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2013-01-20 12:38:45 PM

Mrtraveler01: Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

From the Depths of Hell itself I offer the warmest of congratulations to

B-ROCK 'THE ISLAMIC SHOCK' HUSSATAN SUPERALLAH OBAMA AL-CHICAGO!

Deep Derp dish pizza for everyone!


FTFY
 
2013-01-20 12:39:13 PM

coeyagi: Forty-Two: We watched the ceremony on CSPAN; it wasn't a secret. However, a few minutes before the oath, the camera lingered on Orly Taitz, standing outside holding a hand-lettered cardboard sign. Seriously.

I think terminally ill cancer patients should be given thousands of dollars for their family to do head on collisions with people like Orly Taitz or Fred Phelps.


That's mean.

No need to waste terminally ill cancer patients on subhuman pieces of trash.
 
2013-01-20 12:41:02 PM

FlashHarry: KarmicDisaster: Heh, The pentagram watch is the finishing touch on that.

i'm kind of a watch nerd. where can i buy a pentagram watch like that?


I got one in my ObamaBag after the election

/the phone is kind of lame, though
 
2013-01-20 12:42:26 PM

NewportBarGuy: Wherefore, the "man" revealed himself in his true form!

[i47.tinypic.com image 640x432]


Please tell me there is a larger version of this with the Cthulhu version of thr ridiculous zoom in commentary that the original had. Please please please...
 
2013-01-20 12:44:33 PM

NewportBarGuy: Wherefore, the "man" revealed himself in his true form!

[i47.tinypic.com image 640x432]


Am I wrong in thinking that his wings need to be at least twice the length of his body in order to even fly?
 
2013-01-20 12:44:42 PM

Sir-Marx-A-Lot: [patdollard.com image 475x356]

God, if anyone from the year 3000 does a GIS for Obama Constitution while doing research...we're screwed.


WTF is this doing there:

Link
 
2013-01-20 12:45:06 PM
National Day to Pray has failed you, biatches!
 
2013-01-20 12:47:23 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: Please tell me there is a larger version of this with the Cthulhu version of thr ridiculous zoom in commentary that the original had. Please please please...


I'm not sure, but I doubt it. The one with the zoom-in sh*t was the fundy artist trying to explain the voices in his head. The people that did this one are probably comfortable letting the piece speak for itself.
 
2013-01-20 12:49:42 PM
4 more years of Sharia Law!
 
2013-01-20 12:50:48 PM

NewportBarGuy: Doktor_Zhivago: Please tell me there is a larger version of this with the Cthulhu version of thr ridiculous zoom in commentary that the original had. Please please please...

I'm not sure, but I doubt it. The one with the zoom-in sh*t was the fundy artist trying to explain the voices in his head. The people that did this one are probably comfortable letting the piece speak for itself.


I was just imagining it in a Lovecraft universe. The lulz....

Oh well.. :'(
 
2013-01-20 12:52:08 PM

Sir-Marx-A-Lot: [patdollard.com image 475x356]

God, if anyone from the year 3000 does a GIS for Obama Constitution while doing research...we're screwed.


Hopefully they will have HologramShop and understand what programs primitive people had to work with before.
 
2013-01-20 12:54:19 PM
I bet he was sworn in using a stack of Corahns and some of them Satanic Bibles. And a few copies of Mein Kampf too, o' course.

/I'll bet you money that that appears in Freeperville within a day or so.
 
2013-01-20 12:54:59 PM
Are we sure those "accidental" shootings at gun shows yesterday weren't just teabaggers committing suicide the day before their version of the End Times?
 
2013-01-20 12:55:54 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm afraid to go on Facebook to see what my idiot relatives have already posted about the "Secret Inauguration"

Which, by now, thanks to the magic of FW:FW;RE;FW and "telephone" is most certainly the "Secret Inagguration where Fartbongo got down on one knee and, his hand on a Koran held by the president of China, used that there African clicking language to swear eternal fealty to Muslin Socialisticism and promised to use his mind control ray to make Real Muricans think the American flag is a 'Magic Eye' poster close-up of the Ayatollah's butthole!"


You left out fema death camps.
 
