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(Delish.com)   I see your Doritos taco shell, and raise you BACON   (delish.com) divider line 38
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2013-01-20 01:04:14 PM  
It's only a matter of time before someone encapsulates a bacon taco shell with a Doritos taco shell.
 
2013-01-20 01:06:06 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: It's only a matter of time before someone encapsulates a bacon taco shell with a Doritos taco shell.


The real question is why don't we have bacon doritos yet? I though this was the future?
 
2013-01-20 01:06:33 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: It's only a matter of time before someone encapsulates a bacon taco shell with a Doritos taco shell.


And wraps THAT in bacon.
 
2013-01-20 01:07:15 PM  
Then there's this you can make at home:

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-01-20 01:09:29 PM  
Ow, my heart!
 
2013-01-20 01:10:35 PM  
www.militaryphotos.net
 
2013-01-20 01:11:03 PM  
Dammit I had this idea already but never tried it. My plan was to weave a few pieces together so the bacon holds better.
 
2013-01-20 01:14:22 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-20 01:17:37 PM  
Sausage beats bacon any day of the week.
 
2013-01-20 01:17:40 PM  
I want one. Or five.

/fatty
 
2013-01-20 01:18:55 PM  
WANT!
Roadtrip!
How's the weather?
 
2013-01-20 01:19:05 PM  

D_Evans45: Sausage beats bacon any day of the week.


If you love the cock.
 
2013-01-20 01:20:41 PM  
EAT ME. please.
 
2013-01-20 01:21:14 PM  
The new meal deal

media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com
 
2013-01-20 01:28:09 PM  
Bacon should be represented on the periodic table ....Bc
 
2013-01-20 01:28:37 PM  
Probably would have been better off with an asinine tag. I love bacon as much as the next guy, but I wish this would have gone away like a year and a half ago. Now it's just a contest to see how many places you can use bacon, disregarding whether or not it will be used well. Like some sort of... Bacon Contest
 
2013-01-20 01:32:18 PM  
I see your Doritos taco shell, and raise you BACON

No, thanks.
 
2013-01-20 01:36:41 PM  

natmar_76: I see your Doritos taco shell, and raise you BACON

No, thanks.


fail tag in cardiac arrest. i call. subby all in. + 500sitps.
 
2013-01-20 01:38:58 PM  
/again
 
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2013-01-20 01:44:54 PM  
Being Jewish, my friends often ask me why I eat bacon/ham/catfish...and invariably I show them a photo such as the one in the link, and they understand.

© sheesh, even my rabbi understands
 
2013-01-20 01:45:20 PM  

RectalFury: D_Evans45: Sausage beats bacon any day of the week.

If you love the cock.



Your immediate logical jump from rounded cylinders to penises points to an underlying issue, probably homosexual in nature. Seek therapy, and exercise.
 
2013-01-20 02:03:11 PM  

D_Evans45: RectalFury: D_Evans45: Sausage beats bacon any day of the week.

If you love the cock.


Your immediate logical jump from rounded cylinders to penises points to an underlying issue, probably homosexual in nature. Seek therapy, and exercise.


With a name like 'RectalFury," I don't think there's any point. Forget it, man, he's gone.
 
2013-01-20 02:03:43 PM  
"...deep-fried and wrapped with a fully topped pizza."

"Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco."

/close enough
 
2013-01-20 02:11:49 PM  
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-01-20 02:12:26 PM  
It....it's beautiful...
 
2013-01-20 02:31:07 PM  
FTMFW!
 
2013-01-20 02:33:12 PM  
It's 2013, and we still don't have a BACON tag? Technology has failed us yet again.
 
2013-01-20 02:57:01 PM  
I had Taco Bell for lunch today, so I am getting a kick...
 
2013-01-20 03:03:29 PM  
They're only making 20 a day?
Why bother really? Cripes, one customer could wipe out that quota before lunch!

And D_Evans 45, as for sausage being better than bacon. Not even a Muslim would agree with that.
 
2013-01-20 03:04:19 PM  

RectalFury: D_Evans45: Sausage beats bacon any day of the week.

If you love the cock.


www.paulkinsella.com
 
2013-01-20 03:21:00 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: It's only a matter of time before someone encapsulates a bacon taco shell with a Doritos taco shell.


You take a doritos locos taco shell. You wrap it with bacon. Then you remove the shell, grab your taco tongs, and fry that sucker. While frying, grab some nacho cheese and spread it on the inside of a taco and the outside of another tago. Using the cheese as glue, you apply the bacon, press the whole thing together...

then dip it in beer batter and fry it again.
 
2013-01-20 03:26:10 PM  

DownDaRiver: They're only making 20 a day?
Why bother really? Cripes, one customer could wipe out that quota before lunch!

And D_Evans 45, as for sausage being better than bacon. Not even a Muslim would agree with that.


Well, 60% venison, 40% pork is a damn fine sausage.
 
2013-01-20 03:40:05 PM  

DownDaRiver: And D_Evans 45, as for sausage being better than bacon. Not even a Muslim would agree with that.



Nubian, please. No matter how much "porn" you gluttons make with it (bacon ice cream? bacon chocolate?), bacon is still just that puny oil soaked, half burnt crispy stuff left over after an amateur cooks. Little crispy bacon drivel is not true repast, and the creations you people make with it are ridiculous. Bacon smores, bacon cinnamon buns, bacon tacos? Have you no shame, people?

Now some nice plump juicy sausages on the other hand.. Chopped and applied liberally into some fresh gravy, and then poured over some steaming muffins... Tall glass of milk *homer drool*

/not really all that serious, bacon is alright
//just alright
 
2013-01-20 03:42:42 PM  
whoops, poured over some biscuits*

/end half hearted troll
 
2013-01-20 04:08:03 PM  

D_Evans45: DownDaRiver: And D_Evans 45, as for sausage being better than bacon. Not even a Muslim would agree with that.


Nubian, please. No matter how much "porn" you gluttons make with it (bacon ice cream? bacon chocolate?), bacon is still just that puny oil soaked, half burnt crispy stuff left over after an amateur cooks. Little crispy bacon drivel is not true repast, and the creations you people make with it are ridiculous. Bacon smores, bacon cinnamon buns, bacon tacos? Have you no shame, people?

Now some nice plump juicy sausages on the other hand.. Chopped and applied liberally into some fresh gravy, and then poured over some steaming muffins... Tall glass of milk *homer drool*

/not really all that serious, bacon is alright
//just alright



Damn, I just had an orgasm in my pants

/now I'm hungry and I need a nap
 
2013-01-20 04:08:54 PM  

ingineervt: "...deep-fried and wrapped with a fully topped pizza."

"Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco."

/close enough


Came to link taco town, but NBC is a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
 
2013-01-20 07:25:35 PM  
Ugh, can the bacon trend just die already? It became played out once they started making bacon lube.
 
2013-01-20 07:27:22 PM  
There's a reason why chicken fried steak is so awesome. Because it's made with sausage gravy not bacon. I love bacon but sausage doesn't give me heartburn like bacon does.
 
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