BronyMedic: OH MY GOD. TREVOR KILLED HIMSELF.WITH HIS WIENER HANGING OUT.AND THIS THUMB UP HIS BUTT!![i.imgur.com image 528x313]
Beerguy: Seriously, you owe me a new keyboard ...
fusillade762: Masturbating on your older brother's wedding day is perverted, isn't it?No.
L.D. Ablo: It only happens from around 20-40?Then I'm old enough to be in the clear./gets out Astroglide, Googles midget porn
BronyMedic: Beerguy: Seriously, you owe me a new keyboard ...Go watch the whole sketch. Your penis sure is in for a treat!
Not to mention it makes it really hard to find shirts that fit...
RollingThunder: Having spent most of a day in the ER two weeks ago after suffering a brutal attack of coital headache, I'm really not getting a kick out of this.Luckily mine wasn't a hemorrhage (that they can see), but god damn does it suck. Worried as hell now every time the wife and I start to get busy, and I've had to say "No, stop NOW" twice when I felt a headache starting to build.
publikenemy: This happens sorta quite often unfortunately according to my wife who works in pathology. A couple weeks ago a guy, father of 3, was found in his room on the floor with the porn still playing on the computer. There was a toilet brush handle protruding from his ass...DRT...dead right there.Autopsy showed he had taken most of the brush end off and put a condom over that end and was furiously trying to come to a conclusion. When he hemmoraged he must have fallen on his ass. The brush end ram forced its way in farther. The condom came off and was unbelievably found in his lung./stories I have//always a man
zamboni: They can have my penis when they pry it out of my cold dead hands.
belhade: This place would be a freaking ghost town.
LonMead: zamboni: They can have my penis when they pry it out of my cold dead hands.We'll just do closed casket for you, okay?but with a little window over your face so people can ask, "I wonder how they got him to smile like that..."
Gyrfalcon: But what, an orgasm inflicted by someone else is free of danger?If you're at risk for aneurism, ANY orgasm is risky, so I'm just going to take my chances and go out happy. Better my vibrator be the culprit than some guy have to deal with f*cking me to death, you know?
belhade: Gyrfalcon: But what, an orgasm inflicted by someone else is free of danger?If you're at risk for aneurism, ANY orgasm is risky, so I'm just going to take my chances and go out happy. Better my vibrator be the culprit than some guy have to deal with f*cking me to death, you know?You wouldn't want to make any guy's ego that big.
juvandy: I felt a pop in the back of my head one time under *similar* circumstances.... had a bit of a headache for an hour or so afterward but that was all. Never worried about itAnyone else ever experience something similar?
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