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(Huffington Post)   Octomom's life starts to imitate the Euro - no matter how many rescue packages you try, it won't stop the inevitable   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 47
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2013-01-20 08:33:30 AM  
She does have nice boobs, so she has that going for her
 
2013-01-20 09:29:43 AM  
i.huffpost.com


The irony of that t-shirt she's wearing is killing me.
 
2013-01-20 09:36:50 AM  
I hate this farking coont more and more every passing year.
 
2013-01-20 09:38:32 AM  
No matter what her assets are, there is one part of her body that she seems to keep injuring. For whatever reason, she seems incapable of not shooting herself in the foot. While there have certainly been maggot shysters trying to leech off her sudden fame (Gloria Allred, Dr. Phil, RadarOnline etc), at the same time this woman has had a myriad of opportunities to settle her self and her life. instead, she seems to think she is smart enough to navigate the minefield on her own and make the big score. Then she faceplants again and we get another Octomom headline splashed across the tabloids.

It's a tragedy for the kids. Their lives are in a constant state of flux because a situation that remains unstable for many reasons, not the least of which is Suleman's seeming inability to deal with her responsibilities in a realistic and honest manner.

File this story in the This-Will-Not-End-Well Folder.
 
2013-01-20 09:52:33 AM  
I'd hit it.
 
2013-01-20 09:57:24 AM  

Second Try: I'd hit it.


Oompa loompa hoopda dee doo
I wouldn't hit that and neither should you.
 
2013-01-20 10:11:41 AM  
JUST F**KING DIE ALREADY
 
2013-01-20 10:11:55 AM  
Force Majeure, biatchez!
 
2013-01-20 10:24:50 AM  
Can you imagine the size of that vagina? She could carry the stripper pole sideways in that thing.
 
2013-01-20 10:25:50 AM  
The Eurois doing fine and would be doing better if the US fiscal mess was resolved. Who am I  to stop a funny headline.
 
2013-01-20 10:27:54 AM  
www.photochopz.com
 
2013-01-20 10:36:29 AM  
In her defense, c-sections tend to negate the whole hot dog in the hallway meme.

/TMYK
 
2013-01-20 10:48:21 AM  
I hate to admit this, but she seems to get better looking as time goes on.
 
2013-01-20 10:48:33 AM  

DubyaHater: Can you imagine the size of that vagina? She could carry the stripper pole sideways in that thing.


Probably smaller than my wife's, which is still fine after giving natural childbirth. Octomom had C sections and claims to be a virgin I think
 
2013-01-20 10:49:56 AM  

dynomutt: Force Majeure, biatchez!


www.chartstats.com

That's a great album.
 
2013-01-20 11:06:18 AM  

KwameKilstrawberry: In her defense, c-sections tend to negate the whole hot dog in the hallway meme.

/TMYK


Thanks a lot, Buzz Killington.
 
2013-01-20 11:13:48 AM  
Well, out of curiosity I saw her porn, she had a fake bake tan, and was painted like a circus clown, the cottch was small, but the rest of the body looked like Tijuana tranny.
 
2013-01-20 11:14:08 AM  
This just in: train wrecks rarely fix themselves
 
2013-01-20 11:30:23 AM  

theflatline: Well, out of curiosity I saw her porn, she had a fake bake tan, and was painted like a circus clown, the cottch was small, but the rest of the body looked like Tijuana tranny.


She wasnt tan at all. I just looked...and yeah, I'd fark her.
 
2013-01-20 11:36:15 AM  

DubyaHater: Can you imagine the size of that vagina? She could carry the stripper pole sideways in that thing.


You realize she never gave birth vaginally?
 
2013-01-20 11:48:33 AM  
They still haven't tried the most important rescue package of all: taking away all those damn kids and kicking mom off welfare.
 
2013-01-20 12:11:04 PM  
www.foxnews.com

Just waiting for the reality show sequel...
 
2013-01-20 12:13:11 PM  

God--: DubyaHater: Can you imagine the size of that vagina? She could carry the stripper pole sideways in that thing.

You realize she never gave birth vaginally?


She wouldnt need to. With 8 babies staring at it her vagina likely tried to escape in either directions while crying uncontrollably.
 
2013-01-20 12:43:45 PM  
14 kids, no prospects, no clue, and no way of getting one, apparently.

