  

snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.

I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?

[i1.ezinemark.com image 442x600]


She has bony knees.
 
2013-01-20 12:27:56 PM  
Jeebus, her bio is pathetic.  She comes from a family of dance instructors who were sexually abused as children. She's dropped out of college twice.  She's lived in 6 different locations since 2008.  She hit NYC with $1000 and found a sugar daddy named Charmel Maynard who works at JPMorgan.  All that's missing is a meth conviction.

This is the epitome of American womanhood.
 
2013-01-20 12:31:40 PM  
ideological / meteorological  maybe she got confused.
 
2013-01-20 12:36:38 PM  

snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.

I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?

[i1.ezinemark.com image 442x600]


c.o0bc.com

Pretty sure that's long face-y.
 
2013-01-20 12:39:54 PM  

Apos: STOP. THE. PRESSES.


SHUT.

DOWN.

EVERYTHING.
 
2013-01-20 01:08:40 PM  
Those fake tits should help keep her warm.
 
2013-01-20 01:55:43 PM  

Lorelle: Those fake tits should help keep her warm.


Does anyone else think when they do these pageants they should introduce the contestants, tell where they're from, and announce what major work they've had done?  Just to keep stuff on the up-and-up?

"And announcing Miss Florida, Gigi Rodriguez, She's 21 years old, with breasts from Plastic Surgery Associates of Central Florida, Lips from Dr. Plumpers, butt implants from Baby's Back Docs of Tampa, and a fresh new nose from Dr. Manny Rosen of Rosen, Rosen, and Liebowicz, Esthetic Surgeons Inc."
 
2013-01-20 01:56:21 PM  
My boyfriend was happy that Miss New York won, since he's from Manhattan, but was disappointed to find out that she's not from New York City.  He said he'd love to see a Miss America that talked like Rosie Perez.
 
2013-01-20 02:04:46 PM  

Coco LaFemme: he'd love to see a Miss America that talked like Rosie Perez.


Ha, that would be awesome.
 
2013-01-20 02:06:57 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Lorelle: Those fake tits should help keep her warm.

Does anyone else think when they do these pageants they should introduce the contestants, tell where they're from, and announce what major work they've had done?  Just to keep stuff on the up-and-up?

"And announcing Miss Florida, Gigi Rodriguez, She's 21 years old, with breasts from Plastic Surgery Associates of Central Florida, Lips from Dr. Plumpers, butt implants from Baby's Back Docs of Tampa, and a fresh new nose from Dr. Manny Rosen of Rosen, Rosen, and Liebowicz, Esthetic Surgeons Inc."


Sponsor patches on the gowns and swimsuits

/Like NASCAR fire suits
 
2013-01-20 02:08:09 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: STOP. THE. PRESSES.

SHUT.

DOWN.

EVERYTHING.


*nods*
 
2013-01-20 02:19:09 PM  
The real  inauguration was about two hours ago tomorrow is just an reenactment.
 
2013-01-20 02:20:32 PM  
The secret to staying warm is to think of how that secrit muslin commiefascist is destroying America. Your existential, impotent rage can keep you toasty during all the complicated words and speechy business.
 
2013-01-20 02:46:37 PM  
It feels like spring outside here in DC. It's t-shirt weather.
 
2013-01-20 02:46:40 PM  
So The Donald won't foot the bill?
 
2013-01-20 02:46:51 PM  

jbc: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have coats and, uh, I believe that our weather like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our weather over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our climate for our children.


*snerk*
 
2013-01-20 02:48:24 PM  
In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.
 
2013-01-20 02:48:28 PM  
I know, I'm a pig.

abcnews.go.com
 
2013-01-20 02:48:43 PM  
I guess the people claiming that because she was originally from Alabama she wasn't really a New Yorker were right.
 
2013-01-20 02:50:29 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Jeebus, her bio is pathetic.  She comes from a family of dance instructors who were sexually abused as children. She's dropped out of college twice.  She's lived in 6 different locations since 2008.  She hit NYC with $1000 and found a sugar daddy named Charmel Maynard who works at JPMorgan.  All that's missing is a meth conviction.

This is the epitome of American womanhood.


you're writing of a gold digging woman who is willing to make her way in the world solely on how others judge her physical appearance. in a country filled with competent, hard working and stable women she is a rare freak indeed, USA hater.
 
2013-01-20 02:50:43 PM  

snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.

I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?


I am not sure what that is, but it is not real and it is not pretty.
 
