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2013-01-20 10:48:45 AM
What came to mind...

I MUST BREAK YOU

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2013-01-20 11:00:39 AM
Rand al'Thor is a journalist?
 
2013-01-20 11:20:49 AM
www.habitatadvocate.com.au
 
2013-01-20 11:21:54 AM
300 to 400 cubic centimeters (otherwise known as cc's, a term ubiquitous in medical dramas)

holy shiat Thank You!
 
2013-01-20 11:29:38 AM
That was a lot of words to say alcohol is a diuretic.
 
2013-01-20 11:43:50 AM
That's getting a little crazy.
 
2013-01-20 11:44:39 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-20 12:48:20 PM

Raider_dad: 300 to 400 cubic centimeters (otherwise known as cc's, a term ubiquitous in medical dramas)

holy shiat Thank You!


Medical professionals are supposed to use the term mL now instead of cc to avoid transcribing or spoken errors. 1mL=1cc. Don't get me started on physicians who still prescribe medicine in grains.
 
2013-01-20 12:49:56 PM
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2013-01-20 01:12:43 PM
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/hot
 
2013-01-20 01:57:26 PM
You don't have to pee.

You start drinking.

You have to pee.

You keep drinking.

You keep having to pee.

/give me a grant
 
2013-01-20 03:02:42 PM
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2013-01-20 04:10:23 PM
After the 7th seal, I'm done for the night.
 
2013-01-20 04:30:19 PM
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2013-01-20 04:50:37 PM
I have never heard this phrase before, but who among us that drinks a lot doesnt know that alcohol acts as a diuretic?
 
2013-01-20 06:35:46 PM

whereisian: That was a lot of words to say alcohol is a diuretic.


Hack Patooey: I have never heard this phrase before, but who among us that drinks a lot doesnt know that alcohol acts as a diuretic?


You guys do know that different diuretics work in different ways, right? Just saying something is a "diuretic," doesn't explain how it works. That ADH explanation was appreciated.
 
2013-01-20 06:47:32 PM

Hack Patooey: I have never heard this phrase before, but who among us that drinks a lot doesnt know that alcohol acts as a diuretic?


Bar owners. Otherwise they'd put more than one toilet in.
 
2013-01-20 07:10:22 PM

moothemagiccow: Hack Patooey: I have never heard this phrase before, but who among us that drinks a lot doesnt know that alcohol acts as a diuretic?

Bar owners. Otherwise they'd put more than one toilet in.


There is a reason there are sinks in most bars ya know.
 
2013-01-20 08:37:58 PM

Precision Boobery: You don't have to pee.

You start drinking.

You have to pee.

You keep drinking.

You keep having to pee.

/give me a grant


Umm, exactly this. Fill a bucket with water to the top, add more water and see what happens.
Break the seal and stop drinking.. re-seal like a zip-lock.
 
2013-01-21 12:09:06 AM

Supplicant: That's getting a little crazy.


Well, you're never going to survive unless you go a little... crazy.
 
2013-01-21 09:17:48 AM

wrenchboy: moothemagiccow: Hack Patooey: I have never heard this phrase before, but who among us that drinks a lot doesnt know that alcohol acts as a diuretic?

Bar owners. Otherwise they'd put more than one toilet in.

There is a reason there are sinks in most bars ya know.


Heh. I was talking with a girl in a bar who was questioning why guys were so disgusting that they weren't washing their hands in the sink after peeing. "Well, you see..."

I was kind of scared of doing it myself after watching a cop grab a guy and drag him out of the bathroom as he was preparing himself to whiz in the sink. He wasn't even given a chance to zip up as he was getting thrown out of the bar.

/csb
 
2013-01-21 09:42:57 AM
Lol, yeah, by the time you have drank 3 beers, you have 3 beers worth of piss in your system that will eventually need to get out. Breaking the seal is just the first of those beers getting all the way through the system...the other beers will be following it closely.

I will say a couple of things, though:

1) drinking whiskey vs. drinking beer, there is no question that you pee a LOT less with whiskey, I don't care what the stupid article says

2) Once you "break" the seal, it does get harder to hold it as long the next time...but I attribute this mostly to the fact that you are getting more buzzed, and therefore more likely to piss your pants.
 
2013-01-21 11:09:21 AM
...said the subby on his wedding night.

/spoiler: there is no seal
 
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