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(Closer Online UK)   There's badonkadonk and then there's BA-DONK-A-DONK. American woman sets record with 8 foot hips (geography fixed)   (closeronline.co.uk) divider line 280
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2013-01-19 02:35:49 PM  
i891.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-19 03:04:01 PM  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
 
2013-01-19 03:06:49 PM  
Pictured with husband Reggie and daughters Autumn, Destynee and Justyce.

Way to give all three of your daughters stripper names.
 
2013-01-19 03:24:22 PM  
Hey, check out the whale
de.acidcow.com
 
2013-01-19 03:59:35 PM  
dtdstudios.com
 
2013-01-19 04:06:16 PM  
On Belay!
 
2013-01-19 04:10:42 PM  

gridlocksammy: Hey, check out the whale
[de.acidcow.com image 497x600]


Maybe some friendly environmentalist will come by and push her back in.
 
2013-01-19 04:11:00 PM  
Vowing she'll never diet, Mikel says her husband of 10 years, Reggie Brooks, 40, a computer technician, adores her figure.

Lady, your husband is either just being nice to his wife or he is really attracted to morbidly obese women.  You're free to do what you want to yourself, but I'm not going to pretend that you have a nice figure.
 
2013-01-19 04:11:24 PM  
Please commence with the Yo Momma jokes...
 
2013-01-19 04:12:11 PM  
*ahem*  Yo momma so fat she fell in love and BROKE it
 
2013-01-19 04:12:38 PM  
Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. Everything about that story is disgusting.
 
2013-01-19 04:14:47 PM  
What kind of f*cked up hourglass is that?
 
2013-01-19 04:14:53 PM  
Yo mamma is so fat she has to shuffle sideways through doors.


/Oh, wait.  I think I did that wrong.
 
2013-01-19 04:15:09 PM  
My God, I imagine she has to turn sideways to get through doors. When that is a requirement there is something wrong.
 
2013-01-19 04:16:18 PM  
I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.
 
2013-01-19 04:16:22 PM  
Is Badonkadonk a noun or an adjective?
 
2013-01-19 04:16:41 PM  
images2.mtv.com

"I'm sorry Ma'am, but even I have to draw the line somewhere."
 
2013-01-19 04:16:51 PM  
t3.gstatic.com

Hoochee mama
 
2013-01-19 04:17:13 PM  
Dat be dipped in buttah, on point, and true to da game.
 
2013-01-19 04:17:46 PM  
♫ I met her on Monday... ♫
 
2013-01-19 04:17:59 PM  
Is that an arse or a colossal tumour? Might want to have that looked into.
 
2013-01-19 04:18:11 PM  
Your mamma is so fat when she went on a Panama Canal cruise they had to sail around South America.
 
2013-01-19 04:18:25 PM  
yo momma so fat she started a fire while running in corduroys
 
2013-01-19 04:18:49 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-19 04:19:13 PM  
that's re-DONK-ulous
 
2013-01-19 04:19:41 PM  
Healthy, normal people do not look like this. I expect she's going to die soon.
 
2013-01-19 04:19:52 PM  
British?

aurely 'african american'
 
2013-01-19 04:19:57 PM  
Your mama so fat her blood type is ragu.
/old school
 
2013-01-19 04:20:51 PM  
Mikel - here with an ex-boyfriend - was slim as a teenager

www.closeronline.co.uk

Um no, she was kinda big there too.

I don't consider myself "slim" but I'm slimmer than she is in that picture (requisite studman pic in profile).
 
2013-01-19 04:21:00 PM  
That's not an hourglass, that's a chemistry flask.
 
2013-01-19 04:21:04 PM  

gopher321: *ahem*  Yo momma so fat she fell in love and BROKE it


*snert*
 
2013-01-19 04:21:44 PM  
I hate people like this who take up 4 seats on the tube.
 
2013-01-19 04:22:07 PM  
Yo mamma so fat when she slipped in the shower California fell into the ocean.
 
2013-01-19 04:23:40 PM  

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


That's a disturbing thought!
 
2013-01-19 04:24:22 PM  
Got to roll her in flour to find the wet spot...
 
2013-01-19 04:24:55 PM  
Your momma so fat when she went to the beach, animal rescue showed up and tried to throw her back in the ocean.
 
2013-01-19 04:24:58 PM  
Here is a picture of her first kid during birth
2.bp.blogspot.com
She was born 6 years old because she got lost
 
2013-01-19 04:25:15 PM  
www.fresno.gov
 
2013-01-19 04:25:15 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-19 04:25:17 PM  
I could not bring myself to click on this.
 
2013-01-19 04:27:19 PM  

lordargent: Mikel - here with an ex-boyfriend - was slim as a teenager

[www.closeronline.co.uk image 415x500]

Um no, she was kinda big there too.

I don't consider myself "slim" but I'm slimmer than she is in that picture (requisite studman pic in profile).


She said she weighed 10st as a teenager. 140 lbs for the rest of us. Or 60 something kilos.
/Why is there math?
 
2013-01-19 04:27:29 PM  
Yo mama so fat she even sleeps in a 7ft-wide bed.

/doin it wrong?
 
2013-01-19 04:28:16 PM  
You're mama is so fat, after sex she smokes hams.
 
2013-01-19 04:28:17 PM  
It looks like her hourglass figure ran out of time.
 
2013-01-19 04:29:39 PM  
I set my drink down and it walked away!
 
2013-01-19 04:29:48 PM  
You're mama is so fat, she sweats gravy.
 
2013-01-19 04:29:48 PM  
:(
 
2013-01-19 04:29:50 PM  

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


She is probably in a competition with Lord Manderly from the game of thrones to see who can take the longest on the porcelain throne.
 
2013-01-19 04:31:34 PM  
Armrests are her worse enemy
 
GBB
2013-01-19 04:31:51 PM  
There's "junk-in-the-trunk", and then there's "hoarding".
 
2013-01-19 04:32:02 PM  
And they complain about being stereotyped in the media.
 
2013-01-19 04:33:06 PM  

lordargent: Mikel - here with an ex-boyfriend - was slim as a teenager



Um no, she was kinda big there too.