2013-01-20 12:57:42 PM

DubyaHater: 4 more years of Sharia Law!


It's time to rock the casbah!

/they say it's not kosher
 
2013-01-20 01:02:18 PM

FlashHarry: MaudlinMutantMollusk: LET THE 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS BLACKNESS COMMENCE


i'll key up the 808 and 18" Pioneers. somebody grab some 40's a' olde' E.
 
2013-01-20 01:03:17 PM

mahuika: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x427]


He'd also like you to believe he's not a baby-eater. Never gone on record saying he isn't.
 
2013-01-20 01:03:27 PM

ThisSideofSteinway: NewportBarGuy: Does this mean Donald Trump is automatically President and Nancy Pelosi is relegated to Walmart Greeter?

Not to mention that there ceremony was THREE MINUTES EARLY according to my watch. Why does Obama hate the 20th Amendment?


And the Constitution doesn't say Eastern Standard Time- that's just East Coast elitism, rather than using Mountain Time like Jesus intended.
 
2013-01-20 01:04:08 PM

MFAWG: Coco LaFemme: If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th.  That is today.  If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have a President for 24 hours.  r.

That actually happened once, but I don't recall the specifics.


I think his religious beliefs prevented him from being sworn in on a Sunday. Zachary Taylor maybe?
 
2013-01-20 01:04:26 PM

dustman81: Coco LaFemme: If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th.  That is today.  If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have a President for 24 hours.  So, they have the official swearing-in today to meet Constitutional requirements, and tomorrow is the ceremonial swearing-in at the Capitol and the address, and all the pomp and circumstance.

Also, Chief Justice Roberts better not fark up the oath this time like he did four years ago.  It's not that lengthy a spiel to memorize, sir.

Pretty much this. Reagan was sworn in for his second term on Sunday, January 20, 1985, with a ceremonial swearing in on the 21st.


Did you know Obama has a secretary named Reagan and Reagan had a secretary named Obama?
 
2013-01-20 01:07:01 PM

T-Servo: ThisSideofSteinway: NewportBarGuy: Does this mean Donald Trump is automatically President and Nancy Pelosi is relegated to Walmart Greeter?

Not to mention that there ceremony was THREE MINUTES EARLY according to my watch. Why does Obama hate the 20th Amendment?

And the Constitution doesn't say Eastern Standard Time- that's just East Coast elitism, rather than using Mountain Time like Jesus intended.


Don't give me that granola-eating, tree-hugging, stoned-out hippy, Mountain Time crap. Real Americans use Central Standard Time.
 
2013-01-20 01:07:36 PM

NewportBarGuy: Satan's Gift Shop

I'm pretty sure they have a Groupon for it.


whoa. i kind of want the resolute desk replica.
 
2013-01-20 01:07:43 PM
Leaked photo of the secret ceremony:
www.morethings.com
 
2013-01-20 01:09:54 PM

Coco LaFemme: fugeeface: What secret ceremony? It was just on C-SPAN live 15 minutes ago. Simple- it was all repeat after me and congratulations Mr. President. Done. Headline fail. Not sure why party day is tomorrow for all this, but whatever.

You've read the Constitution, right?  The President's term begins at noon on January 20th.  Inaugurations are not held on Sundays, so he was officially sworn in today and will be ceremonially sworn in again tomorrow, where he'll also give his inaugural address.  That's just how we do things.  It's not a big secret.


Yes, I have read the Constitution, and the 20th amendment, as it would seem that you have, too. My points were simply that there was no secret ceremony, as it was broadcast live from the Blue Room of the White House with Chief Justice Roberts administrating the oath; everybody knew this. Secondly, BFD that today is Sunday, why can't we have parades and the public swearing-in stuff, etc., today? So what that it is Sunday? My readings of the Constitution doesn't make any mention of Sunday in relationship to the oath-taking or inauguration, just reads the 20th of Jan. That was done. The law was carried out duly and on schedule. All is well with the Republic. I don't know any constitutional laws in regards to my comment about why have the big ceremony tomorrow as you imply in your snark about my reading the Constitution. So what that in the past, the big ceremony stuff wasn't conducted on a Sunday (and yes, I know the historical reasons)? It would seem to me that whatever day is the 20th of January is a good enough day for a party.
Also, there was no secret ceremony.
 
