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(Closer Online UK)   There's badonkadonk and then there's BA-DONK-A-DONK. American woman sets record with 8 foot hips (geography fixed)   (closeronline.co.uk) divider line 280
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2013-01-19 02:35:49 PM
i891.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-19 03:04:01 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
 
2013-01-19 03:06:49 PM
Pictured with husband Reggie and daughters Autumn, Destynee and Justyce.

Way to give all three of your daughters stripper names.
 
2013-01-19 03:24:22 PM
Hey, check out the whale
de.acidcow.com
 
2013-01-19 03:59:35 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2013-01-19 04:06:16 PM
On Belay!
 
2013-01-19 04:10:42 PM

gridlocksammy: Hey, check out the whale
[de.acidcow.com image 497x600]


Maybe some friendly environmentalist will come by and push her back in.
 
2013-01-19 04:11:00 PM
Vowing she'll never diet, Mikel says her husband of 10 years, Reggie Brooks, 40, a computer technician, adores her figure.

Lady, your husband is either just being nice to his wife or he is really attracted to morbidly obese women.  You're free to do what you want to yourself, but I'm not going to pretend that you have a nice figure.
 
2013-01-19 04:11:24 PM
Please commence with the Yo Momma jokes...
 
2013-01-19 04:12:11 PM
*ahem*  Yo momma so fat she fell in love and BROKE it
 
2013-01-19 04:12:38 PM
Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker. Everything about that story is disgusting.
 
2013-01-19 04:14:47 PM
What kind of f*cked up hourglass is that?
 
2013-01-19 04:14:53 PM
Yo mamma is so fat she has to shuffle sideways through doors.


/Oh, wait.  I think I did that wrong.
 
2013-01-19 04:15:09 PM
My God, I imagine she has to turn sideways to get through doors. When that is a requirement there is something wrong.
 
2013-01-19 04:16:18 PM
I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.
 
2013-01-19 04:16:22 PM
Is Badonkadonk a noun or an adjective?
 
2013-01-19 04:16:41 PM
images2.mtv.com

"I'm sorry Ma'am, but even I have to draw the line somewhere."
 
2013-01-19 04:16:51 PM
t3.gstatic.com

Hoochee mama
 
2013-01-19 04:17:13 PM
Dat be dipped in buttah, on point, and true to da game.
 
2013-01-19 04:17:46 PM
♫ I met her on Monday... ♫
 
2013-01-19 04:17:59 PM
Is that an arse or a colossal tumour? Might want to have that looked into.
 
2013-01-19 04:18:11 PM
Your mamma is so fat when she went on a Panama Canal cruise they had to sail around South America.
 
2013-01-19 04:18:25 PM
yo momma so fat she started a fire while running in corduroys
 
2013-01-19 04:18:49 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-19 04:19:13 PM
that's re-DONK-ulous
 
2013-01-19 04:19:41 PM
Healthy, normal people do not look like this. I expect she's going to die soon.
 
2013-01-19 04:19:52 PM
British?

aurely 'african american'
 
2013-01-19 04:19:57 PM
Your mama so fat her blood type is ragu.
/old school
 
2013-01-19 04:20:51 PM
Mikel - here with an ex-boyfriend - was slim as a teenager

www.closeronline.co.uk

Um no, she was kinda big there too.

I don't consider myself "slim" but I'm slimmer than she is in that picture (requisite studman pic in profile).
 
2013-01-19 04:21:00 PM
That's not an hourglass, that's a chemistry flask.
 
2013-01-19 04:21:04 PM

gopher321: *ahem*  Yo momma so fat she fell in love and BROKE it


*snert*
 
2013-01-19 04:21:44 PM
I hate people like this who take up 4 seats on the tube.
 
2013-01-19 04:22:07 PM
Yo mamma so fat when she slipped in the shower California fell into the ocean.
 
2013-01-19 04:23:40 PM

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


That's a disturbing thought!
 
2013-01-19 04:24:22 PM
Got to roll her in flour to find the wet spot...
 
2013-01-19 04:24:55 PM
Your momma so fat when she went to the beach, animal rescue showed up and tried to throw her back in the ocean.
 
2013-01-19 04:24:58 PM
Here is a picture of her first kid during birth
2.bp.blogspot.com
She was born 6 years old because she got lost
 
2013-01-19 04:25:15 PM
www.fresno.gov
 
2013-01-19 04:25:15 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-19 04:25:17 PM
I could not bring myself to click on this.
 
2013-01-19 04:27:19 PM

lordargent: Mikel - here with an ex-boyfriend - was slim as a teenager

[www.closeronline.co.uk image 415x500]

Um no, she was kinda big there too.

I don't consider myself "slim" but I'm slimmer than she is in that picture (requisite studman pic in profile).


She said she weighed 10st as a teenager. 140 lbs for the rest of us. Or 60 something kilos.
/Why is there math?
 
2013-01-19 04:27:29 PM
Yo mama so fat she even sleeps in a 7ft-wide bed.

/doin it wrong?
 
2013-01-19 04:28:16 PM
You're mama is so fat, after sex she smokes hams.
 
2013-01-19 04:28:17 PM
It looks like her hourglass figure ran out of time.
 
2013-01-19 04:29:39 PM
I set my drink down and it walked away!
 
2013-01-19 04:29:48 PM
You're mama is so fat, she sweats gravy.
 
2013-01-19 04:29:48 PM
:(
 
2013-01-19 04:29:50 PM

TappingTheVein: I can only guess the logistics involved with taking a shiat.


She is probably in a competition with Lord Manderly from the game of thrones to see who can take the longest on the porcelain throne.
 
2013-01-19 04:31:34 PM
Armrests are her worse enemy
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-01-19 04:31:51 PM
There's "junk-in-the-trunk", and then there's "hoarding".
 
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