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(Buzzfeed)   As if Domino's Pizza weren't disgusting enough, you can order a mayonnaise pizza at their franchises in Japan. God help us if they discover Miracle Whip   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 155
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2013-01-20 02:57:22 AM
Buzzfeed thinks mayo is the "latest" craze.

Why do people keep buying into these idiotic social websites that offer nothing but links to other sites?
 
2013-01-20 02:57:37 AM
The toppings are different so the mayo works. Corn and tuna with mayo are pretty good. You still mostly taste the pizza.
 
2013-01-20 02:57:59 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: fusillade762: optikeye: Kewpie brand Japaneese mayo is pretty good. Not like you'd think for US Mayo.

But on pizza..well...heck in Japan  that's nothing new, they put Kewpie mayo on lots of things.

They also put corn and squid on their pizzas. Hell, I think one of them has squid ink instead of tomato sauce.

Kewpie mayo is awesome. Once I discovered it, I can't go back to any of the American brands.

I think the corn on pizza thing is pretty much all of Asia. I had an American colleague when I was working in Vietnam who thought corn on pizza was great and would order all of his pizza with corn. I don't like the combo of corn on pizza, but seafood pizzas are pretty much the bomb.

Have you ever seen Ramen Girl made me think they didn't like corn but guess I was wrong.


That's on my list of movies to watch but no, I haven't seen it.
 
2013-01-20 02:58:49 AM
Sometimes, I pee mayo.
 
2013-01-20 02:58:55 AM

rynthetyn: buckler: rynthetyn: buckler: rynthetyn: Kewpie mayo is awesome. Once I discovered it, I can't go back to any of the American brands.

What's different and/or better about it?

It's just a lot more flavorful. It actually tastes like something.

The only things it should taste like are eggs, lemon and oil. Do they ramp up these flavors, or add something else.

Here's an article that does a better job of explaining just why it's so great. Apparently it's got rice vinegar and uses yuzu instead of lemon.


Cool, thanks! Now I want to try some.
 
2013-01-20 03:01:50 AM

bakarocket: Buzzfeed thinks mayo is the "latest" craze.

Why do people keep buying into these idiotic social websites that offer nothing but links to other sites?


First, mayonnaise is a craze.
Then, it seems like a pretty good idea and mayonnaise starts looking like the answer to all of our problems.
Eventually, mayonnaise turns sour and tries to take over the world.

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2013-01-20 03:02:26 AM

cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.


When I was a kid I molded a starburst into a chapstick tube. I bet 3 kids $5 each I would eat the whole thing.

/CSB
 
2013-01-20 03:02:45 AM

cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.


Okay you're disturbed enough I wanna I wanna hang out with you.
 
2013-01-20 03:02:46 AM
Sorry to wreck the mytho for all the wapanese dwelling the thread...

But kewpie is as far from mayo that can be. Other japanese brand are closer to the real recipe most notably the one served with fried potatoes at bikkury donkey. But as far as kewpie goes. it`s nothing more than vomit mixed with diarrea and snot from an ebola patient. Even the japanese can`t go back to this crap on tube after tasting real mayonaise. Try to find the amora or lesieur french brand to have a go at real homemade like mayonaise....

and seriously... put kewpie back where it belong... in the transmission casing of russian trucks...
 
2013-01-20 03:03:02 AM
Here in Turkey they make pizza with canned tuna fish and corn. Pretty hurky.

Then to top it off, Turks love ketchup and mayo on their pizza. You order take-out and it comes with packets of mayo and ketchup. Disgusting!
 
2013-01-20 03:03:12 AM

johne3819: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

When I was a kid I molded a starburst into a chapstick tube. I bet 3 kids $5 each I would eat the whole thing.

/CSB


*high five!*
 
2013-01-20 03:03:59 AM

canavar: Here in Turkey they make pizza with canned tuna fish and corn. Pretty hurky.

Then to top it off, Turks love ketchup and mayo on their pizza. You order take-out and it comes with packets of mayo and ketchup. Disgusting!