2013-01-20 01:13:54 PM
In 09 on Conservapedia someone suggested that he had hollowed out the Bible that was used at the inauguration and placed a Koran inside.
 
2013-01-20 01:14:17 PM

Evil Mackerel: Am I wrong in thinking that his wings need to be at least twice the length of his body in order to even fly?


You're telling an Elder God whether or not it is capable of flight? Sounds like you'll be eaten last, my friend.
 
2013-01-20 01:16:35 PM

Lumpmoose: From the headline I assumed it's to avoid Roberts farking it up again but meeting an inauguration date requirement set in the Constitution is even more innocuous.


HOW DARE FARTBONGO DESTROY OUR CONSTITUTION BY FOLLOWING ITS LAWS TO THE LETTER!!1!!!11!!!11
 
2013-01-20 01:16:57 PM

fugeeface: Coco LaFemme: fugeeface: What secret ceremony? It was just on C-SPAN live 15 minutes ago. Simple- it was all repeat after me and congratulations Mr. President. Done. Headline fail. Not sure why party day is tomorrow for all this, but whatever.

You've read the Constitution, right?  The President's term begins at noon on January 20th.  Inaugurations are not held on Sundays, so he was officially sworn in today and will be ceremonially sworn in again tomorrow, where he'll also give his inaugural address.  That's just how we do things.  It's not a big secret.

Yes, I have read the Constitution, and the 20th amendment, as it would seem that you have, too. My points were simply that there was no secret ceremony, as it was broadcast live from the Blue Room of the White House with Chief Justice Roberts administrating the oath; everybody knew this. Secondly, BFD that today is Sunday, why can't we have parades and the public swearing-in stuff, etc., today? So what that it is Sunday? My readings of the Constitution doesn't make any mention of Sunday in relationship to the oath-taking or inauguration, just reads the 20th of Jan. That was done. The law was carried out duly and on schedule. All is well with the Republic. I don't know any constitutional laws in regards to my comment about why have the big ceremony tomorrow as you imply in your snark about my reading the Constitution. So what that in the past, the big ceremony stuff wasn't conducted on a Sunday (and yes, I know the historical reasons)? It would seem to me that whatever day is the 20th of January is a good enough day for a party.
Also, there was no secret ceremony.


I think it's kind of obvious. Black president has public ceremony on MLK day.
 
2013-01-20 01:17:29 PM

Coco LaFemme: If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th.  That is today.  If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have an awesome President for 24 hours.


wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

FTFY
 
2013-01-20 01:18:16 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: LET THE 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS COMMENCE


I got my LED flashlight ready, those things last for-EVER.
 
2013-01-20 01:19:46 PM
I'm kinda shocked we haven't heard about a True Patriots' "Inauguration" where Chief Justice Orly Taintz swears in Rand Paul and Sheriff Joe as the "real" Prez and VP
 
2013-01-20 01:19:59 PM

simplicimus: fugeeface: Coco LaFemme: fugeeface: What secret ceremony? It was just on C-SPAN live 15 minutes ago. Simple- it was all repeat after me and congratulations Mr. President. Done. Headline fail. Not sure why party day is tomorrow for all this, but whatever.

You've read the Constitution, right?  The President's term begins at noon on January 20th.  Inaugurations are not held on Sundays, so he was officially sworn in today and will be ceremonially sworn in again tomorrow, where he'll also give his inaugural address.  That's just how we do things.  It's not a big secret.

Yes, I have read the Constitution, and the 20th amendment, as it would seem that you have, too. My points were simply that there was no secret ceremony, as it was broadcast live from the Blue Room of the White House with Chief Justice Roberts administrating the oath; everybody knew this. Secondly, BFD that today is Sunday, why can't we have parades and the public swearing-in stuff, etc., today? So what that it is Sunday? My readings of the Constitution doesn't make any mention of Sunday in relationship to the oath-taking or inauguration, just reads the 20th of Jan. That was done. The law was carried out duly and on schedule. All is well with the Republic. I don't know any constitutional laws in regards to my comment about why have the big ceremony tomorrow as you imply in your snark about my reading the Constitution. So what that in the past, the big ceremony stuff wasn't conducted on a Sunday (and yes, I know the historical reasons)? It would seem to me that whatever day is the 20th of January is a good enough day for a party.
Also, there was no secret ceremony.

