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(Cracked)   Some states have more influence on our country than others. Here are the states that secretly control America, because they determine what you eat   (cracked.com) divider line 9
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2013-01-20 03:47:12 PM
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Israel conspicuously absent from list...
2013-01-20 02:13:49 PM
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You know, because everything I say around here is 100% serious.

*rolls eyes*
2013-01-20 02:10:25 PM
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Metalupis: No, they admit that they only make the flavors there, they know NJ has no sense so they send them to other places (the mentioned CA and OH) to figure out if they are good or not.


If New Jersey is to blame for Flavor Flav, you all have my sincerest apologies.


Yogimus: Remember that time you were too stupid to understand the article, and laughed at it instead? Wow, good times, good times.


I only said what I said because I'm from Jersey and I enjoy some self-deprecatory humor every now and then.

Ease up, Turbo.
2013-01-20 06:14:21 PM
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They aren't telling you the truth about Jersey. If you've ever been on the NJ Turnpike, you are familiar with the hell-scape that is NJ between exits 12 and 14. This:

gcaptain.com

For decades those refineries and chemical plants produced millions of tons of useless toxic waste. Waste that killed everything it came into contact with. There was just no more room left to dump the stuff.  Then a suit at one of this mega-corporations had an epiphany. Tiny amounts of this poison will not kill the average person.....the average person's body can metabolize the waste and excrete harmless metabolites. If you put tiny amounts of the stuff in EVERYBODY'S food, you would have a huge coast to coast human powered waste processing machine in operation AND YOU COULD NOW CHARGE MONEY FOR THE TOXIC WASTE. Get rid your poisons and make money! Ain't capitalism great!
Open wide, human garbage cans.
2013-01-20 01:59:49 PM
1 votes:
Orrin Hatch is one of the most despicable people in Washington, yet so few Americans realize it.
2013-01-20 01:52:38 PM
1 votes:
Texas may decide what's in the textbooks, but the rest of the states don't go for that. In fact, I think I've heard of a few states that have passed laws that forbid "Texas approved textbooks" from being used in their state schools.
2013-01-20 01:52:20 PM
1 votes:
Surprised not to see Iowa on there.
2013-01-20 11:54:10 AM
1 votes:
I don't think it's fair to blame the entire state of California for what the people in Bakersfield do

/they ain't right down there
//I think it's from the oil fumes
2013-01-20 11:30:10 AM
1 votes:
And for some goddamned unknown reason Maine senators are pretty damn powerful.

With King coming in to replace Snowe, Maine will be even more powerful.
 
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