All of this would be fine if she had taken any of that money and used it to develop the skills needed for a career. Instead, she'll keep looking for that next fix, be it real or "celebrity", and folks around her will keep exploiting that need to her detriment.

I just wish we'd stop gawking at the wreck.
 
2013-01-20 01:11:25 PM  

KwameKilstrawberry: In her defense, c-sections tend to negate the whole hot dog in the hallway meme.

/TMYK


Didn't it get to the point where installing a zipper would have made more sense than another surgery?
 
2013-01-20 01:22:50 PM  
Let's just say I've seen all of her I care to.
 
2013-01-20 01:23:29 PM  

Oliver Twisted: KwameKilstrawberry: In her defense, c-sections tend to negate the whole hot dog in the hallway meme.

/TMYK

Didn't it get to the point where installing a zipper would have made more sense than another surgery?


She wasn't pregnant that often.
 
2013-01-20 01:37:44 PM  

Oliver Twisted: KwameKilstrawberry: In her defense, c-sections tend to negate the whole hot dog in the hallway meme.

/TMYK

Didn't it get to the point where installing a zipper would have made more sense than another surgery?



...and that, Folks, is how it's done. Relevant, witty and absurd. You, sir, earn a golf clap.

Don't mean to get all girly, but that other meme is just misogynist tripe favored by the unimaginative Studman69s of Farkdom.
 
2013-01-20 01:46:25 PM  

FormlessOne: All of this would be fine if she had taken any of that money and used it to develop the skills needed for a career. Instead, she'll keep looking for that next fix, be it real or "celebrity", and folks around her will keep exploiting that need to her detriment.


It's almost as if she thought having 14 kids would keep her famous for the rest of her life. I remember people vilifying her from day one. Those that had sympathy for her have moved on to learning the recipe for sketti.
 
2013-01-20 01:48:18 PM  
I have no pity for her. None.

How in the hell is she keeping those kids if she's off doing porn and stuff?
 
2013-01-20 02:13:26 PM  

cman: She does have nice boobs, so she has that going for her


They're okay.

The rest of her, however, is gross and she seems like a horrible person. She might have been able to get away with this package twenty years ago when she was the only thing around at any given time, but now the internet exists and there's no reason to look at anything she has to offer. I can CTRL+T and within 20 seconds be seeing better boobs on better bodies owned by better people.
 
2013-01-20 02:18:43 PM  
What the hell is she doing with her money? If a single mom can raise 2 kids working for minimum wage, how can't this thing raise her herd when getting paid 500k for crappy porn, among other things people have thrown money at her to do.
 
2013-01-20 02:32:10 PM  

raptusregaliter: I have no pity for her. None.

How in the hell is she keeping those kids if she's off doing porn and stuff?


As porn and stripping are legal, as long as her children are not present or otherwise involved, it wouldn't factor into her ability to retain legal custody. Her inability to feed, clothe, shelter, and provide medical care, however, would. And it's precisely those reasons why I think someday she willl ultimately relinquish custody or end up killing herself.

She's obviously unhinged, and was able to find an unethical doctor to scheme with. She pathologically lacks judgement and likely has problems controlling impulsivity. She's a product of the reality show revolution that has been polluting cable TV for the past several years. She is also elbows-deep in the welfare queen-myth backlash. Sadly, she isn't the first woman who has debased herself to support her children and she won't be the last. I don't care how many kids she has, how she got pregnant and what the motivation was. She's farking humiliating herself publicly for money so those kids can eat and there are slimy, cruel farkers out there willing to pay for it just so they can watch the freak show. We live in a world that ignores and defunds mental health and still delights in hamstringing reproductive rights and punishing unwed mothers. We want to keep our Madonna-Whores for the service and pleasure of men, but God forbid they actually enjoy sex and have a right to determine their ability to control their own uteri. But we can't call her a whore, so instead we make sanctimonious comments about the size of her veejayjay.

I do pity her and think her fertility doctor should have his entire net worth confiscated for life to help support those kids. She's obviously mentally ill. The entire situation is completely farked up, as is she.

If that's not worth pity, you might want to see "Les Mis". I'm sure you'll find the scene where Fantine sells her molars quite amusing.
 
2013-01-20 07:18:31 PM  
KwameKilstrawberry:
In her defense, c-sections tend to negate the whole hot dog in the hallway meme.

/TMYK


Don't tell that to the 50,000 Farkers who make those comments in EVERY GOD DAMN OCTOMOM THREAD.

