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2013-01-20 01:45:30 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: Mrtraveler01: Oh, what it would be like to be a fly on the wall of Mitt Romney's home right now.

Thanksgiving, 2012. The family comes over to Mitt's house and encounter only the chauffeur, who doesn't know where Mitt
and Ann are. The reality is that Mitt has been locked in his study for days, nursing the same glass of scotch, looking
out the window. Occasionally tears roll down his face, but that's only when his imaginary world of not being president
comes to the forefront.


You forgot the 20 foot tall portrait of George Romney staring down at his son disdainful his son's inability to succeed where he himself failed despite all that he gave Mitt.
 
2013-01-20 01:46:56 PM  

beta_plus: Maybe he just wants a dress rehearsal after he screwed it up 4 years ago.

/being a Constitutional Scholar is hard!


But being a racist partisan tool like yourself is pretty damn easy.
 
2013-01-20 01:48:52 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: "honky" is OK
//George Jefferson said it
///or is it "honkey" with an "e"?



i764.photobucket.com

Honkies of hate would be a terrible band name.
 
2013-01-20 01:49:04 PM  

fugeeface: Secondly, BFD that today is Sunday, why can't we have parades and the public swearing-in stuff, etc., today? So what that it is Sunday?


Where have you been the last thirty years? Having an inauguration on Sunday would freak out all the Godbotherers out there. Not that it's atypical to have parades and official things happening on Sunday, but it would be immediately construed as Balrog HUSSEIN Fartbongo not going to church because he's a Muslin Communist athiest.
 
2013-01-20 01:49:28 PM  

dustman81: Coco LaFemme: If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th.  That is today.  If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have a President for 24 hours.  So, they have the official swearing-in today to meet Constitutional requirements, and tomorrow is the ceremonial swearing-in at the Capitol and the address, and all the pomp and circumstance.

Also, Chief Justice Roberts better not fark up the oath this time like he did four years ago.  It's not that lengthy a spiel to memorize, sir.

Pretty much this. Reagan was sworn in for his second term on Sunday, January 20, 1985, with a ceremonial swearing in on the 21st.


That is COMPLETELY different for some reason, ya jerk!! I must be outraged at this the Obama!
 
2013-01-20 01:52:12 PM  

T-Servo: ThisSideofSteinway: NewportBarGuy: Does this mean Donald Trump is automatically President and Nancy Pelosi is relegated to Walmart Greeter?

Not to mention that there ceremony was THREE MINUTES EARLY according to my watch. Why does Obama hate the 20th Amendment?

And the Constitution doesn't say Eastern Standard Time- that's just East Coast elitism, rather than using Mountain Time like Jesus intended.


Damn, that's a good point. Will 20 Hail Reagans absolve me of my deviation from Real American Constitutional Scholarship?
 
2013-01-20 01:54:05 PM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Lumpmoose: From the headline I assumed it's to avoid Roberts farking it up again but meeting an inauguration date requirement set in the Constitution is even more innocuous.

Obama should be impeached for daring to follow the rules set down in the Constitution.


Just more proof of his elitist snobbery.
 
2013-01-20 02:00:28 PM  

sonnyboy11: This thread is delivering on so many levels.


Yep, I'm stealing a lot of this shiat. :)
 
2013-01-20 02:08:14 PM  
xtupload.com

Chuck Norris: American Nostradamus
 
2013-01-20 02:08:54 PM  

theorellior: fugeeface: Secondly, BFD that today is Sunday, why can't we have parades and the public swearing-in stuff, etc., today? So what that it is Sunday?

Where have you been the last thirty years? Having an inauguration on Sunday would freak out all the Godbotherers out there. Not that it's atypical to have parades and official things happening on Sunday, but it would be immediately construed as Balrog HUSSEIN Fartbongo not going to church because he's a Muslin Communist athiest.


It's weird what people will stress about. It's a Sunday, I can haz: Public ceremony-NO. Superbowl-YES.
 
2013-01-20 02:09:29 PM  

Goodfella: Chuck Norris: American Nostradamus


Same level of brain activity at this point.
 
2013-01-20 02:14:44 PM  

cryinoutloud: Huck And Molly Ziegler: "honky" is OK
//George Jefferson said it
///or is it "honkey" with an "e"?


[i764.photobucket.com image 359x550]

Honkies of hate would be a terrible band name.


Not if you catered to the white power / skinhead crowd.
 
2013-01-20 02:15:07 PM  

fugeeface: Secondly, BFD that today is Sunday, why can't we have parades and the public swearing-in stuff, etc., today? So what that it is Sunday?


If the full celebration had been held today, it would have been the first time.

There have been many Inauguration Days that fell on Sunday, and they have always been treated the same.

The right-wing derp would have been defeaning if our first muslin President had the whole shindig on the day of the One True Lord.

