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(Closer Online UK)   There's badonkadonk and then there's BA-DONK-A-DONK. American woman sets record with 8 foot hips (geography fixed)   (closeronline.co.uk) divider line 58
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2013-01-19 04:54:39 PM
4 votes:
Just wondering...How does she wipe her ass? Or DOES she?
2013-01-19 04:21:00 PM
4 votes:
That's not an hourglass, that's a chemistry flask.
2013-01-19 06:10:44 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

Somebody had to fix this mess!
2013-01-19 04:43:19 PM
3 votes:
"Men don't fancy skinny girls"
"Mikel, who lives in LA"


You know who doesn't say the word "fancy"?
People from LA.
2013-01-19 04:20:51 PM
3 votes:
Mikel - here with an ex-boyfriend - was slim as a teenager

www.closeronline.co.uk

Um no, she was kinda big there too.

I don't consider myself "slim" but I'm slimmer than she is in that picture (requisite studman pic in profile).
2013-01-19 04:16:41 PM
3 votes:
images2.mtv.com

"I'm sorry Ma'am, but even I have to draw the line somewhere."
2013-01-20 12:10:25 AM
2 votes:
Yo mamma so fat she exerts a force of 41,012 milligrams per square centimeter over an area covering 464515 square millimeters when she sits.
Standing on one foot, that's 88 kilopascals, about 4 times the sound pressure 160 km from the Krakatoa explosion, dizaaaaym biatch!
2013-01-19 06:34:28 PM
2 votes:

Satan's Dumptruck Driver: A. Snatchfold: willfullyobscure: And they complain about being stereotyped in the media.

Who's 'they' and what stereotype?

Black women, and the stereotype that black women like/have the big booty.

This is not the thread to tip-toe around political correctness. This is the thread to let it allll out.


This the thing - I've never heard that black women complain of the stereotype of having bigger butts than their white counterparts in general. Pretty sure they know it, and a lot of them like that fact that they have 'ample derrieres'. But I'm also pretty sure there's no way in hell the average black woman would want anything close to that ass She's an anomaly. I was busting the commenter's chops because I was pretty sure he just wanted to complain about black people in some form or another.
2013-01-19 06:19:38 PM
2 votes:
Good God, no...there is NOTHING sexy about that, your ass looks like you have two animals wrestling under blankets. Your ass is lardy, disgusting and vile. i cannot imagine ANYONE liking a body shape that is so vile and putrid. You are a lard ass, and if you were the last woman on earth, i would kill myself so i wouldn't have to see you. Seriously, thats farking gross. I get so tired of giant fat ass people going "OMG..IM SSOOOOO sexy" You're not. You are disgusting piles of lard and skin. Quit fooling yourself because you're too lazy to diet.
2013-01-19 05:04:09 PM
2 votes:
She's the center of her family.

Gravity demands it.
2013-01-19 04:56:08 PM
2 votes:

farked3ways2sunday: I could not bring myself to click on this.


I wish I had been as smart as you in this regard.
2013-01-19 04:54:17 PM
2 votes:
content7.flixster.com

I've got a device...a body reshaper
2013-01-19 04:53:24 PM
2 votes:
Her husband must have a 20-inch penis.
2013-01-19 04:46:53 PM
2 votes:

Richard Roma: FTA: "It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it's not really.

3,000 calories a day really isn't that much. I eat about that much. Yet if you hollowed out one of her ass cheeks you could probably fit three of me in it.


I thought that, too. Of course, it depends on what you eat and, obviously, activity level. A woman that large should actually be losing weight on a 3,000 calorie per day diet unless it mostly consists of "chips".
GBB
2013-01-19 04:35:50 PM
2 votes:
www.closeronline.co.uk

You so ugly, your JPG tried to delete itself.
GBB
2013-01-19 04:31:51 PM
2 votes:
There's "junk-in-the-trunk", and then there's "hoarding".
2013-01-19 04:17:59 PM
2 votes:
Is that an arse or a colossal tumour? Might want to have that looked into.
2013-01-19 04:11:00 PM
2 votes:
Vowing she'll never diet, Mikel says her husband of 10 years, Reggie Brooks, 40, a computer technician, adores her figure.

Lady, your husband is either just being nice to his wife or he is really attracted to morbidly obese women.  You're free to do what you want to yourself, but I'm not going to pretend that you have a nice figure.
2013-01-19 04:10:42 PM
2 votes:

gridlocksammy: Hey, check out the whale
[de.acidcow.com image 497x600]


Maybe some friendly environmentalist will come by and push her back in.
2013-01-19 03:06:49 PM
2 votes:
Pictured with husband Reggie and daughters Autumn, Destynee and Justyce.

Way to give all three of your daughters stripper names.
2013-01-19 03:04:01 PM
2 votes:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
2013-01-19 10:04:08 PM
1 votes:
Here's a pic of her in the nude.

www.kasterborous.com

Wasn't she mayor of Cardiff a few years ago?
2013-01-19 09:21:48 PM
1 votes:

orbister: furterfan: British?

aurely 'african american'

We accept people as British without racial qualification.


Question if its African American... Is it African British?
2013-01-19 09:07:49 PM
1 votes:
I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist.
2013-01-19 07:36:54 PM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

/used the Elephant font heheheheheh
2013-01-19 07:26:53 PM
1 votes:
reklamfox:
[i47.tinypic.com image 580x595]

Oh I love that meme, partly because like, half the internet makes me do the face she's doing... poor Mammy :P
2013-01-19 06:19:37 PM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-01-19 05:46:20 PM
1 votes:

farked3ways2sunday: Shakespeare's Sister: farked3ways2sunday: I could not bring myself to click on this.