I don't consider myself "slim" but I'm slimmer than she is in that picture (requisite studman pic in profile).


She also seemed to have a strange taste in monochromatic pixilated men.
 
2013-01-19 04:34:03 PM  

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


I'm wondering about the compressive strength of porcelain.
 
2013-01-19 04:34:16 PM  
we're gonna need a bigger hover-round.
 
2013-01-19 04:35:05 PM  
Yo momma so fat, somebody said it was chilly outside, she ran and grabbed a bowl.


/all I got.
 
2013-01-19 04:35:16 PM  
I thought the following was a joke, I guess it's based on this story!

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-01-19 04:35:42 PM  
As a big fan of junk in the trunk, I found this to be very disturbing.
 
GBB
2013-01-19 04:35:50 PM  
www.closeronline.co.uk

You so ugly, your JPG tried to delete itself.
 
2013-01-19 04:36:31 PM  

amquelbettamin: lordargent: Mikel - here with an ex-boyfriend - was slim as a teenager

Um no, she was kinda big there too.

I don't consider myself "slim" but I'm slimmer than she is in that picture (requisite studman pic in profile).

She also seemed to have a strange taste in monochromatic pixilated men.


Nice
 
2013-01-19 04:37:38 PM  
Luckily for her they have national health care in the nanny state so the burden is distributed on many shoulders. And some pickups.
 
2013-01-19 04:38:06 PM  

GBB: [www.closeronline.co.uk image 415x500]

You so ugly, your JPG tried to delete itself.


daaaaaayumm
 
2013-01-19 04:39:19 PM  

GBB: [www.closeronline.co.uk image 415x500]

You so ugly, your JPG tried to delete itself.


Sometimes, real life needs lossy compression.
 
2013-01-19 04:39:52 PM  
That's no moon...
 
2013-01-19 04:41:12 PM  

farked3ways2sunday: I could not bring myself to click on this.


The top half of her looks pretty normal. Her ass looks like a Volkswagon.
 
2013-01-19 04:41:20 PM  
FTA: "It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it's not really.

3,000 calories a day really isn't that much. I eat about that much. Yet if you hollowed out one of her ass cheeks you could probably fit three of me in it.
 
2013-01-19 04:41:47 PM  
That looks like it hurts.
 
2013-01-19 04:42:46 PM  
We're gonna need a bigger boat
www.geek.com
 
2013-01-19 04:43:19 PM  
"Men don't fancy skinny girls"
"Mikel, who lives in LA"


You know who doesn't say the word "fancy"?
People from LA.
 
2013-01-19 04:43:39 PM  

willfullyobscure: And they complain about being stereotyped in the media.


Who's 'they' and what stereotype?
 
2013-01-19 04:44:04 PM  
Came for the owl .gif's.
 
2013-01-19 04:44:18 PM  
Those aren't pillows!!!! AAARRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! How 'bout them Bears? Hell of a team. ... They're going all the way this year.
 
2013-01-19 04:46:23 PM  
Yo mama so fat her diabetes have diabetes.
 
2013-01-19 04:46:31 PM  
Yo momma so fat she got Type II Diabeetus.
 
2013-01-19 04:46:53 PM  

Richard Roma: FTA: "It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it's not really.

3,000 calories a day really isn't that much. I eat about that much. Yet if you hollowed out one of her ass cheeks you could probably fit three of me in it.


I thought that, too. Of course, it depends on what you eat and, obviously, activity level. A woman that large should actually be losing weight on a 3,000 calorie per day diet unless it mostly consists of "chips".
 
2013-01-19 04:47:40 PM  

Donkey Hodie: I thought the following was a joke, I guess it's based on this story!

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x454]


I've actually met other women with waist like that. Honestly its a weird genetic disorder, because while she is fat it didn't go into her other areas, it all went to her hips, that doesn't happen normally.
 
2013-01-19 04:47:47 PM  

gridlocksammy: We're gonna need a bigger boat
[www.geek.com image 850x445]


"We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat."

/ftfy
 
2013-01-19 04:48:42 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Richard Roma: FTA: "It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it's not really.

3,000 calories a day really isn't that much. I eat about that much. Yet if you hollowed out one of her ass cheeks you could probably fit three of me in it.

I thought that, too. Of course, it depends on what you eat and, obviously, activity level. A woman that large should actually be losing weight on a 3,000 calorie per day diet unless it mostly consists of "chips".


She probably eats that much again in snacks without realizing it.
 
2013-01-19 04:49:47 PM  

Hoban Washburne: Vowing she'll never diet, Mikel says her husband of 10 years, Reggie Brooks, 40, a computer technician, adores her figure.

Lady, your husband is either just being nice to his wife or he is really attracted to morbidly obese women.  You're free to do what you want to yourself, but I'm not going to pretend that you have a nice figure.


There was a story I read, possibly linked on Fark, about black men and how prize large women in their communities so much that it becomes a serious barrier to women losing weight and becoming healthy.
Not a physical barrier, of course, I think the women could probably overpower them with their weight advantage.
 
2013-01-19 04:50:20 PM  
That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".

Oh and bootylicious/perfect/sexy what does this mean in English? I understood "staggering."
 
2013-01-19 04:50:30 PM  
Big booty hoes! Shakin' dat ass!
 
2013-01-19 04:50:41 PM  
your mommas so fat the had to invent a 50mp camera to get her all in the picture
 
2013-01-19 04:51:45 PM  

jtown: KiwDaWabbit: Richard Roma: FTA: "It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it's not really.

3,000 calories a day really isn't that much. I eat about that much. Yet if you hollowed out one of her ass cheeks you could probably fit three of me in it.

I thought that, too. Of course, it depends on what you eat and, obviously, activity level. A woman that large should actually be losing weight on a 3,000 calorie per day diet unless it mostly consists of "chips".

She probably eats that much again in snacks without realizing it.


she probably has more than that in crumbs stuck between her asscheeks and the back of her thighs
 
2013-01-19 04:52:37 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".


A stone is 14 pounds -- so this svelte beauty is a mere 420 pounds.
 
