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(Daily Mail)   Houston reporter who was fired for being a stripper takes a job with a San Antonio newspaper. Employees immediately look forward to casual Friday   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Followup, new journalism, San Antonio, Sarah Tressler, Houston Chronicle, Jeremy Piven  
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11464 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jan 2013 at 10:32 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-20 10:50:31 AM  
6 votes:
I had an ex-girlfriend who had a friend that was a stripper. She was fine with it and lectured me on a comment I made about it her, which was really just "wow what a career that is!" She gave me the fat "girl power speech."

Later her girl friend offered me a lap dance for my birthday. I said "hell yeah I'm taking up her offer, who am I to judge her line of work? Girl power right?" All hell broke loose.
2013-01-20 10:35:26 AM  
5 votes:
My buddy's wife once gave me crap because I was making fun of strippers (her friend is a stripper).
I had to remind her that strippers don't have feelings.
2013-01-20 10:40:28 AM  
4 votes:
As part of the settlement the Hearst Corp gave her a job at a different newspaper, and they have to build her a Champaigne Room in the office.
2013-01-20 10:46:29 AM  
2 votes:

skinink: As part of the settlement the Hearst Corp gave her a job at a different newspaper, and they have to build her a Champaigne Room in the office.


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Has some bad news for the men working at that office.
2013-01-20 10:44:19 AM  
2 votes:

martid4: They'll be thinking twice after body glitter starts showing up on all their shiat.


Or when they find a slimy ping pong ball in one of their coffee cups...
2013-01-20 10:43:21 AM  
2 votes:
They'll be thinking twice after body glitter starts showing up on all their shiat.
2013-01-20 10:37:24 AM  
2 votes:
The definition of Conservatism: you are free to live how we tell you to live.
2013-01-20 05:48:10 PM  
1 vote:
Followed her twitter feed for awhile last year. Lots of complaining. Lots of pimping her personal appearances. ZERO boobie pics. When I follow a stripper or porn star, I expect boobies, dammit!

/ unfollow
2013-01-20 11:01:00 AM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: KiwDaWabbit: WhippingBoy: My buddy's wife once gave me crap because I was making fun of strippers (her friend is a stripper).
I had to remind her that strippers don't have feelings.

It's more like they're just very repressed, just like most women who take money for anything sexual.

No no. They don't have feelings. And they can't feel pain. Everyone knows that.


Daddy beat it out of them.
2013-01-20 10:55:48 AM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: martid4: They'll be thinking twice after body glitter starts showing up on all their shiat.

Or when they find a slimy ping pong ball in one of their coffee cups...


Or dollar bills with coke all over them in the office coffee fund.
2013-01-20 10:55:30 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-20 10:53:51 AM  
1 vote:

PacificaFitz: Who fires that hot of a stripper?


1) A heterosexual female
2) A homosexual male
3) A heterosexual male that she wouldn't fark

/pure conjecture
2013-01-20 10:51:36 AM  
1 vote:
"... was fired in March as a society reporter for the conservative newspaper"

Consevative? Yea, right.
2013-01-20 10:37:35 AM  
1 vote:
Newspaper reporters are that poorly paid?
2013-01-20 10:37:24 AM  
1 vote:
Had she been a little hotter she never would have been fired
2013-01-20 10:35:02 AM  
1 vote:
Who fires that hot of a stripper?
 
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