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2013-01-20 12:33:06 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".

Oh and bootylicious/perfect/sexy what does this mean in English? I understood "staggering."


A stone is 14 pounds.
 
2013-01-20 12:42:51 AM

Clutch2013: vartian: Pictured with husband Reggie and daughters Autumn, Destynee and Justyce.

Way to give all three of your daughters stripper names.

Autumn's not a terribly bad name.

The other two? Yeah, they're boned (or will be once they hit 18).


Considering they're black, despite the spelling they're a downright normal names.
 
2013-01-20 12:43:26 AM
Yo mama's so fat when she goes out to eat, they don't give her a menu, they give her an estimate.....
 
2013-01-20 01:46:52 AM
your mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
 
2013-01-20 01:47:36 AM

Rufus Lee King: Paris1127: That's no moon...

Damn straight! That be POOPITER!


/ftfy

//yo mama so fat she fell down on 125th St and landed on ASS-TOR PLACE!
 
2013-01-20 01:53:03 AM

reklamfox: [i47.tinypic.com image 580x595]


That caption really should be "Oh Lard!"
 
2013-01-20 01:54:28 AM
your mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
 
2013-01-20 01:57:31 AM
The Silence of the Lambs guy could have made a full fashion line and runway show outta her
 
2013-01-20 01:59:47 AM
Heat in the winter, shade in the summer.

Or as my husband says, "She could burn coal, eat hay, or chase a bear with a stick."
 
2013-01-20 02:14:24 AM

Aye Carumba: Yo mamma so fat she exerts a force of 41,012 milligrams per square centimeter over an area covering 464515 square millimeters when she sits.
Standing on one foot, that's 88 kilopascals, about 4 times the sound pressure 160 km from the Krakatoa explosion, dizaaaaym biatch!


short version: Yo mama so fat, she stand on yo foot, yo Krakatoa.

/try the veal
 
2013-01-20 02:55:09 AM
Every time I go to the USA, I am behind her at the mall.
 
2013-01-20 03:08:19 AM
Yo mama's so fat her arteries need traffic cams.

Yo mama's so fat your dad needs a team of sherpas.

Yo mama's so fat her doctor has a degree in geology.

Yo mama's so fat she's got tides instead of periods.

Yo mama's so fat I'm deeply concerned for her health.
 
2013-01-20 04:13:02 AM

jake_lex: Fark Rye For Many Whores: That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".

Oh and bootylicious/perfect/sexy what does this mean in English? I understood "staggering."

I have no idea why the British cling to the "stone" for measuring people's weights.  A stone is 14 lbs, so it's not even a nice, round number where it's easy to do the math to figure out how much it is quickly.


A pint is 20 fl. oz. (16 for seppos). 1 lb. is 16 oz. A foot is 12". A mile is 5280'.

How, exactly, is 14 lb. to a stone any more illogical than those?
 
2013-01-20 05:48:24 AM
Dat ass


...looks like a beanbag chair.
 
2013-01-20 07:06:32 AM

jake_lex:
I have no idea why the British cling to the "stone" for measuring people's weights.  A stone is 14 lbs, so it's not even a nice, round number where it's easy to do the math to figure out how much it is quickly.


I don't understand why Americans don't use stone. You don't need to convert. I know that 8 stone is average, 10 stone is getting heavier and 15+ stone is fat-ass. I don't know if 180 lbs is fat or not though, and fark dividing by 14. For you guys is 72 inches quite tall? Why would you measure in feet right?
 
2013-01-20 09:09:09 AM
You know who else had a big butt...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-20 09:30:29 AM
Swiss Colony:

I don't understand why Americans don't use stone. You don't need to convert. I know that 8 stone is average, 10 stone is getting heavier and 15+ stone is fat-ass. I don't know if 180 lbs is fat or not though, and fark dividing by 14. For you guys is 72 inches quite tall? Why would you measure in feet right?


I'm assuming you are refering to females because 112 and 140 lbs is like malnutrition skinny on a male of average for a European or African height.

Also 72" is 183 cm so thats fairly average for a male of European or African ancestry.
 
2013-01-20 10:33:28 AM
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2013-01-20 11:03:07 AM
Two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
 
2013-01-20 11:10:14 AM

Sandy Duncan's eyeball: N cc . Appnpiytreezanbvcxw
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The call number of the least famous ship in Star Trek?
 
2013-01-20 11:38:30 AM

Sandy Duncan's eyeball: N cc . Appnpiytreezanbvcxw
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Someone just have a mini-stroke?
 
2013-01-20 11:44:19 AM
See "Whacking off explodes head" item.
 
2013-01-20 03:10:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-20 06:18:44 PM

Kittypie070: [i.imgur.com image 442x679]


I can only imagine a similar smell.

/Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
 
2013-01-20 08:13:06 PM
pinballbayarea.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-21 06:16:26 AM
DOES MY ASS LOOK BIG IN THIS
 
2013-01-21 07:57:13 AM
Her hips are not "sexy." She is disgusting. I know many morbidly obese people want to preach how it is healthy and ok... it isn't. Not even a little bit.

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-21 10:56:41 AM

BigLuca: Here is a picture of her first kid during birth
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]
She was born 6 years old because she got lost


BWAHAHAHAHA. Most excellent. I laughed very hard. I need to go rinse the coffee off my keyboard cover now.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-21 11:00:34 AM

swahnhennessy: Her husband must have a 20-inch penis 2 very tired forearms.

 
2013-01-21 06:50:41 PM
<font color="Green">Oldiron_79: I'm assuming you are refering to females because 112 and 140 lbs is like malnutrition skinny on a male of average for a European or African height.</font>

Can a male of average European or African height btween 112 and 140 lbs be carried by a European or African swallow?
 
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