I have dipped crappy pizza in Ranch dressing. Adds to the trans-fats I say!
 
2013-01-20 03:04:59 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

Okay you're disturbed enough I wanna I wanna hang out with you.


You, me, and the farker who ate the tube of chapstick should do lunch one day. :)
 
2013-01-20 03:05:13 AM

buckler: rynthetyn: buckler: rynthetyn: buckler: rynthetyn: Kewpie mayo is awesome. Once I discovered it, I can't go back to any of the American brands.

What's different and/or better about it?

It's just a lot more flavorful. It actually tastes like something.

The only things it should taste like are eggs, lemon and oil. Do they ramp up these flavors, or add something else.

Here's an article that does a better job of explaining just why it's so great. Apparently it's got rice vinegar and uses yuzu instead of lemon.

Cool, thanks! Now I want to try some.


You can get it at any Asian market, and it's cheaper than the $9 that they mentioned in the article (or at least it is where I've gotten it).
 
2013-01-20 03:05:18 AM

bakarocket: Buzzfeed thinks mayo is the "latest" craze.

Why do people keep buying into these idiotic social websites that offer nothing but links to other sites?


Pizza?
 
2013-01-20 03:05:46 AM

rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: fusillade762: optikeye: Kewpie brand Japaneese mayo is pretty good. Not like you'd think for US Mayo.

But on pizza..well...heck in Japan  that's nothing new, they put Kewpie mayo on lots of things.

They also put corn and squid on their pizzas. Hell, I think one of them has squid ink instead of tomato sauce.

Kewpie mayo is awesome. Once I discovered it, I can't go back to any of the American brands.

I think the corn on pizza thing is pretty much all of Asia. I had an American colleague when I was working in Vietnam who thought corn on pizza was great and would order all of his pizza with corn. I don't like the combo of corn on pizza, but seafood pizzas are pretty much the bomb.

Have you ever seen Ramen Girl made me think they didn't like corn but guess I was wrong.

That's on my list of movies to watch but no, I haven't seen it.


It was was interesting I think you'll like it ; )
 
2013-01-20 03:07:04 AM

cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.


That's just not right.
 
2013-01-20 03:07:47 AM

Mad_Flyer: Sorry to wreck the mytho for all the wapanese dwelling the thread...

But kewpie is as far from mayo that can be. Other japanese brand are closer to the real recipe most notably the one served with fried potatoes at bikkury donkey. But as far as kewpie goes. it`s nothing more than vomit mixed with diarrea and snot from an ebola patient. Even the japanese can`t go back to this crap on tube after tasting real mayonaise. Try to find the amora or lesieur french brand to have a go at real homemade like mayonaise....

and seriously... put kewpie back where it belong... in the transmission casing of russian trucks...


You shut your whore mouth. Kewpie is delicious.
 
2013-01-20 03:08:38 AM

cowgirl toffee: tinfoil-hat maggie: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

Okay you're disturbed enough I wanna I wanna hang out with you.

You, me, and the farker who ate the tube of chapstick should do lunch one day. :)


Haven't heard about the farker who ate chapstick but okay : )
 
2013-01-20 03:08:39 AM

rynthetyn: I don't like the combo of corn on pizza, but seafood pizzas are pretty much the bomb.


I don't like corn mixed with anything else. I love it by itself, though. Am I weird?
 
2013-01-20 03:09:04 AM

cowgirl toffee: johne3819: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

When I was a kid I molded a starburst into a chapstick tube. I bet 3 kids $5 each I would eat the whole thing.

/CSB

*high five!*


*right back at ya*

Icing was, they were some of the douchiest kids. I can'r imagine the looks you must have gotten :-O!
 
2013-01-20 03:09:27 AM

TheCharmerUnderMe: We have a BLT pizza here in town with bacon, lettuce and tomato and mayo for the sauce.  Quite tasty.


