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(CNN)   Quick, to the Derpmobile: Obama sworn-in at secret ceremony BEFORE Monday's public inaugural   (cnn.com) divider line 179
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2013-01-20 08:37:06 AM  
Does this mean Donald Trump is automatically President and Nancy Pelosi is relegated to Walmart Greeter?
 
2013-01-20 08:57:34 AM  
It's so we don't see him do the double secret Kenyan handshake.
 
2013-01-20 10:26:48 AM  
How do you know it's happening  if it's a SECRET?
 
2013-01-20 10:58:39 AM  
From the headline I assumed it's to avoid Roberts farking it up again but meeting an inauguration date requirement set in the Constitution is even more innocuous.
 
2013-01-20 11:01:38 AM  

Lumpmoose: From the headline I assumed it's to avoid Roberts farking it up again but meeting an inauguration date requirement set in the Constitution is even more innocuous.


Obama should be impeached for daring to follow the rules set down in the Constitution.
 
2013-01-20 11:07:42 AM  
If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th.  That is today.  If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have a President for 24 hours.  So, they have the official swearing-in today to meet Constitutional requirements, and tomorrow is the ceremonial swearing-in at the Capitol and the address, and all the pomp and circumstance.

Also, Chief Justice Roberts better not fark up the oath this time like he did four years ago.  It's not that lengthy a spiel to memorize, sir.
 
2013-01-20 11:15:08 AM  
Submitter, forget the conspiracy, I know for a FACT you suck at punctuation.
 
2013-01-20 11:15:59 AM  

oldernell: How do you know it's happening  if it's a SECRET?


I'm sure the Obamedia will show us "pictures" of the "event"

With zer0bammy's hand on a "Bible"
 
2013-01-20 11:47:34 AM  
That's what they WANT you to think!
 
2013-01-20 11:53:32 AM  

Coco LaFemme: If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th.  That is today.  If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have a President for 24 hours.  So, they have the official swearing-in today to meet Constitutional requirements, and tomorrow is the ceremonial swearing-in at the Capitol and the address, and all the pomp and circumstance.

Also, Chief Justice Roberts better not fark up the oath this time like he did four years ago.  It's not that lengthy a spiel to memorize, sir.


Pretty much this. Reagan was sworn in for his second term on Sunday, January 20, 1985, with a ceremonial swearing in on the 21st.
 
2013-01-20 11:56:15 AM  
uuuuu, just under the wire.
 
2013-01-20 12:03:15 PM  
I'm afraid to go on Facebook to see what my idiot relatives have already posted about the "Secret Inauguration"

Which, by now, thanks to the magic of FW:FW;RE;FW and "telephone" is most certainly the "Secret Inagguration where Fartbongo got down on one knee and, his hand on a Koran held by the president of China, used that there African clicking language to swear eternal fealty to Muslin Socialisticism and promised to use his mind control ray to make Real Muricans think the American flag is a 'Magic Eye' poster close-up of the Ayatollah's butthole!"
 
2013-01-20 12:04:34 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-20 12:05:40 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th.  That is today.  If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have a President for 24 hours.  So, they have the official swearing-in today to meet Constitutional requirements, and tomorrow is the ceremonial swearing-in at the Capitol and the address, and all the pomp and circumstance.

Also, Chief Justice Roberts better not fark up the oath this time like he did four years ago.  It's not that lengthy a spiel to memorize, sir.


Jesus wouldn't have made the 20th the inauguration day unless that was when he wanted to ceremony to be held.
 
2013-01-20 12:06:05 PM  
Obama should have sworn in with his left hand on the Constitution instead of the Bible.
 
2013-01-20 12:06:24 PM  
They got it right this time. Roberts carefully read each line right off his notes.
 
2013-01-20 12:09:14 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: That's what they WANT you to think!


www.kulturekritic.com

Soon to reveal STARTLING NEW EVIDENCE!
 
2013-01-20 12:11:15 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Does this mean Donald Trump is automatically President and Nancy Pelosi is relegated to Walmart Greeter?


Not to mention that there ceremony was THREE MINUTES EARLY according to my watch. Why does Obama hate the 20th Amendment?
 