The MLK holiday is a coincidence...unless Obama went back in time to manipulate when MLK day was to be celebrated and what day the inauguration was to be held.

www.strangecosmos.com
 
2013-01-20 02:15:50 PM  

Goodfella: [xtupload.com image 290x290]

Chuck Norris: American Nostradamus


More like Nostra-dumbass amirite??

/yes, I am right
 
2013-01-20 02:16:07 PM  

fugeeface: Coco LaFemme: fugeeface: What secret ceremony? It was just on C-SPAN live 15 minutes ago. Simple- it was all repeat after me and congratulations Mr. President. Done. Headline fail. Not sure why party day is tomorrow for all this, but whatever.

You've read the Constitution, right?  The President's term begins at noon on January 20th.  Inaugurations are not held on Sundays, so he was officially sworn in today and will be ceremonially sworn in again tomorrow, where he'll also give his inaugural address.  That's just how we do things.  It's not a big secret.

Yes, I have read the Constitution, and the 20th amendment, as it would seem that you have, too. My points were simply that there was no secret ceremony, as it was broadcast live from the Blue Room of the White House with Chief Justice Roberts administrating the oath; everybody knew this. Secondly, BFD that today is Sunday, why can't we have parades and the public swearing-in stuff, etc., today? So what that it is Sunday? My readings of the Constitution doesn't make any mention of Sunday in relationship to the oath-taking or inauguration, just reads the 20th of Jan. That was done. The law was carried out duly and on schedule. All is well with the Republic. I don't know any constitutional laws in regards to my comment about why have the big ceremony tomorrow as you imply in your snark about my reading the Constitution. So what that in the past, the big ceremony stuff wasn't conducted on a Sunday (and yes, I know the historical reasons)? It would seem to me that whatever day is the 20th of January is a good enough day for a party.
Also, there was no secret ceremony.


Because Jesus. Seriously. Somewhere along the line, some President decided that the big to-do should not be held on the Christian Sabbath

T-Servo: Mrtraveler01: T-Servo: ThisSideofSteinway: NewportBarGuy: Does this mean Donald Trump is automatically President and Nancy Pelosi is relegated to Walmart Greeter?

Not to mention that there ceremony was THREE MINUTES EARLY according to my watch. Why does Obama hate the 20th Amendment?

And the Constitution doesn't say Eastern Standard Time- that's just East Coast elitism, rather than using Mountain Time like Jesus intended.

Don't give me that granola-eating, tree-hugging, stoned-out hippy, Mountain Time crap. Real Americans use Central Standard Time.

[i151.photobucket.com image 850x628]

I was working off the 'safe zone' on the map. Besides, my Dick Cheney Doomsday clock is set to Wyoming time.


I am SO amused that the Socialism Belt includes Minneapolis! :-D
 
2013-01-20 02:22:24 PM  

fugeeface: It's weird what people will stress about. It's a Sunday, I can haz: Public ceremony-NO. Superbowl-YES.


That's because Jesus endorses American football.
 
2013-01-20 02:29:19 PM  

MFAWG: Coco LaFemme: If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th.  That is today.  If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have a President for 24 hours.  r.

That actually happened once, but I don't recall the specifics.


Zachary Taylor.
 
2013-01-20 02:33:43 PM  

ravenlore: fugeeface: Coco LaFemme: fugeeface: What secret ceremony? It was just on C-SPAN live 15 minutes ago. Simple- it was all repeat after me and congratulations Mr. President. Done. Headline fail. Not sure why party day is tomorrow for all this, but whatever.

You've read the Constitution, right?  The President's term begins at noon on January 20th.  Inaugurations are not held on Sundays, so he was officially sworn in today and will be ceremonially sworn in again tomorrow, where he'll also give his inaugural address.  That's just how we do things.  It's not a big secret.

Yes, I have read the Constitution, and the 20th amendment, as it would seem that you have, too. My points were simply that there was no secret ceremony, as it was broadcast live from the Blue Room of the White House with Chief Justice Roberts administrating the oath; everybody knew this. Secondly, BFD that today is Sunday, why can't we have parades and the public swearing-in stuff, etc., today? So what that it is Sunday? My readings of the Constitution doesn't make any mention of Sunday in relationship to the oath-taking or inauguration, just reads the 20th of Jan. That was done. The law was carried out duly and on schedule. All is well with the Republic. I don't know any constitutional laws in regards to my comment about why have the big ceremony tomorrow as you imply in your snark about my reading the Constitution. So what that in the past, the big ceremony stuff wasn't conducted on a Sunday (and yes, I know the historical reasons)? It would seem to me that whatever day is the 20th of January is a good enough day for a party.
Also, there was no secret ceremony.