2013-01-20 02:53:19 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: You can't tell me Trump doesn't have a closet full of old toupees she can staple together


Nice visual.

It got a good laugh out of me.
 
2013-01-20 02:54:02 PM  
Is it a nipple thing she's worried about?
 
2013-01-20 02:55:40 PM  
Obama is having an inauguration? And not a single fark was given that day.
 
2013-01-20 02:56:18 PM  

ekdikeo4: snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.

I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?

[i1.ezinemark.com image 442x600]

[c.o0bc.com image 215x350]

Pretty sure that's long face-y.


Neigh.

i1171.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-20 02:57:12 PM  

left - 2010
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

right 2013
 
2013-01-20 02:57:34 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Jeebus, her bio is pathetic.  She comes from a family of dance instructors who were sexually abused as children. She's dropped out of college twice.  She's lived in 6 different locations since 2008.  She hit NYC with $1000 and found a sugar daddy named Charmel Maynard who works at JPMorgan.  All that's missing is a meth conviction.

This is the epitome of American womanhood.


ftfy
 
2013-01-20 02:59:37 PM  
Man, our standards are slipping as a nation.
 
2013-01-20 02:59:49 PM  
Guess they'll have to dust off the old Koran again.
 
2013-01-20 03:00:59 PM  

Glancing Blow: I know, I'm a pig.

[abcnews.go.com image 478x269]


Roundmouth from eating bananas?
 
2013-01-20 03:02:14 PM  
I find most women attractive. Pretty sure all the women who have been in contention for Miss America looked good enough for me to think they are beautiful. Guys, take it easy on the ladies.
Ladies, remember that there are a lot of guys like me. You look as good as you treat us.
 
2013-01-20 03:02:24 PM  
When is that thing anyway?
 
2013-01-20 03:04:23 PM  

bighairyguy: Is it a nipple thing she's worried about?


Dude, come on. She's from Alabama. You do the math...
 
2013-01-20 03:04:23 PM  

Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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right 2013


She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.
 
2013-01-20 03:09:01 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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right 2013

She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.


This
 
2013-01-20 03:09:17 PM  
What chapel hat pegs might look like:

img3.etsystatic.com
 
2013-01-20 03:09:17 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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right 2013

She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.


Gals with curves bending to the popular notion that thin is better. Next thing, they'll be waxing their lady parts..
 
2013-01-20 03:12:24 PM  
Someone did tell her she doesn't have to wear a bikini, right?
 
2013-01-20 03:14:33 PM  

rev. dave: I find most women attractive. Pretty sure all the women who have been in contention for Miss America looked good enough for me to think they are beautiful. Guys, take it easy on the ladies.
Ladies, remember that there are a lot of guys like me. You look as good as you treat us.


Yes, no, ok. It is just that that the average local milf including, whatever the past tense for milf sitting across from me is, is better looking than those photos. It is more a what is wrong with pagents thing.
 
2013-01-20 03:17:51 PM  
Miss America won't be going to the inauguration because it's too cold outside she's too vapid to understand what an honor it is.
 
2013-01-20 03:19:11 PM  
I'm trying to think of something I might care about less and its just not coming to me.
 
2013-01-20 03:22:03 PM  
I can't go to Alabama because it's too obese, uneducated, and bigoted.
 
2013-01-20 03:23:00 PM  
They should have crowned Musberger's crush instead.
 
2013-01-20 03:24:26 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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right 2013

She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.


Ditto.
 
2013-01-20 03:26:02 PM  

darkone: rev. dave: I find most women attractive. Pretty sure all the women who have been in contention for Miss America looked good enough for me to think they are beautiful. Guys, take it easy on the ladies.
Ladies, remember that there are a lot of guys like me. You look as good as you treat us.

Yes, no, ok. It is just that that the average local milf including, whatever the past tense for milf sitting across from me is, is better looking than those photos. It is more a what is wrong with pagents thing.


Since I am now in my 40's I have more freedom about what is attractive. Most women who have kids are within the (age /2 +7 group min and Age + 8 max for me are within the attractive range. After that it is all black women who stay beautiful for much much longer. Why do black women never find my white, fat body attractive? Each decade has its challenges.
 
2013-01-20 03:27:00 PM  
Nobody told her the President was already inaugurated today? He was sworn in at noon today by Justice Sotomayor. She's a little late to the party, even if she wanted to go.
 
2013-01-20 03:30:25 PM  

Parmenius: dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x480]
right 2013

She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.

Ditto.


