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2013-01-19 10:00:04 PM

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Sarafian


Easily.
 
paj
2013-01-19 10:00:07 PM

Earguy: I wonder if there's still a milkman service anywhere in the USA.


LinkI'm sure there's more too. I know Canada has quite a few places that have delivered milk too, my host family in Cape Breton had weekly delivery.
 
2013-01-19 10:03:44 PM
that was a nice kick, just came back on at the exact right time, but that next one was crap
 
2013-01-19 10:03:47 PM

paj: Earguy: I wonder if there's still a milkman service anywhere in the USA.

LinkI'm sure there's more too. I know Canada has quite a few places that have delivered milk too, my host family in Cape Breton had weekly delivery.


I know it's my fault for the threadjack, but this fight is so dull that we're googling Charles Chips and home milk delivery.
 
2013-01-19 10:04:15 PM
Remember when Dolloway lost two fights in a row via arm bar to the smaller, less experienced Amir Sodollah?  That was fun.
 
2013-01-19 10:05:14 PM
What do you want him to do Kenny, get on his knees?
 
2013-01-19 10:05:45 PM
10-9...Dollaway?
 
2013-01-19 10:05:49 PM
Sarafian saved by the bell
 
2013-01-19 10:06:06 PM
19-19.  Dolloway stole the round at the end.
 
2013-01-19 10:06:17 PM
Holy shiat! Didn't expect Sarafian to be saved by the bell in this fight
 
2013-01-19 10:06:39 PM
10-9 Sarafian. 20-18. That flurry might have won the round for Dollaway from some judges, ghough.
 
2013-01-19 10:06:47 PM

violentsalvation: What do you want him to do Kenny, get on his knees?


Kenny is an awful announcer.  Anik isn't very good either, and he sounds just like Kenny.
 
2013-01-19 10:07:22 PM

Klippoklondike: 19-19.  Dolloway stole the round at the end.


Yeah, the rest of the round was way too close to not give it to Dolloway at the end.
 
2013-01-19 10:07:30 PM

Klippoklondike: violentsalvation: What do you want him to do Kenny, get on his knees?

Kenny is an awful announcer.  Anik isn't very good either, and he sounds just like Kenny.


Agreed on both.
 
2013-01-19 10:07:43 PM
Dolloway looks identical to my cousin, but my cousin is a douche.

Fun fact.
 
2013-01-19 10:08:48 PM
Sarafian is done.
 
2013-01-19 10:09:05 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Dolloway looks identical to my cousin, but my cousin is a douche.

Fun fact.


Is your cousin CB Dolloway?
 
2013-01-19 10:09:21 PM
wow... dollaway just gave away mount... epic fail. You better get the back this time you stupid wrestler.
 
2013-01-19 10:09:55 PM

Hoban Washburne: Your Average Witty Fark User: Dolloway looks identical to my cousin, but my cousin is a douche.

Fun fact.

Is your cousin CB Dolloway?


No. My cousin is a douche, and couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag.
 
2013-01-19 10:10:00 PM

violentsalvation: Klippoklondike: violentsalvation: What do you want him to do Kenny, get on his knees?

Kenny is an awful announcer.  Anik isn't very good either, and he sounds just like Kenny.

Agreed on both.


There's only one solution: El Guapo
 
2013-01-19 10:10:17 PM
...or maybe not.
 
2013-01-19 10:10:27 PM
knock dollaway out, he doesn't deserve to win this.
 
2013-01-19 10:10:50 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Hoban Washburne: Your Average Witty Fark User: Dolloway looks identical to my cousin, but my cousin is a douche.

Fun fact.

Is your cousin CB Dolloway?

No. My cousin is a douche, and couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag.


Wait, are you ABSOLUTELY SURE he's not CB Dolloway?
 
2013-01-19 10:10:55 PM

CreativeFarkHandle: El Guapo


NO.

He lost all of my respect as an announcer when he was singing loud into his mic during the last Invicta card.

It made me drop the audio for the whole night, it was terrible.

Fark that has been.
 
2013-01-19 10:11:03 PM

Flragnararch: knock dollaway out, he doesn't deserve to win this.


does anybody?
 
