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(Anchorage Daily News)   It's now raining more single men in Wyoming than in Alaska   (adn.com) divider line 52
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2013-01-20 01:00:57 AM
... and the sheep are nervous.

/obligatory
 
2013-01-20 01:29:28 AM
There's probably a reason for that.
 
2013-01-20 01:31:36 AM
or... two places I will never get shaged.
 
2013-01-20 01:31:49 AM

steerforth: There's probably a reason for that.


Fracking, I 'd guess.
 
2013-01-20 01:32:52 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-20 01:33:11 AM
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other....
 
2013-01-20 01:33:54 AM
All I know about Wyoming is that it's very easy to get involved in a bar fight.
 
2013-01-20 01:36:45 AM

Mitch Mitchell: or... two places I will never get shaged.


I used to know a Mitch Mitchell. He was an MP and the brother-in-law of one of my friends.
 
2013-01-20 01:37:06 AM
Why do women hate living anywhere awesome?
 
2013-01-20 01:42:50 AM

Mitrovarr: Why do women hate living anywhere awesome?


How ya gonna keep em down on the farm after they've seen Carl Hungus?
 
2013-01-20 01:43:05 AM
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-01-20 01:46:24 AM
What Wyoming may look like:

media.npr.org
 
2013-01-20 01:51:14 AM
What is there do on those lonely nights up in mountains when your horse has said "neigh"?
 
2013-01-20 01:54:14 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: What is there do on those lonely nights up in mountains when your horse has said "neigh"?


Have fun doing dangerous shiat without having to worry about being nagged.
 
2013-01-20 01:55:17 AM
Naturally, I've lived in both states.

/eh, at least they're not Saginaw
 
2013-01-20 01:58:18 AM
That's a shame, because I hear the only visitors to Wyoming are tourists from England.

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-20 01:59:27 AM
If they were to include the territories, Wake Island and Guam (Give Up And Masturbate) would be jealous of a 58/42 ratio.
 
2013-01-20 02:01:25 AM
So what states have the highest female to male ratio? Who cares about this story?
 
2013-01-20 02:03:21 AM
That's why booze and drugs were invented, so you can forget that you're not going to get laid tonight. or any other night.
 
2013-01-20 02:19:59 AM
Add legal prostitution and we bring the national unemployment down to what? 5%?
 
2013-01-20 02:33:12 AM

dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio? Who cares about this story?


I'd imagine California and Florida rank highly.

As opposed to, say, the Dakotas . . .

image.shutterstock.com
/many thanks to some site called Shutterstock for my demonstrative exhibit
 
2013-01-20 02:38:26 AM

Sgygus: ... and the sheep are nervous.

/obligatory


Not so much ever since the does have been hangin' out at the drive-thru liquor stores

i1057.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-20 02:39:39 AM
Yea sure : )
3.bp.blogspot.com
/Even cowgirls get the blues ; )
 
2013-01-20 02:43:34 AM

DesertDemonWY: Sgygus: ... and the sheep are nervous.

/obligatory

Not so much ever since the does have been hangin' out at the drive-thru liquor stores

[i1057.photobucket.com image 850x779]


LoL, I have deer come out every year to get drunk on overripe persimmons every year, so I'm getting a kick out of you're post : )
 
2013-01-20 03:12:47 AM
This works well for my emergency contingency plan.
 
2013-01-20 03:17:56 AM

dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio?


All but 7 Western states have more women than men. Here's the map from 2000. Blue is more men, pink is more women:

nationalatlas.gov

If this looks strikingly familiar to you, just reverse the colors and you've got the map of counties by political party.
 
2013-01-20 03:49:33 AM
Well, that's great if you like your men to beat you when you're drunk and to molest the sheep.
 
2013-01-20 03:50:28 AM
dkimball:

"So what states have the highest female to male ratio?"

Most college towns.
 
2013-01-20 03:50:41 AM

evilsofa: dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio?

All but 7 Western states have more women than men. Here's the map from 2000. Blue is more men, pink is more women:

[nationalatlas.gov image 540x364]

If this looks strikingly familiar to you, just reverse the colors and you've got the map of counties by political party.