Thirded.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-01-20 03:30:56 PM  
1. Put on a damned coat and hat!
2. If you do not go then at least give your ticket to someone.
 
2013-01-20 03:32:04 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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right 2013

She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.


You damn skippy!!
 
2013-01-20 03:32:24 PM  
I fail to see why this is anything close to being a big deal.

Also, Miss America is so 20th Century. It would be nice if we finally admitted as a society that we've outgrown it.
 
2013-01-20 03:33:16 PM  

darkone: rev. dave: I find most women attractive. Pretty sure all the women who have been in contention for Miss America looked good enough for me to think they are beautiful. Guys, take it easy on the ladies.
Ladies, remember that there are a lot of guys like me. You look as good as you treat us.

Yes, no, ok. It is just that that the average local milf including, whatever the past tense for milf sitting across from me is, is better looking than those photos. It is more a what is wrong with pagents thing.


This.
 
2013-01-20 03:37:19 PM  
 
2013-01-20 03:39:50 PM  

Kurmudgeon: They should have crowned Musberger's crush instead.



THIS50.
 
2013-01-20 03:50:29 PM  
I did not vote for the man, but I'd go the the inauguration if invited, cold or not.
 
2013-01-20 03:55:36 PM  

Coco LaFemme: My boyfriend was happy that Miss New York won, since he's from Manhattan, but was disappointed to find out that she's not from New York City.  He said he'd love to see a Miss America that talked like Rosie Perez.


He never heard of Bess Myerson? I know she won Miss America before he was born - hell, before his mother was born - but she's as Noo Yawk as they come, straight from da Bronx.
 
2013-01-20 04:01:06 PM  

Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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right 2013


Below 2024
imageshack.us
 
2013-01-20 04:05:33 PM  
I could have sworn that Miss America was some Italian girl from Rhode Island. Was that last year or are there more than one of these things?
 
2013-01-20 04:06:16 PM  

snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.

I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?

[i1.ezinemark.com image 442x600]


her knees are too sharp to attend
 
2013-01-20 04:08:25 PM  

Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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i'll take the 2010 edition, tyvm
 
jht [TotalFark]
2013-01-20 04:12:39 PM  

varmitydog: I could have sworn that Miss America was some Italian girl from Rhode Island. Was that last year or are there more than one of these things?


I think that's Miss USA, who won Miss Universe. Miss America is the one that was in Atlantic City forever and then went onto some obscure cable channel. Trump owns the USA/Universe one so it's a bonus reason to not watch it.
 
2013-01-20 04:13:31 PM  

Parmenius: dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x480]
right 2013

She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.

Ditto.


Yep.
 
2013-01-20 04:17:49 PM  

jht: varmitydog: I could have sworn that Miss America was some Italian girl from Rhode Island. Was that last year or are there more than one of these things?

I think that's Miss USA, who won Miss Universe. Miss America is the one that was in Atlantic City forever and then went onto some obscure cable channel. Trump owns the USA/Universe one so it's a bonus reason to not watch it.


I never watched any of these to begin with so I guess my job is done.
 
2013-01-20 04:20:32 PM  
Am I supposed to be upset at this? I don't get it. It's going to be cold, I wouldn't go either.
 
2013-01-20 04:25:19 PM  

smoothvirus: In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.


I am soooo sick of people complaining about the cold. If you are cold, you need to wear warmer clothes. Period. The end. The secretary at our work place doesn't wear a coat because she parks her car in the garage and close to our building and 'doesn't have to go inside'. WTF would she do if her car broke down? Just buy some warm clothes people!

If you just buy one good coat, gloves, hat, and then wear natural fiber layers you should not be cold unless it is 10 deg F or less. She could wear a dress with underarmor underneath, tights (and underarmor), a long-ish wool coat, knee high or higher boots with wool socks, leather gloves, wool hat- no way she could possibly cold.

Not owning warm clothes is just stupid, what if your power went out and you had no heat?
 
2013-01-20 04:27:15 PM  

spidermilk: smoothvirus: In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.

I am soooo sick of people complaining about the cold. If you are cold, you need to wear warmer clothes. Period. The end. The secretary at our work place doesn't wear a coat because she parks her car in the garage and close to our building and 'doesn't have to go inside outside'. WTF would she do if her car broke down? Just buy some warm clothes people!

If you just buy one good coat, gloves, hat, and then wear natural fiber layers you should not be cold unless it is 10 deg F or less. She could wear a dress with underarmor underneath, tights (and underarmor), a long-ish wool coat, knee high or higher boots with wool socks, leather gloves, wool hat- no way she could possibly cold.