Because Jesus. Seriously. Somewhere along the line, some President decided that the big to-do should not be held on the Christian Sabbath

You're right about that. Christians used to treat the Sabbath more seriously. General Taylor would agree.

T-Servo: Mrtraveler01: T-Servo: ThisSideofSteinway: NewportBarGuy: Does this mean Donald Trump is automatically President and Nancy Pelosi is relegated to Walmart Greeter?

Not to mention that the ...

Also, T-Servo's map is funny.
Also also, there was no secret ceremony, or so the Germans would have us believe.
 
2013-01-20 02:36:22 PM  

T-Servo: Mrtraveler01: T-Servo: ThisSideofSteinway: NewportBarGuy: Does this mean Donald Trump is automatically President and Nancy Pelosi is relegated to Walmart Greeter?

Not to mention that there ceremony was THREE MINUTES EARLY according to my watch. Why does Obama hate the 20th Amendment?

And the Constitution doesn't say Eastern Standard Time- that's just East Coast elitism, rather than using Mountain Time like Jesus intended.

Don't give me that granola-eating, tree-hugging, stoned-out hippy, Mountain Time crap. Real Americans use Central Standard Time.

[i151.photobucket.com image 850x628]

I was working off the 'safe zone' on the map. Besides, my Dick Cheney Doomsday clock is set to Wyoming time.


As a Northern Nevadan, I am laughing my ass off at the 'hardworking ranchers and miners'. And probably offended if I can ever stop laughing.
 
2013-01-20 02:38:18 PM  

ravenlore: Because Jesus. Seriously. Somewhere along the line, some President decided that the big to-do should not be held on the Christian Sabbath


This is the culprit:

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2013-01-20 02:39:04 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: NewportBarGuy: Doktor_Zhivago: Please tell me there is a larger version of this with the Cthulhu version of thr ridiculous zoom in commentary that the original had. Please please please...

I'm not sure, but I doubt it. The one with the zoom-in sh*t was the fundy artist trying to explain the voices in his head. The people that did this one are probably comfortable letting the piece speak for itself.

I was just imagining it in a Lovecraft universe. The lulz....

Oh well.. :'(


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Approve
 
2013-01-20 03:07:18 PM  

fugeeface: It's weird what people will stress about. It's a Sunday, I can haz: Public ceremony-NO. Superbowl-YES.


Jesus invented football, so of course that's fine on Sundays.
 
2013-01-20 03:07:58 PM  
On Monday he'll become the first President to take the oath four times since FDR. Is this what some Republican soothsayer foresaw but got the dates wrong?
 
2013-01-20 03:09:17 PM  

Raharu: beta_plus: Maybe he just wants a dress rehearsal after he screwed it up 4 years ago.

/being a Constitutional Scholar is hard!

But being a racist partisan tool like yourself is pretty damn easy.


I'm sorry, I forgot that all criticism of The One that says he is not left wing enough is racist.
 
2013-01-20 03:12:34 PM  

beta_plus: Raharu: beta_plus: Maybe he just wants a dress rehearsal after he screwed it up 4 years ago.

/being a Constitutional Scholar is hard!

But being a racist partisan tool like yourself is pretty damn easy.

I'm sorry, I forgot that all criticism of The One that says he is not left wing enough is racist.


Maybe it's not racist but I can guarantee you it's probably uneducated.

Hint: If you think Obama is a Communist, Socialist, Fascist tyrant who hates America and Capitalism and is bent on destroying it all, then you're pretty uneducated.
 
2013-01-20 03:23:06 PM  

Mike_1962: MFAWG: Coco LaFemme: If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th.  That is today.  If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have a President for 24 hours.  r.

That actually happened once, but I don't recall the specifics.

Zachary Taylor.


Yep.

Taylor was religious, Polk was out the door, March 4th was on a Sunday, so technically, there was no President from Noon, March 4, 1849 to Noon March 5, 1849 when Taylor took the oath.

Of course, no one really thought about this until years later, so at the time, no one noticed, or gave a damn,
 
2013-01-20 03:39:21 PM  
It's going to be fun watching lazy Obama get bored now that there is no campaign to work toward to anymore.

And instead, try to turn his teleprompter lines of the day into campaigns for his fans. Like this gun control thing, and the NRA is more popular than Obama is anyway.
 
2013-01-20 03:40:07 PM  

fugeeface:
It's weird what people will stress about. It's a Sunday, I can haz: Public ceremony-NO. Superbowl-YES.


Nothing can convice people to pray like a go-ahead 52-yard field goal attempt in the last :10 of the Superbowl.
 
2013-01-20 03:44:24 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: It's going to be fun watching lazy Obama get bored now that there is no campaign to work toward to anymore.

And instead, try to turn his teleprompter lines of the day into campaigns for his fans. Like this gun control thing, and the NRA is more popular than Obama is anyway.