2013-01-20 12:13:05 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Also, Chief Justice Roberts better not fark up the oath this time like he did four years ago. It's not that lengthy a spiel to memorize, sir.


They covered this on NPR the other day. He memorized the whole thing and all the planned pauses, the problem was that nobody ever got the plan from Roberts to Obama's team so Obama was unaware of the specific points where Roberts planned to stop for a response. Obama wound up responding earlier than Roberts expected which caused him to flub the next line. Obama knew the line was wrong so he paused in confusion which just messed things up even worse.

They also pointed out that it's been messed up far worse by others in the past.
 
2013-01-20 12:14:24 PM  
What secret ceremony? It was just on C-SPAN live 15 minutes ago. Simple- it was all repeat after me and congratulations Mr. President. Done. Headline fail. Not sure why party day is tomorrow for all this, but whatever.
 
2013-01-20 12:15:43 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Coco LaFemme: Also, Chief Justice Roberts better not fark up the oath this time like he did four years ago. It's not that lengthy a spiel to memorize, sir.

They covered this on NPR the other day. He memorized the whole thing and all the planned pauses, the problem was that nobody ever got the plan from Roberts to Obama's team so Obama was unaware of the specific points where Roberts planned to stop for a response. Obama wound up responding earlier than Roberts expected which caused him to flub the next line. Obama knew the line was wrong so he paused in confusion which just messed things up even worse.

They also pointed out that it's been messed up far worse by others in the past.


Wasn't there a Freeper "Constitutional Scholar" who had it all figured out, that Roberts' oath-mangling was a last-ditch effort that actually made Obama's election null and void, and we've secretly had President Dick Cheney since 2009?
 
2013-01-20 12:16:23 PM  
i.imgur.com

From the Depths of Hell itself I offer the warmest of congratulations to

B-ROCK 'THE ISLAMIC SHOCK' HUSSATAN SUPERALLAH OBAMA AL-CHICAGO!

 
2013-01-20 12:19:09 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

From the Depths of Hell itself I offer the warmest of congratulations to

B-ROCK 'THE ISLAMIC SHOCK' HUSSATAN SUPERALLAH OBAMA AL-CHICAGO!


Deep dish pizza for everyone!
 
2013-01-20 12:20:02 PM  
patdollard.com

God, if anyone from the year 3000 does a GIS for Obama Constitution while doing research...we're screwed.
 
2013-01-20 12:21:03 PM  

Lumpmoose: From the headline I assumed it's to avoid Roberts farking it up again but meeting an inauguration date requirement set in the Constitution is even more innocuous.


You don't actually expect the "strict constitutionalists" in the derp brigade to actually know what the constitution says do you?

Seriously; I have never seen people who scream so much about the U.S. Constitution being violated, yet seem to have no idea how the government actually functions as described in the U.S. Constituion. Then they build elaborate yet realistically impossible conspiracy theories around that ignorance of the U.S. Constuitution, living in fear of their government for no reason.
 
2013-01-20 12:21:22 PM  
How dare they have a dignified, low key ceremony in these troubled economic times? Don't they realize that they're literally taking food out of the mouths of fox news contributors who would otherwise be on TV decrying all the taxpayer money being spent on security to protect Obongo from fox news' more rabid viewers?
 
2013-01-20 12:21:33 PM  
LET THE 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS COMMENCE
 
2013-01-20 12:22:52 PM  
Watched the swearing-in on CBS. Short, sweet, and to the point. And classy in its simplicity. And Malia saying "Good job Daddy!" was utterly adorbs.
 
2013-01-20 12:24:29 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

From the Depths of Hell itself I offer the warmest of congratulations to

B-ROCK 'THE ISLAMIC SHOCK' HUSSATAN SUPERALLAH OBAMA AL-CHICAGO!


Heh, The pentagram watch is the finishing touch on that.
 
2013-01-20 12:25:53 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: LET THE 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS BLACKNESS COMMENCE


FTFY
 
2013-01-20 12:26:44 PM  

Great_Milenko: How dare they have a dignified, low key ceremony in these troubled economic times? Don't they realize that they're literally taking food out of the mouths of fox news contributors who would otherwise be on TV decrying all the taxpayer money being spent on security to protect Obongo from fox news' more rabid viewers?