Not owning warm clothes is just stupid, what if your power went out and you had no heat?

 
2013-01-20 04:31:20 PM  

spidermilk: smoothvirus: In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.

I am soooo sick of people complaining about the cold. If you are cold, you need to wear warmer clothes. Period. The end. The secretary at our work place doesn't wear a coat because she parks her car in the garage and close to our building and 'doesn't have to go inside'. WTF would she do if her car broke down? Just buy some warm clothes people!

If you just buy one good coat, gloves, hat, and then wear natural fiber layers you should not be cold unless it is 10 deg F or less. She could wear a dress with underarmor underneath, tights (and underarmor), a long-ish wool coat, knee high or higher boots with wool socks, leather gloves, wool hat- no way she could possibly cold.

Not owning warm clothes is just stupid, what if your power went out and you had no heat?


She lives in Brooklyn so she must own a warm coat. She's also from Alabama so I wouldn't be surprised if it was really an anti-Obama thing.

I get what you're saying about people not dressing properly. I live a few blocks from a university. Every day I see 20-year-old hipsters standing on the corner and shivering because they're too cool to wear something that will protect them from the cold.

I also know someone who lives in an apartment building with an underground parking garage who also has an indoor garage at work. I doubt she spends more than 20 minutes exposed to the outside air during the work week.
 
2013-01-20 04:31:53 PM  

red5ish: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
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Below 2024


Yeah, if she can drop down from Lil' Pudgy Pudgerson to that figure in her 20's, then she can just as easily balloon up by the time to Man the Harpoons by the time she's 30. Want now, do not want later.
 
2013-01-20 04:33:19 PM  

Glancing Blow: I know, I'm a pig.

[abcnews.go.com image 478x269]


Look at those earrings. It's like she has a chandelier hanging from her ear.
 
2013-01-20 04:33:21 PM  

louiedog: She lives in Brooklyn so she must own a warm coat. She's also from Alabama so I wouldn't be surprised if it was really an anti-Obama thing.


So it'll be both too cold and too dark outside?
 
2013-01-20 04:36:59 PM  

SpeelChuck: Coco LaFemme: My boyfriend was happy that Miss New York won, since he's from Manhattan, but was disappointed to find out that she's not from New York City.  He said he'd love to see a Miss America that talked like Rosie Perez.

He never heard of Bess Myerson? I know she won Miss America before he was born - hell, before his mother was born - but she's as Noo Yawk as they come, straight from da Bronx.


No, I can honestly say my boyfriend is not hip to the names of all past Miss America winners.  Our involvement in the Miss America program is me making fun of bad tans, ugly dresses, and cliche pageant hair, and him telling me I'm being too damn catty.
 
2013-01-20 04:41:38 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: Glancing Blow: I know, I'm a pig.

[abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

Look at those earrings. It's like she has a chandelier hanging from her ear.


Hm. For some odd reason I didn't notice the earrings.
 
kab
2013-01-20 04:42:30 PM  

snuff3r: I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?


This is FARK, dude. Everyone here has either a) banged, b) is banging, or c) is married to far hotter (just ask them). So yes, horse face. Oh, and check for thumbs, they might be gross too.
 
2013-01-20 04:43:27 PM  
This thread is supposed to be about cold nipples

www.freepspwallpaper.co.uk

You're welcome. Now, keep it going
 
2013-01-20 05:12:15 PM  

Renowned transvestite sexologist: Nobody told her the President was already inaugurated today? He was sworn in at noon today by Justice Sotomayor. She's a little late to the party, even if she wanted to go.


Ummm... The President was sworn in by Chief Justice Roberts. Vice President Biden was sworn in by Justice Sotomayor.
 
2013-01-20 05:15:12 PM  
There's an official swearing in (today) and a ceremonial swearing in (tomorrow). I don't know what the precise terms for them are, but that's essentially what it all amounts to.
 
2013-01-20 05:19:30 PM  

louiedog: spidermilk: smoothvirus: In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.

I am soooo sick of people complaining about the cold. If you are cold, you need to wear warmer clothes. Period. The end. The secretary at our work place doesn't wear a coat because she parks her car in the garage and close to our building and 'doesn't have to go inside'. WTF would she do if her car broke down? Just buy some warm clothes people!

If you just buy one good coat, gloves, hat, and then wear natural fiber layers you should not be cold unless it is 10 deg F or less. She could wear a dress with underarmor underneath, tights (and underarmor), a long-ish wool coat, knee high or higher boots with wool socks, leather gloves, wool hat- no way she could possibly cold.

