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Sgygus		2013-01-20 01:00:57 AM

... and the sheep are nervous.

/obligatory

steerforth		2013-01-20 01:29:28 AM

There's probably a reason for that.

Mitch Mitchell		2013-01-20 01:31:36 AM

or... two places I will never get shaged.

Dr.Zom		2013-01-20 01:31:49 AM

steerforth: There's probably a reason for that.

Fracking, I 'd guess.

numbone		2013-01-20 01:32:52 AM

SpdrJay		2013-01-20 01:33:11 AM

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other....

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick		2013-01-20 01:33:54 AM

All I know about Wyoming is that it's very easy to get involved in a bar fight.

Girion47		2013-01-20 01:36:45 AM

Mitch Mitchell: or... two places I will never get shaged.

I used to know a Mitch Mitchell. He was an MP and the brother-in-law of one of my friends.

Mitrovarr		2013-01-20 01:37:06 AM

Why do women hate living anywhere awesome?

MurphyMurphy		2013-01-20 01:42:50 AM

Mitrovarr: Why do women hate living anywhere awesome?

How ya gonna keep em down on the farm after they've seen Carl Hungus?

borg		2013-01-20 01:43:05 AM

Maggie_Luna		2013-01-20 01:46:24 AM

What Wyoming may look like:

media.npr.org

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2013-01-20 01:51:14 AM

What is there do on those lonely nights up in mountains when your horse has said "neigh"?

Girion47		2013-01-20 01:54:14 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: What is there do on those lonely nights up in mountains when your horse has said "neigh"?

Have fun doing dangerous shiat without having to worry about being nagged.

Twitch Boy		2013-01-20 01:55:17 AM

Naturally, I've lived in both states.

/eh, at least they're not Saginaw

DarkSoulNoHope		2013-01-20 01:58:18 AM

That's a shame, because I hear the only visitors to Wyoming are tourists from England.

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buzzcut73		2013-01-20 01:59:27 AM

If they were to include the territories, Wake Island and Guam (Give Up And Masturbate) would be jealous of a 58/42 ratio.

dkimball		2013-01-20 02:01:25 AM

So what states have the highest female to male ratio? Who cares about this story?

skinink		2013-01-20 02:03:21 AM

That's why booze and drugs were invented, so you can forget that you're not going to get laid tonight. or any other night.

ecmoRandomNumbers		2013-01-20 02:19:59 AM

Add legal prostitution and we bring the national unemployment down to what? 5%?

HotWingAgenda		2013-01-20 02:33:12 AM

dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio? Who cares about this story?

I'd imagine California and Florida rank highly.

As opposed to, say, the Dakotas . . .

image.shutterstock.com

/many thanks to some site called Shutterstock for my demonstrative exhibit

DesertDemonWY		2013-01-20 02:38:26 AM

Sgygus: ... and the sheep are nervous.

/obligatory

Not so much ever since the does have been hangin' out at the drive-thru liquor stores

i1057.photobucket.com

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-20 02:39:39 AM

Yea sure : )
3.bp.blogspot.com

/Even cowgirls get the blues ; )

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-20 02:43:34 AM

DesertDemonWY: Sgygus: ... and the sheep are nervous.

/obligatory

Not so much ever since the does have been hangin' out at the drive-thru liquor stores

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LoL, I have deer come out every year to get drunk on overripe persimmons every year, so I'm getting a kick out of you're post : )

ladyfortuna		2013-01-20 03:12:47 AM

This works well for my emergency contingency plan.

evilsofa		2013-01-20 03:17:56 AM

dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio?

All but 7 Western states have more women than men. Here's the map from 2000. Blue is more men, pink is more women:

nationalatlas.gov

If this looks strikingly familiar to you, just reverse the colors and you've got the map of counties by political party.

Snargi		2013-01-20 03:49:33 AM

Well, that's great if you like your men to beat you when you're drunk and to molest the sheep.

o'really		2013-01-20 03:50:28 AM

dkimball:

"So what states have the highest female to male ratio?"

Most college towns.

Mart Laar's beard shaver		2013-01-20 03:50:41 AM

evilsofa: dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio?

All but 7 Western states have more women than men. Here's the map from 2000. Blue is more men, pink is more women:

[nationalatlas.gov image 540x364]

If this looks strikingly familiar to you, just reverse the colors and you've got the map of counties by political party.