I wish I had been as smart as you in this regard.

I have a consistent dialogue in my head that tells me when I should and shouldn't something. Very useful. But honestly it was the scary tag that gave it away.


I have the same dialogue. I, too, saw the scary tag. Truthfully, my "look-at-a-car-accident" side took over, and I had to see. I have no one to blame but myself. I realize that now.
2013-01-19 05:27:38 PM
1 votes:
i49.tinypic.com.
2013-01-19 05:19:06 PM
1 votes:

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


She probably uses the tub.
2013-01-19 05:18:14 PM
1 votes:

aerojockey: That's not an hourglass, that's a chemistry Erlenmeyer flask.


FTFY.
2013-01-19 05:14:11 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: 8 feet in circumference. There's probably some math to figure out the diameter.

pi * d = C

have fun


She's an elipse, though.
2013-01-19 05:11:45 PM
1 votes:

simplicimus: Chariset: Fark Rye For Many Whores: That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".

A stone is 14 pounds -- so this svelte beauty is a mere 420 pounds.

8 feet in circumference. There's probably some math to figure out the diameter.


pi * d = C

have fun
2013-01-19 05:11:31 PM
1 votes:

gridlocksammy: Based on her girth, I don't think there is a commercial airline on the planet that could accommodate her


Assuming 3 seats across, she would redefine "aisle seat".
2013-01-19 05:10:06 PM
1 votes:
That ass must have its own heart and lung.
2013-01-19 05:05:59 PM
1 votes:

furterfan: British?

aurely 'african american'


We accept people as British without racial qualification.
2013-01-19 05:01:12 PM
1 votes:
Farted yesterday, will hear it tomorrow.

Hips apparently do lie.
2013-01-19 04:59:52 PM
1 votes:
img607.imageshack.us
2013-01-19 04:58:24 PM
1 votes:
Ok, I'll ask it.

How does she wipe her ass? A toilet-wrapped reachin stick?
2013-01-19 04:53:49 PM
1 votes:
They spelled "American" wrong...
2013-01-19 04:51:45 PM
1 votes:

jtown: KiwDaWabbit: Richard Roma: FTA: "It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it's not really.

3,000 calories a day really isn't that much. I eat about that much. Yet if you hollowed out one of her ass cheeks you could probably fit three of me in it.

I thought that, too. Of course, it depends on what you eat and, obviously, activity level. A woman that large should actually be losing weight on a 3,000 calorie per day diet unless it mostly consists of "chips".

She probably eats that much again in snacks without realizing it.


she probably has more than that in crumbs stuck between her asscheeks and the back of her thighs
2013-01-19 04:50:30 PM
1 votes:
Big booty hoes! Shakin' dat ass!
2013-01-19 04:49:47 PM
1 votes:

Hoban Washburne: Vowing she'll never diet, Mikel says her husband of 10 years, Reggie Brooks, 40, a computer technician, adores her figure.

Lady, your husband is either just being nice to his wife or he is really attracted to morbidly obese women.  You're free to do what you want to yourself, but I'm not going to pretend that you have a nice figure.


There was a story I read, possibly linked on Fark, about black men and how prize large women in their communities so much that it becomes a serious barrier to women losing weight and becoming healthy.
Not a physical barrier, of course, I think the women could probably overpower them with their weight advantage.
2013-01-19 04:48:42 PM
1 votes:

KiwDaWabbit: Richard Roma: FTA: "It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it's not really.

3,000 calories a day really isn't that much. I eat about that much. Yet if you hollowed out one of her ass cheeks you could probably fit three of me in it.

I thought that, too. Of course, it depends on what you eat and, obviously, activity level. A woman that large should actually be losing weight on a 3,000 calorie per day diet unless it mostly consists of "chips".


She probably eats that much again in snacks without realizing it.
2013-01-19 04:46:31 PM
1 votes:
Yo momma so fat she got Type II Diabeetus.
2013-01-19 04:36:31 PM
1 votes:

amquelbettamin: lordargent: Mikel - here with an ex-boyfriend - was slim as a teenager

Um no, she was kinda big there too.

I don't consider myself "slim" but I'm slimmer than she is in that picture (requisite studman pic in profile).

She also seemed to have a strange taste in monochromatic pixilated men.


Nice
2013-01-19 04:34:16 PM
1 votes:
we're gonna need a bigger hover-round.
2013-01-19 04:34:03 PM
1 votes:

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


I'm wondering about the compressive strength of porcelain.
2013-01-19 04:32:02 PM
1 votes:
And they complain about being stereotyped in the media.
2013-01-19 04:25:15 PM
1 votes:
www.fresno.gov
2013-01-19 04:23:40 PM
1 votes:

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


That's a disturbing thought!
2013-01-19 04:17:46 PM
1 votes:
♫ I met her on Monday... ♫
2013-01-19 04:16:22 PM
1 votes:
Is Badonkadonk a noun or an adjective?
2013-01-19 04:16:18 PM
1 votes:
I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.
2013-01-19 04:14:47 PM
1 votes:
What kind of f*cked up hourglass is that?
2013-01-19 04:12:11 PM
1 votes:
*ahem*  Yo momma so fat she fell in love and BROKE it
2013-01-19 03:24:22 PM
1 votes:
Hey, check out the whale
de.acidcow.com
2013-01-19 02:35:49 PM
1 votes:
i891.photobucket.com
 
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