I, I think that I would give that a try. I have no idea where you live, but I will look for that locally. As long as they use Hellmanns/ Best Foods or Heinz that is- all other mayos disgust me.
 
2013-01-20 03:10:05 AM

cowgirl toffee: tinfoil-hat maggie: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

Okay you're disturbed enough I wanna I wanna hang out with you.

You, me, and the farker who ate the tube of chapstick should do lunch one day. :)


I'm in, but I work from home, so you have to come here.

I can really cook well, that happens when you can bake and conference call :)
 
2013-01-20 03:10:58 AM

fusillade762: rynthetyn: I don't like the combo of corn on pizza, but seafood pizzas are pretty much the bomb.

I don't like corn mixed with anything else. I love it by itself, though. Am I weird?


Wel, yes, but that has nothing to do with how you like your corn.
 
2013-01-20 03:11:48 AM

alienated: TheCharmerUnderMe: We have a BLT pizza here in town with bacon, lettuce and tomato and mayo for the sauce.  Quite tasty.

I, I think that I would give that a try. I have no idea where you live, but I will look for that locally. As long as they use Hellmanns/ Best Foods or Heinz that is- all other mayos disgust me.


I can tolerate Hellmanns, at least it has a flavor
 
2013-01-20 03:11:50 AM

buckler: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

I don't mind mayonnaise, I just can't stomach the thought of it hot.


I assumed they added it after it was cooked? I gagged a little bit thinking of hot mayonnaise.

/that'd be a good name for a band
 
2013-01-20 03:15:58 AM
Don't ask me what sort of Satanic cabal runs Kraft, but you HAVE to be on Beelzebub's payroll to take the original formula for Miracle Whip, look at the ingredients, and say "Hey, let's take out this oil and replace it with water. It'll REALLY taste more vile than ever! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!".
 
2013-01-20 03:18:39 AM

johne3819: cowgirl toffee: tinfoil-hat maggie: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

Okay you're disturbed enough I wanna I wanna hang out with you.

You, me, and the farker who ate the tube of chapstick should do lunch one day. :)

I'm in, but I work from home, so you have to come here.

I can really cook well, that happens when you can bake and conference call :)


Ok... but I want you to know that if there is a jar on your table that says "Homemade Mayo", I'm NOT trying it.  :P
 
2013-01-20 03:20:09 AM
Pizza Hut has already been doing this stuff for ages....not that it's anything to be particularly proud of, just sayin'.


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2013-01-20 03:24:24 AM

cowgirl toffee: johne3819: cowgirl toffee: tinfoil-hat maggie: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

Okay you're disturbed enough I wanna I wanna hang out with you.

You, me, and the farker who ate the tube of chapstick should do lunch one day. :)

I'm in, but I work from home, so you have to come here.

I can really cook well, that happens when you can bake and conference call :)

Ok... but I want you to know that if there is a jar on your table that says "Homemade Mayo", I'm NOT trying it.  :P


+1 internets! really, it's the best I got
 
2013-01-20 03:24:37 AM
As someone who lives near Pizza Hut in Nagano, I can attest that the following things are excellent on pizza.
Seafood, mayo (kewpie of course), corn, bulgogi beef, leeks, squid ink, okra, teriyaki chicken, and if you're really feeling fat go for the PIzza Hut pizza which includes mini sausages stuffed into the crust. Take that, fat American ingenuity!
www.kyotofoodie.com
lh3.ggpht.com

/not fat
 
2013-01-20 03:26:03 AM

cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.


You are now favorited as vanilla mayo.
 
2013-01-20 03:27:18 AM

Argus Prescott: As someone who lives near Pizza Hut in Nagano, I can attest that the following things are excellent on pizza.
Seafood, mayo (kewpie of course), corn, bulgogi beef, leeks, squid ink, okra, teriyaki chicken, and if you're really feeling fat go for the PIzza Hut pizza which includes mini sausages stuffed into the crust. Take that, fat American ingenuity!
[www.kyotofoodie.com image 550x411]
[lh3.ggpht.com image 773x249]

/not fat


I wish to try your Kewpie mayonnaise...
 
