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(Buzzfeed)   For those of you out there unlucky enough to not have a cat friend, here is a handy guide on how to pet one   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 11
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11291 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jan 2013 at 9:30 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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Skr
2013-01-20 09:45:39 AM
3 votes:
The belly is a tactical trap. I've heard speak that a cat rolls onto their back showing their belly to signify trust but this is pure lie. The real reason is, the cat has a clear and quick vector of sinking four clawed paws and a mouthful of teeth into the offending hand. The cat may pretend to enjoy it long enough to catch you off guard then WHAM! Love punctures.
2013-01-20 10:02:00 AM
2 votes:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-01-20 09:53:15 AM
2 votes:
Stay away from the belly unless you know the cat likes it. It's kind of like anal sex.
2013-01-20 11:24:33 AM
1 votes:
I guess it depends on how they're raised. My Sparky loves my full-body massage/rubs - on every single bit, even "against the fur" - but can't stand my spouse doing it. I've massaged him from a kittenhood, Toots did not.

/should I mention I once had an unfixed male that loved having his balls gently rubbed?
//no, I shouldn't
///non-kitty-hoomans wouldn't understand
////and no, I will not rub yours
2013-01-20 11:21:14 AM
1 votes:
We now have 2 cats. a normal cat, and this freak with too many digits and a bob tail.

lh6.googleusercontent.com

These are not my cats! I am not turning into a crazy cat lady. These are both my son's cats.
2013-01-20 10:48:02 AM
1 votes:
The perfect cat petting accessory:

i48.tinypic.com

I actually like cats and all animals in general.
2013-01-20 10:17:03 AM
1 votes:
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

Not-A-CSB

showed this to a friend in the math department and she didn't understand why the two circles overlapped and how anything could be both loved and hated. Told her that she must not own cats or grew up with them. She wondered how I knew that.

Smart people can be clueless.
2013-01-20 09:44:24 AM
1 votes:
Cat tries to bite: put cat's face in palm and push to floor
2013-01-20 09:36:58 AM
1 votes:

Meisaims: It's a pretty good guide. The comments are all like "NOOOO MY FLUFFY LETS YOU PET HER ANYWHERE THIS IS INACCURATE" and they kind of make me wonder about the people who think their cat is that statistically significant.


MY FLUFFY IS STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT TO ME THIS IS INACCURATE
2013-01-20 09:35:00 AM
1 votes:
Is this chart suggesting that cats don't want belly rubs? My cat would like a word with them.
2013-01-20 09:32:40 AM
1 votes:
This was stupid even when I saw it on reddit
 
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