Not owning warm clothes is just stupid, what if your power went out and you had no heat?

She lives in Brooklyn so she must own a warm coat. She's also from Alabama so I wouldn't be surprised if it was really an anti-Obama thing.


End of story.
 
2013-01-20 05:20:46 PM  
I dont see the problem.

I biatched and moaned and threw a fit just because I didnt want to have to walk out to my car earlier.
 
2013-01-20 05:24:39 PM  
I don't particularly care about the story, but how could anyone turn down a ticket to the inauguration? It's history unfolding right before your eyes.
 
2013-01-20 05:36:27 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Holy crap, has a chance to attend an historic ceremony, but has never heard of a coat.


She got advice from Tim Thomas.
 
2013-01-20 05:44:14 PM  

spidermilk: smoothvirus: In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.

I am soooo sick of people complaining about the cold. If you are cold, you need to wear warmer clothes. Period. The end. The secretary at our work place doesn't wear a coat because she parks her car in the garage and close to our building and 'doesn't have to go inside'. WTF would she do if her car broke down? Just buy some warm clothes people!

If you just buy one good coat, gloves, hat, and then wear natural fiber layers you should not be cold unless it is 10 deg F or less. She could wear a dress with underarmor underneath, tights (and underarmor), a long-ish wool coat, knee high or higher boots with wool socks, leather gloves, wool hat- no way she could possibly cold.

Not owning warm clothes is just stupid, what if your power went out and you had no heat?


How much did Underarmor pay you for that post?

Just kidding. I used to love that shiat back when I played judo and karate. No rugburn, and all the sweat comes off with the shirt. I never used it for warmth though. I'm an old-school thermal shirt guy.
 
2013-01-20 05:59:49 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-20 06:15:11 PM  

Koodz: spidermilk: smoothvirus: In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.

I am soooo sick of people complaining about the cold. If you are cold, you need to wear warmer clothes. Period. The end. The secretary at our work place doesn't wear a coat because she parks her car in the garage and close to our building and 'doesn't have to go inside'. WTF would she do if her car broke down? Just buy some warm clothes people!

If you just buy one good coat, gloves, hat, and then wear natural fiber layers you should not be cold unless it is 10 deg F or less. She could wear a dress with underarmor underneath, tights (and underarmor), a long-ish wool coat, knee high or higher boots with wool socks, leather gloves, wool hat- no way she could possibly cold.

Not owning warm clothes is just stupid, what if your power went out and you had no heat?

How much did Underarmor pay you for that post?

Just kidding. I used to love that shiat back when I played judo and karate. No rugburn, and all the sweat comes off with the shirt. I never used it for warmth though. I'm an old-school thermal shirt guy.


I have never purchased underarmor brand, way too expensive for me when any store sells the exact same material. I'm not sure what it is called generically, it is just polyester, but there are way cheaper ways to get the same thing. I have also heard you can get pretty cheap army silks at those military outlet store.

I just like the material because I like to spend hours outside when it is cold, I always break a sweat but then later might just be sitting around so I just want something that dries fast. Plus, the polyester is nicer for me than thermal/cotton because it is thin enough I can wear it under jeans, work slacks, any shirt and it isn't bulky and obvious.
 
2013-01-20 06:18:23 PM  

varmitydog: I could have sworn that Miss America was some Italian girl from Rhode Island. Was that last year or are there more than one of these things?


You're thinking of the Pope.
 
2013-01-20 06:49:25 PM  

spidermilk: Koodz: spidermilk: smoothvirus: In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.

I am soooo sick of people complaining about the cold. If you are cold, you need to wear warmer clothes. Period. The end. The secretary at our work place doesn't wear a coat because she parks her car in the garage and close to our building and 'doesn't have to go inside'. WTF would she do if her car broke down? Just buy some warm clothes people!

If you just buy one good coat, gloves, hat, and then wear natural fiber layers you should not be cold unless it is 10 deg F or less. She could wear a dress with underarmor underneath, tights (and underarmor), a long-ish wool coat, knee high or higher boots with wool socks, leather gloves, wool hat- no way she could possibly cold.

Not owning warm clothes is just stupid, what if your power went out and you had no heat?

How much did Underarmor pay you for that post?

Just kidding. I used to love that shiat back when I played judo and karate. No rugburn, and all the sweat comes off with the shirt. I never used it for warmth though. I'm an old-school thermal shirt guy.