2013-01-19 04:53:24 PM  
Her husband must have a 20-inch penis.
 
2013-01-19 04:53:43 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".

Oh and bootylicious/perfect/sexy what does this mean in English? I understood "staggering."


I have no idea why the British cling to the "stone" for measuring people's weights.  A stone is 14 lbs, so it's not even a nice, round number where it's easy to do the math to figure out how much it is quickly.
 
2013-01-19 04:53:49 PM  
They spelled "American" wrong...
 
2013-01-19 04:54:02 PM  
Your mama's so fat, if you want to give her oral, you slap her thigh and ride the first wave in!
 
2013-01-19 04:54:17 PM  
content7.flixster.com

I've got a device...a body reshaper
 
2013-01-19 04:54:39 PM  
Just wondering...How does she wipe her ass? Or DOES she?
 
2013-01-19 04:54:52 PM  

Jument: Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. Everything about that story is disgusting.


Notice how she doesn't have eight-foot arms capable of cleaning her own asshole?

There's more disgust I could discuss as well, but even I have limits.

By the way, America, 30 stone is 420 pounds. We're gonna need more than a bigger boat.
 
2013-01-19 04:55:00 PM  
But why so lumpy?
 
2013-01-19 04:56:08 PM  

farked3ways2sunday: I could not bring myself to click on this.


I wish I had been as smart as you in this regard.
 
2013-01-19 04:56:26 PM  

bulldg4life: What kind of f*cked up hourglass is that?


One that is likely to run out of sand pretty quickly, and will probably involve a YouTube clip of her corpse's "rescue" by sawing an 10 x 10 hole in the side of a house.
 
2013-01-19 04:57:25 PM  

gridlocksammy: Hey, check out the whale
[de.acidcow.com image 497x600]


Or they'll take the Seattle approach.
 
2013-01-19 04:58:24 PM  
Ok, I'll ask it.

How does she wipe her ass? A toilet-wrapped reachin stick?
 
2013-01-19 04:58:43 PM  

Shakespeare's Sister: farked3ways2sunday: I could not bring myself to click on this.

I wish I had been as smart as you in this regard.


I have a consistent dialogue in my head that tells me when I should and shouldn't something. Very useful. But honestly it was the scary tag that gave it away.
 
2013-01-19 04:59:52 PM  
img607.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-19 05:00:04 PM  
That would be the longest hour ever, I think.
 
2013-01-19 05:01:12 PM  
Farted yesterday, will hear it tomorrow.

Hips apparently do lie.
 
2013-01-19 05:02:41 PM  

Chariset: Fark Rye For Many Whores: That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".

A stone is 14 pounds -- so this svelte beauty is a mere 420 pounds.


8 feet in circumference. There's probably some math to figure out the diameter.
 
2013-01-19 05:04:09 PM  
She's the center of her family.

Gravity demands it.
 
2013-01-19 05:05:59 PM  

furterfan: British?

aurely 'african american'


We accept people as British without racial qualification.
 
2013-01-19 05:06:15 PM  
Yo mamma is so fat...
no really, she's morbidly obese.

/amIright?
 
2013-01-19 05:07:25 PM  
Yo mommas ass so fat, she made front page on Fark
 
2013-01-19 05:08:00 PM  
Those aren't world-record hips. That's fat. The hips are the things buried under 80 pounds of pure fat.

Hips are my favorite part of a woman, and hers are probably riddled with stress fractures.
 
2013-01-19 05:09:35 PM  
Based on her girth, I don't think there is a commercial airline on the planet that could accommodate her
 
2013-01-19 05:09:59 PM  

Chariset: A stone is 14 pounds -- so this svelte beauty is a mere 420 pounds.


How much is that in airplane seats?
 
2013-01-19 05:10:06 PM  
That ass must have its own heart and lung.
 
2013-01-19 05:10:17 PM  

RodneyToady: [i891.photobucket.com image 361x245]


but how do you wipe dat ass?
 
2013-01-19 05:11:11 PM  

Valiente: She's the center of her family.

Gravity demands it.



Her husband says she's attractive.
 
2013-01-19 05:11:31 PM  

gridlocksammy: Based on her girth, I don't think there is a commercial airline on the planet that could accommodate her


Assuming 3 seats across, she would redefine "aisle seat".
 
2013-01-19 05:11:45 PM  

simplicimus: Chariset: Fark Rye For Many Whores: That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".

A stone is 14 pounds -- so this svelte beauty is a mere 420 pounds.

8 feet in circumference. There's probably some math to figure out the diameter.


pi * d = C

have fun
 
2013-01-19 05:13:54 PM  

skullkrusher: pie * d = C

have fun


ftfy
 
2013-01-19 05:14:11 PM  

skullkrusher: 8 feet in circumference. There's probably some math to figure out the diameter.

pi * d = C

have fun


She's an elipse, though.
 
2013-01-19 05:14:37 PM  

orbister: furterfan: British?

aurely 'african american'

We accept people as British without racial qualification.


From TFA: Mikel, who lives in LA
 
2013-01-19 05:15:21 PM  
funnies for both of you, Chariset and ElLoco
 
2013-01-19 05:15:45 PM  

skullkrusher: simplicimus: Chariset: Fark Rye For Many Whores: That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".

A stone is 14 pounds -- so this svelte beauty is a mere 420 pounds.

8 feet in circumference. There's probably some math to figure out the diameter.

pi * d = C

have fun


If I knew d, I wouldn't need the math(s).
 
2013-01-19 05:18:14 PM  

aerojockey: That's not an hourglass, that's a chemistry Erlenmeyer flask.


FTFY.
 
2013-01-19 05:18:18 PM  

simplicimus: skullkrusher: simplicimus: Chariset: Fark Rye For Many Whores: That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".

A stone is 14 pounds -- so this svelte beauty is a mere 420 pounds.

8 feet in circumference. There's probably some math to figure out the diameter.

pi * d = C

have fun

If I knew d, I wouldn't need the math(s).


if you knew math(s) you'd be able to find d ;)

However, Chariset is right. She's not a perfect circle. She doesn't look like a huge Maynard fan though if she were, she'd certainly be a huge one.
 