Not so much. Kansas for example, is heavy with v-js in all the high population areas.

/No wonder I couldn't get a date in Columbia, Missouri
 
2013-01-20 03:51:08 AM

Snargi: Well, that's great if you like your men to beat you when you're they're drunk and to molest the sheep.


/I'm drunk as I wrote this, but I don't beat the womens.
 
2013-01-20 03:56:03 AM

Snargi: /I'm drunk as I wrote this, but I don't beat the womens.


I hope you do if they ask you to.
 
2013-01-20 04:18:23 AM
they both make the same impact, right?
 
2013-01-20 04:26:01 AM
Do you blame them?

alexbrowning.files.wordpress.com

/you guys are slipping
 
2013-01-20 04:37:11 AM

gingerjet: Do you blame them?

[alexbrowning.files.wordpress.com image 344x344]

/you guys are slipping


Not at all and I think I was on target : )
 
2013-01-20 06:05:26 AM

gadian: Snargi: /I'm drunk as I wrote this, but I don't beat the womens.

I hope you do if they ask you to.


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-01-20 07:18:58 AM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-01-20 07:20:35 AM
Or when it's raining in Canadia:

dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-01-20 09:01:17 AM
Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far
 
2013-01-20 09:11:08 AM

Strangerarranger: Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far


They weren't straight.
 
2013-01-20 09:41:23 AM
Strangerarranger: Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far


There are some whose tastes include both oysters and snails (hopefully not obscure)
 
2013-01-20 10:06:40 AM

SpdrJay: Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other....


Pansy Division.  Knew the founding lead singer in college.  Not like that.  He was cute enough though, for sure.
 
2013-01-20 10:09:20 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Strangerarranger: Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far

They weren't straight.


My, now there's a curious comment. Quick on the draw too.
 
2013-01-20 10:32:44 AM

evilsofa: dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio?

All but 7 Western states have more women than men. Here's the map from 2000. Blue is more men, pink is more women:

[nationalatlas.gov image 540x364]

If this looks strikingly familiar to you, just reverse the colors and you've got the map of counties by political party.


I knew there was a reason why I like living in Boston so much
 
2013-01-20 10:35:29 AM
evilsofa: dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio?

All but 7 Western states have more women than men. Here's the map from 2000. Blue is more men, pink is more women:

[nationalatlas.gov image 540x364]

If this looks strikingly familiar to you, just reverse the colors and you've got the map of counties by political party.


LOL, Whut. The South is mostly red on that map too.
 
2013-01-20 11:03:09 AM
Following the links to the actual original article rather than paragraph-long blurbs... This is actually quite sad. :(
 
2013-01-20 11:39:37 AM

starsrift: Following the links to the actual original article rather than paragraph-long blurbs... This is actually quite sad. :(


It is very sad. FTFA: Going out alone is now out of the question, and the friend she moved here with no longer has much time to spend with her because she has since found a boyfriend and had a baby. Ms. Brightbill said she has difficulty finding other young single women with the freedom to hang out...

...Her family hardly ever lets her go out on her own - not even for walks down the gravel road at the housing camp where they live. "Will I stay for very long? Probably not," she said. "To me, there's no money in the world worth not even being able to take a walk.


As a longtime complete failure with women, who last got lucky twenty four years ago, it has never occurred to me to resort to rape. Women who aren't interested in me make me sad, not rapey. But in this town where women are scarce, they no longer dare venture out alone because of a very real possibility that they will be sexually assaulted.
 
2013-01-20 12:03:32 PM
 
2013-01-20 12:45:28 PM
More bears trolling Yellowstone for twinkies - film at 11.
 
2013-01-20 01:20:02 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu:
Strangerarranger: Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far

They weren't straight.


Actually, they are. I was best man in each of their weddings - twice for the third one. The first one blabbed to the two others and, well, a six pack with the other two - SCORE!
/ Gotta love liquor
// Works every time
/// Or at least 3 times for me
 
2013-01-20 01:25:40 PM
The odds are good, but the goods are odd.
 
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