I think it's kind of obvious. Black president has public ceremony on MLK day.


I think that's a huge part of it, but the other part I really do think is keeping in accordance with tradition.
 
2013-01-20 01:20:27 PM

Stile4aly: In 09 on Conservapedia someone suggested that he had hollowed out the Bible that was used at the inauguration and placed a Koran inside.


There may even have been a whole thread about that... but my fark search foo sucks
 
2013-01-20 01:20:56 PM

fugeeface: Coco LaFemme: fugeeface: What secret ceremony? It was just on C-SPAN live 15 minutes ago. Simple- it was all repeat after me and congratulations Mr. President. Done. Headline fail. Not sure why party day is tomorrow for all this, but whatever.

You've read the Constitution, right?  The President's term begins at noon on January 20th.  Inaugurations are not held on Sundays, so he was officially sworn in today and will be ceremonially sworn in again tomorrow, where he'll also give his inaugural address.  That's just how we do things.  It's not a big secret.

Yes, I have read the Constitution, and the 20th amendment, as it would seem that you have, too. My points were simply that there was no secret ceremony, as it was broadcast live from the Blue Room of the White House with Chief Justice Roberts administrating the oath; everybody knew this. Secondly, BFD that today is Sunday, why can't we have parades and the public swearing-in stuff, etc., today? So what that it is Sunday? My readings of the Constitution doesn't make any mention of Sunday in relationship to the oath-taking or inauguration, just reads the 20th of Jan. That was done. The law was carried out duly and on schedule. All is well with the Republic. I don't know any constitutional laws in regards to my comment about why have the big ceremony tomorrow as you imply in your snark about my reading the Constitution. So what that in the past, the big ceremony stuff wasn't conducted on a Sunday (and yes, I know the historical reasons)? It would seem to me that whatever day is the 20th of January is a good enough day for a party.
Also, there was no secret ceremony.


victorstuff.com

I run Sundays in the greater DC metro area!!!
 
2013-01-20 01:21:42 PM

Mrtraveler01: T-Servo: ThisSideofSteinway: NewportBarGuy: Does this mean Donald Trump is automatically President and Nancy Pelosi is relegated to Walmart Greeter?

Not to mention that there ceremony was THREE MINUTES EARLY according to my watch. Why does Obama hate the 20th Amendment?

And the Constitution doesn't say Eastern Standard Time- that's just East Coast elitism, rather than using Mountain Time like Jesus intended.

Don't give me that granola-eating, tree-hugging, stoned-out hippy, Mountain Time crap. Real Americans use Central Standard Time.


i151.photobucket.com

I was working off the 'safe zone' on the map. Besides, my Dick Cheney Doomsday clock is set to Wyoming time.
 
2013-01-20 01:22:44 PM
This thread is delivering on so many levels.
 
2013-01-20 01:24:40 PM
1000 years of darkness has officially begun...
 
2013-01-20 01:24:58 PM

Great_Milenko: How dare they have a dignified, low key ceremony in these troubled economic times? Don't they realize that they're literally taking food out of the mouths of fox news contributors who would otherwise be on TV decrying all the taxpayer money being spent on security to protect Obongo from fox news' more rabid viewers?


Don't worry, the public ceremony is on a holiday so all those government employees will be getting double time.
 
2013-01-20 01:25:37 PM

Mrtraveler01: Oh, what it would be like to be a fly on the wall of Mitt Romney's home right now.


I'm guessing Romney is barely aware that the Inauguration is happening. For that matter, I doubt he's given much thought to the election, Obama, the campaign, or anything else political since it happened, except to be glad it's over with. All that fly would see is Romney doing Sudoku and maybe taking the car for a spin in the car elevator.

Remember, this is a guy whose campaign canceled the staff credit cards within minutes of his concession speech, leaving a few poor Young Republicans to pay for their own cab rides home. I'm not saying he didn't want to be elected President, but he sure as hell didn't want to have to try to be elected President, and I doubt he's troubled his beautiful mind with it ever since.