2013-01-19 05:18:31 PM  
That is not an hourglass figure, it is a pear. Mercifully it was not a NSFW link. Clothed she just looked like a horribly distorted photoshop. A naked photo of her could be the death of a sex drive.
 
2013-01-19 05:19:05 PM  
At 5pm: no
At 10pm: no
At midnight: no
At 2am: You know you would
At 7am: Time to double and triple down!
 
2013-01-19 05:19:06 PM  

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


She probably uses the tub.
 
2013-01-19 05:19:41 PM  

simplicimus: pi * d = C

have fun

If I knew d, I wouldn't need the math(s).


Rearrange it.  If C = pi*d, then d = C/pi
 
2013-01-19 05:19:48 PM  

simplicimus: skullkrusher: simplicimus: Chariset: Fark Rye For Many Whores: That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".

A stone is 14 pounds -- so this svelte beauty is a mere 420 pounds.

8 feet in circumference. There's probably some math to figure out the diameter.

pi * d = C

have fun

If I knew d, I wouldn't need the math(s).


pi*d=C
divide both sides by pi
d=C/pi

tada!
 
2013-01-19 05:20:06 PM  
www.closeronline.co.uk

2.bp.blogspot.com


I'm just sayin....
 
2013-01-19 05:21:33 PM  
She looks delicious....er.....LOVELY.


www.biography.com
 
2013-01-19 05:22:10 PM  
No way in Farkin' Hell would I be smiling as her daughter at the possibility of a similar future fate. I know she's obese, butt....I know it's trash news 'n' all, butt still...
 
2013-01-19 05:25:05 PM  

amquelbettamin: lordargent: Mikel - here with an ex-boyfriend - was slim as a teenager

Um no, she was kinda big there too.

I don't consider myself "slim" but I'm slimmer than she is in that picture (requisite studman pic in profile).

She also seemed to have a strange taste in monochromatic pixilated men.


I was wondering why she was with a man whose face looks like a Japanese woman's vagina.
 
2013-01-19 05:25:15 PM  
I see no reason to diet because I don't have health problems.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-19 05:26:21 PM  

whidbey: I see no reason to diet because I don't have health problems.


Is that da Nile?
 
2013-01-19 05:27:22 PM  

vartian: Pictured with husband Reggie and daughters Autumn, Destynee and Justyce.

Way to give all three of your daughters stripper names.


Autumn's not a terribly bad name.

The other two? Yeah, they're boned (or will be once they hit 18).
 
2013-01-19 05:27:38 PM  

Paris1127: That's no moon...


1.bp.blogspot.com

/you owe me a keyboard though...
 
2013-01-19 05:27:38 PM  
i49.tinypic.com.
 
2013-01-19 05:28:37 PM  

Richard Roma: FTA: "It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it's not really.

3,000 calories a day really isn't that much. I eat about that much. Yet if you hollowed out one of her ass cheeks you could probably fit three of me in it.


It's metric calories.
 
2013-01-19 05:30:22 PM  

Biff Spiffy: Richard Roma: FTA: "It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it's not really.

3,000 calories a day really isn't that much. I eat about that much. Yet if you hollowed out one of her ass cheeks you could probably fit three of me in it.

It's metric calories.


Great, more math.
 
2013-01-19 05:34:45 PM  

simplicimus: Biff Spiffy: Richard Roma: FTA: "It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it's not really.

3,000 calories a day really isn't that much. I eat about that much. Yet if you hollowed out one of her ass cheeks you could probably fit three of me in it.

It's metric calories.

Great, more math.


Up in heaven, three great physicsts were playing hide and go seek: Newton, Pascal, and Einstein. It was Einsteins turn to seek, so Einstein closed his eyes and counted to 10 while pascal and newton went to hide. Pascal hid behind a tree, but Newton just stood there and drew a 1 meter by 1 meter box around him on the ground. when einstein was done counting, he opened his eys and said, "Newton, what are you doing? you're supposed to hide! you're out!" And Newton replied, "No, you're wrong, im not Newton, im Pascal! See, im one Newton per square meter! Pascal is out!"
 
2013-01-19 05:35:10 PM  

FloydA: Valiente: She's the center of her family.

Gravity demands it.


Her husband says she's attractive.


So does Stephen Hawking.
 
2013-01-19 05:37:58 PM  

amquelbettamin: simplicimus: Biff Spiffy: Richard Roma: FTA: "It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it's not really.

3,000 calories a day really isn't that much. I eat about that much. Yet if you hollowed out one of her ass cheeks you could probably fit three of me in it.

It's metric calories.

Great, more math.

Up in heaven, three great physicsts were playing hide and go seek: Newton, Pascal, and Einstein. It was Einsteins turn to seek, so Einstein closed his eyes and counted to 10 while pascal and newton went to hide. Pascal hid behind a tree, but Newton just stood there and drew a 1 meter by 1 meter box around him on the ground. when einstein was done counting, he opened his eys and said, "Newton, what are you doing? you're supposed to hide! you're out!" And Newton replied, "No, you're wrong, im not Newton, im Pascal! See, im one Newton per square meter! Pascal is out!"


Ah, physics jokes. Humour that's relative.
 
2013-01-19 05:38:32 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Paris1127: That's no moon...

Damn straight! That be JUPITER!


Is Jupiter next to Uranus?
 
2013-01-19 05:38:45 PM  
She gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us.
 
2013-01-19 05:38:45 PM  
3,000 calories per meal perhaps. Your figure is disgusting and you're part of the reason healthcare in any country is so expensive. Knock off the eating
 
2013-01-19 05:39:48 PM  
My son can't pronounce it correctly, so he called it a donkey bonk. And there was much lolling.
 
2013-01-19 05:40:17 PM  

bulldg4life: What kind of f*cked up hourglass is that?


That,s a monthglass...
 
2013-01-19 05:42:12 PM  
She BEEFS....
 
2013-01-19 05:42:44 PM  

amquelbettamin: whidbey: I see no reason to diet because I don't have health problems.

Is that da Nile?


DAT NILE.
 
