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(Closer Online UK)   There's badonkadonk and then there's BA-DONK-A-DONK. American woman sets record with 8 foot hips (geography fixed)   (closeronline.co.uk) divider line 280
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27137 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jan 2013 at 4:08 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-19 05:50:37 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: She looks delicious....er.....LOVELY.


[www.biography.com image 402x402]


She's not his type. Too feminine.
On the other hand:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-19 05:53:01 PM  

farkingbubbler: That ass must have its own heart and lung.


The thought of that thing throbbing and inhaling just put me off dinner.
 
2013-01-19 05:54:04 PM  

sethstorm: gridlocksammy: Hey, check out the whale
[de.acidcow.com image 497x600]

Or they'll take the Seattle approach.


Seattle? Kind of like how you're posting from Detroit?
 
2013-01-19 05:57:39 PM  

Macular Degenerate: Healthy, normal people do not look like this. I expect she's going to die soon.


...running up hospital bills we have to pay for.

National healthcare should exclude stupidity.
 
2013-01-19 06:01:52 PM  

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


Hop in shower.

Crap.

Mash through drain cover with feet.

Shower.
 
2013-01-19 06:05:51 PM  

simplicimus: There's probably some math to figure out the diameter.


What you didn't do there
content4.catalog.photos.msn.com
I don't want to do it either
 
2013-01-19 06:07:45 PM  

BigLuca: Here is a picture of her first kid during birth
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]
She was born 6 years old because she got lost


Maybe that's their 14 year old fourth child who's still lost.
 
2013-01-19 06:08:10 PM  

A. Snatchfold: willfullyobscure: And they complain about being stereotyped in the media.

Who's 'they' and what stereotype?


Black women, and the stereotype that black women like/have the big booty.

This is not the thread to tip-toe around political correctness. This is the thread to let it allll out.
 
2013-01-19 06:10:44 PM  
i.imgur.com

Somebody had to fix this mess!
 
2013-01-19 06:14:09 PM  
Yo momma so fat a family of four can hide behind her.
 
2013-01-19 06:16:17 PM  

Richard Saunders: Yo momma so fat a family of four can hide behind her shadow.


FTFY
 
2013-01-19 06:19:29 PM  
Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
 
2013-01-19 06:19:37 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-19 06:19:38 PM  
Good God, no...there is NOTHING sexy about that, your ass looks like you have two animals wrestling under blankets. Your ass is lardy, disgusting and vile. i cannot imagine ANYONE liking a body shape that is so vile and putrid. You are a lard ass, and if you were the last woman on earth, i would kill myself so i wouldn't have to see you. Seriously, thats farking gross. I get so tired of giant fat ass people going "OMG..IM SSOOOOO sexy" You're not. You are disgusting piles of lard and skin. Quit fooling yourself because you're too lazy to diet.
 
2013-01-19 06:21:17 PM  

Gergesa: My God, I imagine she has to turn sideways to get through doors. When that is a requirement there is something wrong.


Yeah, the doors are too small
 
2013-01-19 06:28:41 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.

She probably uses the tub.


The truly scary thing, she probably has to have her hubby clean her after going each time. I can't imagine she could move or bend well enough to even handle simple hygiene tasks.

/Needs mind bleach.
 
2013-01-19 06:29:04 PM  
If you have to drive a truck because you can't fit into a car, you need to put down the fork.
 
2013-01-19 06:31:15 PM  
yo mama is so fat if you walk around her the seasons change.
 
2013-01-19 06:33:20 PM  

orbister: furterfan: British?

aurely 'african american'

We accept people as British without racial qualification.


Whether they assimilate is another, yet very important, question entirely.
 
2013-01-19 06:34:28 PM  

Satan's Dumptruck Driver: A. Snatchfold: willfullyobscure: And they complain about being stereotyped in the media.

Who's 'they' and what stereotype?

Black women, and the stereotype that black women like/have the big booty.

This is not the thread to tip-toe around political correctness. This is the thread to let it allll out.


This the thing - I've never heard that black women complain of the stereotype of having bigger butts than their white counterparts in general. Pretty sure they know it, and a lot of them like that fact that they have 'ample derrieres'. But I'm also pretty sure there's no way in hell the average black woman would want anything close to that ass She's an anomaly. I was busting the commenter's chops because I was pretty sure he just wanted to complain about black people in some form or another.
 