2013-01-20 03:27:58 AM

davidphogan: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

You are now favorited as vanilla mayo.


Awesome!
 
2013-01-20 03:28:47 AM

cowgirl toffee: johne3819: cowgirl toffee: tinfoil-hat maggie: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

Okay you're disturbed enough I wanna I wanna hang out with you.

You, me, and the farker who ate the tube of chapstick should do lunch one day. :)

I'm in, but I work from home, so you have to come here.

I can really cook well, that happens when you can bake and conference call :)

Ok... but I want you to know that if there is a jar on your table that says "Homemade Mayo", I'm NOT trying it.  :P


This was an awesome response, my +1 did not do it justice
 
2013-01-20 03:30:05 AM

johne3819: cowgirl toffee: johne3819: cowgirl toffee: tinfoil-hat maggie: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: ...


*takes bow* :)
 
2013-01-20 03:32:00 AM

DenisVengeance: You haven't lived until you've had The Italiano hot dog. Guac, tomato and mayo.
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2013-01-20 03:32:07 AM
Ok...who let Beast open up a pizza joint?

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-20 03:32:11 AM

Argus Prescott: As someone who lives near Pizza Hut in Nagano, I can attest that the following things are excellent on pizza.
Seafood, mayo (kewpie of course), corn, bulgogi beef, leeks, squid ink, okra, teriyaki chicken, and if you're really feeling fat go for the PIzza Hut pizza which includes mini sausages stuffed into the crust. Take that, fat American ingenuity!
[www.kyotofoodie.com image 550x411]
[lh3.ggpht.com image 773x249]

/not fat


I've concluded that the best versions of American fast food are the ones specifically tailored for the various Asian markets. Asian Pizza Hut offerings are superior, ditto for KFC and even McDonald's has better choices.
 
2013-01-20 03:35:59 AM
i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this. the reason japanese people are so strange is because of us. America, ya know. we did this to them. you can't subject people to that much radiation and not expect to see this sort of stuff.
 
2013-01-20 03:37:43 AM
The Hong Kong-ers slather their pizzas in thousand island dressing instead of cheese'n'tomato sauce. It's sickly as hell, barely edible, and they seem to love it.
 
2013-01-20 03:39:37 AM

rynthetyn: Argus Prescott: As someone who lives near Pizza Hut in Nagano, I can attest that the following things are excellent on pizza.
Seafood, mayo (kewpie of course), corn, bulgogi beef, leeks, squid ink, okra, teriyaki chicken, and if you're really feeling fat go for the PIzza Hut pizza which includes mini sausages stuffed into the crust. Take that, fat American ingenuity!
[www.kyotofoodie.com image 550x411]
[lh3.ggpht.com image 773x249]

/not fat

I've concluded that the best versions of American fast food are the ones specifically tailored for the various Asian markets. Asian Pizza Hut offerings are superior, ditto for KFC and even McDonald's has better choices.


So you're saying if I want to enjoy fast food I should go to Asia? How bout I just stay away from fast food : )
 
2013-01-20 03:40:27 AM

Bomb Head Mohammed: usernameguy: I have actually had mayonnaise pizza in Japan, and it was actually pretty good.

Kewpie Mayo + fried bean sprouts = crazy delicious. yes, really. of course, I haven't had it since it was 12 since it's also about a zillion calories despite having bean sprouts. And, for that matter, this isnt the early 90s or earlier any more, the japanese shouldnt be eating mayo either. the days of petite japanese are long gone, hello large portions and junk food.


...I'm still shocked when I see a large Japanese person here.  I've seen maybe 5 of them in the last 4 months.

/japanese mayo is delicious, for the record
 
2013-01-20 03:42:40 AM
Thanks for your opinion, subby. Not sure what to do with that other than file it away in the "never go into the food business with subby unless you want to be bankrupt" file.
 