2013-01-19 05:42:53 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: Paris1127: That's no moon...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 319x270]

/you owe me a keyboard though...


Second!
 
2013-01-19 05:46:11 PM  

Jument: TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.

That's a disturbing thought!


i1185.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-19 05:46:20 PM  

farked3ways2sunday: Shakespeare's Sister: farked3ways2sunday: I could not bring myself to click on this.

I wish I had been as smart as you in this regard.

I have a consistent dialogue in my head that tells me when I should and shouldn't something. Very useful. But honestly it was the scary tag that gave it away.


I have the same dialogue. I, too, saw the scary tag. Truthfully, my "look-at-a-car-accident" side took over, and I had to see. I have no one to blame but myself. I realize that now.
 
2013-01-19 05:49:18 PM  

bulldg4life: What kind of f*cked up hourglass is that?


That's no hourglass, that's a Melchizedek decanter.
 
2013-01-19 05:50:34 PM  
She's gotta be A LOT more than 8 feet around. I'd estimate that's close to 4 feet across, and doing a little math I get almost twelve and a half feet in circumference.

Yes, 12 farking feet around.
 
2013-01-19 05:50:37 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: She looks delicious....er.....LOVELY.


[www.biography.com image 402x402]


She's not his type. Too feminine.
On the other hand:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-19 05:53:01 PM  

farkingbubbler: That ass must have its own heart and lung.


The thought of that thing throbbing and inhaling just put me off dinner.
 
2013-01-19 05:54:04 PM  

sethstorm: gridlocksammy: Hey, check out the whale
[de.acidcow.com image 497x600]

Or they'll take the Seattle approach.


Seattle? Kind of like how you're posting from Detroit?
 
2013-01-19 05:57:39 PM  

Macular Degenerate: Healthy, normal people do not look like this. I expect she's going to die soon.


...running up hospital bills we have to pay for.

National healthcare should exclude stupidity.
 
2013-01-19 06:01:52 PM  

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


Hop in shower.

Crap.

Mash through drain cover with feet.

Shower.
 
2013-01-19 06:05:51 PM  

simplicimus: There's probably some math to figure out the diameter.


What you didn't do there
content4.catalog.photos.msn.com
I don't want to do it either
 
2013-01-19 06:07:45 PM  

BigLuca: Here is a picture of her first kid during birth
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]
She was born 6 years old because she got lost


Maybe that's their 14 year old fourth child who's still lost.
 
2013-01-19 06:08:10 PM  

A. Snatchfold: willfullyobscure: And they complain about being stereotyped in the media.

Who's 'they' and what stereotype?


Black women, and the stereotype that black women like/have the big booty.

This is not the thread to tip-toe around political correctness. This is the thread to let it allll out.
 
2013-01-19 06:10:44 PM  
i.imgur.com

Somebody had to fix this mess!
 
2013-01-19 06:14:09 PM  
Yo momma so fat a family of four can hide behind her.
 
2013-01-19 06:16:17 PM  

Richard Saunders: Yo momma so fat a family of four can hide behind her shadow.


FTFY
 
2013-01-19 06:19:29 PM  
Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
 
2013-01-19 06:19:37 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-19 06:19:38 PM  
Good God, no...there is NOTHING sexy about that, your ass looks like you have two animals wrestling under blankets. Your ass is lardy, disgusting and vile. i cannot imagine ANYONE liking a body shape that is so vile and putrid. You are a lard ass, and if you were the last woman on earth, i would kill myself so i wouldn't have to see you. Seriously, thats farking gross. I get so tired of giant fat ass people going "OMG..IM SSOOOOO sexy" You're not. You are disgusting piles of lard and skin. Quit fooling yourself because you're too lazy to diet.
 
2013-01-19 06:21:17 PM  

Gergesa: My God, I imagine she has to turn sideways to get through doors. When that is a requirement there is something wrong.


Yeah, the doors are too small
 
2013-01-19 06:28:41 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.

She probably uses the tub.


The truly scary thing, she probably has to have her hubby clean her after going each time. I can't imagine she could move or bend well enough to even handle simple hygiene tasks.

/Needs mind bleach.
 
2013-01-19 06:29:04 PM  
If you have to drive a truck because you can't fit into a car, you need to put down the fork.
 
2013-01-19 06:31:15 PM  
yo mama is so fat if you walk around her the seasons change.
 
2013-01-19 06:33:20 PM  

orbister: furterfan: British?

aurely 'african american'

We accept people as British without racial qualification.


Whether they assimilate is another, yet very important, question entirely.
 
2013-01-19 06:34:28 PM  

Satan's Dumptruck Driver: A. Snatchfold: willfullyobscure: And they complain about being stereotyped in the media.

Who's 'they' and what stereotype?

Black women, and the stereotype that black women like/have the big booty.

This is not the thread to tip-toe around political correctness. This is the thread to let it allll out.


This the thing - I've never heard that black women complain of the stereotype of having bigger butts than their white counterparts in general. Pretty sure they know it, and a lot of them like that fact that they have 'ample derrieres'. But I'm also pretty sure there's no way in hell the average black woman would want anything close to that ass She's an anomaly. I was busting the commenter's chops because I was pretty sure he just wanted to complain about black people in some form or another.
 
2013-01-19 06:35:23 PM  
Yo momma so fat...
--clicks on article--
urp
I just threw up in my mouth a little. Somebody else is gonna have to finish that snap for me.
 
2013-01-19 06:36:39 PM  

Paris1127: That's no moon...


OK, thread over. Paris1127 wins. Somebody get the lights.
 
2013-01-19 06:37:21 PM  
Yo Mama so fat, she goes to the movies, sits next to everybody.

And this hog will have health problems galore. That we'll all get to help pay for. Thanks, biatch!
 
2013-01-19 06:37:40 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: If you have to drive a truck because you can't fit into a car, you need to put down the fork.


I think in her case she rides on the back of a flatbed truck.
 
2013-01-19 06:43:30 PM  

A. Snatchfold: willfullyobscure: And they complain about being stereotyped in the media.

Who's 'they' and what stereotype?


static4.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-19 06:44:44 PM  
UlandaUnicorn: TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.

bulldogs.rleague.com

Clean up in aisle two
 
2013-01-19 06:50:18 PM  
"I love my shape and I see no reason to diet because I don't have health problems. . . "

You will.
 