2013-01-19 10:11:08 PM
nah, he's losing the choke. Won't get the tap
 
2013-01-19 10:11:28 PM

CreativeFarkHandle: violentsalvation: Klippoklondike: violentsalvation: What do you want him to do Kenny, get on his knees?

Kenny is an awful announcer.  Anik isn't very good either, and he sounds just like Kenny.

Agreed on both.

There's only one solution: El Guapo


Bas would be awesome.  I also like the broadcast team from Bellator, they're solid.
 
2013-01-19 10:11:40 PM
...did I just see a tooth fall to the canvas???
 
2013-01-19 10:11:57 PM
those were some nice sweeps to be sure,
 
2013-01-19 10:12:04 PM
ugly fight..
10-9, 9-10, 10-9 Sarafian on my card
 
2013-01-19 10:12:07 PM
That was a good fight. Serafian wins, I think, barely.
 
2013-01-19 10:12:34 PM
Close round, but I give it to sarafian.  29-28, but it could go either way.  Close fight.

Still hate Dolloway.
 
2013-01-19 10:13:16 PM

Earguy: ...did I just see a tooth fall to the canvas???


I'm not the only one! It looked like Sarafian cartoonishly spit a tooth out when Dolloway was on top, right?
 
2013-01-19 10:13:19 PM
10-9 Dollaway. 29-28 Sarafian. But that was a wild fight that could go either way.
 
2013-01-19 10:14:35 PM
Do these guys do this for a living? Flabby and sad.
 
paj
2013-01-19 10:14:39 PM
29-28 Dolloway
29-28 Sarafian
29-28 Dolloway

Dolloway wins split decision.
 
2013-01-19 10:14:46 PM

Hoban Washburne: Your Average Witty Fark User: Hoban Washburne: Your Average Witty Fark User: Dolloway looks identical to my cousin, but my cousin is a douche.

Fun fact.

Is your cousin CB Dolloway?

No. My cousin is a douche, and couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag.

Wait, are you ABSOLUTELY SURE he's not CB Dolloway?


Yes, I'm certain. +1 for your witty attempt though. Congrats.

/Please let Bisping die
//I know it won't happen
 
2013-01-19 10:14:47 PM
Wow. They gave it to Dollaway? Troll judges.
 
2013-01-19 10:14:54 PM
heh, good troll, judges
 
2013-01-19 10:15:26 PM
Nooooo.... can't really put up a passionate argument against the decision, but man do I dislike CB Dolloway.
 
2013-01-19 10:15:29 PM
Damn.  I can't stand that guy.  bah.

Close fight though so can't complain too much about that.
 
2013-01-19 10:15:31 PM
I'm ok with the decision. It was pretty much a coin fljp.
 
2013-01-19 10:15:40 PM

Farkin' Uke: Earguy: ...did I just see a tooth fall to the canvas???

I'm not the only one! It looked like Sarafian cartoonishly spit a tooth out when Dolloway was on top, right?


Rewound it...it looked like a small, rolled up swatch of cloth.
 
2013-01-19 10:15:53 PM
haha Judges be trollin'
 
2013-01-19 10:15:59 PM
I gave it to CBD, but just barely. Sarafian just didn't have it in him to finish CBD.
 
2013-01-19 10:16:04 PM

Testiclaw: CreativeFarkHandle: El Guapo

NO.

He lost all of my respect as an announcer when he was singing loud into his mic during the last Invicta card.

It made me drop the audio for the whole night, it was terrible.

Fark that has been.


I tweeted him, 'you know what karaoke translates to English? Tonedeaf. #Ikid #pleasedontkillme' I got a tweet back 'that happens when I sing'

So I'll go ahead and give him a little extra respect for knowing he sucks at singing and was just trying to fill a little air time.

More El Guapo
 
2013-01-19 10:16:08 PM
Dafuq is with the booing? Classless farks.
 
2013-01-19 10:16:15 PM
See, Dollaway was bending over when talking to Anik, he must've finally heard Kenny.
 
2013-01-19 10:16:35 PM
CB looks like he knows he's been in a fight, that's for sure.
 
2013-01-19 10:17:58 PM

CreativeFarkHandle: Dafuq is with the booing? Classless farks.


It's a house full of home-town ham'n eggers.  If the local boy loses, they lose their minds.
 
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