Why he's not worried about the US capitulating to the Comintern and using its last dollar to fund the Palestinian nuclear weapons program, like he implied would happen if Obama were re-elected, is left as an exercise for the alert Farker.
 
2013-01-20 01:26:31 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: LET THE 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS COMMENCE


*shakes tiny fist*

/read the thread before posting? are you CRAZY?!?
 
2013-01-20 01:29:49 PM

T-Servo: Mrtraveler01: T-Servo: ThisSideofSteinway: NewportBarGuy: Does this mean Donald Trump is automatically President and Nancy Pelosi is relegated to Walmart Greeter?

Not to mention that there ceremony was THREE MINUTES EARLY according to my watch. Why does Obama hate the 20th Amendment?

And the Constitution doesn't say Eastern Standard Time- that's just East Coast elitism, rather than using Mountain Time like Jesus intended.

Don't give me that granola-eating, tree-hugging, stoned-out hippy, Mountain Time crap. Real Americans use Central Standard Time.

[i151.photobucket.com image 850x628]

I was working off the 'safe zone' on the map. Besides, my Dick Cheney Doomsday clock is set to Wyoming time.


Heh, I've never seen that one before.

Pretty clever though.
 
2013-01-20 01:29:53 PM

sonnyboy11: This thread is delivering on so many levels.


kamoymagazine.commedia.salon.com

HEY!!! Not cool, dude.

/pizza party 2016
 
2013-01-20 01:31:14 PM

mediablitz: 1000 years of darkness has officially begun...


We get it, he's Black.
 
2013-01-20 01:31:48 PM
While the early morning temperature will be in the 20s, the forecast calls for a high temperature in the upper 30s or low 40s. Still, organizers cautioned attendees to bundle up because of prolonged exposure to the cold as they watch the events and make their way to and from them.

Fark your nanny state mollycoddling. Real Americans don't need the oppressive hand of socialism to tell them how to dress. How many billions of taxpayer dollars were wasted issuing that Royal Decree from King Nanny himself? I'd guess... seven. Seven billion dollars. You monster.
 
2013-01-20 01:32:05 PM
placester.com

STEALTHBAMA!!!!
 
2013-01-20 01:33:46 PM
Maybe he just wants a dress rehearsal after he screwed it up 4 years ago.

/being a Constitutional Scholar is hard!
 
2013-01-20 01:34:44 PM

Mrtraveler01: Oh, what it would be like to be a fly on the wall of Mitt Romney's home right now.


Thanksgiving, 2012. The family comes over to Mitt's house and encounter only the chauffeur, who doesn't know where Mitt
and Ann are. The reality is that Mitt has been locked in his study for days, nursing the same glass of scotch, looking
out the window. Occasionally tears roll down his face, but that's only when his imaginary world of not being president
comes to the forefront.

Ann is in one of the guest bedrooms, popping pills like they're Mentos. The weird smell is from the walk-in closet
which has been used as the bathroom since November 10th. The real bathroom is right next to it, but Ann is too strung out
to realize or care.

The family downstairs figures this out when they hear Mitt screaming for his Secretary of Defense (before weeping)
and Ann talking about her failed life and dreams. Then one of their sons (Zip, Bang, or Whizzo) tells the kids
to go outside to play, hurriedly runs to Boston Market, and salvages something out of the holiday.

The family leaves when they realize Mitt and Ann aren't coming down for quite a while yet.
/not mine, i just saw it and saved it for future use
//glad i did
 
2013-01-20 01:35:31 PM
i915.photobucket.com

/embarrassingly Q&D
 
2013-01-20 01:37:50 PM
I'd love to have seen the "thought bubble" above President Obama's head as he faced Judge Roberts: "Betcha didn't think you be doin' THIS again, you dumb honky."

Judge Roberts' thought bubble would be unprintable.

/"honky" is OK
//George Jefferson said it
///or is it "honkey" with an "e"?
 
2013-01-20 01:42:06 PM
i151.photobucket.com

Inside my parents' minds...
 
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