2013-01-19 06:52:09 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: delici


Dahmer wasn't into soul food.

He did have a taste for Asian food.

However, 30 minutes later he would be hungry again.
 
2013-01-19 06:55:13 PM  
Daaaaaamn , that woman is a yo mama's so fat joke waiting to happen.
 
2013-01-19 06:56:02 PM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-19 06:56:26 PM  
I've seen worse at Walmart.
 
2013-01-19 07:02:51 PM  
Yo mama so fat she goes to the movies and sits next to everybody.
 
2013-01-19 07:04:40 PM  
♫ She got the whole world, in her pants
She got the whole wide world in her pants...♫
 
2013-01-19 07:05:35 PM  

zinny: You're mama is so fat, after sex she smokes hams.


ahahahahh *gasp* ahahahaahah
 
2013-01-19 07:06:11 PM  

gridlocksammy: Based on her girth, I don't think there is a commercial airline on the planet that could accommodate her


FedEx
 
2013-01-19 07:14:36 PM  
i.ebayimg.com

"Is that a woman with a big ass or a big-ass woman?"
 
2013-01-19 07:16:27 PM  
Seriously, she could be the next Hottentot Venus (Wiki it). And when it comes to sex, it's like, "fart and give me a clue"?
 
2013-01-19 07:18:05 PM  
img.allvoices.com

Some girls are bigger than others....
 
2013-01-19 07:20:15 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Paris1127: That's no moon...

Damn straight! That be JUPITER!


I thought it was Uranus?

//Did someone beat me? :)
 
2013-01-19 07:20:47 PM  

Satan's Dumptruck Driver: TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.

Hop in shower.

Crap.

Mash through drain cover with feet.

Shower.


That was more than I needed to read. Thank you.
 
2013-01-19 07:22:58 PM  
Divide the circumference (8') by pi. Her hips are  just over 2 and a half feet across.  That's assuming the circumference is a circle, which it's probably not.  It's probably an oval, so probably a little wider across.
 
2013-01-19 07:25:33 PM  
Maybe a Salvador Dali hourglass.
 
2013-01-19 07:26:53 PM  
reklamfox:
[i47.tinypic.com image 580x595]

Oh I love that meme, partly because like, half the internet makes me do the face she's doing... poor Mammy :P
 
2013-01-19 07:36:54 PM  
i48.tinypic.com

/used the Elephant font heheheheheh
 
2013-01-19 07:40:43 PM  

strangeluck: UlandaUnicorn: TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.

She probably uses the tub.

The truly scary thing, she probably has to have her hubby clean her after going each time. I can't imagine she could move or bend well enough to even handle simple hygiene tasks.

/Needs mind bleach.


Well, junior sumo wrestlers have to clean the first-class sumo wrestlers butts, so one can assume someone in the household gets the job.
/said job
 
2013-01-19 07:42:38 PM  
What is a foot hip and why does she have 8 of them?
 
2013-01-19 08:11:26 PM  
I doubt she can do EVERY sex position.

But good for her for having high self esteem.
 
2013-01-19 08:12:06 PM  
At least we can't accuse her of having sharp knees.
 
2013-01-19 08:12:48 PM  
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and GOT STUCK.
 
2013-01-19 08:18:33 PM  
Ignorant Farkers: There is no way this woman will ever become a burden on the health care system. EPA will declare her a superfund site and it will come out of their budget.
 
2013-01-19 08:32:57 PM  
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
 
2013-01-19 08:33:07 PM  

Greta_VanHouten: I hate people like this who take up 4 seats on the tube.


You kidding? The size of her she could take 4 tubes in the seat. Each guy laying perpendicular to... AHHH!

I hate myself for saying that. Not because it's mean, but for a split second I imagined it. Luckly with my cat-like reflexes I stabbed my brain with a pencil I have on the desk for just such an emergency.
 
2013-01-19 08:33:50 PM  

Valiente: FloydA: Valiente: She's the center of her family.

Gravity demands it.


Her husband says she's attractive.

So does Stephen Hawking.


Winner!!

Pack it in, we're done here.
 
2013-01-19 08:37:42 PM  
soyouwanttoknowwhyimsingle.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-19 08:40:29 PM  
Goin' bareback on that.

i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-19 08:44:31 PM  
Ed Gaines pic? In this thread? NICE
 
2013-01-19 08:49:03 PM  

gridlocksammy: Hey, check out the whale
[de.acidcow.com image 497x600]


I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few drinks. I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them screamed, "It's Wales you idiot!" So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Ireland?"

That's all I remember.

/stolen from bash.org
 
2013-01-19 08:49:08 PM  

GBB: You so ugly, your JPG tried to delete itself.


Lo-flippin-L
 
2013-01-19 08:49:50 PM  
When she hauls ass, she has to make 3 trips.
 
2013-01-19 08:58:49 PM  
She should lose the weight. Not for her health, but because then she would have wings of leftover skin to fly around with.
 
2013-01-19 09:00:47 PM  
"In the past, I was self-conscious about my hips and tried milkshake diets, but they didn't work.

See, there's your problem, right there. You're supposed to drink slimfast shakes instead of meals. You're not supposed to go buy out steak n' shake.
 
2013-01-19 09:02:31 PM  

swahnhennessy: Her husband must have a 20-inch penis.


maybe he just finds a sweaty flap.
 
2013-01-19 09:04:33 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Just wondering...How does she wipe her ass? Or DOES she?


Maybe she's hosed down.
 
2013-01-19 09:07:49 PM  
I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist. I will not type anything racist.
 
2013-01-19 09:21:26 PM  

Cataholic: What is a foot hip and why does she have 8 of them?


Dammit, I got through almost the entire thread without someone making the comment I hoped to.
 
2013-01-19 09:21:48 PM  

orbister: furterfan: British?

aurely 'african american'

We accept people as British without racial qualification.


Question if its African American... Is it African British?
 