2013-01-20 03:44:40 AM

johne3819: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

When I was a kid I molded a starburst into a chapstick tube. I bet 3 kids $5 each I would eat the whole thing.

/CSB


take an old paint can, fill with melted vanilla ice cream. Sit on porch licking it off one of those wooden stir sticks
 
2013-01-20 03:47:50 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Argus Prescott: As someone who lives near Pizza Hut in Nagano, I can attest that the following things are excellent on pizza.
Seafood, mayo (kewpie of course), corn, bulgogi beef, leeks, squid ink, okra, teriyaki chicken, and if you're really feeling fat go for the PIzza Hut pizza which includes mini sausages stuffed into the crust. Take that, fat American ingenuity!
[www.kyotofoodie.com image 550x411]
[lh3.ggpht.com image 773x249]

/not fat

I've concluded that the best versions of American fast food are the ones specifically tailored for the various Asian markets. Asian Pizza Hut offerings are superior, ditto for KFC and even McDonald's has better choices.

So you're saying if I want to enjoy fast food I should go to Asia? How bout I just stay away from fast food : )


But Asian KFC is amazing. Oh, and the Korean chain Lotteria? Their shrimp burger is the fast food seafood burger perfected, the platonic ideal incarnate. Or maybe it's just all the MSG.
 
2013-01-20 03:54:46 AM

knoxvelour: johne3819: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

When I was a kid I molded a starburst into a chapstick tube. I bet 3 kids $5 each I would eat the whole thing.

/CSB

take an old paint can, fill with melted vanilla ice cream. Sit on porch licking it off one of those wooden stir sticks

This might border on Poe's law.
 
2013-01-20 03:59:15 AM

johne3819: knoxvelour: johne3819: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

When I was a kid I molded a starburst into a chapstick tube. I bet 3 kids $5 each I would eat the whole thing.

/CSB

take an old paint can, fill with melted vanilla ice cream. Sit on porch licking it off one of those wooden stir sticks
This might border on Poe's law.


I really, really like melted ice cream.
 
2013-01-20 03:59:30 AM

rynthetyn: tinfoil-hat maggie: rynthetyn: Argus Prescott: As someone who lives near Pizza Hut in Nagano, I can attest that the following things are excellent on pizza.
Seafood, mayo (kewpie of course), corn, bulgogi beef, leeks, squid ink, okra, teriyaki chicken, and if you're really feeling fat go for the PIzza Hut pizza which includes mini sausages stuffed into the crust. Take that, fat American ingenuity!
[www.kyotofoodie.com image 550x411]
[lh3.ggpht.com image 773x249]

/not fat

I've concluded that the best versions of American fast food are the ones specifically tailored for the various Asian markets. Asian Pizza Hut offerings are superior, ditto for KFC and even McDonald's has better choices.

So you're saying if I want to enjoy fast food I should go to Asia? How bout I just stay away from fast food : )

But Asian KFC is amazing. Oh, and the Korean chain Lotteria? Their shrimp burger is the fast food seafood burger perfected, the platonic ideal incarnate. Or maybe it's just all the MSG.


Well maybe you could take me there sometime but I don't really see myself going there for that, but I would love to see Asia. So much history, the whole culture thing, It just blows my poor little Western mind : )
 
2013-01-20 04:04:37 AM

knoxvelour: johne3819: cowgirl toffee: davidphogan: Notabunny: Ghhaaa! The thought of eating mayonnaise makes me a little queasy.

Mayo is bad enough, but on a pizza? Hell no.

I used to put vanilla pudding in a mayonnaise jar and eat it in public.

When I was a kid I molded a starburst into a chapstick tube. I bet 3 kids $5 each I would eat the whole thing.

/CSB

take an old paint can, fill with melted vanilla ice cream. Sit on porch licking it off one of those wooden stir sticks


Yeah, but it doesn't beat the real thing. There's nothing like pealing off the lead paint off of walls. The kids called it "wall candy".
 
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