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(Boston.com)   Miss America won't be going to the inauguration because it's too cold outside   (boston.com) divider line 114
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2013-01-20 11:09:53 AM
That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.
 
2013-01-20 11:14:09 AM
STOP. THE. PRESSES.
 
2013-01-20 11:17:44 AM
And not a single f*ck was given that day
 
2013-01-20 11:21:56 AM

Apos: STOP. THE. PRESSES.


This is a Big Farking Deal.
 
2013-01-20 11:22:47 AM
She shares my bday

A few years younger than me, but still
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-01-20 11:24:32 AM
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have coats and, uh, I believe that our weather like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our weather over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our climate for our children.
 
2013-01-20 11:25:31 AM
There are already enough dimwits attending.
 
2013-01-20 11:37:02 AM
She didn't want her lips to turn blue.
 
2013-01-20 11:43:50 AM
I'm freezin my nips off out here.
 
2013-01-20 11:46:48 AM
Holy crap, has a chance to attend an historic ceremony, but has never heard of a coat.
 
2013-01-20 11:51:00 AM

ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.


I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?

i1.ezinemark.com
 
2013-01-20 11:59:07 AM

SecretAgentWoman: Holy crap, has a chance to attend an historic ceremony, but has never heard of a coat.


Pretty much what I was thinking...

With an added "free ticket" thrown in.
 
2013-01-20 12:05:35 PM

ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.


Stop forcing your gay culture on me!
 
2013-01-20 12:11:40 PM
You can't tell me Trump doesn't have a closet full of old toupees she can staple together
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-20 12:13:56 PM

snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.

I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?

[i1.ezinemark.com image 442x600]


She has bony knees.
 
2013-01-20 12:27:56 PM
Jeebus, her bio is pathetic.  She comes from a family of dance instructors who were sexually abused as children. She's dropped out of college twice.  She's lived in 6 different locations since 2008.  She hit NYC with $1000 and found a sugar daddy named Charmel Maynard who works at JPMorgan.  All that's missing is a meth conviction.

This is the epitome of American womanhood.
 
2013-01-20 12:31:40 PM
ideological / meteorological  maybe she got confused.
 
2013-01-20 12:36:38 PM

snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.

I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?

[i1.ezinemark.com image 442x600]


c.o0bc.com

Pretty sure that's long face-y.
 
2013-01-20 12:39:54 PM

Apos: STOP. THE. PRESSES.


SHUT.

DOWN.

EVERYTHING.
 
2013-01-20 01:08:40 PM
Those fake tits should help keep her warm.
 
2013-01-20 01:55:43 PM

Lorelle: Those fake tits should help keep her warm.


Does anyone else think when they do these pageants they should introduce the contestants, tell where they're from, and announce what major work they've had done?  Just to keep stuff on the up-and-up?

"And announcing Miss Florida, Gigi Rodriguez, She's 21 years old, with breasts from Plastic Surgery Associates of Central Florida, Lips from Dr. Plumpers, butt implants from Baby's Back Docs of Tampa, and a fresh new nose from Dr. Manny Rosen of Rosen, Rosen, and Liebowicz, Esthetic Surgeons Inc."
 
2013-01-20 01:56:21 PM
My boyfriend was happy that Miss New York won, since he's from Manhattan, but was disappointed to find out that she's not from New York City.  He said he'd love to see a Miss America that talked like Rosie Perez.
 
2013-01-20 02:04:46 PM

Coco LaFemme: he'd love to see a Miss America that talked like Rosie Perez.


Ha, that would be awesome.
 
2013-01-20 02:06:57 PM

dahmers love zombie: Lorelle: Those fake tits should help keep her warm.

Does anyone else think when they do these pageants they should introduce the contestants, tell where they're from, and announce what major work they've had done?  Just to keep stuff on the up-and-up?

"And announcing Miss Florida, Gigi Rodriguez, She's 21 years old, with breasts from Plastic Surgery Associates of Central Florida, Lips from Dr. Plumpers, butt implants from Baby's Back Docs of Tampa, and a fresh new nose from Dr. Manny Rosen of Rosen, Rosen, and Liebowicz, Esthetic Surgeons Inc."


Sponsor patches on the gowns and swimsuits

/Like NASCAR fire suits
 
2013-01-20 02:08:09 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: STOP. THE. PRESSES.