Another blast from the past.  Teleprompter?  Really?  That's what you're going to go with?

I guess once a Fark moran, always a Fark moran.
 
2013-01-20 03:53:12 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: teleprompter


HURR
 
2013-01-20 03:53:15 PM  
Hey, the sun is out and it's actually shining.

Whar's that thousand years of darkness I was promised?
 
2013-01-20 03:56:28 PM  

Kittypie070: Hey, the sun is out and it's actually shining.

Whar's that thousand years of darkness I was promised?


Just wait until Teabag Spring.
 
2013-01-20 04:05:54 PM  
Hey subby, don't use a Batman reference to come up with such a stupid headline.
 
2013-01-20 04:14:25 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: teleprompter


Why do you hate Reagan?

images2.dailykos.com
 
2013-01-20 04:16:24 PM  
It will be so funny and sickeningly ironic if the far right actually tries to derp-off about this. The dual-inauguration is because this year the 20th is a Sunday and long ago Sunday was an automatic (and more or less required) day of rest. Since the old timey days, when it fell on a Sunday, They would do a private, quiet, solo, quicky and then a big, loud, public one the following day Anyways, if they get pissy because Obama is observing the day of rest, I'm gonna laugh my ass off... for so many reasons.
 
2013-01-20 04:18:25 PM  
Oh look, more manufactured conservative outage manufactured by liberals.
 
2013-01-20 04:18:51 PM  

olddeegee: On Monday he'll become the first President to take the oath four times since FDR. Is this what some Republican soothsayer foresaw but got the dates wrong?


Republican soothsayers are not intelligent or talented enough at what they do to even report predict the past. What evidence has there ever been that a party member can see the future? =P
 
2013-01-20 04:22:53 PM  

big pig peaches: Oh look, more manufactured conservative outage manufactured by liberals.


DerpHo!
 
2013-01-20 04:23:05 PM  

big pig peaches: Oh look, more manufactured conservative outage manufactured by liberals.


Liberals really don't think that conservatives are outraged about this...yet. They're just making fun of how outraged Conservatives get when Obama does the most trivial things (Arugula, Dijon Mustard, etc.).

But I guess it's fun to play victim, so I won't ruin your fun.
 
2013-01-20 04:24:32 PM  

big pig peaches: Oh look, more manufactured conservative outage manufactured by liberals.


Don't you have some ear lifts you should be doing or something?
 
2013-01-20 04:39:44 PM  
Neocons crying
Woe! Mustard! Teleprompters!
Depart, do ear lifts.
 
2013-01-20 04:53:39 PM  

jaytkay: Today he's being sworn in for his 2nd term.

Tomorrow he's being sworn in - beginning his 3RD term.

Tell your derper relatives.


Plus, they'll have to impeach him TWICE to get rid of him.
LONG LIVE KING FARTBONGO!
 
2013-01-20 05:07:36 PM  
its a conspiracy! ahhhhhhhhhhh! save us Jesus!
 
2013-01-20 05:11:47 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: It's going to be fun watching lazy Obama get bored now that there is no campaign to work toward to anymore.

And instead, try to turn his teleprompter lines of the day into campaigns for his fans. Like this gun control thing, and the NRA is more popular than Obama is anyway.


Oh gosh that's funny. That's really funny. Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. "Teleprompter" I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, um reference that outside the 2008 campaign before. Because that's what politicians use when they make speeches, right? A teleprompter. And yet you've taken that, and used it out of context, to insult Obama in this new situation. Gosh, what a clever, smart Farker you must be, to come up with a joke like that by your self. Mmm. That's so fresh, too. Any Titanic jokes you want to throw at us while we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Because we're right here. God you're so funny!

starsmedia.ign.com
 
2013-01-20 05:12:49 PM  

big pig peaches: Oh look, more manufactured conservative outage manufactured by liberals.


Derpdadoo
 
2013-01-20 05:22:31 PM  

big pig peaches: Oh look, more manufactured conservative outage manufactured by liberals.


i1326.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-20 05:31:13 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: It's going to be fun watching lazy Obama get bored now that there is no campaign to work toward to anymore.

And instead, try to turn his teleprompter lines of the day into campaigns for his fans. Like this gun control thing, and the NRA is more popular than Obama is anyway.


big pig peaches: Oh look, more manufactured conservative outage manufactured by liberals.


Yeah.  The Sunday trolls really suck around here.
 
2013-01-20 05:32:52 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: teleprompter


DRINK!
 
2013-01-20 05:36:10 PM  

FlashHarry: barneyfifesbullet: teleprompter

DRINK!


My liver's punching back!
 
2013-01-20 05:47:58 PM  
[lifts barneyfifesbullet up by his ears]

[swings him around happily as if he were a large wet dishcloth]
 
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