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(Voice of Russia)   300-million-year-old UFO tooth-wheel found in Russian city of Vladivostok, which according to the article is a relatively frequent occurrence   (english.ruvr.ru) divider line 21
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2013-01-20 02:30:05 PM
4 votes:
Knowing that the coal deposits of this region date 300 million years back, Russian experts inferred that the metal detail found in these deposits must be an age-mate of the coal.

She was in a 1995 Geo Metro, so I inferred that she was 18.
2013-01-20 12:52:36 PM
4 votes:
"Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was this 300-million-year-old UFO, okay? And it was flying over all this Russian city, it was the most amazing thing I ever saw!"

"More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom?"

"More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?"

"Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?"

"Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom... but his sister did!"
2013-01-20 01:43:20 PM
3 votes:
Goes along with my theory that there was a very advanced civilization on earth prior to our being. They wern't aliens they were people living on earth.
They were wiped out by whatever and a few survived, which repopulated the earth.
I have no proof of this except for the voices in my head and the dreams I had when I was using Chantix.
2013-01-20 03:23:48 PM
2 votes:
" zinc silver-incrusted vase from a block of unmined coal ... "

If anyone finds my Zircon Encruted Tweezers, let me know. I lost them around Smolensk in 1973.
2013-01-20 01:33:15 PM
2 votes:
Lighting the fire during a cold winter evening a...

It was a dark and stormy night...
2013-01-20 12:59:20 PM
2 votes:
The first discovery of this sort was made in 1851 when the workers in one of the Massachusetts mines extracted a zinc silver-incrusted vase from a block of unmined coal which dated all the way back to the Cambrian era which was approximately 500 million years ago.


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2013-01-20 08:45:05 PM
1 votes:

ArminiusTheGreat: Hattrix: Hollie Maea: utah dude: the opposite of charity is justice: 2) A 300 million year old *gear* is proof of UFOs? If aliens are puttering around in steampunk flying saucers no wonder Jeff Goldblum

If aliens are puttering around in steampunk flying saucers, THEN THEIR THAN THEY'RE sense of style and their technological development transcends ours.

/pet peeve

REALLY?

The THEN is correct (you're not comparing things in order to use THAN). The THEIR is correct because it is the possessive of THEY. You cannot use the contraction they're because if you substitute they are, you'll see that it makes no sense.

Thank you. I would have been much less tasteful if I had been the Weeners.


Not everyone here finds weeners to be as tasty as you seem to.
2013-01-20 06:00:30 PM
1 votes:

PainInTheASP: unlikely: So why the photo of iodine crystals and not a photo of the object?

The crystals are probably more believable as alien tech.


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2013-01-20 05:41:12 PM
1 votes:

Hattrix: The THEIR is correct because it is the possessive of THEY. You cannot use the contraction they're because if you substitute they are, you'll see that it makes no sense.


No, that cant be right. Apostrophes can only be used for possessives, not contractions. But just to be sure, I double checked with my friend David Rotsky, and he knows because he went to school to be an Englishman.
2013-01-20 05:22:53 PM
1 votes:

Mean Daddy: Or carbon dating could be wrong. No, its science is ALWAYS right. Just like global warming.


First of all radio carbon 14 dating is in fact not possible with rocks at all, for the radiocarbon 14 dating processed to be used the subject of the analysis must have consumed radio carbon 14 atoms. Now bear with me because I studied Physical Anthropology and not Geology but I'm pretty sure rocks don't eat. So in summation does your mom know you're on her computer?
2013-01-20 03:15:07 PM
1 votes:

Deep Contact: Found in South African mine in 2 billion year old strata.


Three shells?
2013-01-20 02:34:51 PM
1 votes:

Mark Galvan: Knowing that the coal deposits of this region date 300 million years back, Russian experts inferred that the metal detail found in these deposits must be an age-mate of the coal.

She was in a 1995 Geo Metro, so I inferred that she was 18.


I like where your mind's at.
2013-01-20 01:51:31 PM
1 votes:
a zinc silver-incrusted vase

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2013-01-20 01:46:56 PM
1 votes:
1) The only info coming out of Russia that I won't automatically presume is bogus is vehiclecam video showing cool accidents and road rage incidents. Some goofy behavior is just too goofy to have been faked.

2) A 300 million year old *gear* is proof of UFOs? If aliens are puttering around in steampunk flying saucers no wonder Jeff Goldblum was able to infect them with a cross-system virus.

3) And on a serious note, if we actually did find truly old artifacts I'd be more inclined to believe them relics of a previously-undiscovered intelligence native to earth, not aliens. Its not wholly out of bounds to speculate some dinosaur species having shot up in intelligence in relatively short time (geologically speaking), left behind some metalwork, then went extinct before able to leave too much evidence for us. Highly unlikely? Sure. But more likely than steampunk aliens is all I'm sayin'.
2013-01-20 01:45:00 PM
1 votes:
i.ebayimg.com

Yeah, it's not like crystals grow these shapes naturally...
/Where did the information come from?
2013-01-20 01:38:08 PM
1 votes:
those crazy urban preAdamites.
2013-01-20 01:13:44 PM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: So, they found part of a spinner from an urban UFO.


i.qkme.me
2013-01-20 11:35:16 AM
1 votes:
Whenever you're telling a bullsh*t story, it always helps to cite other bullsh*t stories as supporting evidence

/bullsh*t
2013-01-20 11:31:33 AM
1 votes:
So, they found part of a spinner from an urban UFO.
2013-01-20 11:26:42 AM
1 votes:

unlikely: So why the photo of iodine crystals and not a photo of the object?


The crystals are probably more believable as alien tech.
2013-01-20 11:11:17 AM
1 votes:
So why the photo of iodine crystals and not a photo of the object?
 
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