SHUT.

DOWN.

EVERYTHING.


*nods*
 
2013-01-20 02:19:09 PM
The real  inauguration was about two hours ago tomorrow is just an reenactment.
 
2013-01-20 02:20:32 PM
The secret to staying warm is to think of how that secrit muslin commiefascist is destroying America. Your existential, impotent rage can keep you toasty during all the complicated words and speechy business.
 
2013-01-20 02:46:37 PM
It feels like spring outside here in DC. It's t-shirt weather.
 
2013-01-20 02:46:40 PM
So The Donald won't foot the bill?
 
2013-01-20 02:46:51 PM

jbc: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have coats and, uh, I believe that our weather like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our weather over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our climate for our children.


*snerk*
 
2013-01-20 02:48:24 PM
In DC. It's like 50f here now. Might not even need a jacket.
 
2013-01-20 02:48:28 PM
I know, I'm a pig.

abcnews.go.com
 
2013-01-20 02:48:43 PM
I guess the people claiming that because she was originally from Alabama she wasn't really a New Yorker were right.
 
2013-01-20 02:50:29 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Jeebus, her bio is pathetic.  She comes from a family of dance instructors who were sexually abused as children. She's dropped out of college twice.  She's lived in 6 different locations since 2008.  She hit NYC with $1000 and found a sugar daddy named Charmel Maynard who works at JPMorgan.  All that's missing is a meth conviction.

This is the epitome of American womanhood.


you're writing of a gold digging woman who is willing to make her way in the world solely on how others judge her physical appearance. in a country filled with competent, hard working and stable women she is a rare freak indeed, USA hater.
 
2013-01-20 02:50:43 PM

snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.

I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?


I am not sure what that is, but it is not real and it is not pretty.
 
2013-01-20 02:53:19 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: You can't tell me Trump doesn't have a closet full of old toupees she can staple together


Nice visual.

It got a good laugh out of me.
 
2013-01-20 02:54:02 PM
Is it a nipple thing she's worried about?
 
2013-01-20 02:55:40 PM
Obama is having an inauguration? And not a single fark was given that day.
 
2013-01-20 02:56:18 PM

ekdikeo4: snuff3r: ekdikeo4: That's our current Miss America? yuck.  Get her a blanket for her stable.

I'm not even remotely into the whole blonde bimbo thing.. but you think this looks like a horse?

[i1.ezinemark.com image 442x600]

[c.o0bc.com image 215x350]

Pretty sure that's long face-y.


Neigh.

i1171.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-20 02:57:12 PM

left - 2010
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

right 2013
 
2013-01-20 02:57:34 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Jeebus, her bio is pathetic.  She comes from a family of dance instructors who were sexually abused as children. She's dropped out of college twice.  She's lived in 6 different locations since 2008.  She hit NYC with $1000 and found a sugar daddy named Charmel Maynard who works at JPMorgan.  All that's missing is a meth conviction.

This is the epitome of American womanhood.


ftfy
 
2013-01-20 02:59:37 PM
Man, our standards are slipping as a nation.
 
2013-01-20 02:59:49 PM
Guess they'll have to dust off the old Koran again.
 
2013-01-20 03:00:59 PM

Glancing Blow: I know, I'm a pig.

[abcnews.go.com image 478x269]


Roundmouth from eating bananas?
 
2013-01-20 03:02:14 PM
I find most women attractive. Pretty sure all the women who have been in contention for Miss America looked good enough for me to think they are beautiful. Guys, take it easy on the ladies.
Ladies, remember that there are a lot of guys like me. You look as good as you treat us.
 
2013-01-20 03:02:24 PM
When is that thing anyway?
 
2013-01-20 03:04:23 PM

bighairyguy: Is it a nipple thing she's worried about?


Dude, come on. She's from Alabama. You do the math...
 
2013-01-20 03:04:23 PM

Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x480]
right 2013


She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.
 
2013-01-20 03:09:01 PM

dahmers love zombie: Coronal mass ejection: left - 2010
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 630x480]
right 2013

She was pretty damn yummy in 2010.


This
 
2013-01-20 03:09:17 PM
What chapel hat pegs might look like:

img3.etsystatic.com
 
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