2013-01-19 09:26:22 PM  

lohphat: farkingbubbler: That ass must have its own heart and lung.

The thought of that thing throbbing and inhaling just put me off dinner.


Botfly?
 
2013-01-19 09:27:18 PM  

IronTom: jehovahs witness protection: Just wondering...How does she wipe her ass? Or DOES she?

Maybe she's hosed down.


http://www.easierliving.com/_resources/images/product/82238_d.jpg
 
2013-01-19 09:32:28 PM  

blacksho89: http://www.easierliving.com/_resources/images/product/82238_d.jpg

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-19 09:39:37 PM  

LesterB: gridlocksammy: Hey, check out the whale
[de.acidcow.com image 497x600]

I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few drinks. I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them screamed, "It's Wales you idiot!" So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Ireland?"

That's all I remember.

/stolen from bash.org


Came to post the exact same joke. Well done sir.
 
2013-01-19 09:40:57 PM  
Even ebonics can't think of a word to transcend dat ass!
 
2013-01-19 09:46:30 PM  

gridlocksammy: Hey, check out the whale
[de.acidcow.com image 497x600]


We all know how her vacation to the Oregon coast will end.
 
2013-01-19 09:47:44 PM  

gopher321: Please commence with the Yo Momma jokes...


Gopher yo mamma is so fat if she goes to the beach Greenpeace will drag her ass back into the water.

How's that?
 
2013-01-19 09:50:54 PM  
that's enough for Sir Mix A Lot to say "Not any more!"
 
2013-01-19 09:51:02 PM  

swahnhennessy: Her husband must have a 20-inch penis.


I don't even have a 20 square inch penis.
 
2013-01-19 09:52:44 PM  

clowncar on fire: [i.imgur.com image 425x600]

Somebody had to fix this mess!


Thank you for the eyebleach. I needed it.
 
2013-01-19 10:04:08 PM  
Here's a pic of her in the nude.

www.kasterborous.com

Wasn't she mayor of Cardiff a few years ago?
 
2013-01-19 10:06:09 PM  
How many cases of Fix a Flat is that?
 
2013-01-19 10:09:20 PM  
40 inch waist? No way.
 
2013-01-19 10:15:00 PM  
Beep! Beep! Beep!

That's you're Mama when she walking backward!
 
2013-01-19 10:17:16 PM  
 
2013-01-19 10:32:33 PM  
I really really really don't want to believe that picture is real. Yeesh!
 
2013-01-19 10:41:15 PM  

amquelbettamin:
Up in heaven, three great physicsts were playing hide and go seek: Newton, Pascal, and Einstein. It was Einsteins turn to seek, so Einstein closed his eyes and counted to 10 while pascal and newton went to hide. Pascal hid behind a tree, but Newton just stood there and drew a 1 meter by 1 meter box around him on the ground. when einstein was done counting, he opened his eys and said, "Newton, what are you doing? you're supposed to hide! you're out!" And Newton replied, "No, you're wrong, im not Newton, im Pascal! See, im one Newton per square meter! Pascal is out!"


*Groan*
 
2013-01-19 10:43:07 PM  
I thought Kim Kardashian had the most disproportionate ass around....I was so wrong.
 
2013-01-19 11:13:11 PM  
i2.listal.com

If you can make that man look like he has an almost normal size ass...
 
2013-01-19 11:14:55 PM  
Jesus, that's my aunt (if she were black). But she's got the same thighs. EXACTLY. Woman is constantly blowing out her knees and keeps trying to convince everyone "it's a genetic disorder". Lose some $#()ing weight.

/best part is that she likes to lecture me on what is healthy to eat
 
2013-01-19 11:16:42 PM  
If you put her on a bicycle, she'd be legally required to have a banner. Even in Oregon, which has extra-wide (6ft) bike lanes (the space between the dotted and solid lines isn't legal for travel by anyone, except cyclists changing lanes, as evidenced by the inside line being broken and the outside solid).

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-19 11:17:39 PM  
T-Dog Jenkins' brain just exploded.
 
2013-01-19 11:18:58 PM  

FunkOut: But why so lumpy?


You'd be lumpy, too, if you, singlehandedly, exceeded the maximum cargo capacity of most subcompacts.
 
2013-01-19 11:24:59 PM  

orbister: furterfan: British?

aurely 'african american'

We accept people as British without racial qualification.


I'm getting a kick out of this, given y'all exported the folks here that ultimately came up with the idea of the Indian Removal Act of 1830, which puts me, technically, and in the shortest direction, a 2 hour drive from the United States...
 
2013-01-19 11:26:01 PM  

Jon H: At 5pm: no
At 10pm: no
At midnight: no
At 2am: You know you would
At 7am: Time to double and triple down!


why did I read that as "ripple down?"
 
2013-01-19 11:38:48 PM  
She's a computer technician whose job apparently never requires her to crawl under a desk to reach cables, etc. I am forced to assume.
 
2013-01-19 11:48:01 PM  
Yo momma so fat when it rains she uses the 5 freeway as a slip-n-slide
Yo momma so fat last time she wore a yellow dress 3 people tried to hail her on the street
Yo momma so fat she wore high heels and struck oil
Yo momma so fat she sweats butter
Yo momma so fat when the goes to a restaurant the only words she says are "menu please" and "yes"
I saw yo mommas other kids watching movies in the backyard. They were using her panties as the screen.

/yo momma
 
2013-01-19 11:55:52 PM  
Your momma so fat in order to have sex with her you got to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
 
2013-01-20 12:06:21 AM  
When her husband wants sex, he just starts flipping folds until he smells shiat, then folds back one..
 
2013-01-20 12:10:25 AM  
Yo mamma so fat she exerts a force of 41,012 milligrams per square centimeter over an area covering 464515 square millimeters when she sits.
Standing on one foot, that's 88 kilopascals, about 4 times the sound pressure 160 km from the Krakatoa explosion, dizaaaaym biatch!
 
2013-01-20 12:16:25 AM  
Yo momma so fat she has smaller fat people orbiting around her
 
2013-01-20 12:21:51 AM  
You mamma so fat, she's obese

//Am I doing it right?
 