2013-01-19 06:35:23 PM  
Yo momma so fat...
--clicks on article--
urp
I just threw up in my mouth a little. Somebody else is gonna have to finish that snap for me.
 
2013-01-19 06:36:39 PM  

Paris1127: That's no moon...


OK, thread over. Paris1127 wins. Somebody get the lights.
 
2013-01-19 06:37:21 PM  
Yo Mama so fat, she goes to the movies, sits next to everybody.

And this hog will have health problems galore. That we'll all get to help pay for. Thanks, biatch!
 
2013-01-19 06:37:40 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: If you have to drive a truck because you can't fit into a car, you need to put down the fork.


I think in her case she rides on the back of a flatbed truck.
 
2013-01-19 06:43:30 PM  

A. Snatchfold: willfullyobscure: And they complain about being stereotyped in the media.

Who's 'they' and what stereotype?


static4.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-19 06:44:44 PM  
UlandaUnicorn: TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.

bulldogs.rleague.com

Clean up in aisle two
 
2013-01-19 06:50:18 PM  
"I love my shape and I see no reason to diet because I don't have health problems. . . "

You will.
 
2013-01-19 06:52:09 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: delici


Dahmer wasn't into soul food.

He did have a taste for Asian food.

However, 30 minutes later he would be hungry again.
 
2013-01-19 06:55:13 PM  
Daaaaaamn , that woman is a yo mama's so fat joke waiting to happen.
 
2013-01-19 06:56:02 PM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-19 06:56:26 PM  
I've seen worse at Walmart.
 
2013-01-19 07:02:51 PM  
Yo mama so fat she goes to the movies and sits next to everybody.
 
2013-01-19 07:04:40 PM  
♫ She got the whole world, in her pants
She got the whole wide world in her pants...♫
 
2013-01-19 07:05:35 PM  

zinny: You're mama is so fat, after sex she smokes hams.


ahahahahh *gasp* ahahahaahah
 
2013-01-19 07:06:11 PM  

gridlocksammy: Based on her girth, I don't think there is a commercial airline on the planet that could accommodate her


FedEx
 
2013-01-19 07:14:36 PM  
i.ebayimg.com

"Is that a woman with a big ass or a big-ass woman?"
 
2013-01-19 07:16:27 PM  
Seriously, she could be the next Hottentot Venus (Wiki it). And when it comes to sex, it's like, "fart and give me a clue"?
 
2013-01-19 07:18:05 PM  
img.allvoices.com

Some girls are bigger than others....
 
2013-01-19 07:20:15 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Paris1127: That's no moon...

Damn straight! That be JUPITER!


I thought it was Uranus?

//Did someone beat me? :)
 
2013-01-19 07:20:47 PM  

Satan's Dumptruck Driver: TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.

Hop in shower.

Crap.

Mash through drain cover with feet.

Shower.


That was more than I needed to read. Thank you.
 
2013-01-19 07:22:58 PM  
Divide the circumference (8') by pi. Her hips are  just over 2 and a half feet across.  That's assuming the circumference is a circle, which it's probably not.  It's probably an oval, so probably a little wider across.
 
2013-01-19 07:25:33 PM  
Maybe a Salvador Dali hourglass.
 
2013-01-19 07:26:53 PM  
reklamfox:
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Oh I love that meme, partly because like, half the internet makes me do the face she's doing... poor Mammy :P
 
2013-01-19 07:36:54 PM  
i48.tinypic.com

/used the Elephant font heheheheheh
 
2013-01-19 07:40:43 PM  

strangeluck: UlandaUnicorn: TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.

She probably uses the tub.

The truly scary thing, she probably has to have her hubby clean her after going each time. I can't imagine she could move or bend well enough to even handle simple hygiene tasks.

/Needs mind bleach.


Well, junior sumo wrestlers have to clean the first-class sumo wrestlers butts, so one can assume someone in the household gets the job.
/said job
 
2013-01-19 07:42:38 PM  
What is a foot hip and why does she have 8 of them?
 
2013-01-19 08:11:26 PM  
I doubt she can do EVERY sex position.

But good for her for having high self esteem.
 
2013-01-19 08:12:06 PM  
At least we can't accuse her of having sharp knees.
 
2013-01-19 08:12:48 PM  
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and GOT STUCK.
 
2013-01-19 08:18:33 PM  
Ignorant Farkers: There is no way this woman will ever become a burden on the health care system. EPA will declare her a superfund site and it will come out of their budget.
 
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