I have never purchased underarmor brand, way too expensive for me when any store sells the exact same material. I'm not sure what it is called generically, it is just polyester, but there are way cheaper ways to get the same thing. I have also heard you can get pretty cheap army silks at those military outlet store.

I just like the material because I like to spend hours outside when it is cold, I always break a sweat but then later might just be sitting around so I just want something that dries fast. Plus, the polyester is nicer for me than thermal/cotton because it is thin enough I can wear it under jeans, work slacks, any shirt and it isn't bulky and obvious.


I think that's the same reason about half the high school students in my neighborhood in Osaka used to wear it under their uniforms. Of course they always had the high-necked ones where the logo would be visible above their collars because it's important to peacock as much as you can with your shoes, belt, undershirt, and watch, since those were the things not covered by the uniform rules.
 
2013-01-20 08:09:47 PM  
She couldn't bring her pink pistol.
 
2013-01-20 08:13:45 PM  

spidermilk: smoothvirus: In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.

I am soooo sick of people complaining about the cold. If you are cold, you need to wear warmer clothes. Period. The end. The secretary at our work place doesn't wear a coat because she parks her car in the garage and close to our building and 'doesn't have to go inside'. WTF would she do if her car broke down? Just buy some warm clothes people!

If you just buy one good coat, gloves, hat, and then wear natural fiber layers you should not be cold unless it is 10 deg F or less. She could wear a dress with underarmor underneath, tights (and underarmor), a long-ish wool coat, knee high or higher boots with wool socks, leather gloves, wool hat- no way she could possibly cold.

Not owning warm clothes is just stupid, what if your power went out and you had no heat?


Or what if one lived in South Florida where owning winter clothes is... "just stupid."?
 
2013-01-20 09:11:35 PM  

vpb: snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.

I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?

[i1.ezinemark.com image 442x600]

She has bony knees.


How can you even tell that from the picture? I can't even SEE her knees!
 
2013-01-20 10:10:00 PM  
That was an incredibly graceless answer from someone who's supposed to be some kind of ambassador of something. Not spokesmodel material IMHO.
 
2013-01-20 10:19:56 PM  

Lorelle: Those fake tits should help keep her warm.


Nah, those are real. You can tell because the padding in the suit doesn't match up with the outline of her breast.

Here's a good side view:

iimg.tritonmedia.com

Based on her before and after picture in this thread, it's possible she didn't have any work done at all. Just lost a lot of weight.
 
2013-01-21 12:10:25 AM  
Isn't this the dumb biatch's job? What else does she have to do?
 
2013-01-21 12:38:28 AM  
You know, maybe it's all right that Miss America looks a bit imperfect. All those beauty queens looks the same. Yes, they can be white, black, asian. So can Barbie.
 
2013-01-21 04:17:40 AM  

rev. dave: I find most women attractive. Pretty sure all the women who have been in contention for Miss America looked good enough for me to think they are beautiful. Guys, take it easy on the ladies.
Ladies, remember that there are a lot of guys like me. You look as good as you treat [s]us.[/s] everyone


It's not just you that should be treated well, everyone deserves kindness and respect. You can get pretty far in life in a reasonable society by being the best person you can whether you are a man, woman or child.

Sounds campy but think of how much better the world would be if we all went through our day like this. Of course we all have our bad days and none of us is perfect, but just make an effort.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-01-21 07:14:30 AM  
It's not even close to cold here.

And she's from New York?!

/would, the 2013 one
 
2013-01-21 08:36:43 AM  

Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x480]
right 2013


I actually prefer the 2010 era body.

YMMV.
 
2013-01-21 08:39:06 AM  

illannoyin: This thread is supposed to be about cold nipples

[www.freepspwallpaper.co.uk image 480x272]

You're welcome. Now, keep it going


Came for this. Now just need MOAR pics like this.
 
2013-01-21 10:05:13 AM  

penguinfark: Coronal mass ejection:

left - 2010

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

right 2013

I actually prefer the 2010 era body.

YMMV.


I prefer the 2010 version as well.
 
2013-01-21 12:22:01 PM  
So, did she come? To the inauguration, I mean?
 
2013-01-21 12:42:21 PM  

maldinero: dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x480]
right 2013

She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.

This


Agreed, I like her better with the curves.
 
2013-01-21 01:03:44 PM  
Looking back on it, the best thing about my ex is that she got Lane Bryant catalogs.
 
2013-01-21 04:44:07 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Looking back on it, the best thing about my ex is that she got Lane Bryant catalogs.


img2.tfd.com

/understands
 
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