2013-01-20 12:29:07 AM  
Your mama's so fat, damn.
 
2013-01-20 12:30:40 AM  
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
 
2013-01-20 12:33:06 AM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".

Oh and bootylicious/perfect/sexy what does this mean in English? I understood "staggering."


A stone is 14 pounds.
 
2013-01-20 12:42:51 AM  

Clutch2013: vartian: Pictured with husband Reggie and daughters Autumn, Destynee and Justyce.

Way to give all three of your daughters stripper names.

Autumn's not a terribly bad name.

The other two? Yeah, they're boned (or will be once they hit 18).


Considering they're black, despite the spelling they're a downright normal names.
 
2013-01-20 12:43:26 AM  
Yo mama's so fat when she goes out to eat, they don't give her a menu, they give her an estimate.....
 
2013-01-20 01:46:52 AM  
your mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
 
2013-01-20 01:47:36 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Paris1127: That's no moon...

Damn straight! That be POOPITER!


/ftfy

//yo mama so fat she fell down on 125th St and landed on ASS-TOR PLACE!
 
2013-01-20 01:53:03 AM  

reklamfox: [i47.tinypic.com image 580x595]


That caption really should be "Oh Lard!"
 
2013-01-20 01:54:28 AM  
your mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
 
2013-01-20 01:57:31 AM  
The Silence of the Lambs guy could have made a full fashion line and runway show outta her
 
2013-01-20 01:59:47 AM  
Heat in the winter, shade in the summer.

Or as my husband says, "She could burn coal, eat hay, or chase a bear with a stick."
 
2013-01-20 02:14:24 AM  

Aye Carumba: Yo mamma so fat she exerts a force of 41,012 milligrams per square centimeter over an area covering 464515 square millimeters when she sits.
Standing on one foot, that's 88 kilopascals, about 4 times the sound pressure 160 km from the Krakatoa explosion, dizaaaaym biatch!


short version: Yo mama so fat, she stand on yo foot, yo Krakatoa.

/try the veal
 
2013-01-20 02:55:09 AM  
Every time I go to the USA, I am behind her at the mall.
 
2013-01-20 03:08:19 AM  
Yo mama's so fat her arteries need traffic cams.

Yo mama's so fat your dad needs a team of sherpas.

Yo mama's so fat her doctor has a degree in geology.

Yo mama's so fat she's got tides instead of periods.

Yo mama's so fat I'm deeply concerned for her health.
 
2013-01-20 04:13:02 AM  

jake_lex: Fark Rye For Many Whores: That needed a little translation to American - I was hope for eight feet WIDE and I can guess 30st is nonsensically heavy and WTF "scoffing".

Oh and bootylicious/perfect/sexy what does this mean in English? I understood "staggering."

I have no idea why the British cling to the "stone" for measuring people's weights.  A stone is 14 lbs, so it's not even a nice, round number where it's easy to do the math to figure out how much it is quickly.


A pint is 20 fl. oz. (16 for seppos). 1 lb. is 16 oz. A foot is 12". A mile is 5280'.

How, exactly, is 14 lb. to a stone any more illogical than those?
 
2013-01-20 05:48:24 AM  
Dat ass


...looks like a beanbag chair.
 
2013-01-20 07:06:32 AM  

jake_lex:
I have no idea why the British cling to the "stone" for measuring people's weights.  A stone is 14 lbs, so it's not even a nice, round number where it's easy to do the math to figure out how much it is quickly.


I don't understand why Americans don't use stone. You don't need to convert. I know that 8 stone is average, 10 stone is getting heavier and 15+ stone is fat-ass. I don't know if 180 lbs is fat or not though, and fark dividing by 14. For you guys is 72 inches quite tall? Why would you measure in feet right?
 
2013-01-20 09:09:09 AM  
You know who else had a big butt...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-20 09:30:29 AM  
Swiss Colony:

I don't understand why Americans don't use stone. You don't need to convert. I know that 8 stone is average, 10 stone is getting heavier and 15+ stone is fat-ass. I don't know if 180 lbs is fat or not though, and fark dividing by 14. For you guys is 72 inches quite tall? Why would you measure in feet right?


I'm assuming you are refering to females because 112 and 140 lbs is like malnutrition skinny on a male of average for a European or African height.

Also 72" is 183 cm so thats fairly average for a male of European or African ancestry.
 
2013-01-20 10:33:28 AM  
N cc . Appnpiytreezanbvcxw
.
 
2013-01-20 11:03:07 AM  
Two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
 
2013-01-20 11:10:14 AM  

Sandy Duncan's eyeball: N cc . Appnpiytreezanbvcxw
.


The call number of the least famous ship in Star Trek?
 
2013-01-20 11:38:30 AM  

Sandy Duncan's eyeball: N cc . Appnpiytreezanbvcxw
.


Someone just have a mini-stroke?
 
2013-01-20 11:44:19 AM  
See "Whacking off explodes head" item.
 
2013-01-20 03:10:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-20 06:18:44 PM  

Kittypie070: [i.imgur.com image 442x679]


I can only imagine a similar smell.

/Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
 
2013-01-20 08:13:06 PM  
pinballbayarea.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-21 06:16:26 AM  
DOES MY ASS LOOK BIG IN THIS
 
2013-01-21 07:57:13 AM  
Her hips are not "sexy." She is disgusting. I know many morbidly obese people want to preach how it is healthy and ok... it isn't. Not even a little bit.

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
gja
2013-01-21 10:56:41 AM  

BigLuca: Here is a picture of her first kid during birth
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]
She was born 6 years old because she got lost


BWAHAHAHAHA. Most excellent. I laughed very hard. I need to go rinse the coffee off my keyboard cover now.
 
gja
2013-01-21 11:00:34 AM  

swahnhennessy: Her husband must have a 20-inch penis 2 very tired forearms.

 
2013-01-21 06:50:41 PM  
<font color="Green">Oldiron_79: I'm assuming you are refering to females because 112 and 140 lbs is like malnutrition skinny on a male of average for a European or African height.</font>

Can a male of average European or African height btween 112 and 140 lbs be carried by a European or African swallow?
 
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