KwameKilstrawberry:
Sadly, she isn't the first woman who has debased herself to support her children and she won't be the last. I don't care how many kids she has, how she got pregnant and what the motivation was. She's farking humiliating herself publicly for money so those kids can eat and there are slimy, cruel farkers out there willing to pay for it just so they can watch the freak show. We live in a world that ignores and defunds mental health and still delights in hamstringing reproductive rights and punishing unwed mothers. We want to keep our Madonna-Whores for the service and pleasure of men, but God forbid they actually enjoy sex and have a right to determine their ability to control their own uteri. But we can't call her a whore, so instead we make sanctimonious comments about the size of her veejayjay.

Also that.
 
2013-01-20 07:21:23 PM  
The sheer thermodynamics of her economic reality would crush most people.
She exists on the kindness of strangers.
 
2013-01-20 09:47:50 PM  
If only Lucas was shooting Return of the Jedi now. Could have saved a bundle on the Great Pit of Carkoon scene.
 
2013-01-20 09:50:56 PM  

God--: DubyaHater: Can you imagine the size of that vagina? She could carry the stripper pole sideways in that thing.

You realize she never gave birth vaginally?


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-01-20 11:09:11 PM  

WhippingBoy: God--: DubyaHater: Can you imagine the size of that vagina? She could carry the stripper pole sideways in that thing.

You realize she never gave birth vaginally?

thatsthejoke.jpg


And if anyone saw that movie, they'd know that it's quite the opposite... curiosity got me, and I went ahead and viewed it (a fast-forward version anyways) and was aghast to see how odd she's built down there, so aside the boobies which are probably her best (if only) asset., she reminded me of the bride of Frankenstein for some reason.
 
2013-01-21 01:50:07 AM  

vudukungfu: Second Try: I'd hit it.

Oompa loompa hoopda dee doo
I wouldn't hit that and neither should you.


BWAAAAHHHH HA HA HA!! I laughed like hell.
 
2013-01-21 02:21:56 AM  

FormlessOne: 14 kids, no prospects, no clue, and no way of getting one, apparently.

All of this would be fine if she had taken any of that money and used it to develop the skills needed for a career. Instead, she'll keep looking for that next fix, be it real or "celebrity", and folks around her will keep exploiting that need to her detriment.

I just wish we'd stop gawking at the wreck.


I wish someone would pay me to be a wreck.
 
2013-01-21 02:43:13 AM  
What the hell is wrong with guys? You'd think nothing would kill a boner faster than the idea of 14 farking kids.
 
2013-01-21 08:58:32 AM  
And the relentless train wreck continues....
 
2013-01-21 09:01:29 AM  

ChiWhiteSox_56: BWAAAAHHHH HA HA HA!! I laughed like hell.


Stolen from another farker.
 
2013-01-21 12:39:18 PM  
No lapdances? What the fark's her problem!?
 
2013-01-21 02:16:31 PM  

No Such Agency: KwameKilstrawberry:
In her defense, c-sections tend to negate the whole hot dog in the hallway meme.

/TMYK

Don't tell that to the 50,000 Farkers who make those comments in EVERY GOD DAMN OCTOMOM THREAD.

KwameKilstrawberry:
Sadly, she isn't the first woman who has debased herself to support her children and she won't be the last. I don't care how many kids she has, how she got pregnant and what the motivation was. She's farking humiliating herself publicly for money so those kids can eat and there are slimy, cruel farkers out there willing to pay for it just so they can watch the freak show. We live in a world that ignores and defunds mental health and still delights in hamstringing reproductive rights and punishing unwed mothers. We want to keep our Madonna-Whores for the service and pleasure of men, but God forbid they actually enjoy sex and have a right to determine their ability to control their own uteri. But we can't call her a whore, so instead we make sanctimonious comments about the size of her veejayjay.

Also that.


Octo-mom's own mother was quite insistent that Octo-mom had been trying to have babies since she was 13.
 
2013-01-21 03:15:07 PM  
what did she do w the 500,000?????
and she had a pill problem?
I know California us a goofy state (I live here)
but how does she still have custody of those kids?????
 
2013-01-23 12:51:44 AM  

EbolaNYC: What the hell is wrong with guys? You'd think nothing would kill a boner faster than the idea of 14 farking kids.


I believe that none of the kids have reached that age yet, you pervert....
 
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