Not so much. Kansas for example, is heavy with v-js in all the high population areas.

/No wonder I couldn't get a date in Columbia, Missouri

Snargi		2013-01-20 03:51:08 AM

Snargi: Well, that's great if you like your men to beat you when ~~you're~~ they're drunk and to molest the sheep.

/I'm drunk as I wrote this, but I don't beat the womens.

gadian		2013-01-20 03:56:03 AM

Snargi: /I'm drunk as I wrote this, but I don't beat the womens.

I hope you do if they ask you to.

libranoelrose		2013-01-20 04:18:23 AM

they both make the same impact, right?

gingerjet		2013-01-20 04:26:01 AM

Do you blame them?

alexbrowning.files.wordpress.com

/you guys are slipping

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-01-20 04:37:11 AM

gingerjet: Do you blame them?

[alexbrowning.files.wordpress.com image 344x344]

/you guys are slipping

Not at all and I think I was on target : )

SurfaceTension		2013-01-20 06:05:26 AM

gadian: Snargi: /I'm drunk as I wrote this, but I don't beat the womens.

I hope you do if they ask you to.

How YOU doin'?

arashinogarou		2013-01-20 07:18:58 AM

arashinogarou		2013-01-20 07:20:35 AM

Or when it's raining in Canadia:

dl.dropbox.com

Strangerarranger		2013-01-20 09:01:17 AM

Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2013-01-20 09:11:08 AM

Strangerarranger: Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far

They weren't straight.

Oldiron_79		2013-01-20 09:41:23 AM

Generation_D		2013-01-20 10:06:40 AM

SpdrJay: Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other....

Pansy Division. Knew the founding lead singer in college. Not like that. He was cute enough though, for sure.

SpeedyBB		2013-01-20 10:09:20 AM

The Incredible Sexual Egg		2013-01-20 10:32:44 AM

evilsofa: dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio?

All but 7 Western states have more women than men. Here's the map from 2000. Blue is more men, pink is more women:

[nationalatlas.gov image 540x364]

If this looks strikingly familiar to you, just reverse the colors and you've got the map of counties by political party.

I knew there was a reason why I like living in Boston so much

Oldiron_79		2013-01-20 10:35:29 AM

evilsofa: dkimball: So what states have the highest female to male ratio?

All but 7 Western states have more women than men. Here's the map from 2000. Blue is more men, pink is more women:

[nationalatlas.gov image 540x364]

If this looks strikingly familiar to you, just reverse the colors and you've got the map of counties by political party.

LOL, Whut. The South is mostly red on that map too.

starsrift		2013-01-20 11:03:09 AM

Following the links to the actual original article rather than paragraph-long blurbs... This is actually quite sad. :(

Repo Man		2013-01-20 11:39:37 AM

starsrift: Following the links to the actual original article rather than paragraph-long blurbs... This is actually quite sad. :(

It is very sad. FTFA: Going out alone is now out of the question, and the friend she moved here with no longer has much time to spend with her because she has since found a boyfriend and had a baby. Ms. Brightbill said she has difficulty finding other young single women with the freedom to hang out...

...Her family hardly ever lets her go out on her own - not even for walks down the gravel road at the housing camp where they live. "Will I stay for very long? Probably not," she said. "To me, there's no money in the world worth not even being able to take a walk.

As a longtime complete failure with women, who last got lucky twenty four years ago, it has never occurred to me to resort to rape. Women who aren't interested in me make me sad, not rapey. But in this town where women are scarce, they no longer dare venture out alone because of a very real possibility that they will be sexually assaulted.

Whistling Kitty Chaser		2013-01-20 12:03:32 PM

The rankings by state that the article is referring to.

germ78		2013-01-20 12:45:28 PM

More bears trolling Yellowstone for twinkies - film at 11.

Strangerarranger		2013-01-20 01:20:02 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu:
Strangerarranger: Wonder what the gay bar per capita is?
/Straight guys will occasionally swing the other way when necessary
//I know this from personal experience
///3 under my belt (litterally) so far

They weren't straight.

Actually, they are. I was best man in each of their weddings - twice for the third one. The first one blabbed to the two others and, well, a six pack with the other two - SCORE!
/ Gotta love liquor
// Works every time
/// Or at least 3 times for me