Some of them could stand to take some of the stress off their hoverrounds.
 
2013-01-20 12:27:53 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Heh, The pentagram watch is the finishing touch on that.


i'm kind of a watch nerd. where can i buy a pentagram watch like that?
 
2013-01-20 12:28:00 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have a President for 24 hours.


I think he's president oath or no oath, as strictly speaking he hasn't been released from his 2009 oath. You're probably right about the reason they do this, though, I guess. Looks cleaner on paper.
 
2013-01-20 12:28:04 PM  
0bama's secret inauguration was held on Mars so his parents could see it.
 
2013-01-20 12:28:36 PM  

fugeeface: What secret ceremony? It was just on C-SPAN live 15 minutes ago. Simple- it was all repeat after me and congratulations Mr. President. Done. Headline fail. Not sure why party day is tomorrow for all this, but whatever.


You've read the Constitution, right?  The President's term begins at noon on January 20th.  Inaugurations are not held on Sundays, so he was officially sworn in today and will be ceremonially sworn in again tomorrow, where he'll also give his inaugural address.  That's just how we do things.  It's not a big secret.
 
2013-01-20 12:28:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: LET THE 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS COMMENCE


MaudlinMutantMollusk: LET THE 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS COMMENCE


That will be Jebb in 2016 if the star chamber has their way.
 
2013-01-20 12:29:35 PM  
We watched the ceremony on CSPAN; it wasn't a secret. However, a few minutes before the oath, the camera lingered on Orly Taitz, standing outside holding a hand-lettered cardboard sign. Seriously.
 
2013-01-20 12:29:49 PM  

FlashHarry: MaudlinMutantMollusk: LET THE 1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS BLACKISH COMMENCE

FTFY

 
2013-01-20 12:31:26 PM  

Forty-Two: We watched the ceremony on CSPAN; it wasn't a secret. However, a few minutes before the oath, the camera lingered on Orly Taitz, standing outside holding a hand-lettered cardboard sign. Seriously.


They should have let her in.  I mean, the girls at least could have gotten some humor out of it.
 
2013-01-20 12:31:30 PM  
Wherefore, the "man" revealed himself in his true form!

i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-20 12:32:02 PM  
Oh, what it would be like to be a fly on the wall of Mitt Romney's home right now.
 
2013-01-20 12:32:05 PM  
when does he swear on the Koran my right wing friends tell me he's gonna.

oh and the communist manifesto and mein kompf and maos little red book....and

wow, he's gonna be busy
 
2013-01-20 12:33:51 PM  

Forty-Two: We watched the ceremony on CSPAN; it wasn't a secret. However, a few minutes before the oath, the camera lingered on Orly Taitz, standing outside holding a hand-lettered cardboard sign. Seriously.


I think terminally ill cancer patients should be given thousands of dollars for their family to do head on collisions with people like Orly Taitz or Fred Phelps.
 
2013-01-20 12:34:17 PM  

FlashHarry: KarmicDisaster: Heh, The pentagram watch is the finishing touch on that.

I'm kind of a watch nerd. where can I buy a pentagram watch like that?


Satan's Gift Shop

I'm pretty sure they have a Groupon for it.
 
2013-01-20 12:35:37 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Satan's Gift Shop


Actually, that bust of TR would look nice on my mantle. On sale too... Hmmmm...
 
2013-01-20 12:37:07 PM  
www.tvtix.com

It's a Great Day for America everybody!
 
2013-01-20 12:37:21 PM  

NewportBarGuy: mantle


Or, my mantel. *sigh*
 
2013-01-20 12:37:31 PM  

Coco LaFemme: If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th.  That is today.  If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have a President for 24 hours.  r.


That actually happened once, but I don't recall the specifics.
 
2013-01-20 12:37:53 PM  
Today he's being sworn in for his 2nd term.

Tomorrow he's being sworn in - beginning his 3RD term.

Tell your derper relatives.
 
2013-01-20 12:38:38 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: [www.tvtix.com image 280x340]

It's a Great Day for America everybody!


I wonder what Geoff thinks about all of this.
 
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